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Gender: male
Steam Profile: Trigga45(The Pirate)
Interests: You really don't want to know
Date Signed Up:12/11/2011
Last Login:5/26/2014
Location:Philly PA
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I'm bistre and I don't like star-nosed moles. I've robbed a few people on a canoe in the Schuylkill.
What else do you need to know about me?

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#284 - That's ****** ... 22 hours ago. I could gott… 12/03/2013 on Hey Everyone. +1
#27 - My favorite colors! 12/03/2013 on "Merry" 0
#57 - This nostalgia boner...  [+] (6 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Niggers be niggering +2
#67 - micekill (12/03/2013) [-]
what show is this?
User avatar #71 - triggathepirate (12/03/2013) [-]
My gif or his?
#72 - micekill (12/03/2013) [-]
both?
#74 - atma (12/03/2013) [-]
triggathepirate's is from The Ricky Gervais Show
he can tell you what mine is from
#73 - triggathepirate (12/03/2013) [-]
Tom goes to mayor and the Ricky gervais show.
Both excellent watches.
#58 - atma (12/03/2013) [-]
TGTTM?
#146 - Picture 12/03/2013 on What Virginity looks like +1
#46 - ***** that last jawn was like the twofer question… 12/03/2013 on Everytime I Try to Talk to... 0
#128 - My ***** . 12/03/2013 on (untitled) +1
#81 - The monkey's paw 12/03/2013 on Witty Title +2
#218 - What the **** is this even This seems like a …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Me in a nutshell +5
#278 - romneykun (12/09/2013) [-]
My jimmies were not prepared.
#279 - triggathepirate (12/09/2013) [-]
As weren't mine.
#21 - I acknowledge the human race everyday, doesn't mean I have to … 12/03/2013 on I don't see colour or gender. 0
#94 - Picture 12/03/2013 on Doon Doon 0
#44 - here. 12/03/2013 on damn nigga 0
#88 - She must really like dido... 12/03/2013 on makes sense +2
#6 - Had to be the ******* guy. Aye, I goof'd  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2013 on Everytime I Try to Talk to... +6
#7 - silvertongueddevil (12/03/2013) [-]
Good content and can admit you are wrong.

You're a good guy.
#3 - Picture 12/03/2013 on Everytime I Try to Talk to... 0
#1 - 3 questions I revert to if I really want to know someone, beca…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Everytime I Try to Talk to... +75
#91 - spidermau (12/04/2013) [-]
Hey! I also use 3 questions to get to know people!

for the ones that don't know them:
1. How many walkers have you killed?
2. How many people have you killed?
3. Why?


stuff & things
#103 - triggathepirate (12/04/2013) [-]
I knew this was coming
User avatar #59 - lasmamoe (12/03/2013) [-]
Girl: "Wow this party is great"
You: "Yeah, im really glad i didn't just stay home"
Girl: "..."
You: "..."
Girl: "..."
You: "..."
Girl: "..."
You: "So how would you describe space in under a minute or less?"
#62 - triggathepirate (12/03/2013) [-]
Ight i'll break this down for you.
These questions mean a lot to me. I'll explain why, and 70 percent is delivery.
Depending on the delivery, they can feel like silly questions, or a deep discussion.
Sometimes a mix of both.
I don't really need to work on mine too much because I created them, and the fact if a black guy starts a conversation with you about space you may or may not be almost completely interested just to figure out what his end game is, it's odd.

Now
Asking about space is determining this person's depth of thought, how deep can they go, how strange are they? How serious can they be about random topics?

Asking about their fears is trying to compare likes and dislikes, this may even lead them into telling you how they feel about their future. Among other things.

Asking them about their first fight skims their views on violence, morality and humility.
They may say they don't like fighting.
They may have been protecting a friend, and it's a long interesting situation.
They may have even STARTED it, and will tell you this if your are trusted enough. And the fact they admit to this means they may have good sense of accepting wrongs and dumb shit they've done.

