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Gender: male
Steam Profile: Trigga45(The Pirate)
Interests: You really don't want to know
Date Signed Up:12/11/2011
Last Login:5/24/2013
Location:Philly PA
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Highest Comment Rank:#186
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Total Comments Made:6139
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I'm bistre and I don't like star-nosed moles. I've robbed a few people on a canoe in the Schuylkill.
What else do you need to know about me?

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#92 - NEVER! ASS MAN TO DEATH! Though there was that one t…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/04/2013 on Damnit Tumblr +4
#125 - dearjashin (04/04/2013) [-]
#98 - lordaurion (04/04/2013) [-]
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How about a compromise?
#104 - triggathepirate (04/04/2013) [-]
This is the type of shit I meant just now look to #97, it's confusing but a part of me doesn't mind..
#46 - LISTENTOME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. 04/04/2013 on Like a Boss +3
#84 - Now the comments are gonna be about foot fetishes.  [+] (13 new replies) 04/04/2013 on Damnit Tumblr +8
#88 - lordaurion (04/04/2013) [-]
Embrace the feet Trigga, you know you want to.
#94 - triggathepirate (04/04/2013) [-]
Woah wait... why the fuck is my name blue...
User avatar #130 - mindsculptorjace (04/04/2013) [-]
tfw no blue name.
#100 - lordaurion (04/04/2013) [-]
You've spent long enough as a user on the site. Or something like that.
#107 - creepyunclebob (04/04/2013) [-]
anyone know how long that takes? I feel like I've been here forever.
User avatar #135 - uhidk (04/04/2013) [-]
forever.
#110 - lordaurion (04/04/2013) [-]
I know it's over a year. I thought it was 2.
User avatar #131 - spectrethief (04/04/2013) [-]
sheeeeiiitttt I have been wondering for days what the blue name meant.
#111 - creepyunclebob (04/04/2013) [-]
I know I've been on for more than a year, but I can't recall exactly when I started. Probably another 6 months to go.
#92 - triggathepirate (04/04/2013) [-]
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NEVER! ASS MAN TO DEATH!

Though there was that one time with the soc-WAHT'S HAPPENIN TO MAH BRAINS!?
#125 - dearjashin (04/04/2013) [-]
#98 - lordaurion (04/04/2013) [-]
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How about a compromise?
#104 - triggathepirate (04/04/2013) [-]
This is the type of shit I meant just now look to #97, it's confusing but a part of me doesn't mind..
#36 - Picture 04/04/2013 on and then it hit me.. +1
#230 - **triggathepirate rolled user lonesomeshadow ** Be mah buddy? 04/04/2013 on This may be my last post 0
#88 - Picture 04/04/2013 on it doesn't matter +1
#185 - Am aluminum baseball bat 04/03/2013 on Caaaaaarl! What have you done! +1
#20 - Oh my god nigel what have you done?? 04/03/2013 on Delightful +3
#167 - Well... Just in case. 04/03/2013 on Zombie Apocalypse 0
#177 - Opinion time. Carl is an intuitive boss, brutal but smart.…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2013 on Caaaaaarl! What have you done! +12
User avatar #221 - Crusader (04/03/2013) [-]
While that might have happened, I would have shot him in the knew or something.
inb4 "you've never shot close range before, it's hard" Yes I have, no it's not, he was 3 feet away, even if he misses, it makes the kid shit himself and sit down.
User avatar #191 - burgermeatt (04/03/2013) [-]
I completely agree, he could tell that Carl was afraid and might not have pulled the trigger, Carl had valid reasons for killing that kid.
#159 - Aye, I figure hack and slash eh? Swords don't use ammo but you…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2013 on Zombie Apocalypse 0
#165 - madzombiie (04/03/2013) [-]
i dont plan on using it as a zombie weapon, im collecting them. thats the first one ive bought and if you ask me if the apocalypse does happen i have pretty good weapon(s)
#167 - triggathepirate (04/03/2013) [-]
Well... Just in case.
#57 - It's it about Charlie M? 04/03/2013 on The price is right 0
#118 - My fellow americans, Exodia. Obliterate. 04/02/2013 on DJ 4DM1N Summons Blue-Eyes,... +9
#111 - Feel and despair mortals. 04/02/2013 on This just happened +2
#36 - Nurse joy is doing whot? 04/02/2013 on Almonds +3
#50 - Fell in love with a girl, fell in love once and almost completely. 04/02/2013 on People love to help on /b/ 0
#94 - I would say i'll put aside time to watch tutorials this weeken… 04/02/2013 on Being a cartoonist is hard, 0
#92 - I feel you. did you get the 5 touch large as well? 04/02/2013 on Being a cartoonist is hard, 0
#91 - I have a wacom tablet and I haven't even ran adobe flash yet. …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/02/2013 on Being a cartoonist is hard, +4
#93 - stripey (04/02/2013) [-]
Man the fuck up and teach your fear to fear your inability to fear.
