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Gender: male
Steam Profile: Trigga45(The Pirate)
Interests: You really don't want to know
Date Signed Up:12/11/2011
Last Login:5/26/2014
Location:Philly PA
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Total Comments Made:9465
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I'm bistre and I don't like star-nosed moles. I've robbed a few people on a canoe in the Schuylkill.
What else do you need to know about me?

latest user's comments

#115 - Are you..? ******* YES. 05/20/2013 on Nurse Joy +3
#718 - Picture 05/20/2013 on Gun Control? 0
#114 - I'm more introverted than I'd like to admit. I'll go to certai… 05/20/2013 on FeelChan 2 0
#107 - Is this supposed to make me feel? What's wrong with me.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Holy shit this needs to happen +2
User avatar #128 - edzero (05/20/2013) [-]
You....
Are the perfect subject for my proje-
I mean...You aren't being a stereotype...congrats!
#126 - emiyasama (05/20/2013) [-]
You aren't being a bandwagon faggot that posts "That made me feel so much" just because everyone else does, that's what it means.
#108 - I suppose It'd be hard to state this is a legitimate question.…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2013 on FeelChan 2 0
#113 - vomitjar (05/20/2013) [-]
I was fucking introverted but I changed school. My new class was almost 100% girls, so I was forced to learn how to act/speak with them. It was a bumpy ride, but now, I am smooth with them, even with the strangers. Just have to stay calm and make yourself stop talking like an autist fedora fighter.
But some people have no chance or mood to do this, so it's harder for them. I can understand that why they are afraid of women. I fucking do.
#114 - triggathepirate (05/20/2013) [-]
I'm more introverted than I'd like to admit. I'll go to certain measures to avoid conversation with people if I have nothing important to add. But talking to girls isn't any harder than that, not saying i'm a player but it's fairly easy when you don't have much intimate interest.
#63 - TFW no GF 05/20/2013 on FeelChan 2.2 0
#89 - Being afraid of women? I don't get it. I understand obviou…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2013 on FeelChan 2 -2
#108 - triggathepirate (05/20/2013) [-]
I suppose It'd be hard to state this is a legitimate question. Is it solely not talking to women or what?
#113 - vomitjar (05/20/2013) [-]
I was fucking introverted but I changed school. My new class was almost 100% girls, so I was forced to learn how to act/speak with them. It was a bumpy ride, but now, I am smooth with them, even with the strangers. Just have to stay calm and make yourself stop talking like an autist fedora fighter.
But some people have no chance or mood to do this, so it's harder for them. I can understand that why they are afraid of women. I fucking do.
#114 - triggathepirate (05/20/2013) [-]
I'm more introverted than I'd like to admit. I'll go to certain measures to avoid conversation with people if I have nothing important to add. But talking to girls isn't any harder than that, not saying i'm a player but it's fairly easy when you don't have much intimate interest.
#73 - Picture 05/20/2013 on In Soviet Kanto +3
#116 - Picture 05/20/2013 on Old snipers problem +1
#66 - You know what's a scary thought, that no matter what your phob… 05/20/2013 on Seecute +5
#41 - Lagging right before you engage an enemy in a shooter.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on description +5
#75 - dragones (12/15/2013) [-]
love your picture of Castle!
#252 - Not much has changed then?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on Books: expectation vs reality 0
#256 - IamSofaKingdom (05/20/2013) [-]
#25 - Picture 05/20/2013 on The Truth About God 0
#20 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 05/20/2013 on The Truth About God +4
#36 - electrozz (05/20/2013) [-]
#34 - electrozz (05/20/2013) [-]
Sounds a bit like touhou music...
#26 - comanderspy (05/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #24 - markertemp (05/20/2013) [-]
I don't know why I clicked that..... but I am not disappointed.
#25 - triggathepirate (05/20/2013) [-]
#33 - Warm sand huh? 05/20/2013 on Warm, Soft Sand 0
#57 - I see what you were trying here. But that typo makes it so muc… 05/20/2013 on Most Ironic Death In History +1
#40 - Listening to Metallica sanitarium while this post comes up. … 05/20/2013 on dogs don't like the hole 0
#223 - Could as in could , but won't .  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Gun Control? 0
User avatar #713 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/20/2013) [-]
"are you sure" as in, Are you sure you don't want to?
#718 - triggathepirate (05/20/2013) [-]
#221 - I could .  [+] (4 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Gun Control? +1
User avatar #222 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/20/2013) [-]
are you sure?
#223 - triggathepirate (05/20/2013) [-]
Could as in could, but won't.
User avatar #713 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/20/2013) [-]
"are you sure" as in, Are you sure you don't want to?
#718 - triggathepirate (05/20/2013) [-]
#219 - Tempting, but I don't want to be the product of my own mischie…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Gun Control? +1
User avatar #220 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/20/2013) [-]
you could give me a link
#221 - triggathepirate (05/20/2013) [-]
I could.
