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Date Signed Up:12/11/2011
Last Login:5/26/2014
Location:Philly PA
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I'm bistre and I don't like star-nosed moles. I've robbed a few people on a canoe in the Schuylkill.
What else do you need to know about me?

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#783 - Wow, this will be good. I have been using haiku. I gue…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/25/2013 on can't catch me 0
#792 - yourmomfapping (06/25/2013) [-]
that's good. too good ? who are you ?
User avatar #796 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
Did you just realize?
Dear god man, step up your game.
You can try next time.
User avatar #811 - yourmomfapping (06/25/2013) [-]
good sir. yes i must step up my game.
but i guess this is end of line for our little talk.
and this is not a haiku, because i'm not good at stuff like that.
User avatar #825 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]

What is this nonsense?
Anyone can do haiku!
Well, brad pitt cannot.
User avatar #851 - yourmomfapping (06/25/2013) [-]
you must be right
but you forgot somthing
Brad pitt is spelled Brad pitt
User avatar #860 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
What did you correct?
Oh, right, a capital B.
Isn't P as well?

User avatar #918 - yourmomfapping (06/25/2013) [-]
no it's not
just looked it up
and it said: Brad pitt
User avatar #928 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
It's a simple thing.
five seven five is the key.
Syllables, okay?
User avatar #932 - yourmomfapping (06/25/2013) [-]
but you write with four words instead of five ?
User avatar #947 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
Syllables not words.
Gotta sound it out okay?
five seven five, eh?
User avatar #921 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
Hang on a second.
HA, are you trying it now?
it's a bit off though...
#773 - "shut up" you tell me? Who do you think I am? …  [+] (7 new replies) 06/25/2013 on can't catch me 0
#785 - pinkpicklepenis (06/25/2013) [-]
NO no no. I ment "chut up" ..... Hey? where'd you go!?!?
User avatar #788 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
Sorry about that.
I was in a haiku fight.
I had the wrong man.
#794 - pinkpicklepenis (06/25/2013) [-]
Its all good i understand. happens to me all the time.
User avatar #808 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
It does, well well well.
How would you care for a duel?
Yes, wit against wit.
#812 - pinkpicklepenis (06/25/2013) [-]
Oh that would be most pleasent!
User avatar #844 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
I have changed my mind.
I have contracted sadness.
My muse has gone flat.
#878 - pinkpicklepenis (06/25/2013) [-]
It's okay my good fellow i had trouble navigating through the comments to reach this conversation anyways.
#767 - Gah, you insult me. I'll tell you who doesn't know. Sp…  [+] (13 new replies) 06/25/2013 on can't catch me 0
User avatar #776 - yourmomfapping (06/25/2013) [-]
you sure ? what if i told you that i knew it was me ?
User avatar #783 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
Wow, this will be good.
I have been using haiku.
I guess you knew that?
#792 - yourmomfapping (06/25/2013) [-]
that's good. too good ? who are you ?
User avatar #796 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
Did you just realize?
Dear god man, step up your game.
You can try next time.
User avatar #811 - yourmomfapping (06/25/2013) [-]
good sir. yes i must step up my game.
but i guess this is end of line for our little talk.
and this is not a haiku, because i'm not good at stuff like that.
User avatar #825 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]

What is this nonsense?
Anyone can do haiku!
Well, brad pitt cannot.
User avatar #851 - yourmomfapping (06/25/2013) [-]
you must be right
but you forgot somthing
Brad pitt is spelled Brad pitt
User avatar #860 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
What did you correct?
Oh, right, a capital B.
Isn't P as well?

