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Gender: male
Steam Profile: Trigga45(The Pirate)
Interests: You really don't want to know
Date Signed Up:12/11/2011
Last Login:5/26/2014
Location:Philly PA
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Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 128 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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Content Views:304115
Times Content Favorited:181 times
Total Comments Made:9465
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I'm bistre and I don't like star-nosed moles. I've robbed a few people on a canoe in the Schuylkill.
What else do you need to know about me?

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#149 - My sides are kill. 06/11/2013 on maurice simpson 0
#108 - Picture 06/10/2013 on Braces, you`re doing it right 0
#74 - Eye lohve ehtt 06/09/2013 on How to freak people out 0
#73 - Why martin luther king mean muggin like that? 06/09/2013 on How to freak people out 0
#20 - YFW  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2013 on Worth it! +8
#51 - likeabox (06/09/2013) [-]
Sauce?
User avatar #63 - beatlecat (06/09/2013) [-]
from the movie The Wall, song, What Shall we do now - Pink Floyd
#45 - anonymous (06/09/2013) [-]
How.... should I.... complete.... the WALL!
#20 - Watching this made my nose hurt. 06/09/2013 on Oh my +1
#44 - Picture 06/09/2013 on Almost feels +4
#68 - Nah I haven't stalked ye here in a while now.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2013 on Steam 0
#69 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh.
#218 - And you better hope you've done at least one of these things p… 06/09/2013 on Shit I hated in highschool 0
#72 - I have to return some video tapes.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2013 on Role Model of the Year 0
User avatar #73 - osimonmagus (06/09/2013) [-]
Can you take my midget porn back for me? It's about 55 months overdue. If you could pick up the fine too...I'll totally pay you back.
#70 - Do I really have to find a posh accent example?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2013 on Role Model of the Year 0
User avatar #71 - osimonmagus (06/09/2013) [-]
I watched the video and he didn't sound strange at all..
#72 - triggathepirate (06/09/2013) [-]
I have to return some video tapes.
User avatar #73 - osimonmagus (06/09/2013) [-]
Can you take my midget porn back for me? It's about 55 months overdue. If you could pick up the fine too...I'll totally pay you back.
#74 - Jewish black women. 06/09/2013 on To every black comedian ever +4
#66 - I said posh. That's just a reaction image.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/09/2013 on Role Model of the Year 0
User avatar #67 - osimonmagus (06/09/2013) [-]
poh?
#70 - triggathepirate (06/09/2013) [-]
Do I really have to find a posh accent example?
User avatar #71 - osimonmagus (06/09/2013) [-]
I watched the video and he didn't sound strange at all..
#72 - triggathepirate (06/09/2013) [-]
I have to return some video tapes.
User avatar #73 - osimonmagus (06/09/2013) [-]
Can you take my midget porn back for me? It's about 55 months overdue. If you could pick up the fine too...I'll totally pay you back.
#55 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 06/09/2013 on Role Model of the Year +5
User avatar #56 - osimonmagus (06/09/2013) [-]
But, Simon is a fucking prick...
User avatar #66 - triggathepirate (06/09/2013) [-]
I said posh. That's just a reaction image.
User avatar #67 - osimonmagus (06/09/2013) [-]
poh?
#70 - triggathepirate (06/09/2013) [-]
Do I really have to find a posh accent example?
User avatar #71 - osimonmagus (06/09/2013) [-]
I watched the video and he didn't sound strange at all..
#72 - triggathepirate (06/09/2013) [-]
I have to return some video tapes.
User avatar #73 - osimonmagus (06/09/2013) [-]
Can you take my midget porn back for me? It's about 55 months overdue. If you could pick up the fine too...I'll totally pay you back.
#51 - You do now.  [+] (9 new replies) 06/09/2013 on Role Model of the Year 0
User avatar #54 - osimonmagus (06/09/2013) [-]
Like a white prick?
#55 - triggathepirate (06/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #56 - osimonmagus (06/09/2013) [-]
But, Simon is a fucking prick...
User avatar #66 - triggathepirate (06/09/2013) [-]
I said posh. That's just a reaction image.
User avatar #67 - osimonmagus (06/09/2013) [-]
poh?
#70 - triggathepirate (06/09/2013) [-]
Do I really have to find a posh accent example?
User avatar #71 - osimonmagus (06/09/2013) [-]
I watched the video and he didn't sound strange at all..
