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Gender: male
Steam Profile: Trigga45(The Pirate)
Interests: You really don't want to know
Date Signed Up:12/11/2011
Last Login:5/26/2014
Location:Philly PA
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I'm bistre and I don't like star-nosed moles. I've robbed a few people on a canoe in the Schuylkill.
What else do you need to know about me?

latest user's comments

#60 - Aye, I remember. Be a good set of values to place yourself by …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/18/2013 on That's odd +1
#61 - adu (11/18/2013) [-]
Did I mention he's a serious badass too?
I like One Piece...
#62 - triggathepirate (11/18/2013) [-]
You best believe you aren't telling me about One Piece.
#63 - adu (11/18/2013) [-]
...I like One Piece.
#65 - triggathepirate (11/18/2013) [-]
I'm aware.
It seemed like you ignored the fact I do as well.
#67 - adu (11/18/2013) [-]
...I like One Piece.

It's a reference to this video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPzxHWre4M8
#429 - ***** I got bidness to handu. When I finish i…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/18/2013 on So true 0
#432 - landerp (11/18/2013) [-]
Then handu your god damn bidness, then stfu, then do it.
#437 - triggathepirate (11/18/2013) [-]
Ight damn, I ain't never said I was in no rush.
I Just don't want to peak when I get where i'm going.
User avatar #444 - landerp (11/18/2013) [-]
Well when you finally get around to it dont fuck it up or youll wind up looking like this nigga i.imgur.com/z9CDp.jpg
User avatar #447 - triggathepirate (11/18/2013) [-]
Yo bro what happen to eeim?
He tried to freestyle battle with busta rhymes didn't he?
#145 - Bring him back fool. 11/18/2013 on Swaggot +5
#142 - My ***** is 2 deep. 11/18/2013 on Swaggot +4
#63 - Anons can't mention. 11/18/2013 on TFW getting a mention 0
#419 - My best friend's sister is his twin, and I haven't talked to h…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/18/2013 on So true 0
User avatar #440 - zorororonoa (11/18/2013) [-]
Siblings and parents would probably take it a lot harder than you think.
#446 - triggathepirate (11/18/2013) [-]
I know i'm not nearly the first man in history to think that my stubbornness alone would permit me any form of corporeal difference from the afterlife to fuck with my people so they don't feel so bad.

But it's still wishful thinking to be able to have made my choice when I decide to and still poltergeist prank my brother by flushing the toilet while he's in the shower.
User avatar #427 - landerp (11/18/2013) [-]
Then shut the fuck up and do it.
#429 - triggathepirate (11/18/2013) [-]
Nigga I got bidness to handu.
When I finish it, then I'll think about it.
Landau murphy junior ass.
#432 - landerp (11/18/2013) [-]
Then handu your god damn bidness, then stfu, then do it.
#437 - triggathepirate (11/18/2013) [-]
Ight damn, I ain't never said I was in no rush.
I Just don't want to peak when I get where i'm going.
User avatar #444 - landerp (11/18/2013) [-]
Well when you finally get around to it dont fuck it up or youll wind up looking like this nigga i.imgur.com/z9CDp.jpg
User avatar #447 - triggathepirate (11/18/2013) [-]
Yo bro what happen to eeim?
He tried to freestyle battle with busta rhymes didn't he?
#58 - I'm beginning to think you actually might be Sanji...  [+] (7 new replies) 11/18/2013 on That's odd +1
#59 - adu (11/18/2013) [-]
The reason I'm kind of obsessed with Sanji and took to using him as my avatar is because of the many similarities I could find between him and myself. I respect his character and can relate to his philosophies, even though most of what he does is exaggerated. He's classy, suave, respectful (mostly), protective, and a true lady's man; everything I'd like to be as a man, personally.
#60 - triggathepirate (11/18/2013) [-]
Aye, I remember. Be a good set of values to place yourself by in my book. Makes good character.
#61 - adu (11/18/2013) [-]
Did I mention he's a serious badass too?
I like One Piece...
#62 - triggathepirate (11/18/2013) [-]
You best believe you aren't telling me about One Piece.
#63 - adu (11/18/2013) [-]
...I like One Piece.
#65 - triggathepirate (11/18/2013) [-]
I'm aware.
It seemed like you ignored the fact I do as well.
#67 - adu (11/18/2013) [-]
...I like One Piece.