All of these are base, but there's tons of things to pop out of these.
I haven't even skimmed gaming. Also I hate small talk I made these because I like to hear things I like to hear, I don't like listening to politics or the weather, or talking just to keep the conversation going, though silence can be equally as grating. I'd rather actually want to hear and reflect on what's coming out of your mouth rather than space out and give you the satisfaction of thinking someone is actually listening.

Sorry for the essay, matey. Hope this cleared it up.
User avatar #45 - theincrediblegoose (12/03/2013) [-]
That's 4 questions, nigga.
User avatar #46 - triggathepirate (12/03/2013) [-]
Nigga that last jawn was like the twofer questions they give for open ended problems.
But I suppose they would tell you what it was about if they can remember it, so you get it.
#25 - lastweek (12/03/2013) [-]
1. Space as just any area or outside of the earth's atmosphere? Either way I don't really understand what you're asking for.
2. I have no irrational fear, I can back up everything I fear with reason, altough I can't back up all things I'm disgusted and not disgusted by with reason.
3. I remember, vaguely, when I was a kid, fighting with another kid who was rude and trying to take something from me, it was more about the principle he didn't ask and me and my friends were actually using it, on top of which he acted rude after being caught, leading to the fight than wanting whatever we were fighting for.

So, do you hate me?
#87 - anonymous (12/04/2013) [-]
If that's all you think space is... you're sad.
#5 - silvertongueddevil (12/03/2013) [-]
Not to be that guy, but isn't it worst?
#6 - triggathepirate (12/03/2013) [-]
Had to be the fucking guy.
Aye, I goof'd
#7 - silvertongueddevil (12/03/2013) [-]
Good content and can admit you are wrong.

You're a good guy.
User avatar #2 - coookiecrisp (12/03/2013) [-]
Great ideas! Thanks!

I have a first date tomorrow night.
User avatar #58 - rakuraimasuta (12/03/2013) [-]
Good luck little nigga. Just be relaxed and nice.
#3 - triggathepirate (12/03/2013) [-]
#83 - Don't know why but this got that nasty throbbing tumor in my c… 12/03/2013 on once when batman went missing +6
#30 - Then sharkeisha beat the **** out of the guy hold… 12/03/2013 on Fuck That 0
#35 - That pun was amazing . 12/03/2013 on Title 0
#76 - Did anyone else read bill murray on burials? 12/03/2013 on Bill Burr on Marriage +1
#29 - Picture 12/03/2013 on Dancing 0
#35 - I mean, really the face is like 7, but the body is a 2. Sc… 12/03/2013 on Photoshop -3
#26 - Finally ******* got me. You happy? …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Dancing 0
#27 - whydoesthishappen (12/03/2013) [-]
damn nigga
#29 - triggathepirate (12/03/2013) [-]
#72 - Lightbulb fw 12/02/2013 on My hero +3
#91 - Mfw clicking it at 70% volume  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2013 on Websites for when you want... +4
User avatar #106 - areialview (12/02/2013) [-]
Bro, I had it at 100% with god damn headphones
#72 - Picture 12/01/2013 on Worlds strongest? thats cute +3
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#113 - polepel (12/19/2014) [-]
sully is now
#112 - anonymous (09/13/2014) [-]
TOY IS TICKLE YOU'RE ASS!!!!! RUN RUN RUN!!!!
#110 - fggtshy (11/22/2013) [-]
I had an ass burger. It was tasty. Like you, babe.
#111 to #110 - triggathepirate (11/23/2013) [-]
My nizzle.
My nizzle.
#107 - trivdiego (10/27/2013) [-]
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#109 to #108 - trivdiego (10/27/2013) [-]
fancy livin
User avatar #104 - implosay ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Dude, delete your comment. OP stickied you and you're getting thumbed down to oblivion. Or go down with your post. Then I salute you.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4768214/Ass+hats/73#73
#105 to #104 - triggathepirate (09/02/2013) [-]
Oh no. I won't be doing that. I've long since hatched a lengthy scheme for his treachery. Never you mind that.
Oh no. I won't be doing that. I've long since hatched a lengthy scheme for his treachery. Never you mind that.
#106 to #105 - implosay ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
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#101 - lanfear (08/22/2013) [-]
Because OP delivers.

