Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search
Had a small DDOS. We're back now after I nulled some IPs.

hide menu

triggathepirate    

Rank #22724 on Subscribers
triggathepirate Avatar Level 328 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Offline
Send mail to triggathepirate Block triggathepirate Invite triggathepirate to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Steam Profile: Trigga45(The Pirate)
Interests: You really don't want to know
Date Signed Up:12/11/2011
Last Login:5/26/2014
Location:Philly PA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 2764 total,  3724 ,  960
Comment Thumbs: 28180 total,  32373 ,  4193
Content Level Progress: 62% (62/100)
Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 128 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 8.8% (88/1000)
Level 328 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 329 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:3
Content Views:302807
Times Content Favorited:181 times
Total Comments Made:9465
FJ Points:18828
Favorite Tags: Cars (6) | crashes (6) | the (5) | lol (4) | shit (4) | and (3) | Jesus (3) | joker (3) | a bitch (2) | ASS (2) | biting (2) | Bleach (2) | chemicals (2) | choke (2) | game (2) | Mystery (2) | tags (2) | tf (2) | The Game (2)
I'm bistre and I don't like star-nosed moles. I've robbed a few people on a canoe in the Schuylkill.
What else do you need to know about me?

latest user's comments

#83 - We also communicate through images. 12/09/2013 on gtf off my car 0
#130 - Not sure if 'the game' troll or... If you're serious. …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2013 on The red screen +1
User avatar #131 - pjnona (12/09/2013) [-]
We'll do!
#123 - My little brother smashed my timesplitters 2 disc. Th…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/09/2013 on The red screen +1
User avatar #174 - Dwarf (12/09/2013) [-]
I was unaware that "Faggot" was a character's name in any video game.
#175 - triggathepirate (12/09/2013) [-]
#176 - Dwarf (12/09/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random comment #28 posted by blokrokker at Imperial Japan would be so proud! ** :
Why is that damn cabbit so fucking cute?
User avatar #127 - pjnona (12/09/2013) [-]
I got The Game. Unwraped. Haven't played it yet.
#130 - triggathepirate (12/09/2013) [-]
Not sure if 'the game' troll or...
If you're serious.
Play it. The online servers may be down. But play it, buy a 4 player adapter and shoot some friends' faces off too.
Relish that game.
User avatar #131 - pjnona (12/09/2013) [-]
We'll do!
#113 - Shoot his tongue. 12/09/2013 on The red screen 0
#44 - Soooo, the crusades? 12/09/2013 on Shite +2
#279 - As weren't mine. 12/09/2013 on Me in a nutshell +1
#73 - Because he was left to die on a dying planet. 12/09/2013 on that's nice thinking 0
#84 - ... I don't like it. I'm east coast. I want my cookies…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2013 on I Found Him 0
#85 - sabcy (12/09/2013) [-]
#82 - I don't know what that means. That i'm just in the countr…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/09/2013 on I Found Him 0
User avatar #83 - sabcy (12/09/2013) [-]
no. It means your from inland, no a coast. It's a pretty clear meaning.
#84 - triggathepirate (12/09/2013) [-]
...
I don't like it. I'm east coast.
I want my cookies before dinner too.
#85 - sabcy (12/09/2013) [-]
#80 - You calling me southern?  [+] (5 new replies) 12/09/2013 on I Found Him 0
User avatar #81 - sabcy (12/09/2013) [-]
no, I'm calling you an inlander.
#82 - triggathepirate (12/09/2013) [-]
I don't know what that means.
That i'm just in the country and can't be special?
User avatar #83 - sabcy (12/09/2013) [-]
no. It means your from inland, no a coast. It's a pretty clear meaning.
#84 - triggathepirate (12/09/2013) [-]
...
I don't like it. I'm east coast.
I want my cookies before dinner too.
#85 - sabcy (12/09/2013) [-]
#128 - My first thought was oh coo- COLD WATER! 12/08/2013 on How to put a swimcap on +5
#76 - My initial response was your mom isn't considered east coast. …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/08/2013 on I Found Him 0
