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Steam Profile: Trigga45(The Pirate)
Interests: You really don't want to know
Date Signed Up:12/11/2011
Last Login:5/26/2014
Location:Philly PA
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I'm bistre and I don't like star-nosed moles. I've robbed a few people on a canoe in the Schuylkill.
What else do you need to know about me?

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#101 - Behold, His arch-nemesis!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/05/2013 on Not so Superheroes +1
User avatar #119 - harrisonfordor (10/05/2013) [-]
I just looked like an idiot trying to test my teeth against a flat wall, it can eventually happen with some time and determination. As for the perfectly spherical room, there would HAVE to be some sort of ridge from where the door opens/closes, right?
#215 - There comes a time where you just think, there is no logic tha… 10/05/2013 on DESUDESUDESU 0
#96 - I don't think that matters. YFW coming at that wall.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/05/2013 on Not so Superheroes +1
#100 - amuzen (10/05/2013) [-]
I think if your teeth are strong enough to sink through the surface you can eat a perfectly flat wall by biting upwards with your bottom jaw (it's showing him eating metal and rock so I think it's safe to assume he can bite through anything as well), the best method to contain him would actually be to put him in a perfectly spherical room.
#101 - triggathepirate (10/05/2013) [-]
Behold, His arch-nemesis!
User avatar #119 - harrisonfordor (10/05/2013) [-]
I just looked like an idiot trying to test my teeth against a flat wall, it can eventually happen with some time and determination. As for the perfectly spherical room, there would HAVE to be some sort of ridge from where the door opens/closes, right?
User avatar #97 - shenanidingus (10/05/2013) [-]
Fair enough!
#94 - You mush got some buck-assed teeth if you can scrape them bitc…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/05/2013 on Not so Superheroes 0
User avatar #95 - shenanidingus (10/05/2013) [-]
Or a dis-locatable jaw?
#96 - triggathepirate (10/05/2013) [-]
I don't think that matters.
YFW coming at that wall.
#100 - amuzen (10/05/2013) [-]
I think if your teeth are strong enough to sink through the surface you can eat a perfectly flat wall by biting upwards with your bottom jaw (it's showing him eating metal and rock so I think it's safe to assume he can bite through anything as well), the best method to contain him would actually be to put him in a perfectly spherical room.
#101 - triggathepirate (10/05/2013) [-]
Behold, His arch-nemesis!
User avatar #119 - harrisonfordor (10/05/2013) [-]
I just looked like an idiot trying to test my teeth against a flat wall, it can eventually happen with some time and determination. As for the perfectly spherical room, there would HAVE to be some sort of ridge from where the door opens/closes, right?
User avatar #97 - shenanidingus (10/05/2013) [-]
Fair enough!
#91 - Lock the bitch up in a square room. You can't eat a flatsurfac…  [+] (8 new replies) 10/05/2013 on Not so Superheroes +2
User avatar #93 - shenanidingus (10/05/2013) [-]
Scrape at the walls with his teeth? I don't know... I'm sure he'd find a way.
#94 - triggathepirate (10/05/2013) [-]
You mush got some buck-assed teeth if you can scrape them bitches on a wall.
User avatar #95 - shenanidingus (10/05/2013) [-]
Or a dis-locatable jaw?
#96 - triggathepirate (10/05/2013) [-]
I don't think that matters.
YFW coming at that wall.
#100 - amuzen (10/05/2013) [-]
I think if your teeth are strong enough to sink through the surface you can eat a perfectly flat wall by biting upwards with your bottom jaw (it's showing him eating metal and rock so I think it's safe to assume he can bite through anything as well), the best method to contain him would actually be to put him in a perfectly spherical room.
#101 - triggathepirate (10/05/2013) [-]
Behold, His arch-nemesis!
User avatar #119 - harrisonfordor (10/05/2013) [-]
I just looked like an idiot trying to test my teeth against a flat wall, it can eventually happen with some time and determination. As for the perfectly spherical room, there would HAVE to be some sort of ridge from where the door opens/closes, right?
User avatar #97 - shenanidingus (10/05/2013) [-]
Fair enough!