User avatar #222 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/20/2013) [-]
are you sure?
#223 - triggathepirate (05/20/2013) [-]
Could as in could, but won't.
User avatar #713 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/20/2013) [-]
"are you sure" as in, Are you sure you don't want to?
#718 - triggathepirate (05/20/2013) [-]
#58 - The gif was frozen on this frame for a while. It looks li… 05/20/2013 on Kneel bitches 0
#214 - You know, you're actually right. It's more a darker shade of bistre.  [+] (8 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Gun Control? +1
User avatar #218 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/20/2013) [-]
PICS
#219 - triggathepirate (05/20/2013) [-]
Tempting, but I don't want to be the product of my own mischief. Next i'll be in the window. Or the wrong side of a ban. Then again there is NSFW. Then again England drives on the other side of the fucking road.
User avatar #220 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/20/2013) [-]
you could give me a link
#221 - triggathepirate (05/20/2013) [-]
I could.
User avatar #222 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/20/2013) [-]
are you sure?
#223 - triggathepirate (05/20/2013) [-]
Could as in could, but won't.
User avatar #713 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/20/2013) [-]
"are you sure" as in, Are you sure you don't want to?
#718 - triggathepirate (05/20/2013) [-]
#210 - Of my dick? Just who do you think I am? Phanact?  [+] (10 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Gun Control? +1
User avatar #211 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/20/2013) [-]
i bet it isn't brown.
#214 - triggathepirate (05/20/2013) [-]
You know, you're actually right. It's more a darker shade of bistre.
User avatar #218 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/20/2013) [-]
PICS
#219 - triggathepirate (05/20/2013) [-]
Tempting, but I don't want to be the product of my own mischief. Next i'll be in the window. Or the wrong side of a ban. Then again there is NSFW. Then again England drives on the other side of the fucking road.
User avatar #220 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/20/2013) [-]
you could give me a link
#221 - triggathepirate (05/20/2013) [-]
I could.
User avatar #222 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/20/2013) [-]
are you sure?
#223 - triggathepirate (05/20/2013) [-]
Could as in could, but won't.
User avatar #713 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/20/2013) [-]
"are you sure" as in, Are you sure you don't want to?
#718 - triggathepirate (05/20/2013) [-]
#172 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on Gun Control? 0
#175 - huntergriff (05/20/2013) [-]
#167 - You're right. I'm sorry. Actually brown.  [+] (15 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Gun Control? +1
User avatar #188 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/20/2013) [-]
pics or it didn't happen
#210 - triggathepirate (05/20/2013) [-]
Of my dick? Just who do you think I am? Phanact?
User avatar #211 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/20/2013) [-]
i bet it isn't brown.
#214 - triggathepirate (05/20/2013) [-]
You know, you're actually right. It's more a darker shade of bistre.
User avatar #218 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/20/2013) [-]
PICS
#219 - triggathepirate (05/20/2013) [-]
Tempting, but I don't want to be the product of my own mischief. Next i'll be in the window. Or the wrong side of a ban. Then again there is NSFW. Then again England drives on the other side of the fucking road.
User avatar #220 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/20/2013) [-]
you could give me a link
#221 - triggathepirate (05/20/2013) [-]
I could.
User avatar #222 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/20/2013) [-]
are you sure?
#223 - triggathepirate (05/20/2013) [-]
Could as in could, but won't.
User avatar #713 - thelegitsuperfurry (05/20/2013) [-]
"are you sure" as in, Are you sure you don't want to?
#718 - triggathepirate (05/20/2013) [-]
#170 - huntergriff (05/20/2013) [-]
#172 - triggathepirate (05/20/2013) [-]
#175 - huntergriff (05/20/2013) [-]
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#113 - polepel ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
sully is now
#112 - anonymous (09/13/2014) [-]
TOY IS TICKLE YOU'RE ASS!!!!! RUN RUN RUN!!!!
#110 - fggtshy (11/22/2013) [-]
I had an ass burger. It was tasty. Like you, babe.
#111 to #110 - triggathepirate (11/23/2013) [-]
My nizzle.
My nizzle.
#107 - trivdiego (10/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#109 to #108 - trivdiego (10/27/2013) [-]
fancy livin
User avatar #104 - implosay ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Dude, delete your comment. OP stickied you and you're getting thumbed down to oblivion. Or go down with your post. Then I salute you.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4768214/Ass+hats/73#73
#105 to #104 - triggathepirate (09/02/2013) [-]
Oh no. I won't be doing that. I've long since hatched a lengthy scheme for his treachery. Never you mind that.
Oh no. I won't be doing that. I've long since hatched a lengthy scheme for his treachery. Never you mind that.
#106 to #105 - implosay ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#101 - lanfear (08/22/2013) [-]
Because OP delivers.

bare with me, I suck with people and skin tones
User avatar #103 to #102 - lanfear (08/22/2013) [-]
LIke it I take? Haha I wasn't quite sure what to do, i have only seen very little of the show. . . its on my list of stuff to watch though, . .