#72 - triggathepirate (06/09/2013) [-]
I have to return some video tapes.
User avatar #73 - osimonmagus (06/09/2013) [-]
Can you take my midget porn back for me? It's about 55 months overdue. If you could pick up the fine too...I'll totally pay you back.
#66 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/09/2013 on Steam 0
#67 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (06/09/2013) [-]
You sure do reply to my comments a lot.
#68 - triggathepirate (06/09/2013) [-]
Nah I haven't stalked ye here in a while now.
#69 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh.
#20 - Get chur facts straight 06/09/2013 on Wouldn't do much good in an... +3
#53 - Picture 06/09/2013 on boo 0
#40 - Imagine if you didn't know what chief keef sounds like and he'…  [+] (12 new replies) 06/09/2013 on Role Model of the Year +8
User avatar #111 - icecreamonnips (06/09/2013) [-]
OBLA, BANG BANG
User avatar #48 - osimonmagus (06/09/2013) [-]
I don't know what he sounds like.
#51 - triggathepirate (06/09/2013) [-]
You do now.
User avatar #54 - osimonmagus (06/09/2013) [-]
Like a white prick?
#55 - triggathepirate (06/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #56 - osimonmagus (06/09/2013) [-]
But, Simon is a fucking prick...
User avatar #66 - triggathepirate (06/09/2013) [-]
I said posh. That's just a reaction image.
User avatar #67 - osimonmagus (06/09/2013) [-]
poh?
#70 - triggathepirate (06/09/2013) [-]
Do I really have to find a posh accent example?
User avatar #71 - osimonmagus (06/09/2013) [-]
I watched the video and he didn't sound strange at all..
#72 - triggathepirate (06/09/2013) [-]
I have to return some video tapes.
User avatar #73 - osimonmagus (06/09/2013) [-]
Can you take my midget porn back for me? It's about 55 months overdue. If you could pick up the fine too...I'll totally pay you back.
#27 - I'd probably get bored with all my choices after a while. I'd … 06/09/2013 on save points +1
#102 - Did the picture load slow for anyone else and expect morgan freeman? 06/09/2013 on Lions do not concern... -1
#101 - This... 06/09/2013 on the night sky 0
#237 - >don't like em >Fight em  [+] (2 new replies) 06/09/2013 on Tell them apart +7
User avatar #308 - warzon (06/09/2013) [-]
Damn straight.
User avatar #270 - blacklightsun (06/09/2013) [-]
Boy, that escalated quickly.png
#101 - Picture 06/08/2013 on Sweet Dreams 0
#99 - You're trying to get those thumbs? Goddam phony. 06/08/2013 on Sweet Dreams -3
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#113 - polepel (18 hours ago) [-]
sully is now
#112 - anonymous (09/13/2014) [-]
TOY IS TICKLE YOU'RE ASS!!!!! RUN RUN RUN!!!!
#110 - fggtshy (11/22/2013) [-]
I had an ass burger. It was tasty. Like you, babe.
#111 to #110 - triggathepirate (11/23/2013) [-]
My nizzle.
My nizzle.
#107 - trivdiego (10/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#109 to #108 - trivdiego (10/27/2013) [-]
fancy livin
User avatar #104 - implosay (09/02/2013) [-]
Dude, delete your comment. OP stickied you and you're getting thumbed down to oblivion. Or go down with your post. Then I salute you.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4768214/Ass+hats/73#73
#105 to #104 - triggathepirate (09/02/2013) [-]
Oh no. I won't be doing that. I've long since hatched a lengthy scheme for his treachery. Never you mind that.
Oh no. I won't be doing that. I've long since hatched a lengthy scheme for his treachery. Never you mind that.
#101 - lanfear (08/22/2013) [-]
Because OP delivers.

bare with me, I suck with people and skin tones
User avatar #103 to #102 - lanfear (08/22/2013) [-]
LIke it I take? Haha I wasn't quite sure what to do, i have only seen very little of the show. . . its on my list of stuff to watch though, . .
#98 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
TOY IS TICKLE YOU'RE ASS!!!!! RUN RUN RUN!!!!
#99 to #98 - triggathepirate (08/15/2013) [-]
Haven't we been over this?
#100 to #99 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #95 - RevengeNL (07/25/2013) [-]
Hai, can I maybe have some of your FJ points for the item game?
Let me know, thanks
User avatar #97 to #96 - RevengeNL (07/25/2013) [-]
hue hue hueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#76 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #123 at The Ellen View ** Give me some reaction images or I'll **** you up, mate.