User avatar #918 - yourmomfapping (06/25/2013) [-]
no it's not
just looked it up
and it said: Brad pitt
User avatar #928 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
It's a simple thing.
five seven five is the key.
Syllables, okay?
User avatar #932 - yourmomfapping (06/25/2013) [-]
but you write with four words instead of five ?
User avatar #947 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
Syllables not words.
Gotta sound it out okay?
five seven five, eh?
User avatar #921 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
Hang on a second.
HA, are you trying it now?
it's a bit off though...
#757 - You're not catching on. I believed you would get it. O…  [+] (15 new replies) 06/25/2013 on can't catch me 0
User avatar #761 - yourmomfapping (06/25/2013) [-]
who knows ?
User avatar #767 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
Gah, you insult me.
I'll tell you who doesn't know.
Spoiler: It's you.
User avatar #776 - yourmomfapping (06/25/2013) [-]
you sure ? what if i told you that i knew it was me ?
User avatar #783 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
Wow, this will be good.
I have been using haiku.
I guess you knew that?
#792 - yourmomfapping (06/25/2013) [-]
that's good. too good ? who are you ?
User avatar #796 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
Did you just realize?
Dear god man, step up your game.
You can try next time.
User avatar #811 - yourmomfapping (06/25/2013) [-]
good sir. yes i must step up my game.
but i guess this is end of line for our little talk.
and this is not a haiku, because i'm not good at stuff like that.
User avatar #825 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]

What is this nonsense?
Anyone can do haiku!
Well, brad pitt cannot.
User avatar #851 - yourmomfapping (06/25/2013) [-]
you must be right
but you forgot somthing
Brad pitt is spelled Brad pitt
User avatar #860 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
What did you correct?
Oh, right, a capital B.
Isn't P as well?

User avatar #918 - yourmomfapping (06/25/2013) [-]
no it's not
just looked it up
and it said: Brad pitt
User avatar #928 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
It's a simple thing.
five seven five is the key.
Syllables, okay?
User avatar #932 - yourmomfapping (06/25/2013) [-]
but you write with four words instead of five ?
User avatar #947 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
Syllables not words.
Gotta sound it out okay?
five seven five, eh?
User avatar #921 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
Hang on a second.
HA, are you trying it now?
it's a bit off though...
#741 - You can try to flee. I'm not sure he'll just give up. …  [+] (17 new replies) 06/25/2013 on can't catch me 0
User avatar #749 - yourmomfapping (06/25/2013) [-]
i hope he will make it quick
User avatar #757 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
You're not catching on.
I believed you would get it.
Or maybe you did...
User avatar #761 - yourmomfapping (06/25/2013) [-]
who knows ?
User avatar #767 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
Gah, you insult me.
I'll tell you who doesn't know.
Spoiler: It's you.
User avatar #776 - yourmomfapping (06/25/2013) [-]
you sure ? what if i told you that i knew it was me ?
User avatar #783 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
Wow, this will be good.
I have been using haiku.
I guess you knew that?
#792 - yourmomfapping (06/25/2013) [-]
that's good. too good ? who are you ?
User avatar #796 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
Did you just realize?
Dear god man, step up your game.
You can try next time.
User avatar #811 - yourmomfapping (06/25/2013) [-]
good sir. yes i must step up my game.
but i guess this is end of line for our little talk.
and this is not a haiku, because i'm not good at stuff like that.
User avatar #825 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]

What is this nonsense?
Anyone can do haiku!
Well, brad pitt cannot.
User avatar #851 - yourmomfapping (06/25/2013) [-]
you must be right
but you forgot somthing
Brad pitt is spelled Brad pitt
User avatar #860 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
What did you correct?
Oh, right, a capital B.
Isn't P as well?