It's a reference to this video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPzxHWre4M8
#57 - Bitch ain't gonna ride on my dinghy.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2013 on TFW getting a mention 0
User avatar #58 - pivotmasterdm (11/18/2013) [-]
My teacher was somewhat OK with it. But she told me it was too dark.
#56 - S'been uh, been over that. 11/18/2013 on TFW getting a mention 0
#53 - My teacher made it fun as hell, all the different metaphors fo…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2013 on TFW getting a mention 0
User avatar #55 - pivotmasterdm (11/18/2013) [-]
I had to write an alternate ending for the end of the project. I wrote a dark one where it follows Abigail after she left. She gets on a boat to go to somewhere and ends up becoming the sex slave of the entire crew, until the ship goes down and kills everyone on board.
#57 - triggathepirate (11/18/2013) [-]
Bitch ain't gonna ride on my dinghy.
User avatar #58 - pivotmasterdm (11/18/2013) [-]
My teacher was somewhat OK with it. But she told me it was too dark.
#45 - Picture 11/18/2013 on TFW getting a mention 0
#44 - That **** was cake.  [+] (5 new replies) 11/18/2013 on TFW getting a mention 0
User avatar #52 - pivotmasterdm (11/18/2013) [-]
My teacher made it worth about 70% of my grade and didn't tell anybody when it was due. And if you missed one day of reading it, you were fucked.
#53 - triggathepirate (11/18/2013) [-]
My teacher made it fun as hell, all the different metaphors for McCarthyism, we watched the movie and read the book at the same time, and got to pick a small assignment out of 10 for finals.
I made an alternate comic where instead of him rotting in jail, he comes back to find Abigail as bill the butcher from "Gangs Of New York"
User avatar #55 - pivotmasterdm (11/18/2013) [-]
I had to write an alternate ending for the end of the project. I wrote a dark one where it follows Abigail after she left. She gets on a boat to go to somewhere and ends up becoming the sex slave of the entire crew, until the ship goes down and kills everyone on board.
#57 - triggathepirate (11/18/2013) [-]
Bitch ain't gonna ride on my dinghy.
User avatar #58 - pivotmasterdm (11/18/2013) [-]
My teacher was somewhat OK with it. But she told me it was too dark.
#6 - I'm gonna level with you. I'm regretting posting that gif…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on TFW getting a mention +1
#7 - funnyjunkforlife (11/17/2013) [-]
#4 - Iz just spider.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/17/2013 on TFW getting a mention 0
User avatar #42 - pivotmasterdm (11/18/2013) [-]
Spiders are kinda cool.
Y'know when they're not 8-legged death balls.
User avatar #5 - funnyjunkforlife (11/17/2013) [-]
man is kill
#6 - triggathepirate (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm gonna level with you.
I'm regretting posting that gif by the minutes.
#7 - funnyjunkforlife (11/17/2013) [-]
#34 - Unless it's masochistic grass, then that **** wou… 11/17/2013 on plant noises +5
#2 - Aye. Almost had me eyes sweaty.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/17/2013 on TFW getting a mention +3
User avatar #3 - funnyjunkforlife (11/17/2013) [-]
did he die
#4 - triggathepirate (11/17/2013) [-]
Iz just spider.
User avatar #42 - pivotmasterdm (11/18/2013) [-]
Spiders are kinda cool.
Y'know when they're not 8-legged death balls.
User avatar #5 - funnyjunkforlife (11/17/2013) [-]
man is kill
#6 - triggathepirate (11/17/2013) [-]
I'm gonna level with you.
I'm regretting posting that gif by the minutes.
#7 - funnyjunkforlife (11/17/2013) [-]
#29 - You shouldn't even be in the office today, there's heavy str… 11/17/2013 on I love you, FJ +1
#89 - NTMgNjggNjUgNjUgNjUgNjUgNjUgNjUgNjUgNjUgNjkgNzQgMmMgMjAgNmUgNj… 11/17/2013 on dmn resposibilities! +1
#43 - **** would sam fisher be doing in your closet? 11/17/2013 on scare level over 9000 +27
#225 - Irony. 11/17/2013 on Big Butts 0
#224 - Just how do you get an image a year old flagged?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on Big Butts +1
User avatar #226 - warlockrichard (11/17/2013) [-]
that my friend is the million dollar question
#766 - >Animal bones. Surely you have more resources, I doubt … 11/17/2013 on Slenderman 0
#54 - Saying dumb **** . No punctuation. Inadver… 11/17/2013 on Dat Ass +1
#52 - When the admin woke up, the troll was missing, And his spam wa…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Dat Ass 0
#53 - Zaxplab (11/17/2013) [-]
I WILL AVENGE HIM!


