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Gender: male
Steam Profile: Trigga45(The Pirate)
Interests: You really don't want to know
Date Signed Up:12/11/2011
Last Login:5/26/2014
Location:Philly PA
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I'm bistre and I don't like star-nosed moles. I've robbed a few people on a canoe in the Schuylkill.
What else do you need to know about me?

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#48 - Fistpenis. 05/08/2013 on Hamster Gondola +1
#32 - I didn't even enlarge it and i'm still...eugh mygowd. 05/08/2013 on Forgetful little cunts +2
#41 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Hamster Gondola +2
#44 - andyyy (05/08/2013) [-]
And I was watching last weeks episode of One Piece when I decided to edit the hamster
#48 - triggathepirate (05/08/2013) [-]
Fistpenis.
#365 - Pic related. Allegedly 05/08/2013 on Bitches be .. wait... 0
#111 - Picture 05/08/2013 on Yes. I'm White 0
#356 - Coming out to parents about what ?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Bitches be .. wait... -2
#402 - azraelthemage (05/08/2013) [-]
That he's a transexual.
#410 - triggathepirate (05/08/2013) [-]
No. I figured it out.
He told them he was gay then he started taking the hormones. I read it wrong.
#414 - azraelthemage (05/08/2013) [-]
You do realize that a large amount of transexuals retain their "Intended" (for lack of better word) sexuality before undergoing treatment, right?
#417 - triggathepirate (05/08/2013) [-]
???

Why are you telling me this?
#420 - azraelthemage (05/08/2013) [-]
Because we all know at least one tranny. If you don't, YOU are the tranny and in denial.
#426 - triggathepirate (05/08/2013) [-]
Well I was just wondering if you meant he was a tranny to begin with.
I was confused for a bit until I answered my own question. I don't personally know any trannies Far as I know and i'm sure i'd like to stay acquainted with my sex
#32 - Oedipus walks by. I recognize and greet him. "Hee…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2013 on yeaah 0
#34 - rshanebarnes (05/08/2013) [-]
User avatar #48 - mizory (05/08/2013) [-]
I don't know what's with all the hate....
#32 - Give me my hat. Or i'll eat you. 05/08/2013 on Hamster Gondola +6
#37 - Picture 05/08/2013 on My only wish +3
#36 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2013 on My only wish +1
#37 - triggathepirate (05/08/2013) [-]
#35 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2013 on My only wish +9
#36 - triggathepirate (05/08/2013) [-]
#37 - triggathepirate (05/08/2013) [-]
#34 - Nah, knowing you mothers, Their faces when you decide to …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/08/2013 on My only wish +4
#35 - triggathepirate (05/08/2013) [-]
#36 - triggathepirate (05/08/2013) [-]
#37 - triggathepirate (05/08/2013) [-]
#104 - I consider myself a therapeutic negro these days. I figure… 05/08/2013 on Yes. I'm White +1
#99 - " Some truth" Have you any idea how long i've…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Yes. I'm White +5
User avatar #102 - rhetoricalfunny (05/08/2013) [-]
But... but... but I don't want to be racist...
#104 - triggathepirate (05/08/2013) [-]
I consider myself a therapeutic negro these days.
I figure there are tons of people who gotta deal with my brothas and sistas' shit.
But lo and behold! There's a black man on the innernet whether it's a game or a website, once they get figure that out they feel free to relieve their racial stress, without the risk of asphyxiation, and I get to laugh about it.
#97 - Picture 05/07/2013 on Westboro Baptist Church +2
#232 - It was a blue asshole. Is all you need to know  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2013 on planets 0
User avatar #236 - mystifizinski (05/07/2013) [-]
a blue...asshole?
User avatar #277 - ohgodwaitimatheist (05/08/2013) [-]
I'm guessing it was some joke with Uranus Rings
#39 - Isn't that ironic. 05/07/2013 on Such normal people 0
#39 - What the **** are you talking about you loopy anon, you. 05/07/2013 on being in high school 0
#4 - Not exactly. Twisp. The cat. I read in a soft almost h… 05/07/2013 on Twins 0
#36 - Fank yew 05/07/2013 on being in high school 0
#35 - Picture 05/07/2013 on being in high school +1
#32 - So that's how you put it in words. I hate this is a thing,…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/07/2013 on being in high school 0
#38 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
try turning it off then back on again.
#39 - triggathepirate (05/07/2013) [-]
What the fuck are you talking about you loopy anon, you.
#34 - Yojimbo (05/07/2013) [-]
#36 - triggathepirate (05/07/2013) [-]
Fank yew
#2 - Probably neither. I think its funny because of the voices I re…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/07/2013 on Twins +2
#3 - afewasianbitches (05/07/2013) [-]
Did you read it in a thick old British accent too!?!
#7 - triggathepirate (05/25/2013) [-]
Steve www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=03ktv2ix9ac&feature=endscreen
I think the devil sounds like the lab assistant, except he talks a lot slower. Takes his time in sentences.
#4 - triggathepirate (05/07/2013) [-]
Not exactly.
Twisp. The cat.
I read in a soft almost high pitched english accent.
Whereas Catsby. The devil.
I read in a kind of Urpy tone, I can't explain. Not autistic just. Urpy. I'll finger through some cartoons for an example sample later.
#129 - Plz don't talk about space... It scares me.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2013 on planets -1
#128 - ... Is that an asshole?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/07/2013 on planets +11
User avatar #228 - mystifizinski (05/07/2013) [-]
i want to see it, what was it? (something with an asshole, i know)
User avatar #296 - Mozzak (05/09/2013) [-]
Uranus in infrared light - blue asshole.



