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Steam Profile: Trigga45(The Pirate)
Interests: You really don't want to know
Date Signed Up:12/11/2011
Last Login:5/26/2014
Location:Philly PA
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I'm bistre and I don't like star-nosed moles. I've robbed a few people on a canoe in the Schuylkill.
What else do you need to know about me?

latest user's comments

#73 - The best kind of clever. 11/18/2013 on I'm Blue 0
#132 - Ever have a stranger run a few miles just to sensually touch y… 11/18/2013 on TFW getting a mention 0
#126 - What have you done. He's coming!  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2013 on TFW getting a mention +1
User avatar #128 - theincorrigibleone (11/18/2013) [-]
I would hope so.
I have invoked the mightiest of summoning rituals in order to bring him here.
#268 - include (12/13/2013) [-]
Thanks for mentioning me, sorry I replied late I've been gone for 1 and a half month. I must have missed a lot on FJ.

Oh a triggathepirate thanks for your gif. I love that movie.
User avatar #269 - triggathepirate (12/14/2013) [-]
I just got on in about a week. So. Aye me too I guess.
#123 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2013 on TFW getting a mention 0
#130 - fabulouslypink (11/18/2013) [-]
Dude the whole scene with Pitch trying to recruit Jack is shippy as fuck idek. Like why you gotta do the thing with the statue, that's really the shippy part. Everything else could just be understanding of what it's like not to be believed in. But "see what we can make...together?" translates directly to "See what we can make...in bed?"
#134 - triggathepirate (11/18/2013) [-]
Look, lad, lass?

This here. Gah Goddamn it I'm in no position to judge considering what I do in spare time.

Have your scandalous, Ship just keep it away from my waters, savvy?
#121 - plx no.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/18/2013 on TFW getting a mention 0
#122 - fabulouslypink (11/18/2013) [-]
I only wish I could not. But srs it's like they want me to ship it.
#123 - triggathepirate (11/18/2013) [-]
#130 - fabulouslypink (11/18/2013) [-]
Dude the whole scene with Pitch trying to recruit Jack is shippy as fuck idek. Like why you gotta do the thing with the statue, that's really the shippy part. Everything else could just be understanding of what it's like not to be believed in. But "see what we can make...together?" translates directly to "See what we can make...in bed?"
#134 - triggathepirate (11/18/2013) [-]
Look, lad, lass?

This here. Gah Goddamn it I'm in no position to judge considering what I do in spare time.

Have your scandalous, Ship just keep it away from my waters, savvy?
#115 - One of these... Is mirrored. Shouldn't one of those sides have…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2013 on TFW getting a mention 0
User avatar #117 - silentgascloud (11/18/2013) [-]
it should be on his right side.
#116 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
#113 - That name doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/18/2013 on TFW getting a mention 0
#114 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
#115 - triggathepirate (11/18/2013) [-]
One of these... Is mirrored. Shouldn't one of those sides have like a weird skull on it?
User avatar #117 - silentgascloud (11/18/2013) [-]
it should be on his right side.
#116 - jaergerjaquez has deleted their comment.
#106 - Well, you've got two now. 11/18/2013 on TFW getting a mention 0
#94 - How... 11/18/2013 on My game stops lagging +6
#103 - Anons can't mention. Mr.totallynot randomwanker  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2013 on TFW getting a mention 0
User avatar #105 - randomwanker (11/18/2013) [-]
that's the joke
#106 - triggathepirate (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, you've got two now.
#99 - Nonsense. My time is being wasted without any alteration of an… 11/18/2013 on TFW getting a mention +1
#98 - Makes me wish I was a goat almost. 11/18/2013 on TFW getting a mention +1
#32 - U need to go to the hospitu 11/18/2013 on how do i arm? +1
#95 - Rise of the Guardians. Good film. Honestly though, no more…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2013 on TFW getting a mention +2
#96 - sorindethmen (11/18/2013) [-]
thank you vary much . ya i know but i'm lazy. sorry for wasting you time
User avatar #99 - triggathepirate (11/18/2013) [-]
Nonsense. My time is being wasted without any alteration of anyone else's requests.
#89 - TFW when you never went fishing with your old man. Or lear… 11/18/2013 on faking cant wreck ya 0
#30 - I'll have one... Last fight. By god.... 11/18/2013 on Not without a fight +5
#101 - Cause dey shoot ************* without any questions?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2013 on Didnt think that one all... +1
User avatar #150 - bananakings (11/18/2013) [-]
Well, if you broke into the oval office you would likely be shot on sight.
#84 - Lag can be good depending on the game.  [+] (10 new replies) 11/18/2013 on My game stops lagging +21
#153 - minutes (11/18/2013) [-]
Well it's posted in lol-channel so. In lol lags always suck for the team that has them
#129 - Bacula (11/18/2013) [-]
#99 - reaperslayer (11/18/2013) [-]
sauce??
#100 - triggathepirate (11/18/2013) [-]
Team Fortress 2.
#104 - schneidend (11/18/2013) [-]
I think he meant what video of Team Fortress 2 it's from.
#105 - triggathepirate (11/18/2013) [-]
Did'e now?
#106 - schneidend (11/18/2013) [-]
...I don't think you're using that meme correctly.
#107 - triggathepirate (11/18/2013) [-]
Damn.
User avatar #158 - zerokiller (11/18/2013) [-]
That is sexually oblivious rhino, or something like that, you use it when someone uses sexual innuendo, and pretend it went over your head.
Example: Girl: I am so wet right now,
Rhino: Oh no, did you spill your drink? You want me to get a paper towel?
User avatar #193 - reaperslayer (11/18/2013) [-]
anyone plan on telling me what vid that is? TeamFortStar - Pink Shirt
#83 - I tried to draw a sircool for the helmet on masdercheef, but I…  [+] (13 new replies) 11/18/2013 on TFW getting a mention +27
#266 - nuclearderp (11/18/2013) [-]
You called?
#267 - triggathepirate (11/18/2013) [-]
Aye.
Did we make it to frontpage? I must have missed it.
#234 - blazeisbestcat (11/18/2013) [-]
And then blazeisbestcat saved the day yaaaay.
#144 - anonymous (11/18/2013) [-]
I read pivotmasterdm and instantly was instantly reminded of my middle school stick figure animations.
god damn, the years.
#133 - mance (11/18/2013) [-]
That's the best mass mention I've ever seen, even if it doesn't make sense. It made me laugh like a retarded seal for a few minutes.
Deleted my previous comment cause I used the wrong picture...
#119 - mance has deleted their comment.
#102 - adu (11/18/2013) [-]
What the fuck am I reading.
#92 - swordmasterredman (11/18/2013) [-]
#89 - ragingcalm (11/18/2013) [-]
Well I was mentioned but
#88 - zzitro (11/18/2013) [-]
#86 - TopDawg (11/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #85 - masdercheef (11/18/2013) [-]
You sneaky, creative motherfucker.
User avatar #84 - brokentrucker (11/18/2013) [-]
gorsh
#65 - I'm aware. It seemed like you ignored the fact I do as well.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/18/2013 on That's odd +1
#67 - adu (11/18/2013) [-]
...I like One Piece.

