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Interests: You really don't want to know
Date Signed Up:12/11/2011
Last Login:4/12/2014
Location:Philly PA
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I'm bistre and I don't like star-nosed moles. I've robbed a few people on a canoe in the Schuylkill.
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#151 - Gurran lagann is about cops?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2014 on Bee in Your Mouth +1
#157 - stadic (01/21/2014) [-]
Cop fan comic
It's Gurren Lagann in a cop film style, check it out doublek.smackjeeves.com/
#149 - What ever you say, pal.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/21/2014 on Bee in Your Mouth +1
#150 - stadic (01/21/2014) [-]
Kamina had totally legit police reasons for dressing his little brother as a woman and putting him on the streets with prostitutes
Totally Legit Police Reasons
#151 - triggathepirate (01/21/2014) [-]
Gurran lagann is about cops?
#157 - stadic (01/21/2014) [-]
Cop fan comic
It's Gurren Lagann in a cop film style, check it out doublek.smackjeeves.com/
#146 - Honest mistake.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/21/2014 on Bee in Your Mouth +1
User avatar #148 - stadic (01/21/2014) [-]
To be fair he was dressed as a lady in the comic I took this from
It was for legit police work trust me
#149 - triggathepirate (01/21/2014) [-]
What ever you say, pal.
#150 - stadic (01/21/2014) [-]
Kamina had totally legit police reasons for dressing his little brother as a woman and putting him on the streets with prostitutes
Totally Legit Police Reasons
#151 - triggathepirate (01/21/2014) [-]
Gurran lagann is about cops?
#157 - stadic (01/21/2014) [-]
Cop fan comic
It's Gurren Lagann in a cop film style, check it out doublek.smackjeeves.com/
#143 - Is that... Tannis?  [+] (7 new replies) 01/21/2014 on Bee in Your Mouth +1
#144 - stadic (01/21/2014) [-]
Uh.....no...it's Simon
#146 - triggathepirate (01/21/2014) [-]
Honest mistake.
User avatar #148 - stadic (01/21/2014) [-]
To be fair he was dressed as a lady in the comic I took this from
It was for legit police work trust me
#149 - triggathepirate (01/21/2014) [-]
What ever you say, pal.
#150 - stadic (01/21/2014) [-]
Kamina had totally legit police reasons for dressing his little brother as a woman and putting him on the streets with prostitutes
Totally Legit Police Reasons
#151 - triggathepirate (01/21/2014) [-]
Gurran lagann is about cops?
#157 - stadic (01/21/2014) [-]
Cop fan comic
It's Gurren Lagann in a cop film style, check it out doublek.smackjeeves.com/
#39 - U wot m8? 01/21/2014 on Pokemon Lore #1 -2
#118 - A big ******* QR code linking to ******** !  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2014 on pixel rugs OC +7
User avatar #124 - lolerbot (01/21/2014) [-]
Omg thats genius
#83 - that black thing is his nose. 01/20/2014 on Avatar 0
#82 - 160! 01/20/2014 on Avatar 0
#8 - "I know what you get off to." 01/20/2014 on DINKLEBERG! +2
#219 - Right idea, wrong head. 01/20/2014 on Internet comfort 0
#43 - Nothing is by coincidence, friend.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2014 on wat +2
#44 - primalneon (01/20/2014) [-]
You glorious bastard
#36 - Picture 01/20/2014 on wat 0
#34 - Funny you should mention that.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/20/2014 on wat +2
#42 - primalneon (01/20/2014) [-]
Did you by chance just watch' two best friends' play this or is this just a coincidence?
#43 - triggathepirate (01/20/2014) [-]
Nothing is by coincidence, friend.
