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triggathepirate

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:12/11/2011
Last Login:5/26/2014
Location:Philly PA
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 2769 total,  3730 ,  961
Comment Thumbs: 28197 total,  32393 ,  4196
Content Level Progress: 63% (63/100)
Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 128 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 9.4% (94/1000)
Level 328 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 329 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:2
Content Views:307963
Times Content Favorited:176 times
Total Comments Made:9467
FJ Points:18832
Favorite Tags: Cars (6) | crashes (6) | the (5) | lol (4) | shit (4) | and (3) | Jesus (3) | joker (3) | a bitch (2) | ASS (2) | biting (2) | Bleach (2) | chemicals (2) | choke (2) | game (2) | Mystery (2) | tags (2) | tf (2) | The Game (2)
I'm bistre and I don't like star-nosed moles. I've robbed a few people on a canoe in the Schuylkill.
What else do you need to know about me?

latest user's comments

#53 - Dat smell doe. Equivalent exchange.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2013 on 'good' idea +10
#94 - mvtjets (09/27/2013) [-]
1. It still smells sometimes
2. You are much easier to be labeled as the source
3. You could potentially hold most of it in the other way
#89 - This site is the worst of the best. But it's up there. 09/26/2013 on Never Leaving. +1
#37 - Didn't some guy tweet that he farted and the girl behind him's…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/26/2013 on 'good' idea +31
#58 - azinfoo (09/27/2013) [-]
"the girl behind him's nose"
#59 - triggathepirate (09/27/2013) [-]
I suppose there were better ways to type that. Enlighten me. Please, you've come this far.
#62 - azinfoo (09/27/2013) [-]
There's plenty of ways to rephrase it. For example,

"Didn't some guy tweet that he farted and it gave the girl behind him a nose bleed"
or
"Didn't some guy tweet that he farted and it caused the nose of the girl behind him to start bleeding"

Pretty much anyway that doesn't say "him's"
#63 - triggathepirate (09/27/2013) [-]
#64 - azinfoo (09/27/2013) [-]
#51 - Don't be comparing no rotten ass to mcdonalds.. 09/26/2013 on McFuckThat -2
#81 - Nice try *****, slendy ain't got no face to detect.  [+] (7 new replies) 09/26/2013 on Face recognition +109
#89 - slothton (09/26/2013) [-]
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#122 - waterbottlemanboy (09/26/2013) [-]
How does that happen in the game? Because it didn't happen at all when I played it.
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#123 - slothton (09/26/2013) [-]
it's just someone putting a caption over him saying something else...
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#125 - waterbottlemanboy (09/26/2013) [-]
No, it definitely isn't, it was in the trailer. I had just assumed that you played the game.
#83 - anon (09/26/2013) [-]
and doesn't exist.
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#86 - fizzor (09/26/2013) [-]
You must be great fun at parties.
#82 - volksworgen (09/26/2013) [-]
Almost had me.
#109 - Why did I picture loki when I read barbarian? 09/26/2013 on Optical Illusions 0
#82 - I'm so ******* hungry right now.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2013 on The R +4
#162 - notified (09/26/2013) [-]
#53 - Picture 09/26/2013 on Tis quite daft +2
#156 - That feel when you gotta take a **** when you get up from the computer 09/26/2013 on well when you put it like... -1
#61 - Looks like he ran. The backhoe. … 09/26/2013 on Tilt your screen. -1