It's a reference to this video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPzxHWre4M8
#447 - Yo bro what happen to eeim? He tried to freestyle battle w… 11/18/2013 on So true 0
#446 - I know i'm not nearly the first man in history to think that m… 11/18/2013 on So true 0
#62 - You best believe you aren't telling me about One Piece.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/18/2013 on That's odd +1
#63 - adu (11/18/2013) [-]
...I like One Piece.
#65 - triggathepirate (11/18/2013) [-]
I'm aware.
It seemed like you ignored the fact I do as well.
#67 - adu (11/18/2013) [-]
...I like One Piece.

It's a reference to this video: www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPzxHWre4M8
#429 - Better them than m y personal kinks and unusual fetishes b… 11/18/2013 on Many grown men will cry... 0
#437 - Ight damn, I ain't never said I was in no rush. I Just don…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/18/2013 on So true 0
User avatar #444 - landerp (11/18/2013) [-]
Well when you finally get around to it dont fuck it up or youll wind up looking like this nigga i.imgur.com/z9CDp.jpg
User avatar #447 - triggathepirate (11/18/2013) [-]
Yo bro what happen to eeim?
He tried to freestyle battle with busta rhymes didn't he?
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#110 - fggtshy (11/22/2013) [-]
I had an ass burger. It was tasty. Like you, babe.
#111 to #110 - triggathepirate (11/23/2013) [-]
My nizzle.
My nizzle.
#107 - trivdiego (10/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#109 to #108 - trivdiego (10/27/2013) [-]
fancy livin
User avatar #104 - implosay (09/02/2013) [-]
Dude, delete your comment. OP stickied you and you're getting thumbed down to oblivion. Or go down with your post. Then I salute you.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4768214/Ass+hats/73#73
#105 to #104 - triggathepirate (09/02/2013) [-]
Oh no. I won't be doing that. I've long since hatched a lengthy scheme for his treachery. Never you mind that.
Oh no. I won't be doing that. I've long since hatched a lengthy scheme for his treachery. Never you mind that.
#101 - lanfear (08/22/2013) [-]
Because OP delivers.