#44 - primalneon (01/20/2014) [-]
You glorious bastard
#169 - Sounds about right. 01/20/2014 on BUT..HES WHITE..AND DANCING 0
#90 - Neva cut a child maintenance check again! 01/20/2014 on Pills here! +1
#89 - Ain't no kids a' mine get into no monarchy. 01/20/2014 on Pills here! 0
#40 - TFW if a girl tried to run her hands through my hair she would… 01/20/2014 on Dat hair 0
#86 - For a second I was about to take a sharp turn into random and …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/20/2014 on Pills here! 0
User avatar #88 - mapleknight (01/20/2014) [-]
papa help us
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
#89 - triggathepirate (01/20/2014) [-]
Ain't no kids a' mine get into no monarchy.
User avatar #87 - lemurlemur (01/20/2014) [-]
oh dont worry, they have been dealt with...ha......ha...haha...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
#90 - triggathepirate (01/20/2014) [-]
Neva cut a child maintenance check again!
#84 - Lightweight.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/20/2014 on Pills here! +2
User avatar #85 - lemurlemur (01/20/2014) [-]
elitist
User avatar #86 - triggathepirate (01/20/2014) [-]
For a second I was about to take a sharp turn into random and call you a lemur to derail this back and forth thinking I was clever because it sounds like the same phonetics of elitist, then I read your name and felt like a fucking idiot. You win this, just leave my family alone.
User avatar #88 - mapleknight (01/20/2014) [-]
papa help us
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
#89 - triggathepirate (01/20/2014) [-]
Ain't no kids a' mine get into no monarchy.
User avatar #87 - lemurlemur (01/20/2014) [-]
oh dont worry, they have been dealt with...ha......ha...haha...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
#90 - triggathepirate (01/20/2014) [-]
Neva cut a child maintenance check again!
#47 - We don't take kindly to meteors around here.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2014 on Largest and Oldest Crystal +2
#49 - doubledisme (01/20/2014) [-]
my nigga
#4 - What's funny is I knew that information already but never link…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2014 on all i can see now +1
User avatar #5 - nemesisyphus (01/20/2014) [-]
Lol. No worries. Happy browsing.
#98 - My arthritis is acting up watching this. 01/20/2014 on match lighting 0
#1 - What the **** does this mean?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/20/2014 on all i can see now 0
User avatar #3 - nemesisyphus (01/20/2014) [-]
Darth Vader = James Earl Jones and Alex from Clockwork Orange = Malcolm McDowell. The two of them have a funny back and forth commercial where they essentially do dramatic readings of peoples text messages. Hope this clears up the confusion.
#4 - triggathepirate (01/20/2014) [-]
What's funny is I knew that information already but never linked them at all.

Shit nigga, this is too deep. Put a warning sign over this whole post.
User avatar #5 - nemesisyphus (01/20/2014) [-]
Lol. No worries. Happy browsing.
#38 - Seeing the beautiful death of that fad on my return made this … 01/20/2014 on Skyrim belongs to the nords! +2
#26 - Looks like a hunk of **** .  [+] (3 new replies) 01/20/2014 on Largest and Oldest Crystal +2
#46 - doubledisme (01/20/2014) [-]
#47 - triggathepirate (01/20/2014) [-]
We don't take kindly to meteors around here.
#49 - doubledisme (01/20/2014) [-]
my nigga
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#110 - fggtshy (11/22/2013) [-]
I had an ass burger. It was tasty. Like you, babe.
#111 to #110 - triggathepirate (11/23/2013) [-]
My nizzle.
My nizzle.
#107 - trivdiego (10/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#109 to #108 - trivdiego (10/27/2013) [-]
fancy livin
User avatar #104 - implosay (09/02/2013) [-]
Dude, delete your comment. OP stickied you and you're getting thumbed down to oblivion. Or go down with your post. Then I salute you.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4768214/Ass+hats/73#73
#105 to #104 - triggathepirate (09/02/2013) [-]
Oh no. I won't be doing that. I've long since hatched a lengthy scheme for his treachery. Never you mind that.
Oh no. I won't be doing that. I've long since hatched a lengthy scheme for his treachery. Never you mind that.
#101 - lanfear (08/22/2013) [-]
Because OP delivers.