#77 to #76 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Aye? Now how might ye be makin that come te pass? Ye filthy little sweaty dwemer imp?
#78 to #77 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #446120 at Pokemon ** HECTOR BARBOSSA
#79 to #78 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
The very same.
The very same.
#80 to #79 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2884005 at Friendly ** I'm disinclined to acquiesce your request. Means no.
#81 to #80 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
On yer way now, halfling...
#82 to #81 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #208 at Assrapehole ** kid im 6'4" 200 lbs I play football I reck ur bitch ass my gf is supermodel nice tits I **** her everyday ur a virgun ****** go pick some cotton id reck ur ****
#83 to #82 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
How the 						****					 does everyone know i'm brown...?
How the **** does everyone know i'm brown...?
#84 to #83 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at I have to draw you ** You were going to anyway.
#85 to #84 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Going to what?
Going to what?
#86 to #85 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2980652 at Friendly ** Use it.
#88 to #87 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #5180714 at Furries ** Jack: That's very good. May I use that?
Angelica: You were going to anyway.
#90 to #88 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
AND 						****					. I'M FALLING FOR YOUR TRAPS!
AND **** . I'M FALLING FOR YOUR TRAPS!
#89 to #88 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Is that the next line? I try not to obsess over the movies like some, Trying not to slide down fandom slope.
Is that the next line? I try not to obsess over the movies like some, Trying not to slide down fandom slope.
#91 to #89 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at getting a game pre-ordered ** Le Captain Jack Sparrow face
User avatar #72 - fuckingtrolls (07/08/2013) [-]
tfw
User avatar #73 to #72 - triggathepirate (07/13/2013) [-]
Hey man... I still want the source on that ice cream gif.
User avatar #74 to #73 - fuckingtrolls (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah me too
User avatar #70 - holeymoley (04/13/2013) [-]
Do you know how you did a double comment?
#71 to #70 - triggathepirate (04/13/2013) [-]
No ******* clue.
But this is the second time it's happened.
#68 - aerosol (03/25/2013) [-]
I noticed earlier that you mentioned being black( or at least, not white) in the comment section. I admire your courage.
I don't think I could do that if my life depended on it
User avatar #67 - triggathepirate (02/03/2013) [-]
Just in case I get flamed this right her is chekov's gun.
that was a joke, I wanted a simple explanation for someone who didn't know what it was.
And see if the definition was bias.
#65 - lewayout (12/11/2012) [-]
Hello. i am here to tell you there is a way out. There is a taint on the website. A taint called 4chan. This "4chan" is a website without morals. Where women and blacks are discriminated, in a manner similar to that which they suffered 100 years ago. It is a website where cretins masturbate to images of naked Oriental girls being brutally rapped. It is a website where god's love does not shine. We have a word for websites such as 4chan: Cancer. Indeed, the word does the site justice, as not only does it corrupt the minds of those who view it, but it also corrupts the minds of sister sites such as this one. Funnyjunk was a good site. Funnyjunk could be a good site again. Except for one thing. 4chan. As long as the blight known as 4chan exists, this site, Funnyjunk, can never be PURE. You can see the most obvious of the taints. The 4chan channel. This is the channel through which the evil that is 4chan spews. Therefore, the first step to redeeming this site would be to get rid of that channel. Unfortunately, the taint runs deeper than that. The taint has spread to some of the hearts of the users. It will not be easy to remove the taint. It could prove impossible. Fortunately, there is a way out. The way out has been deemed numerous times by 4chan a "faggot" site in a attempt to ensure that no users seek to repentance there. That site is called 9gag. Seek repentance there, i beg of you, and help stop the menace that is 4chan.
User avatar #63 - heyyyyyy (12/02/2012) [-]
**heyyyyyy rolls 56** I'm going to make a wild guess and say your name is Travis?
#64 to #63 - triggathepirate (12/02/2012) [-]
Motherfu-   
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.   
Here's the kicker though.   
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
Motherfu-
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.
Here's the kicker though.
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
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User avatar #61 - mandatorytrolling (10/17/2012) [-]
Some old posts you've found.
User avatar #58 - garaichu (09/05/2012) [-]
I get that, phobias suck like nothing else.
(Replied here what with your reluctance to go back to the thread :V)
#57 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
Stare at the mutilated dick..
Stare at the mutilated dick..
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