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Gender: male
Steam Profile: Trigga45(The Pirate)
Interests: You really don't want to know
Date Signed Up:12/11/2011
Last Login:5/26/2014
Location:Philly PA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 2768 total,  3728 ,  960
Comment Thumbs: 28190 total,  32385 ,  4195
Content Level Progress: 63% (63/100)
Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 128 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 9% (90/1000)
Level 328 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 329 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:3
Content Views:304208
Times Content Favorited:181 times
Total Comments Made:9465
FJ Points:18831
Favorite Tags: Cars (6) | crashes (6) | the (5) | lol (4) | shit (4) | and (3) | Jesus (3) | joker (3) | a bitch (2) | ASS (2) | biting (2) | Bleach (2) | chemicals (2) | choke (2) | game (2) | Mystery (2) | tags (2) | tf (2) | The Game (2)
I'm bistre and I don't like star-nosed moles. I've robbed a few people on a canoe in the Schuylkill.
What else do you need to know about me?

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#346 - Was going well until the butterfly statement for me. 12/07/2013 on Family +4
#75 - I got a math joke! 12/07/2013 on Ehh?Ehh? Get it? +4
#46 - Picture 12/07/2013 on Mad Hockey Skills +4
#45 - Picture 12/07/2013 on Mad Hockey Skills +14
#22 - Perfect loop... 12/07/2013 on shit 0
#58 - He's black... He's wearing black! That sheet is black!… 12/07/2013 on better run 0
#120 - Kokainum 12/07/2013 on Boop 0
#115 - Yoo that ***** fast, i buy it off you. 12/07/2013 on Boop +3
#111 - "..." UGH, it's ******* terrible. 12/07/2013 on tfw this is all too familiar 0
#173 - Picture 12/07/2013 on and now for something... +2
#103 - What's your worst irrational fear? 12/04/2013 on A World Apart 0
#64 - That one's good. 12/04/2013 on fitizen +3
#118 - Picture 12/04/2013 on Oh 0
#114 - But it was, mate. My crew and I found it when we got …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2013 on Oh +1
#117 - theflamingfire (12/04/2013) [-]
Thanks
#118 - triggathepirate (12/04/2013) [-]
#112 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 12/04/2013 on Oh 0
User avatar #113 - theflamingfire (12/04/2013) [-]
I thought that would be left in the pass....
#114 - triggathepirate (12/04/2013) [-]
But it was, mate.

My crew and I found it when we got past the pass, it was just sitting there. I thought I'd return it to you when we met again, what with your blocked profile and what have you.
#117 - theflamingfire (12/04/2013) [-]
Thanks
#118 - triggathepirate (12/04/2013) [-]
#111 - EXTRA OIL AND MSG ! 12/04/2013 on Oh +1
#81 - Picture 12/04/2013 on Cats hate water? +2
#103 - I knew this was coming 12/04/2013 on Everytime I Try to Talk to... +2
#254 - Aye. 12/04/2013 on Me in a nutshell +1
#246 - I want to fight him. 12/04/2013 on Me in a nutshell +2
#245 - Captain... Will you be my therapist. There's so much …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2013 on Me in a nutshell +1
User avatar #249 - captainfuckitall (12/04/2013) [-]
Good.

You have desire, you have curiosity, you have determination, you have every single thing you need to maximize your potential and do something wonderful and great with your life if you only have the will to pursue it.

I said that everyone sees themselves as the protagonist to their own life, but I never said it was wrong. You ARE the hero of your own life and story, and it's up to you to decide what type of story and how interesting it is going to be. If someone created a Wiki about you, entirely about you and your hopes and dreams and secrets and traits and quirks and even things you didn't know about yourself...would you be proud of it? Would you look at it and feel a sense of ego knowing it was YOU? If not, why aren't you changing it? Life may seem big and scary at times, but it's inanimate and cannot move, YOU can. No matter how high a mountain is it cannot walk over you but you can climb every single one. That in itself should give you an idea of how much potential you really have and what you could achieve should you seek it.

You are what you try to be, nothing else, and you must sacrifice everything you are now in order to become everything you want to be. So do it, go out there, be a protagonist, be the person others look up to and admire, and so when you meet Mr.Caulfield, HE will be the one wanting to fight YOU
#254 - triggathepirate (12/04/2013) [-]
Aye.
#244 - We're all fat ugly girls inside.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2013 on Me in a nutshell +1
User avatar #277 - Alchemyst (12/09/2013) [-]
We're all inside fat ugly girls.