User avatar #918 - yourmomfapping (06/25/2013) [-]
no it's not
just looked it up
and it said: Brad pitt
User avatar #928 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
It's a simple thing.
five seven five is the key.
Syllables, okay?
User avatar #932 - yourmomfapping (06/25/2013) [-]
but you write with four words instead of five ?
User avatar #947 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
Syllables not words.
Gotta sound it out okay?
five seven five, eh?
User avatar #921 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
Hang on a second.
HA, are you trying it now?
it's a bit off though...
#733 - Slenderman isn't the main character... You are.  [+] (9 new replies) 06/25/2013 on can't catch me 0
#759 - pinkpicklepenis (06/25/2013) [-]
......chut up ......
User avatar #773 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
"shut up" you tell me?
Who do you think I am?
-Hang on..Where am I?
#785 - pinkpicklepenis (06/25/2013) [-]
NO no no. I ment "chut up" ..... Hey? where'd you go!?!?
User avatar #788 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
Sorry about that.
I was in a haiku fight.
I had the wrong man.
#794 - pinkpicklepenis (06/25/2013) [-]
Its all good i understand. happens to me all the time.
User avatar #808 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
It does, well well well.
How would you care for a duel?
Yes, wit against wit.
#812 - pinkpicklepenis (06/25/2013) [-]
Oh that would be most pleasent!
User avatar #844 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]
I have changed my mind.
I have contracted sadness.
My muse has gone flat.
#878 - pinkpicklepenis (06/25/2013) [-]
It's okay my good fellow i had trouble navigating through the comments to reach this conversation anyways.
#731 - Oh shiit, the black Edward Kenway! 06/25/2013 on can't catch me 0
#83 - Nick hoult is a noob? 06/25/2013 on Gamers can relate 0
#120 - You don't have it?! 06/25/2013 on MFW I see my friend trying... +1
#36 - Shameful lol  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2013 on I have no title for this. -3
#64 - killerblue (06/25/2013) [-]
Shamefur ror
#70 - Picture 06/25/2013 on The fine line between... 0
#88 - OOH new button!  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2013 on MFW I see my friend trying... +14
#90 - cosmicoverdose (06/25/2013) [-]
OH MAAAA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAWWDD
#120 - triggathepirate (06/25/2013) [-]

You don't have it?!
#41 - Picture 06/25/2013 on dat pun +2
#2 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 06/25/2013 on The Medic 0
#5 - anonymous Comment deleted by triggathepirate
#4 - awesomeduderino Comment deleted by triggathepirate
#205 - Did you make a reaction gif of yourself?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2013 on And that's the truth. 0
User avatar #214 - leotjynx (06/26/2013) [-]
No, It's from some video of a grown-ass man singing Call Me Maybe while cross-dressed but facing away, so they expect it to be a girl and he turns around and spooks them, it was that guys reaction, I liked it, so I saved the reaction.
#41 - I sang the song when I saw the title as the post loaded, but h… 06/24/2013 on Sooomewhere... Under the... +1
#39 - Naw this isn't really a new problem for me either... 06/24/2013 on living with cats +1
#37 - Would I be aroused if it were more socially accepted. I'm in a…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/24/2013 on living with cats +1
#38 - shadecrenshaw (06/24/2013) [-]
You kidding me?
#39 - triggathepirate (06/24/2013) [-]
Naw this isn't really a new problem for me either...
#103 - All that science homie. All this talk about acids and bacteria… 06/24/2013 on And that's the truth. +4
#101 - YES! THAT! 06/24/2013 on And that's the truth. 0
#177 - Chainsaw massacre  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2013 on Science of the week #25 +1
#181 - jakeattack (06/24/2013) [-]
Thanks!
#169 - The upholstery is coated in it.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/24/2013 on Science of the week #25 0
#170 - jakeattack (06/24/2013) [-]
Hue hue no realy I'm curious where is that from?
User avatar #177 - triggathepirate (06/24/2013) [-]
Chainsaw massacre
#181 - jakeattack (06/24/2013) [-]
Thanks!
#139 - **** peter. I was gonna shower today. 06/24/2013 on Faith in Humanity... 0
#138 - Leveled my one handed. Got my blades, what do I do now? 06/24/2013 on Faith in Humanity... 0
#61 - NO! that one smelly smell when the rain touches the earth. Or …  [+] (6 new replies) 06/24/2013 on And that's the truth. +5
User avatar #97 - kaycie (06/24/2013) [-]
its petrichor
#101 - triggathepirate (06/24/2013) [-]
YES! THAT!
#95 - decoyoctopus (06/24/2013) [-]
The smell you are most likely referring to would be the acidic element in the rain...Caused by pollution, you usually only smell it in town or city rain...
although if you are referring to one of the more pleasant rain smells, the one we often notice in the woods, it is actually caused by bacteria! Actinomycetes, a type of filamentous bacteria, grow in soil when conditions are damp and warm. When the soil dries out, the bacteria produces spores in the soil. The wetness and force of rainfall kick these tiny spores up into the air where the moisture after a rain acts as an aerosol (just like an aerosol air freshener). The moist air easily carries the spores to us so we breathe them in. These spores have a distinctive, earthy smell we often associate with rainfall. The bacteria is extremely common and can be found in areas all over the world, which accounts for the universality of this sweet "after-the-rain" smell. Since the bacteria thrives in moist soil but releases the spores once the soil dries out, the smell is most acute after a rain that follows a dry spell, although you'll notice it to some degree after most rainstorms....
#103 - triggathepirate (06/24/2013) [-]
All that science homie. All this talk about acids and bacteria you make the scent sound like a bad thing.
User avatar #96 - capricore (06/24/2013) [-]
Well i fucking love that smell...
Also i love the smell of damp basements.