11/17/13, never forget fggtshy
#57 - fggtshy (11/22/2013) [-]
I live, muthafucka
#54 - triggathepirate (11/17/2013) [-]
Saying dumb shit.
No punctuation.
Inadvertently enabling my fetishes.

I miss the bastard already.
#50 - How did you find it actually? His prof?  [+] (5 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Dat Ass 0
#51 - Zaxplab (11/17/2013) [-]
I tried going to his profile and asking, but he was banned and every pic was flagged.
#52 - triggathepirate (11/17/2013) [-]
When the admin woke up, the troll was missing, And his spam was never heard from again.
#53 - Zaxplab (11/17/2013) [-]
I WILL AVENGE HIM!


11/17/13, never forget fggtshy
#57 - fggtshy (11/22/2013) [-]
I live, muthafucka
#54 - triggathepirate (11/17/2013) [-]
Saying dumb shit.
No punctuation.
Inadvertently enabling my fetishes.

I miss the bastard already.
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#113 - polepel (12/19/2014) [-]
sully is now
#112 - anonymous (09/13/2014) [-]
TOY IS TICKLE YOU'RE ASS!!!!! RUN RUN RUN!!!!
#110 - fggtshy (11/22/2013) [-]
I had an ass burger. It was tasty. Like you, babe.
#111 to #110 - triggathepirate (11/23/2013) [-]
My nizzle.
My nizzle.
#107 - trivdiego (10/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#109 to #108 - trivdiego (10/27/2013) [-]
fancy livin
User avatar #104 - implosay ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Dude, delete your comment. OP stickied you and you're getting thumbed down to oblivion. Or go down with your post. Then I salute you.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4768214/Ass+hats/73#73
#105 to #104 - triggathepirate (09/02/2013) [-]
Oh no. I won't be doing that. I've long since hatched a lengthy scheme for his treachery. Never you mind that.
Oh no. I won't be doing that. I've long since hatched a lengthy scheme for his treachery. Never you mind that.
#106 to #105 - implosay ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#101 - lanfear (08/22/2013) [-]
Because OP delivers.

