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triggathepirate

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Steam Profile: Trigga45(The Pirate)
Interests: You really don't want to know
Date Signed Up:12/11/2011
Last Login:5/26/2014
Location:Philly PA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 2768 total,  3729 ,  961
Comment Thumbs: 28197 total,  32393 ,  4196
Content Level Progress: 63% (63/100)
Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 128 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 9.4% (94/1000)
Level 328 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 329 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:2
Content Views:305854
Times Content Favorited:180 times
Total Comments Made:9467
FJ Points:18832
Favorite Tags: Cars (6) | crashes (6) | the (5) | lol (4) | shit (4) | and (3) | Jesus (3) | joker (3) | a bitch (2) | ASS (2) | biting (2) | Bleach (2) | chemicals (2) | choke (2) | game (2) | Mystery (2) | tags (2) | tf (2) | The Game (2)
I'm bistre and I don't like star-nosed moles. I've robbed a few people on a canoe in the Schuylkill.
What else do you need to know about me?

latest user's comments

#194 - Picture 09/28/2013 on Another iPhone lie 0
#43 - Hit me with the welcome wagon.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2013 on Love food more than people 0
User avatar #46 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (09/28/2013) [-]
www.watchcartoononline.com/adventure-time-season-5-episode-33-time-sandwich
I guess this would be a good first episode to watch. Shows a lot of the characters.
#40 - Is dat worf watching?  [+] (3 new replies) 09/28/2013 on Love food more than people 0
User avatar #41 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (09/28/2013) [-]
Adventure Time?
Not sure if it's the kind of show you'd like. It's pretty whimsical.
Each episode is about 11 minutes long, so I'd suggest watching one and seeing what you think.
User avatar #43 - triggathepirate (09/28/2013) [-]
Hit me with the welcome wagon.
User avatar #46 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (09/28/2013) [-]
www.watchcartoononline.com/adventure-time-season-5-episode-33-time-sandwich
I guess this would be a good first episode to watch. Shows a lot of the characters.
#198 - What the **** is on that corr? 09/28/2013 on Is kill 0
#197 - I had to look up that scene just to hear the way he says it ag… 09/28/2013 on Is kill 0
#133 - Wow. Such loss. so fit.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2013 on wow! +2
User avatar #134 - falloutplayer (09/28/2013) [-]
Much health. Many fruit. Very food.
#28 - His face is just screaming "This changes nothing " 09/28/2013 on This treachery with not go... +7
#67 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2013 on I still do this +1
#68 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (09/28/2013) [-]
#5 - Doubtful. 09/28/2013 on Heavy's happy hat quest 0
#1 - Picture 09/28/2013 on youve created a monster +2
#63 - Bistre.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/28/2013 on I still do this +1
User avatar #66 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (09/28/2013) [-]
I don't speak Spanish
#67 - triggathepirate (09/28/2013) [-]
#68 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (09/28/2013) [-]
#2 - It's new to me.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2013 on Heavy's happy hat quest +1
User avatar #3 - niggastolemyname (09/28/2013) [-]
me too
actually I'm probably going to get a lot of downvotes for that
User avatar #5 - triggathepirate (09/28/2013) [-]
Doubtful.
#35 - That's kinda nasty.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2013 on Beardbowl 0
User avatar #38 - vatra (09/28/2013) [-]
Kind of? More like extremely.
#538 - Picture 09/28/2013 on what would it be? +1
#60 - I am jack's growing absent-mindedness 09/28/2013 on my life 0
#57 - **triggathepirate rolled a random image posted in comment #1…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2013 on my life 0
User avatar #58 - deescalation (09/28/2013) [-]
I am Jack's inability to find my Windows 7 disk
User avatar #60 - triggathepirate (09/28/2013) [-]
I am jack's growing absent-mindedness
#124 - Are you implying growing your own wares?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2013 on Well, There Ya Go (OC) +2
User avatar #160 - schneidend (09/28/2013) [-]
That, or at least making it legal for your hippy neighbor to grow his own.
#51 - I am jack's twisted cocktail of fetishes and sexual deta…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/28/2013 on my life +1
#54 - deescalation (09/28/2013) [-]
**deescalation rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at Console war disputes solved ** I am Jack's inability to get off to anything but this
#57 - triggathepirate (09/28/2013) [-]
**triggathepirate rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at computers ** I am jack's pity for those who can't get it off to anything but consoles and this
User avatar #58 - deescalation (09/28/2013) [-]
I am Jack's inability to find my Windows 7 disk
User avatar #60 - triggathepirate (09/28/2013) [-]
I am jack's growing absent-mindedness
#23 - Aye, he'll not be walking either. 09/28/2013 on ah but you have heard of him +9
#49 - Specially on those lonely friday nights. I am j…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/28/2013 on my life +1
User avatar #50 - deescalation (09/28/2013) [-]
I am Jack's inability to find someone to love me
#51 - triggathepirate (09/28/2013) [-]
I am jack's twisted cocktail of fetishes and sexual detachment
#54 - deescalation (09/28/2013) [-]
**deescalation rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at Console war disputes solved ** I am Jack's inability to get off to anything but this
#57 - triggathepirate (09/28/2013) [-]
**triggathepirate rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at computers ** I am jack's pity for those who can't get it off to anything but consoles and this
User avatar #58 - deescalation (09/28/2013) [-]
I am Jack's inability to find my Windows 7 disk
User avatar #60 - triggathepirate (09/28/2013) [-]
I am jack's growing absent-mindedness
#125 - Picture 09/28/2013 on Ed boys +4
#46 - Eddie did wonderful narrating in Fight Club... But then ag…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/28/2013 on my life +1
#47 - deescalation (09/28/2013) [-]
especially if it had the scene transition music that usually goes with it. Sometimes I need to be serious, sometimes I need to have a laugh, and sometimes they could argue over who gets to narrate a part.
#49 - triggathepirate (09/28/2013) [-]
Specially on those lonely friday nights.