#30 - very metal such brutal wow 10/05/2013 on We're now doges +1
#70 - Comment deleted 10/05/2013 on A game you can play +10
#72 - An okay tumblr post? 10/05/2013 on Art +2
#180 - Let us rise. 10/05/2013 on Fucking neckbeards +1
#34 - Hm. Paramecia. 10/05/2013 on i think this is sad anyway 0
#31 - What? it's Charles Manson. 10/05/2013 on pun.com +2
#109 - All i could think of is tamar braxton saying "you traah'd… 10/05/2013 on I kick ass for the Lord! 0
#90 - **** em. 10/04/2013 on I kick ass for the Lord! 0
#24 - Why doesn't he walk around with a large stick or rope to yank …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/04/2013 on i think this is sad anyway 0
#33 - vapaus (10/05/2013) [-]
Eat a devilfruit. Power is to swim.
#34 - triggathepirate (10/05/2013) [-]
Hm. Paramecia.
#76 - You look ******* familiar, your face... Some acto… 10/04/2013 on Shaving! 0
#58 - Cleverbot wants the D 10/04/2013 on      +5
#65 - Mfw I saw the green funk coming out his mouth. 10/04/2013 on How To Correctly Name Your Dog +1
#160 - Imagining about to die as a soldier firing the last rocket on … 10/04/2013 on that is no ordinary rabbit +2
#65 - This kills the mouse.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/04/2013 on Mickey Mouse +65
User avatar #67 - Shitthatscrazy (10/04/2013) [-]
Damn thats edgy
#6 - You suckle at the ample teat of simple jest  [+] (11 new replies) 10/04/2013 on Why the hell not 0
#7 - theroyjenkins (10/04/2013) [-]
SUCKLE ISN'T SYNONYMOUS WITH THE COLLOQUIAL SUCK.
GOOD DAY.
User avatar #15 - suckle (10/04/2013) [-]
Indeed.
see username
#16 - theroyjenkins (10/04/2013) [-]
Well...
#8 - zaiopeperse (10/04/2013) [-]
What's that?

source: www.thefreedictionary.com/suckle
#9 - theroyjenkins (10/04/2013) [-]
I said COLLOQUIAL. Like slang. He was implying that I had poor comprehension of humor.
User avatar #10 - zaiopeperse (10/04/2013) [-]
Pretty sure he was implying that you fell for his joke
#11 - theroyjenkins (10/04/2013) [-]
So..his joke was that his ancestors were slaves..?
User avatar #12 - zaiopeperse (10/04/2013) [-]
or that slaves dressed up for formalities?
#13 - theroyjenkins (10/04/2013) [-]
That just seems silly. Especially considering that would mean in order for anyone to GET the joke that this content was set up for would be someone like me asking about where he was from.
#17 - triggathepirate (05/16/2014) [-]
I think there's been more than enough time for you to realize the insanity this was all set upon.
User avatar #14 - zaiopeperse (10/04/2013) [-]
What can I say? People are elaborate
#4 - Formality.  [+] (13 new replies) 10/04/2013 on Why the hell not 0
#5 - theroyjenkins (10/04/2013) [-]
But that wouldn't be your traditional ancestral garb..
#6 - triggathepirate (10/04/2013) [-]
You suckle at the ample teat of simple jest
#7 - theroyjenkins (10/04/2013) [-]
SUCKLE ISN'T SYNONYMOUS WITH THE COLLOQUIAL SUCK.
GOOD DAY.
User avatar #15 - suckle (10/04/2013) [-]
Indeed.
see username
#16 - theroyjenkins (10/04/2013) [-]
Well...
#8 - zaiopeperse (10/04/2013) [-]
What's that?

source: www.thefreedictionary.com/suckle
#9 - theroyjenkins (10/04/2013) [-]
I said COLLOQUIAL. Like slang. He was implying that I had poor comprehension of humor.
User avatar #10 - zaiopeperse (10/04/2013) [-]
Pretty sure he was implying that you fell for his joke
#11 - theroyjenkins (10/04/2013) [-]
So..his joke was that his ancestors were slaves..?
User avatar #12 - zaiopeperse (10/04/2013) [-]
or that slaves dressed up for formalities?
#13 - theroyjenkins (10/04/2013) [-]
That just seems silly. Especially considering that would mean in order for anyone to GET the joke that this content was set up for would be someone like me asking about where he was from.
#17 - triggathepirate (05/16/2014) [-]
I think there's been more than enough time for you to realize the insanity this was all set upon.