And i find that smell to be refreshing.
User avatar #63 - haunterbrony (06/24/2013) [-]
Hmm, not relly sure about that one.. scratch that, I have no clue. Nada.
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#110 - fggtshy (11/22/2013) [-]
I had an ass burger. It was tasty. Like you, babe.
#111 to #110 - triggathepirate (11/23/2013) [-]
My nizzle.
My nizzle.
#107 - trivdiego (10/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#109 to #108 - trivdiego (10/27/2013) [-]
fancy livin
User avatar #104 - implosay ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Dude, delete your comment. OP stickied you and you're getting thumbed down to oblivion. Or go down with your post. Then I salute you.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4768214/Ass+hats/73#73
#105 to #104 - triggathepirate (09/02/2013) [-]
Oh no. I won't be doing that. I've long since hatched a lengthy scheme for his treachery. Never you mind that.
Oh no. I won't be doing that. I've long since hatched a lengthy scheme for his treachery. Never you mind that.
#106 to #105 - implosay ONLINE (09/02/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#101 - lanfear (08/22/2013) [-]
Because OP delivers.

bare with me, I suck with people and skin tones
User avatar #103 to #102 - lanfear (08/22/2013) [-]
LIke it I take? Haha I wasn't quite sure what to do, i have only seen very little of the show. . . its on my list of stuff to watch though, . .
#98 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
TOY IS TICKLE YOU'RE ASS!!!!! RUN RUN RUN!!!!
#99 to #98 - triggathepirate (08/15/2013) [-]
Haven't we been over this?
#100 to #99 - anonymous (08/15/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #95 - RevengeNL (07/25/2013) [-]
Hai, can I maybe have some of your FJ points for the item game?
Let me know, thanks
User avatar #97 to #96 - RevengeNL (07/25/2013) [-]
hue hue hueeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#76 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #123 at The Ellen View ** Give me some reaction images or I'll **** you up, mate.
#77 to #76 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Aye? Now how might ye be makin that come te pass? Ye filthy little sweaty dwemer imp?
#78 to #77 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #446120 at Pokemon ** HECTOR BARBOSSA
#79 to #78 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
The very same.
The very same.
#80 to #79 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2884005 at Friendly ** I'm disinclined to acquiesce your request. Means no.
#81 to #80 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
On yer way now, halfling...
#82 to #81 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #208 at Assrapehole ** kid im 6'4" 200 lbs I play football I reck ur bitch ass my gf is supermodel nice tits I **** her everyday ur a virgun ****** go pick some cotton id reck ur ****
#83 to #82 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
How the 						****					 does everyone know i'm brown...?
How the **** does everyone know i'm brown...?
#84 to #83 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at I have to draw you ** You were going to anyway.
#85 to #84 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Going to what?
Going to what?
#86 to #85 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #2980652 at Friendly ** Use it.
#88 to #87 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #5180714 at Furries ** Jack: That's very good. May I use that?
Angelica: You were going to anyway.
#90 to #88 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
AND 						****					. I'M FALLING FOR YOUR TRAPS!
AND **** . I'M FALLING FOR YOUR TRAPS!
#89 to #88 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Is that the next line? I try not to obsess over the movies like some, Trying not to slide down fandom slope.