bare with me, I suck with people and skin tones
User avatar #103 to #102 - lanfear (08/22/2013) [-]
LIke it I take? Haha I wasn't quite sure what to do, i have only seen very little of the show. . . its on my list of stuff to watch though, . .
#98 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
TOY IS TICKLE YOU'RE ASS!!!!! RUN RUN RUN!!!!
#99 to #98 - triggathepirate (08/15/2013) [-]
Haven't we been over this?
#100 to #99 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #95 - RevengeNL (07/25/2013) [-]
Hai, can I maybe have some of your FJ points for the item game?
Let me know, thanks
User avatar #97 to #96 - RevengeNL (07/25/2013) [-]
hue hue hueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#76 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #123 at The Ellen View ** Give me some reaction images or I'll **** you up, mate.
#77 to #76 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Aye? Now how might ye be makin that come te pass? Ye filthy little sweaty dwemer imp?
#78 to #77 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #446120 at Pokemon ** HECTOR BARBOSSA
#79 to #78 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
The very same.
The very same.
#80 to #79 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2884005 at Friendly ** I'm disinclined to acquiesce your request. Means no.
#81 to #80 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
On yer way now, halfling...
#82 to #81 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #208 at Assrapehole ** kid im 6'4" 200 lbs I play football I reck ur bitch ass my gf is supermodel nice tits I **** her everyday ur a virgun ****** go pick some cotton id reck ur ****
#83 to #82 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
How the 						****					 does everyone know i'm brown...?
How the **** does everyone know i'm brown...?
#84 to #83 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at I have to draw you ** You were going to anyway.
#85 to #84 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Going to what?
Going to what?
#86 to #85 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2980652 at Friendly ** Use it.
#88 to #87 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #5180714 at Furries ** Jack: That's very good. May I use that?
Angelica: You were going to anyway.
#90 to #88 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
AND 						****					. I'M FALLING FOR YOUR TRAPS!
AND **** . I'M FALLING FOR YOUR TRAPS!
#89 to #88 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Is that the next line? I try not to obsess over the movies like some, Trying not to slide down fandom slope.
Is that the next line? I try not to obsess over the movies like some, Trying not to slide down fandom slope.
#91 to #89 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at getting a game pre-ordered ** Le Captain Jack Sparrow face
User avatar #72 - fuckingtrolls (07/08/2013) [-]
tfw
User avatar #73 to #72 - triggathepirate (07/13/2013) [-]
Hey man... I still want the source on that ice cream gif.
User avatar #74 to #73 - fuckingtrolls (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah me too
User avatar #70 - holeymoley (04/13/2013) [-]
Do you know how you did a double comment?
#71 to #70 - triggathepirate (04/13/2013) [-]
No ******* clue.
But this is the second time it's happened.
#68 - aerosol (03/25/2013) [-]
I noticed earlier that you mentioned being black( or at least, not white) in the comment section. I admire your courage.
I don't think I could do that if my life depended on it
User avatar #67 - triggathepirate (02/03/2013) [-]
Just in case I get flamed this right her is chekov's gun.
that was a joke, I wanted a simple explanation for someone who didn't know what it was.
And see if the definition was bias.
#65 - lewayout (12/11/2012) [-]
Hello. i am here to tell you there is a way out. There is a taint on the website. A taint called 4chan. This "4chan" is a website without morals. Where women and blacks are discriminated, in a manner similar to that which they suffered 100 years ago. It is a website where cretins masturbate to images of naked Oriental girls being brutally rapped. It is a website where god's love does not shine. We have a word for websites such as 4chan: Cancer. Indeed, the word does the site justice, as not only does it corrupt the minds of those who view it, but it also corrupts the minds of sister sites such as this one. Funnyjunk was a good site. Funnyjunk could be a good site again. Except for one thing. 4chan. As long as the blight known as 4chan exists, this site, Funnyjunk, can never be PURE. You can see the most obvious of the taints. The 4chan channel. This is the channel through which the evil that is 4chan spews. Therefore, the first step to redeeming this site would be to get rid of that channel. Unfortunately, the taint runs deeper than that. The taint has spread to some of the hearts of the users. It will not be easy to remove the taint. It could prove impossible. Fortunately, there is a way out. The way out has been deemed numerous times by 4chan a "faggot" site in a attempt to ensure that no users seek to repentance there. That site is called 9gag. Seek repentance there, i beg of you, and help stop the menace that is 4chan.
User avatar #63 - heyyyyyy (12/02/2012) [-]
**heyyyyyy rolls 56** I'm going to make a wild guess and say your name is Travis?
#64 to #63 - triggathepirate (12/02/2012) [-]
Motherfu-   
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.   
Here's the kicker though.   
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
Motherfu-
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.
Here's the kicker though.
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
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User avatar #61 - mandatorytrolling (10/17/2012) [-]
Some old posts you've found.
User avatar #58 - garaichu (09/05/2012) [-]
I get that, phobias suck like nothing else.
(Replied here what with your reluctance to go back to the thread :V)
#57 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
Stare at the mutilated dick..
Stare at the mutilated dick..
User avatar #54 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 458**
User avatar #52 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 989**
User avatar #55 to #52 - instakill (08/08/2012) [-]
**instakill rolls 80** plus this
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