#94 - triggathepirate (04/02/2013) [-]
I would say i'll put aside time to watch tutorials this weekend but this is mfw I go into training mode
Tigerman Lucci- Super ego
Luffy- My Id
#54 - Picture 04/02/2013 on What the fuck daddy +2
#30 - I always thought that was obscure and vague. I nearly say … 04/02/2013 on Lord of the Flies +2
#102 - Aye. 04/02/2013 on Stats 0
#100 - Damn you beat me to it. Reporting in I suppose. 04/02/2013 on Stats 0
#10 - This was fun, thanks for reminding me of that gif. that nigga …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/02/2013 on Wait for itt 0
#11 - ProperInsanityWolf (04/02/2013) [-]
#8 - Who made you kind of england?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/02/2013 on Wait for itt 0
#9 - ProperInsanityWolf (04/02/2013) [-]
you spelled "king wrong"
#10 - triggathepirate (04/02/2013) [-]
This was fun, thanks for reminding me of that gif. that nigga fell like a loader from borderlands. It's sleep time.
#11 - ProperInsanityWolf (04/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #70 - holeymoley (04/13/2013) [-]
Do you know how you did a double comment?
#71 to #70 - triggathepirate ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
No fucking clue.
But this is the second time it's happened.
#68 - aerosol (03/25/2013) [-]
I noticed earlier that you mentioned being black( or at least, not white) in the comment section. I admire your courage.
I don't think I could do that if my life depended on it
#69 to #68 - triggathepirate ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
lolwot?
User avatar #67 - triggathepirate ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
Just in case I get flamed this right her is chekov's gun.
that was a joke, I wanted a simple explanation for someone who didn't know what it was.
And see if the definition was bias.
#65 - lewayout (12/11/2012) [-]
Hello. i am here to tell you there is a way out. There is a taint on the website. A taint called 4chan. This "4chan" is a website without morals. Where women and blacks are discriminated, in a manner similar to that which they suffered 100 years ago. It is a website where cretins masturbate to images of naked Oriental girls being brutally rapped. It is a website where god's love does not shine. We have a word for websites such as 4chan: Cancer. Indeed, the word does the site justice, as not only does it corrupt the minds of those who view it, but it also corrupts the minds of sister sites such as this one. Funnyjunk was a good site. Funnyjunk could be a good site again. Except for one thing. 4chan. As long as the blight known as 4chan exists, this site, Funnyjunk, can never be PURE. You can see the most obvious of the taints. The 4chan channel. This is the channel through which the evil that is 4chan spews. Therefore, the first step to redeeming this site would be to get rid of that channel. Unfortunately, the taint runs deeper than that. The taint has spread to some of the hearts of the users. It will not be easy to remove the taint. It could prove impossible. Fortunately, there is a way out. The way out has been deemed numerous times by 4chan a "faggot" site in a attempt to ensure that no users seek to repentance there. That site is called 9gag. Seek repentance there, i beg of you, and help stop the menace that is 4chan.
User avatar #63 - heyyyyyy (12/02/2012) [-]
**heyyyyyy rolls 56** I'm going to make a wild guess and say your name is Travis?
#64 to #63 - triggathepirate ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
Motherfu-   
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.   
Here's the kicker though.   
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
Motherfu-
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.
Here's the kicker though.
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
#62 - whalewhalewhale **User deleted account** (10/27/2012) [-]
LOOK.
User avatar #61 - mandatorytrolling (10/17/2012) [-]
Some old posts you've found.
#59 - afternoon ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
#60 to #59 - triggathepirate ONLINE (10/03/2012) [-]
Kinky.
Kinky.
User avatar #58 - garaichu (09/05/2012) [-]
I get that, phobias suck like nothing else.
(Replied here what with your reluctance to go back to the thread :V)
#57 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
Stare at the mutilated dick..
Stare at the mutilated dick..
User avatar #54 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
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**instakill rolls 80** plus this
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User avatar #53 to #51 - instakill (08/08/2012) [-]
**instakill rolled user gravegraffiti ** FINALLY
User avatar #56 to #53 - gravegraffiti (08/08/2012) [-]
You rang?
User avatar #50 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
Okay. I must finish on trips. For I am going for dinner soon
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