bare with me, I suck with people and skin tones
User avatar #103 to #102 - lanfear (08/22/2013) [-]
LIke it I take? Haha I wasn't quite sure what to do, i have only seen very little of the show. . . its on my list of stuff to watch though, . .
#98 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
TOY IS TICKLE YOU'RE ASS!!!!! RUN RUN RUN!!!!
#99 to #98 - triggathepirate (08/15/2013) [-]
Haven't we been over this?
#100 to #99 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #95 - RevengeNL (07/25/2013) [-]
Hai, can I maybe have some of your FJ points for the item game?
Let me know, thanks
User avatar #97 to #96 - RevengeNL (07/25/2013) [-]
hue hue hueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#76 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #123 at The Ellen View ** Give me some reaction images or I'll **** you up, mate.
#77 to #76 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Aye? Now how might ye be makin that come te pass? Ye filthy little sweaty dwemer imp?
#78 to #77 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #446120 at Pokemon ** HECTOR BARBOSSA
#79 to #78 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
The very same.
The very same.
#80 to #79 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2884005 at Friendly ** I'm disinclined to acquiesce your request. Means no.
#81 to #80 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
On yer way now, halfling...
#82 to #81 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #208 at Assrapehole ** kid im 6'4" 200 lbs I play football I reck ur bitch ass my gf is supermodel nice tits I **** her everyday ur a virgun ****** go pick some cotton id reck ur ****
#83 to #82 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
How the 						****					 does everyone know i'm brown...?
How the **** does everyone know i'm brown...?
#84 to #83 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at I have to draw you ** You were going to anyway.
#85 to #84 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Going to what?
Going to what?
#86 to #85 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2980652 at Friendly ** Use it.
#88 to #87 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #5180714 at Furries ** Jack: That's very good. May I use that?
Angelica: You were going to anyway.
#90 to #88 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
AND 						****					. I'M FALLING FOR YOUR TRAPS!
AND **** . I'M FALLING FOR YOUR TRAPS!
#89 to #88 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Is that the next line? I try not to obsess over the movies like some, Trying not to slide down fandom slope.
Is that the next line? I try not to obsess over the movies like some, Trying not to slide down fandom slope.
#91 to #89 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at getting a game pre-ordered ** Le Captain Jack Sparrow face
User avatar #72 - fuckingtrolls (07/08/2013) [-]
tfw
User avatar #73 to #72 - triggathepirate (07/13/2013) [-]
Hey man... I still want the source on that ice cream gif.
User avatar #74 to #73 - fuckingtrolls (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah me too
User avatar #70 - holeymoley (04/13/2013) [-]
Do you know how you did a double comment?
#71 to #70 - triggathepirate (04/13/2013) [-]
No ******* clue.
But this is the second time it's happened.
#68 - aerosol (03/25/2013) [-]
I noticed earlier that you mentioned being black( or at least, not white) in the comment section. I admire your courage.
I don't think I could do that if my life depended on it
User avatar #67 - triggathepirate (02/03/2013) [-]
Just in case I get flamed this right her is chekov's gun.
that was a joke, I wanted a simple explanation for someone who didn't know what it was.
And see if the definition was bias.
#65 - lewayout (12/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #63 - heyyyyyy (12/02/2012) [-]
**heyyyyyy rolls 56** I'm going to make a wild guess and say your name is Travis?
#64 to #63 - triggathepirate (12/02/2012) [-]
Motherfu-   
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.   
Here's the kicker though.   
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
Motherfu-
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.
Here's the kicker though.
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
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User avatar #61 - mandatorytrolling (10/17/2012) [-]
Some old posts you've found.
User avatar #58 - garaichu (09/05/2012) [-]
I get that, phobias suck like nothing else.
(Replied here what with your reluctance to go back to the thread :V)
#57 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
Stare at the mutilated dick..
Stare at the mutilated dick..
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