bare with me, I suck with people and skin tones
User avatar #103 to #102 - lanfear (08/22/2013) [-]
LIke it I take? Haha I wasn't quite sure what to do, i have only seen very little of the show. . . its on my list of stuff to watch though, . .
#98 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
TOY IS TICKLE YOU'RE ASS!!!!! RUN RUN RUN!!!!
#99 to #98 - triggathepirate (08/15/2013) [-]
Haven't we been over this?
#100 to #99 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #95 - RevengeNL (07/25/2013) [-]
Hai, can I maybe have some of your FJ points for the item game?
Let me know, thanks
User avatar #97 to #96 - RevengeNL (07/25/2013) [-]
hue hue hueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#76 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #123 at The Ellen View ** Give me some reaction images or I'll **** you up, mate.
#77 to #76 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Aye? Now how might ye be makin that come te pass? Ye filthy little sweaty dwemer imp?
#78 to #77 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #446120 at Pokemon ** HECTOR BARBOSSA
#79 to #78 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
The very same.
The very same.
#80 to #79 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2884005 at Friendly ** I'm disinclined to acquiesce your request. Means no.
#81 to #80 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
On yer way now, halfling...
#82 to #81 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #208 at Assrapehole ** kid im 6'4" 200 lbs I play football I reck ur bitch ass my gf is supermodel nice tits I **** her everyday ur a virgun ****** go pick some cotton id reck ur ****
#83 to #82 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
How the 						****					 does everyone know i'm brown...?
How the **** does everyone know i'm brown...?
#84 to #83 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at I have to draw you ** You were going to anyway.
#85 to #84 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Going to what?
Going to what?
#86 to #85 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2980652 at Friendly ** Use it.
#88 to #87 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #5180714 at Furries ** Jack: That's very good. May I use that?
Angelica: You were going to anyway.
#90 to #88 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
AND 						****					. I'M FALLING FOR YOUR TRAPS!
AND **** . I'M FALLING FOR YOUR TRAPS!
#89 to #88 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Is that the next line? I try not to obsess over the movies like some, Trying not to slide down fandom slope.
Is that the next line? I try not to obsess over the movies like some, Trying not to slide down fandom slope.
#91 to #89 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at getting a game pre-ordered ** Le Captain Jack Sparrow face
User avatar #72 - fuckingtrolls (07/08/2013) [-]
tfw
User avatar #73 to #72 - triggathepirate (07/13/2013) [-]
Hey man... I still want the source on that ice cream gif.
User avatar #74 to #73 - fuckingtrolls (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah me too
User avatar #70 - holeymoley (04/13/2013) [-]
Do you know how you did a double comment?
#71 to #70 - triggathepirate (04/13/2013) [-]
No ******* clue.
But this is the second time it's happened.
#68 - aerosol (03/25/2013) [-]
I noticed earlier that you mentioned being black( or at least, not white) in the comment section. I admire your courage.
I don't think I could do that if my life depended on it
User avatar #67 - triggathepirate (02/03/2013) [-]
Just in case I get flamed this right her is chekov's gun.
that was a joke, I wanted a simple explanation for someone who didn't know what it was.
And see if the definition was bias.
#65 - lewayout (12/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #63 - heyyyyyy (12/02/2012) [-]
**heyyyyyy rolls 56** I'm going to make a wild guess and say your name is Travis?
#64 to #63 - triggathepirate (12/02/2012) [-]
Motherfu-   
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.   
Here's the kicker though.   
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
Motherfu-
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.
Here's the kicker though.
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
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User avatar #61 - mandatorytrolling (10/17/2012) [-]
Some old posts you've found.
User avatar #58 - garaichu (09/05/2012) [-]
I get that, phobias suck like nothing else.
(Replied here what with your reluctance to go back to the thread :V)
#57 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
Stare at the mutilated dick..
Stare at the mutilated dick..
User avatar #54 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 458**
User avatar #52 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 989**
User avatar #55 to #52 - instakill (08/08/2012) [-]
**instakill rolls 80** plus this
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