I am jack's calloused palm
User avatar #50 - deescalation (09/28/2013) [-]
I am Jack's inability to find someone to love me
#51 - triggathepirate (09/28/2013) [-]
I am jack's twisted cocktail of fetishes and sexual detachment
#54 - deescalation (09/28/2013) [-]
**deescalation rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at Console war disputes solved ** I am Jack's inability to get off to anything but this
#57 - triggathepirate (09/28/2013) [-]
**triggathepirate rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at computers ** I am jack's pity for those who can't get it off to anything but consoles and this
User avatar #58 - deescalation (09/28/2013) [-]
I am Jack's inability to find my Windows 7 disk
User avatar #60 - triggathepirate (09/28/2013) [-]
I am jack's growing absent-mindedness
#45 - Now on second thought Gervais or Nolan North may be also excep… 09/28/2013 on my life 0
#43 - "So he put on his ************ shoes and walked ou…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2013 on my life 0
#45 - triggathepirate (09/28/2013) [-]
Now on second thought Gervais or Nolan North may be also exceptional choices.
#8 - dis will be useful 09/28/2013 on This is why I have trust... +1

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Total unique items point value: 1050 / Total items point value: 1250

Comments(115):

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #114 - mayormilkman (02/07/2015) [-]
he seemed cool
#113 - polepel (12/19/2014) [-]
sully is now
#112 - Ken M (09/13/2014) [-]
TOY IS TICKLE YOU'RE ASS!!!!! RUN RUN RUN!!!!
#110 - fggtshy (11/22/2013) [-]
I had an ass burger. It was tasty. Like you, babe.
#111 to #110 - triggathepirate (11/23/2013) [-]
My nizzle.
My nizzle.
#107 - trivdiego (10/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#109 to #108 - trivdiego (10/27/2013) [-]
fancy livin
User avatar #104 - implosay (09/02/2013) [-]
Dude, delete your comment. OP stickied you and you're getting thumbed down to oblivion. Or go down with your post. Then I salute you.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4768214/Ass+hats/73#73
#105 to #104 - triggathepirate (09/02/2013) [-]
Oh no. I won't be doing that. I've long since hatched a lengthy scheme for his treachery. Never you mind that.
Oh no. I won't be doing that. I've long since hatched a lengthy scheme for his treachery. Never you mind that.
#101 - lanfear (08/22/2013) [-]
Because OP delivers.