Because they ate us.
#62 - Ight i'll break this down for you. These questions mean a … 12/03/2013 on Everytime I Try to Talk to... +7
#73 - Tom goes to mayor and the Ricky gervais show. Both excell… 12/03/2013 on Niggers be niggering +1
#71 - My gif or his?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Niggers be niggering 0
#72 - micekill (12/03/2013) [-]
both?
#74 - atma (12/03/2013) [-]
triggathepirate's is from The Ricky Gervais Show
he can tell you what mine is from
#73 - triggathepirate (12/03/2013) [-]
Tom goes to mayor and the Ricky gervais show.
Both excellent watches.
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#113 - polepel ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
sully is now
#112 - anonymous (09/13/2014) [-]
TOY IS TICKLE YOU'RE ASS!!!!! RUN RUN RUN!!!!
#110 - fggtshy (11/22/2013) [-]
I had an ass burger. It was tasty. Like you, babe.
#111 to #110 - triggathepirate (11/23/2013) [-]
My nizzle.
My nizzle.
#107 - trivdiego (10/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#109 to #108 - trivdiego (10/27/2013) [-]
fancy livin
User avatar #104 - implosay (09/02/2013) [-]
Dude, delete your comment. OP stickied you and you're getting thumbed down to oblivion. Or go down with your post. Then I salute you.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4768214/Ass+hats/73#73
#105 to #104 - triggathepirate (09/02/2013) [-]
Oh no. I won't be doing that. I've long since hatched a lengthy scheme for his treachery. Never you mind that.
Oh no. I won't be doing that. I've long since hatched a lengthy scheme for his treachery. Never you mind that.
#101 - lanfear (08/22/2013) [-]
Because OP delivers.

bare with me, I suck with people and skin tones
User avatar #103 to #102 - lanfear (08/22/2013) [-]
LIke it I take? Haha I wasn't quite sure what to do, i have only seen very little of the show. . . its on my list of stuff to watch though, . .
#98 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
TOY IS TICKLE YOU'RE ASS!!!!! RUN RUN RUN!!!!
#99 to #98 - triggathepirate (08/15/2013) [-]
Haven't we been over this?
#100 to #99 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #95 - RevengeNL (07/25/2013) [-]
Hai, can I maybe have some of your FJ points for the item game?
Let me know, thanks
User avatar #97 to #96 - RevengeNL (07/25/2013) [-]
hue hue hueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#76 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #123 at The Ellen View ** Give me some reaction images or I'll **** you up, mate.
#77 to #76 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Aye? Now how might ye be makin that come te pass? Ye filthy little sweaty dwemer imp?
#78 to #77 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #446120 at Pokemon ** HECTOR BARBOSSA
#79 to #78 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
The very same.
The very same.
#80 to #79 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2884005 at Friendly ** I'm disinclined to acquiesce your request. Means no.
#81 to #80 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
On yer way now, halfling...
#82 to #81 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #208 at Assrapehole ** kid im 6'4" 200 lbs I play football I reck ur bitch ass my gf is supermodel nice tits I **** her everyday ur a virgun ****** go pick some cotton id reck ur ****
#83 to #82 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
How the 						****					 does everyone know i'm brown...?
How the **** does everyone know i'm brown...?
#84 to #83 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at I have to draw you ** You were going to anyway.
#85 to #84 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Going to what?
Going to what?
#86 to #85 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2980652 at Friendly ** Use it.
#88 to #87 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #5180714 at Furries ** Jack: That's very good. May I use that?
Angelica: You were going to anyway.
#90 to #88 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
AND 						****					. I'M FALLING FOR YOUR TRAPS!
AND **** . I'M FALLING FOR YOUR TRAPS!
#89 to #88 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Is that the next line? I try not to obsess over the movies like some, Trying not to slide down fandom slope.
Is that the next line? I try not to obsess over the movies like some, Trying not to slide down fandom slope.
#91 to #89 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at getting a game pre-ordered ** Le Captain Jack Sparrow face
User avatar #72 - fuckingtrolls (07/08/2013) [-]
tfw
User avatar #73 to #72 - triggathepirate (07/13/2013) [-]
Hey man... I still want the source on that ice cream gif.
User avatar #74 to #73 - fuckingtrolls (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah me too
User avatar #70 - holeymoley (04/13/2013) [-]
Do you know how you did a double comment?
#71 to #70 - triggathepirate (04/13/2013) [-]
No ******* clue.
But this is the second time it's happened.
#68 - aerosol (03/25/2013) [-]
I noticed earlier that you mentioned being black( or at least, not white) in the comment section. I admire your courage.
I don't think I could do that if my life depended on it
User avatar #67 - triggathepirate (02/03/2013) [-]
Just in case I get flamed this right her is chekov's gun.
that was a joke, I wanted a simple explanation for someone who didn't know what it was.
And see if the definition was bias.
#65 - lewayout (12/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #63 - heyyyyyy (12/02/2012) [-]
**heyyyyyy rolls 56** I'm going to make a wild guess and say your name is Travis?
#64 to #63 - triggathepirate (12/02/2012) [-]
Motherfu-   
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.   
Here's the kicker though.   
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
Motherfu-
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.
Here's the kicker though.
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
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User avatar #61 - mandatorytrolling (10/17/2012) [-]
Some old posts you've found.
User avatar #58 - garaichu (09/05/2012) [-]
I get that, phobias suck like nothing else.
(Replied here what with your reluctance to go back to the thread :V)
#57 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
Stare at the mutilated dick..
Stare at the mutilated dick..
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