User avatar #79 - sabcy (12/09/2013) [-]
It's usually considered New York City, Boston, and other Port City Mosshead.
#80 - triggathepirate (12/09/2013) [-]
You calling me southern?
User avatar #81 - sabcy (12/09/2013) [-]
no, I'm calling you an inlander.
#82 - triggathepirate (12/09/2013) [-]
I don't know what that means.
That i'm just in the country and can't be special?
User avatar #83 - sabcy (12/09/2013) [-]
no. It means your from inland, no a coast. It's a pretty clear meaning.
#84 - triggathepirate (12/09/2013) [-]
...
I don't like it. I'm east coast.
I want my cookies before dinner too.
#85 - sabcy (12/09/2013) [-]
#93 - acarophobia? 12/08/2013 on Slavery 0
#74 - yea? I'm from Philly.  [+] (9 new replies) 12/08/2013 on I Found Him 0
User avatar #75 - sabcy (12/08/2013) [-]
Pennsylvania isn't considered east coast.
#76 - triggathepirate (12/08/2013) [-]
My initial response was your mom isn't considered east coast.
But instead I'll ask what it is supposedly ...
User avatar #79 - sabcy (12/09/2013) [-]
It's usually considered New York City, Boston, and other Port City Mosshead.
#80 - triggathepirate (12/09/2013) [-]
You calling me southern?
User avatar #81 - sabcy (12/09/2013) [-]
no, I'm calling you an inlander.
#82 - triggathepirate (12/09/2013) [-]
I don't know what that means.
That i'm just in the country and can't be special?
User avatar #83 - sabcy (12/09/2013) [-]
no. It means your from inland, no a coast. It's a pretty clear meaning.
#84 - triggathepirate (12/09/2013) [-]
...
I don't like it. I'm east coast.
I want my cookies before dinner too.
#85 - sabcy (12/09/2013) [-]
#12 - real power is popularity. 12/07/2013 on Badass Stare 0
#174 - I'll find you and **** you in the mouth for this … 12/07/2013 on Rube For President 2016 0
#84 - lrn to read spoilers u fat of sack **** . … 12/07/2013 on give it back +1
#41 - **** is an east coast accent?  [+] (11 new replies) 12/07/2013 on I Found Him +1
User avatar #71 - sabcy (12/08/2013) [-]
think new york.
#74 - triggathepirate (12/08/2013) [-]
yea? I'm from Philly.
User avatar #75 - sabcy (12/08/2013) [-]
Pennsylvania isn't considered east coast.
#76 - triggathepirate (12/08/2013) [-]
My initial response was your mom isn't considered east coast.
But instead I'll ask what it is supposedly ...
User avatar #79 - sabcy (12/09/2013) [-]
It's usually considered New York City, Boston, and other Port City Mosshead.
#80 - triggathepirate (12/09/2013) [-]
You calling me southern?
User avatar #81 - sabcy (12/09/2013) [-]
no, I'm calling you an inlander.
#82 - triggathepirate (12/09/2013) [-]
I don't know what that means.
That i'm just in the country and can't be special?
User avatar #83 - sabcy (12/09/2013) [-]
no. It means your from inland, no a coast. It's a pretty clear meaning.
#84 - triggathepirate (12/09/2013) [-]
...
I don't like it. I'm east coast.
I want my cookies before dinner too.
#85 - sabcy (12/09/2013) [-]
#31 - That's one long fart. 12/07/2013 on One time thing +1
#85 - Yall talkin bout phobias... 12/07/2013 on Down the watefall 0
#20 - Being bi is just greedy. Save some ass for the rest of us.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/07/2013 on cautiously bi +85
User avatar #61 - thempc (12/08/2013) [-]
or indecisive
#56 - anonymous (12/08/2013) [-]
>Implying bi means polygamist.
User avatar #43 - wobblewub (12/08/2013) [-]
lol no
User avatar #35 - heartlessrobot (12/08/2013) [-]
I prefer cock over ass, but you don't have to worry about me taking any.
#21 - anonymous (12/07/2013) [-]
Bi women are more acceptable to threesomes. Get both pieces of that ass!
#18 - I AM THE PROTAGONIST!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2013 on perfect timing +7
#26 - gigamuffin (12/07/2013) [-]
#43 - 5sf paul?? 12/07/2013 on Mumorpegers 0
#57 - Aah god... Gahh wtff. 12/07/2013 on Hey, whassup? +6
#50 - I can't tell if you're serious or not....  [+] (3 new replies) 12/07/2013 on Hey, whassup? +2
User avatar #52 - mildreder (12/07/2013) [-]
#83 - LePedobear (12/08/2013) [-]
#57 - triggathepirate (12/07/2013) [-]
Aah god...
Gahh wtff.
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 1050 / Total items point value: 1250