bare with me, I suck with people and skin tones
User avatar #103 to #102 - lanfear (08/22/2013) [-]
LIke it I take? Haha I wasn't quite sure what to do, i have only seen very little of the show. . . its on my list of stuff to watch though, . .
#98 - Ken M (08/15/2013) [-]
TOY IS TICKLE YOU'RE ASS!!!!! RUN RUN RUN!!!!
#99 to #98 - triggathepirate (08/15/2013) [-]
Haven't we been over this?
#100 to #99 - Ken M (08/15/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #95 - RevengeNL (07/25/2013) [-]
Hai, can I maybe have some of your FJ points for the item game?
Let me know, thanks
User avatar #97 to #96 - RevengeNL (07/25/2013) [-]
hue hue hueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#76 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #123 at The Ellen View ** Give me some reaction images or I'll **** you up, mate.
#77 to #76 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Aye? Now how might ye be makin that come te pass? Ye filthy little sweaty dwemer imp?
#78 to #77 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #446120 at Pokemon ** HECTOR BARBOSSA
#79 to #78 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
The very same.
The very same.
#80 to #79 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2884005 at Friendly ** I'm disinclined to acquiesce your request. Means no.
#81 to #80 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
On yer way now, halfling...
#82 to #81 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #208 at Assrapehole ** kid im 6'4" 200 lbs I play football I reck ur bitch ass my gf is supermodel nice tits I **** her everyday ur a virgun ****** go pick some cotton id reck ur ****
#83 to #82 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
How the 			****		 does everyone know i'm brown...?
How the **** does everyone know i'm brown...?
#84 to #83 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at I have to draw you ** You were going to anyway.
#85 to #84 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Going to what?
Going to what?
#86 to #85 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2980652 at Friendly ** Use it.
#88 to #87 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #5180714 at Furries ** Jack: That's very good. May I use that?
Angelica: You were going to anyway.
#90 to #88 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
AND 			****		. I'M FALLING FOR YOUR TRAPS!
AND **** . I'M FALLING FOR YOUR TRAPS!
#89 to #88 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Is that the next line? I try not to obsess over the movies like some, Trying not to slide down fandom slope.
Is that the next line? I try not to obsess over the movies like some, Trying not to slide down fandom slope.
#91 to #89 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at getting a game pre-ordered ** Le Captain Jack Sparrow face
User avatar #72 - fuckingtrolls (07/08/2013) [-]
tfw
User avatar #73 to #72 - triggathepirate (07/13/2013) [-]
Hey man... I still want the source on that ice cream gif.
User avatar #74 to #73 - fuckingtrolls (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah me too
User avatar #70 - holeymoley (04/13/2013) [-]
Do you know how you did a double comment?
#71 to #70 - triggathepirate (04/13/2013) [-]
No ******* clue.
But this is the second time it's happened.
#68 - aerosol ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
I noticed earlier that you mentioned being black( or at least, not white) in the comment section. I admire your courage.
I don't think I could do that if my life depended on it
User avatar #67 - triggathepirate (02/03/2013) [-]
Just in case I get flamed this right her is chekov's gun.
that was a joke, I wanted a simple explanation for someone who didn't know what it was.
And see if the definition was bias.
#65 - lewayout (12/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #63 - heyyyyyy (12/02/2012) [-]
**heyyyyyy rolls 56** I'm going to make a wild guess and say your name is Travis?
#64 to #63 - triggathepirate (12/02/2012) [-]
Motherfu-   
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.   
Here's the kicker though.   
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
Motherfu-
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.
Here's the kicker though.
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
#62 - whalewhalewhale **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #61 - mandatorytrolling (10/17/2012) [-]
Some old posts you've found.
User avatar #58 - garaichu (09/05/2012) [-]
I get that, phobias suck like nothing else.
(Replied here what with your reluctance to go back to the thread :V)
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