- My comment
#232 - triggathepirate (05/07/2013) [-]
It was a blue asshole.
Is all you need to know
User avatar #236 - mystifizinski (05/07/2013) [-]
a blue...asshole?
User avatar #277 - ohgodwaitimatheist (05/08/2013) [-]
I'm guessing it was some joke with Uranus Rings
#214 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
why yes. yes it is.
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#112 - anonymous (09/13/2014) [-]
TOY IS TICKLE YOU'RE ASS!!!!! RUN RUN RUN!!!!
#110 - fggtshy (11/22/2013) [-]
I had an ass burger. It was tasty. Like you, babe.
#111 to #110 - triggathepirate (11/23/2013) [-]
My nizzle.
My nizzle.
#107 - trivdiego (10/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#109 to #108 - trivdiego (10/27/2013) [-]
fancy livin
User avatar #104 - implosay (09/02/2013) [-]
Dude, delete your comment. OP stickied you and you're getting thumbed down to oblivion. Or go down with your post. Then I salute you.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4768214/Ass+hats/73#73
#105 to #104 - triggathepirate (09/02/2013) [-]
Oh no. I won't be doing that. I've long since hatched a lengthy scheme for his treachery. Never you mind that.
Oh no. I won't be doing that. I've long since hatched a lengthy scheme for his treachery. Never you mind that.
#101 - lanfear (08/22/2013) [-]
Because OP delivers.

bare with me, I suck with people and skin tones
User avatar #103 to #102 - lanfear (08/22/2013) [-]
LIke it I take? Haha I wasn't quite sure what to do, i have only seen very little of the show. . . its on my list of stuff to watch though, . .
#98 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
TOY IS TICKLE YOU'RE ASS!!!!! RUN RUN RUN!!!!
#99 to #98 - triggathepirate (08/15/2013) [-]
Haven't we been over this?
#100 to #99 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #95 - RevengeNL (07/25/2013) [-]
Hai, can I maybe have some of your FJ points for the item game?
Let me know, thanks
User avatar #97 to #96 - RevengeNL (07/25/2013) [-]
hue hue hueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#76 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #123 at The Ellen View ** Give me some reaction images or I'll **** you up, mate.
#77 to #76 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Aye? Now how might ye be makin that come te pass? Ye filthy little sweaty dwemer imp?
#78 to #77 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #446120 at Pokemon ** HECTOR BARBOSSA
#79 to #78 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
The very same.
The very same.
#80 to #79 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2884005 at Friendly ** I'm disinclined to acquiesce your request. Means no.
#81 to #80 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
On yer way now, halfling...
#82 to #81 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #208 at Assrapehole ** kid im 6'4" 200 lbs I play football I reck ur bitch ass my gf is supermodel nice tits I **** her everyday ur a virgun ****** go pick some cotton id reck ur ****
#83 to #82 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
How the 						****					 does everyone know i'm brown...?
How the **** does everyone know i'm brown...?
#84 to #83 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at I have to draw you ** You were going to anyway.
#85 to #84 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Going to what?
Going to what?
#86 to #85 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2980652 at Friendly ** Use it.
#88 to #87 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #5180714 at Furries ** Jack: That's very good. May I use that?
Angelica: You were going to anyway.
#90 to #88 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
AND 						****					. I'M FALLING FOR YOUR TRAPS!
AND **** . I'M FALLING FOR YOUR TRAPS!
#89 to #88 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Is that the next line? I try not to obsess over the movies like some, Trying not to slide down fandom slope.
Is that the next line? I try not to obsess over the movies like some, Trying not to slide down fandom slope.
#91 to #89 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at getting a game pre-ordered ** Le Captain Jack Sparrow face
User avatar #72 - fuckingtrolls (07/08/2013) [-]
tfw
User avatar #73 to #72 - triggathepirate (07/13/2013) [-]
Hey man... I still want the source on that ice cream gif.
User avatar #74 to #73 - fuckingtrolls (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah me too
User avatar #70 - holeymoley (04/13/2013) [-]
Do you know how you did a double comment?
#71 to #70 - triggathepirate (04/13/2013) [-]
No ******* clue.
But this is the second time it's happened.
#68 - aerosol (03/25/2013) [-]
I noticed earlier that you mentioned being black( or at least, not white) in the comment section. I admire your courage.
I don't think I could do that if my life depended on it
User avatar #67 - triggathepirate (02/03/2013) [-]
Just in case I get flamed this right her is chekov's gun.
that was a joke, I wanted a simple explanation for someone who didn't know what it was.
And see if the definition was bias.
#65 - lewayout (12/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #63 - heyyyyyy (12/02/2012) [-]
**heyyyyyy rolls 56** I'm going to make a wild guess and say your name is Travis?
#64 to #63 - triggathepirate (12/02/2012) [-]
Motherfu-   
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.   
Here's the kicker though.   
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
Motherfu-
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.
Here's the kicker though.
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
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User avatar #61 - mandatorytrolling (10/17/2012) [-]
Some old posts you've found.
User avatar #58 - garaichu ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
I get that, phobias suck like nothing else.
(Replied here what with your reluctance to go back to the thread :V)
#57 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
Stare at the mutilated dick..
Stare at the mutilated dick..
User avatar #54 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 458**
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