Is that the next line? I try not to obsess over the movies like some, Trying not to slide down fandom slope.
#91 to #89 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at getting a game pre-ordered ** Le Captain Jack Sparrow face
User avatar #72 - fuckingtrolls (07/08/2013) [-]
tfw
User avatar #73 to #72 - triggathepirate (07/13/2013) [-]
Hey man... I still want the source on that ice cream gif.
User avatar #74 to #73 - fuckingtrolls (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah me too
User avatar #70 - holeymoley (04/13/2013) [-]
Do you know how you did a double comment?
#71 to #70 - triggathepirate (04/13/2013) [-]
No ******* clue.
But this is the second time it's happened.
#68 - aerosol (03/25/2013) [-]
I noticed earlier that you mentioned being black( or at least, not white) in the comment section. I admire your courage.
I don't think I could do that if my life depended on it
User avatar #67 - triggathepirate (02/03/2013) [-]
Just in case I get flamed this right her is chekov's gun.
that was a joke, I wanted a simple explanation for someone who didn't know what it was.
And see if the definition was bias.
#65 - lewayout (12/11/2012) [-]
Hello. i am here to tell you there is a way out. There is a taint on the website. A taint called 4chan. This "4chan" is a website without morals. Where women and blacks are discriminated, in a manner similar to that which they suffered 100 years ago. It is a website where cretins masturbate to images of naked Oriental girls being brutally rapped. It is a website where god's love does not shine. We have a word for websites such as 4chan: Cancer. Indeed, the word does the site justice, as not only does it corrupt the minds of those who view it, but it also corrupts the minds of sister sites such as this one. Funnyjunk was a good site. Funnyjunk could be a good site again. Except for one thing. 4chan. As long as the blight known as 4chan exists, this site, Funnyjunk, can never be PURE. You can see the most obvious of the taints. The 4chan channel. This is the channel through which the evil that is 4chan spews. Therefore, the first step to redeeming this site would be to get rid of that channel. Unfortunately, the taint runs deeper than that. The taint has spread to some of the hearts of the users. It will not be easy to remove the taint. It could prove impossible. Fortunately, there is a way out. The way out has been deemed numerous times by 4chan a "faggot" site in a attempt to ensure that no users seek to repentance there. That site is called 9gag. Seek repentance there, i beg of you, and help stop the menace that is 4chan.
User avatar #63 - heyyyyyy (12/02/2012) [-]
**heyyyyyy rolls 56** I'm going to make a wild guess and say your name is Travis?
#64 to #63 - triggathepirate (12/02/2012) [-]
Motherfu-   
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.   
Here's the kicker though.   
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
Motherfu-
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.
Here's the kicker though.
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
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User avatar #61 - mandatorytrolling (10/17/2012) [-]
Some old posts you've found.
User avatar #58 - garaichu ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
I get that, phobias suck like nothing else.
(Replied here what with your reluctance to go back to the thread :V)
#57 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
Stare at the mutilated dick..
Stare at the mutilated dick..
User avatar #54 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 458**
User avatar #52 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
**fukkendragonite rolls 989**
User avatar #55 to #52 - instakill (08/08/2012) [-]
**instakill rolls 80** plus this
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