Comments(111):

[ 111 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#110 - fggtshy (11/22/2013) [-]
I had an ass burger. It was tasty. Like you, babe.
#111 to #110 - triggathepirate (11/23/2013) [-]
My nizzle.
My nizzle.
#107 - trivdiego (10/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#109 to #108 - trivdiego (10/27/2013) [-]
fancy livin
User avatar #104 - implosay ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Dude, delete your comment. OP stickied you and you're getting thumbed down to oblivion. Or go down with your post. Then I salute you.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4768214/Ass+hats/73#73
#105 to #104 - triggathepirate (09/02/2013) [-]
Oh no. I won't be doing that. I've long since hatched a lengthy scheme for his treachery. Never you mind that.
Oh no. I won't be doing that. I've long since hatched a lengthy scheme for his treachery. Never you mind that.
#106 to #105 - implosay ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#101 - lanfear (08/22/2013) [-]
Because OP delivers.

bare with me, I suck with people and skin tones
User avatar #103 to #102 - lanfear (08/22/2013) [-]
LIke it I take? Haha I wasn't quite sure what to do, i have only seen very little of the show. . . its on my list of stuff to watch though, . .
#98 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
TOY IS TICKLE YOU'RE ASS!!!!! RUN RUN RUN!!!!
#99 to #98 - triggathepirate (08/15/2013) [-]
Haven't we been over this?
#100 to #99 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #95 - RevengeNL (07/25/2013) [-]
Hai, can I maybe have some of your FJ points for the item game?
Let me know, thanks
User avatar #97 to #96 - RevengeNL (07/25/2013) [-]
hue hue hueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#76 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #123 at The Ellen View ** Give me some reaction images or I'll **** you up, mate.
#77 to #76 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Aye? Now how might ye be makin that come te pass? Ye filthy little sweaty dwemer imp?
#78 to #77 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #446120 at Pokemon ** HECTOR BARBOSSA
#79 to #78 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
The very same.
The very same.
#80 to #79 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2884005 at Friendly ** I'm disinclined to acquiesce your request. Means no.
#81 to #80 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
On yer way now, halfling...
#82 to #81 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #208 at Assrapehole ** kid im 6'4" 200 lbs I play football I reck ur bitch ass my gf is supermodel nice tits I **** her everyday ur a virgun ****** go pick some cotton id reck ur ****
#83 to #82 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
How the 						****					 does everyone know i'm brown...?
How the **** does everyone know i'm brown...?
#84 to #83 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at I have to draw you ** You were going to anyway.
#85 to #84 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Going to what?
Going to what?
#86 to #85 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2980652 at Friendly ** Use it.
#88 to #87 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #5180714 at Furries ** Jack: That's very good. May I use that?
Angelica: You were going to anyway.
#90 to #88 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
AND 						****					. I'M FALLING FOR YOUR TRAPS!
AND **** . I'M FALLING FOR YOUR TRAPS!
#89 to #88 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Is that the next line? I try not to obsess over the movies like some, Trying not to slide down fandom slope.
Is that the next line? I try not to obsess over the movies like some, Trying not to slide down fandom slope.
#91 to #89 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at getting a game pre-ordered ** Le Captain Jack Sparrow face
User avatar #72 - fuckingtrolls (07/08/2013) [-]
tfw
User avatar #73 to #72 - triggathepirate (07/13/2013) [-]
Hey man... I still want the source on that ice cream gif.
User avatar #74 to #73 - fuckingtrolls (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah me too
User avatar #70 - holeymoley ONLINE (04/13/2013) [-]
Do you know how you did a double comment?
#71 to #70 - triggathepirate (04/13/2013) [-]
No ******* clue.
But this is the second time it's happened.
#68 - aerosol (03/25/2013) [-]
I noticed earlier that you mentioned being black( or at least, not white) in the comment section. I admire your courage.
I don't think I could do that if my life depended on it
User avatar #67 - triggathepirate (02/03/2013) [-]
Just in case I get flamed this right her is chekov's gun.
that was a joke, I wanted a simple explanation for someone who didn't know what it was.
And see if the definition was bias.
#65 - lewayout (12/11/2012) [-]
Hello. i am here to tell you there is a way out. There is a taint on the website. A taint called 4chan. This "4chan" is a website without morals. Where women and blacks are discriminated, in a manner similar to that which they suffered 100 years ago. It is a website where cretins masturbate to images of naked Oriental girls being brutally rapped. It is a website where god's love does not shine. We have a word for websites such as 4chan: Cancer. Indeed, the word does the site justice, as not only does it corrupt the minds of those who view it, but it also corrupts the minds of sister sites such as this one. Funnyjunk was a good site. Funnyjunk could be a good site again. Except for one thing. 4chan. As long as the blight known as 4chan exists, this site, Funnyjunk, can never be PURE. You can see the most obvious of the taints. The 4chan channel. This is the channel through which the evil that is 4chan spews. Therefore, the first step to redeeming this site would be to get rid of that channel. Unfortunately, the taint runs deeper than that. The taint has spread to some of the hearts of the users. It will not be easy to remove the taint. It could prove impossible. Fortunately, there is a way out. The way out has been deemed numerous times by 4chan a "faggot" site in a attempt to ensure that no users seek to repentance there. That site is called 9gag. Seek repentance there, i beg of you, and help stop the menace that is 4chan.
User avatar #63 - heyyyyyy (12/02/2012) [-]
**heyyyyyy rolls 56** I'm going to make a wild guess and say your name is Travis?
#64 to #63 - triggathepirate (12/02/2012) [-]
Motherfu-   
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.   
Here's the kicker though.   
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
Motherfu-
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.
Here's the kicker though.
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
#62 - whalewhalewhale **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #61 - mandatorytrolling (10/17/2012) [-]
Some old posts you've found.
User avatar #58 - garaichu (09/05/2012) [-]
I get that, phobias suck like nothing else.
(Replied here what with your reluctance to go back to the thread :V)
#57 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
Stare at the mutilated dick..
Stare at the mutilated dick..
User avatar #54 - fukkendragonite ONLINE (08/08/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 458**
User avatar #52 - fukkendragonite ONLINE (08/08/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 989**
User avatar #55 to #52 - instakill (08/08/2012) [-]
**instakill rolls 80** plus this
[ 111 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)