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Date Signed Up:12/11/2011
Last Login:5/26/2014
Location:Philly PA
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Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 128 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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I'm bistre and I don't like star-nosed moles. I've robbed a few people on a canoe in the Schuylkill.
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latest user's comments

#111 - EXTRA OIL AND MSG ! 12/04/2013 on Oh +1
#81 - Picture 12/04/2013 on Cats hate water? +2
#103 - I knew this was coming 12/04/2013 on Everytime I Try to Talk to... +2
#254 - Aye. 12/04/2013 on Me in a nutshell +1
#246 - I want to fight him. 12/04/2013 on Me in a nutshell +2
#245 - Captain... Will you be my therapist. There's so much …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/04/2013 on Me in a nutshell +1
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#249 - captainfuckitall (12/04/2013) [-]

You have desire, you have curiosity, you have determination, you have every single thing you need to maximize your potential and do something wonderful and great with your life if you only have the will to pursue it.

I said that everyone sees themselves as the protagonist to their own life, but I never said it was wrong. You ARE the hero of your own life and story, and it's up to you to decide what type of story and how interesting it is going to be. If someone created a Wiki about you, entirely about you and your hopes and dreams and secrets and traits and quirks and even things you didn't know about yourself...would you be proud of it? Would you look at it and feel a sense of ego knowing it was YOU? If not, why aren't you changing it? Life may seem big and scary at times, but it's inanimate and cannot move, YOU can. No matter how high a mountain is it cannot walk over you but you can climb every single one. That in itself should give you an idea of how much potential you really have and what you could achieve should you seek it.

You are what you try to be, nothing else, and you must sacrifice everything you are now in order to become everything you want to be. So do it, go out there, be a protagonist, be the person others look up to and admire, and so when you meet Mr.Caulfield, HE will be the one wanting to fight YOU
#254 - triggathepirate (12/04/2013) [-]
#244 - We're all fat ugly girls inside.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2013 on Me in a nutshell +1
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#277 - Alchemyst (12/09/2013) [-]
We're all inside fat ugly girls.

Because they ate us.
#62 - Ight i'll break this down for you. These questions mean a … 12/03/2013 on Everytime I Try to Talk to... +7
#73 - Tom goes to mayor and the Ricky gervais show. Both excell… 12/03/2013 on Niggers be niggering +1
#71 - My gif or his?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/03/2013 on Niggers be niggering 0
#72 - micekill (12/03/2013) [-]
#74 - atma (12/03/2013) [-]
triggathepirate's is from The Ricky Gervais Show
he can tell you what mine is from
#73 - triggathepirate (12/03/2013) [-]
Tom goes to mayor and the Ricky gervais show.
Both excellent watches.