User avatar #14 - zaiopeperse (10/04/2013) [-]
What can I say? People are elaborate
#2 - More closely to captured African citizens pressganged onto com…  [+] (15 new replies) 10/04/2013 on Why the hell not 0
#3 - theroyjenkins (10/04/2013) [-]
Then why would they have Tricornes?
#4 - triggathepirate (10/04/2013) [-]
Formality.
#5 - theroyjenkins (10/04/2013) [-]
But that wouldn't be your traditional ancestral garb..
#6 - triggathepirate (10/04/2013) [-]
You suckle at the ample teat of simple jest
#7 - theroyjenkins (10/04/2013) [-]
SUCKLE ISN'T SYNONYMOUS WITH THE COLLOQUIAL SUCK.
GOOD DAY.
User avatar #15 - suckle (10/04/2013) [-]
Indeed.
see username
#16 - theroyjenkins (10/04/2013) [-]
Well...
#8 - zaiopeperse (10/04/2013) [-]
What's that?

source: www.thefreedictionary.com/suckle
#9 - theroyjenkins (10/04/2013) [-]
I said COLLOQUIAL. Like slang. He was implying that I had poor comprehension of humor.
User avatar #10 - zaiopeperse (10/04/2013) [-]
Pretty sure he was implying that you fell for his joke
#11 - theroyjenkins (10/04/2013) [-]
So..his joke was that his ancestors were slaves..?
User avatar #12 - zaiopeperse (10/04/2013) [-]
or that slaves dressed up for formalities?
#13 - theroyjenkins (10/04/2013) [-]
That just seems silly. Especially considering that would mean in order for anyone to GET the joke that this content was set up for would be someone like me asking about where he was from.
#17 - triggathepirate (05/16/2014) [-]
I think there's been more than enough time for you to realize the insanity this was all set upon.
User avatar #14 - zaiopeperse (10/04/2013) [-]
What can I say? People are elaborate
#120 - My folder thumbnails aren't loading so this'll have to do. 10/04/2013 on still my fav .gif +2
#62 - Ah, college relationships.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/03/2013 on Equations +8
User avatar #194 - toiletpepperoni (10/04/2013) [-]
God damn it....
User avatar #140 - Leopard (10/04/2013) [-]
Dude..
#139 - 4chan refugee (10/04/2013) [-]
aww, just keep in touch with your college pals.
#112 - ^ Did not get the memo. 10/03/2013 on Screw people -1
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#112 - 4chan refugee (09/13/2014) [-]
TOY IS TICKLE YOU'RE ASS!!!!! RUN RUN RUN!!!!
#110 - fggtshy (11/22/2013) [-]
I had an ass burger. It was tasty. Like you, babe.
#111 to #110 - triggathepirate (11/23/2013) [-]
My nizzle.
My nizzle.
#107 - trivdiego (10/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#109 to #108 - trivdiego (10/27/2013) [-]
fancy livin
User avatar #104 - implosay (09/02/2013) [-]
Dude, delete your comment. OP stickied you and you're getting thumbed down to oblivion. Or go down with your post. Then I salute you.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4768214/Ass+hats/73#73
#105 to #104 - triggathepirate (09/02/2013) [-]
Oh no. I won't be doing that. I've long since hatched a lengthy scheme for his treachery. Never you mind that.
Oh no. I won't be doing that. I've long since hatched a lengthy scheme for his treachery. Never you mind that.
#101 - lanfear (08/22/2013) [-]
Because OP delivers.

bare with me, I suck with people and skin tones
User avatar #103 to #102 - lanfear (08/22/2013) [-]
LIke it I take? Haha I wasn't quite sure what to do, i have only seen very little of the show. . . its on my list of stuff to watch though, . .
#98 - 4chan refugee (08/15/2013) [-]
TOY IS TICKLE YOU'RE ASS!!!!! RUN RUN RUN!!!!
#99 to #98 - triggathepirate (08/15/2013) [-]
Haven't we been over this?
#100 to #99 - 4chan refugee (08/15/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #95 - RevengeNL (07/25/2013) [-]
Hai, can I maybe have some of your FJ points for the item game?
Let me know, thanks
User avatar #97 to #96 - RevengeNL (07/25/2013) [-]
hue hue hueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#76 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #123 at The Ellen View ** Give me some reaction images or I'll **** you up, mate.