bare with me, I suck with people and skin tones
User avatar #103 to #102 - lanfear (08/22/2013) [-]
LIke it I take? Haha I wasn't quite sure what to do, i have only seen very little of the show. . . its on my list of stuff to watch though, . .
#98 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
TOY IS TICKLE YOU'RE ASS!!!!! RUN RUN RUN!!!!
#99 to #98 - triggathepirate (08/15/2013) [-]
Haven't we been over this?
#100 to #99 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #95 - RevengeNL (07/25/2013) [-]
Hai, can I maybe have some of your FJ points for the item game?
Let me know, thanks
User avatar #97 to #96 - RevengeNL (07/25/2013) [-]
hue hue hueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#76 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #123 at The Ellen View ** Give me some reaction images or I'll **** you up, mate.
#77 to #76 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Aye? Now how might ye be makin that come te pass? Ye filthy little sweaty dwemer imp?
#78 to #77 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #446120 at Pokemon ** HECTOR BARBOSSA
#79 to #78 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
The very same.
The very same.
#80 to #79 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2884005 at Friendly ** I'm disinclined to acquiesce your request. Means no.
#81 to #80 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
On yer way now, halfling...
#82 to #81 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #208 at Assrapehole ** kid im 6'4" 200 lbs I play football I reck ur bitch ass my gf is supermodel nice tits I **** her everyday ur a virgun ****** go pick some cotton id reck ur ****
#83 to #82 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
How the 						****					 does everyone know i'm brown...?
How the **** does everyone know i'm brown...?
#84 to #83 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at I have to draw you ** You were going to anyway.
#85 to #84 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Going to what?
Going to what?
#86 to #85 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2980652 at Friendly ** Use it.
#88 to #87 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #5180714 at Furries ** Jack: That's very good. May I use that?
Angelica: You were going to anyway.
#90 to #88 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
AND 						****					. I'M FALLING FOR YOUR TRAPS!
AND **** . I'M FALLING FOR YOUR TRAPS!
#89 to #88 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Is that the next line? I try not to obsess over the movies like some, Trying not to slide down fandom slope.
Is that the next line? I try not to obsess over the movies like some, Trying not to slide down fandom slope.
#91 to #89 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at getting a game pre-ordered ** Le Captain Jack Sparrow face
User avatar #72 - fuckingtrolls (07/08/2013) [-]
tfw
User avatar #73 to #72 - triggathepirate (07/13/2013) [-]
Hey man... I still want the source on that ice cream gif.
User avatar #74 to #73 - fuckingtrolls (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah me too
User avatar #70 - holeymoley (04/13/2013) [-]
Do you know how you did a double comment?
#71 to #70 - triggathepirate (04/13/2013) [-]
No ******* clue.
But this is the second time it's happened.
#68 - aerosol (03/25/2013) [-]
I noticed earlier that you mentioned being black( or at least, not white) in the comment section. I admire your courage.
I don't think I could do that if my life depended on it
User avatar #67 - triggathepirate (02/03/2013) [-]
Just in case I get flamed this right her is chekov's gun.
that was a joke, I wanted a simple explanation for someone who didn't know what it was.
And see if the definition was bias.
#65 - lewayout (12/11/2012) [-]
Hello. i am here to tell you there is a way out. There is a taint on the website. A taint called 4chan. This "4chan" is a website without morals. Where women and blacks are discriminated, in a manner similar to that which they suffered 100 years ago. It is a website where cretins masturbate to images of naked Oriental girls being brutally rapped. It is a website where god's love does not shine. We have a word for websites such as 4chan: Cancer. Indeed, the word does the site justice, as not only does it corrupt the minds of those who view it, but it also corrupts the minds of sister sites such as this one. Funnyjunk was a good site. Funnyjunk could be a good site again. Except for one thing. 4chan. As long as the blight known as 4chan exists, this site, Funnyjunk, can never be PURE. You can see the most obvious of the taints. The 4chan channel. This is the channel through which the evil that is 4chan spews. Therefore, the first step to redeeming this site would be to get rid of that channel. Unfortunately, the taint runs deeper than that. The taint has spread to some of the hearts of the users. It will not be easy to remove the taint. It could prove impossible. Fortunately, there is a way out. The way out has been deemed numerous times by 4chan a "faggot" site in a attempt to ensure that no users seek to repentance there. That site is called 9gag. Seek repentance there, i beg of you, and help stop the menace that is 4chan.
User avatar #63 - heyyyyyy (12/02/2012) [-]
**heyyyyyy rolls 56** I'm going to make a wild guess and say your name is Travis?
#64 to #63 - triggathepirate (12/02/2012) [-]
Motherfu-   
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.   
Here's the kicker though.   
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
Motherfu-
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.
Here's the kicker though.
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
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User avatar #61 - mandatorytrolling (10/17/2012) [-]
Some old posts you've found.
User avatar #58 - garaichu ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
I get that, phobias suck like nothing else.
(Replied here what with your reluctance to go back to the thread :V)
#57 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
Stare at the mutilated dick..
Stare at the mutilated dick..
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