#98 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
TOY IS TICKLE YOU'RE ASS!!!!! RUN RUN RUN!!!!
#99 to #98 - triggathepirate (08/15/2013) [-]
Haven't we been over this?
#100 to #99 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #95 - RevengeNL (07/25/2013) [-]
Hai, can I maybe have some of your FJ points for the item game?
Let me know, thanks
User avatar #97 to #96 - RevengeNL (07/25/2013) [-]
hue hue hueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#76 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #123 at The Ellen View ** Give me some reaction images or I'll **** you up, mate.
#77 to #76 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Aye? Now how might ye be makin that come te pass? Ye filthy little sweaty dwemer imp?
#78 to #77 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #446120 at Pokemon ** HECTOR BARBOSSA
#79 to #78 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
The very same.
The very same.
#80 to #79 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2884005 at Friendly ** I'm disinclined to acquiesce your request. Means no.
#81 to #80 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
On yer way now, halfling...
#82 to #81 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #208 at Assrapehole ** kid im 6'4" 200 lbs I play football I reck ur bitch ass my gf is supermodel nice tits I **** her everyday ur a virgun ****** go pick some cotton id reck ur ****
#83 to #82 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
How the 						****					 does everyone know i'm brown...?
How the **** does everyone know i'm brown...?
#84 to #83 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at I have to draw you ** You were going to anyway.
#85 to #84 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Going to what?
Going to what?
#86 to #85 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2980652 at Friendly ** Use it.
#88 to #87 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #5180714 at Furries ** Jack: That's very good. May I use that?
Angelica: You were going to anyway.
#90 to #88 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
AND 						****					. I'M FALLING FOR YOUR TRAPS!
AND **** . I'M FALLING FOR YOUR TRAPS!
#89 to #88 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Is that the next line? I try not to obsess over the movies like some, Trying not to slide down fandom slope.
Is that the next line? I try not to obsess over the movies like some, Trying not to slide down fandom slope.
#91 to #89 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at getting a game pre-ordered ** Le Captain Jack Sparrow face
User avatar #72 - fuckingtrolls (07/08/2013) [-]
tfw
User avatar #73 to #72 - triggathepirate (07/13/2013) [-]
Hey man... I still want the source on that ice cream gif.
User avatar #74 to #73 - fuckingtrolls (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah me too
User avatar #70 - holeymoley (04/13/2013) [-]
Do you know how you did a double comment?
#71 to #70 - triggathepirate (04/13/2013) [-]
No ******* clue.
But this is the second time it's happened.
#68 - aerosol (03/25/2013) [-]
I noticed earlier that you mentioned being black( or at least, not white) in the comment section. I admire your courage.
I don't think I could do that if my life depended on it
User avatar #67 - triggathepirate (02/03/2013) [-]
Just in case I get flamed this right her is chekov's gun.
that was a joke, I wanted a simple explanation for someone who didn't know what it was.
And see if the definition was bias.
#65 - lewayout (12/11/2012) [-]
Hello. i am here to tell you there is a way out. There is a taint on the website. A taint called 4chan. This "4chan" is a website without morals. Where women and blacks are discriminated, in a manner similar to that which they suffered 100 years ago. It is a website where cretins masturbate to images of naked Oriental girls being brutally rapped. It is a website where god's love does not shine. We have a word for websites such as 4chan: Cancer. Indeed, the word does the site justice, as not only does it corrupt the minds of those who view it, but it also corrupts the minds of sister sites such as this one. Funnyjunk was a good site. Funnyjunk could be a good site again. Except for one thing. 4chan. As long as the blight known as 4chan exists, this site, Funnyjunk, can never be PURE. You can see the most obvious of the taints. The 4chan channel. This is the channel through which the evil that is 4chan spews. Therefore, the first step to redeeming this site would be to get rid of that channel. Unfortunately, the taint runs deeper than that. The taint has spread to some of the hearts of the users. It will not be easy to remove the taint. It could prove impossible. Fortunately, there is a way out. The way out has been deemed numerous times by 4chan a "faggot" site in a attempt to ensure that no users seek to repentance there. That site is called 9gag. Seek repentance there, i beg of you, and help stop the menace that is 4chan.
User avatar #63 - heyyyyyy (12/02/2012) [-]
**heyyyyyy rolls 56** I'm going to make a wild guess and say your name is Travis?
#64 to #63 - triggathepirate (12/02/2012) [-]
Motherfu-   
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.   
Here's the kicker though.   
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
Motherfu-
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.
Here's the kicker though.
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
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User avatar #61 - mandatorytrolling (10/17/2012) [-]
Some old posts you've found.
User avatar #58 - garaichu (09/05/2012) [-]
I get that, phobias suck like nothing else.
(Replied here what with your reluctance to go back to the thread :V)
#57 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
Stare at the mutilated dick..
Stare at the mutilated dick..
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