#77 to #76 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Aye? Now how might ye be makin that come te pass? Ye filthy little sweaty dwemer imp?
#78 to #77 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #446120 at Pokemon ** HECTOR BARBOSSA
#79 to #78 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
The very same.
The very same.
#80 to #79 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2884005 at Friendly ** I'm disinclined to acquiesce your request. Means no.
#81 to #80 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
On yer way now, halfling...
#82 to #81 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #208 at Assrapehole ** kid im 6'4" 200 lbs I play football I reck ur bitch ass my gf is supermodel nice tits I **** her everyday ur a virgun ****** go pick some cotton id reck ur ****
#83 to #82 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
How the 						****					 does everyone know i'm brown...?
How the **** does everyone know i'm brown...?
#84 to #83 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at I have to draw you ** You were going to anyway.
#85 to #84 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Going to what?
Going to what?
#86 to #85 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2980652 at Friendly ** Use it.
#88 to #87 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #5180714 at Furries ** Jack: That's very good. May I use that?
Angelica: You were going to anyway.
#90 to #88 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
AND 						****					. I'M FALLING FOR YOUR TRAPS!
AND **** . I'M FALLING FOR YOUR TRAPS!
#89 to #88 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Is that the next line? I try not to obsess over the movies like some, Trying not to slide down fandom slope.
Is that the next line? I try not to obsess over the movies like some, Trying not to slide down fandom slope.
#91 to #89 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at getting a game pre-ordered ** Le Captain Jack Sparrow face
User avatar #72 - fuckingtrolls (07/08/2013) [-]
tfw
User avatar #73 to #72 - triggathepirate (07/13/2013) [-]
Hey man... I still want the source on that ice cream gif.
User avatar #74 to #73 - fuckingtrolls (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah me too
User avatar #70 - holeymoley (04/13/2013) [-]
Do you know how you did a double comment?
#71 to #70 - triggathepirate (04/13/2013) [-]
No ******* clue.
But this is the second time it's happened.
#68 - aerosol (03/25/2013) [-]
I noticed earlier that you mentioned being black( or at least, not white) in the comment section. I admire your courage.
I don't think I could do that if my life depended on it
User avatar #67 - triggathepirate (02/03/2013) [-]
Just in case I get flamed this right her is chekov's gun.
that was a joke, I wanted a simple explanation for someone who didn't know what it was.
And see if the definition was bias.
#65 - lewayout (12/11/2012) [-]
Hello. i am here to tell you there is a way out. There is a taint on the website. A taint called 4chan. This "4chan" is a website without morals. Where women and blacks are discriminated, in a manner similar to that which they suffered 100 years ago. It is a website where cretins masturbate to images of naked Oriental girls being brutally rapped. It is a website where god's love does not shine. We have a word for websites such as 4chan: Cancer. Indeed, the word does the site justice, as not only does it corrupt the minds of those who view it, but it also corrupts the minds of sister sites such as this one. Funnyjunk was a good site. Funnyjunk could be a good site again. Except for one thing. 4chan. As long as the blight known as 4chan exists, this site, Funnyjunk, can never be PURE. You can see the most obvious of the taints. The 4chan channel. This is the channel through which the evil that is 4chan spews. Therefore, the first step to redeeming this site would be to get rid of that channel. Unfortunately, the taint runs deeper than that. The taint has spread to some of the hearts of the users. It will not be easy to remove the taint. It could prove impossible. Fortunately, there is a way out. The way out has been deemed numerous times by 4chan a "faggot" site in a attempt to ensure that no users seek to repentance there. That site is called 9gag. Seek repentance there, i beg of you, and help stop the menace that is 4chan.
User avatar #63 - heyyyyyy (12/02/2012) [-]
**heyyyyyy rolls 56** I'm going to make a wild guess and say your name is Travis?
#64 to #63 - triggathepirate (12/02/2012) [-]
Motherfu-   
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.   
Here's the kicker though.   
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
Motherfu-
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.
Here's the kicker though.
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
#62 - whalewhalewhale **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #61 - mandatorytrolling (10/17/2012) [-]
Some old posts you've found.
User avatar #58 - garaichu (09/05/2012) [-]
I get that, phobias suck like nothing else.
(Replied here what with your reluctance to go back to the thread :V)
#57 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
Stare at the mutilated dick..
Stare at the mutilated dick..
User avatar #54 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 458**
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