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Gender: male
Steam Profile: Trigga45(The Pirate)
Interests: You really don't want to know
Date Signed Up:12/11/2011
Last Login:5/19/2013
Location:Philly PA
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Comment Ranking:#250
Highest Content Rank:#5269
Highest Comment Rank:#186
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I'm bistre and I don't like star-nosed moles. I've robbed a few people on a canoe in the Schuylkill.
What else do you need to know about me?

latest user's comments

#57 - I'm sorry this must be very confusing for you kama since it do…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Its nice outside today 0
User avatar #70 - princeofbrokensoul (05/12/2013) [-]
....k
#71 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
speak much to clearly to be someone with a broken soul especially if you leave you some type of constant the pyro looks very depressed maybe you should give him some want to eat
User avatar #72 - princeofbrokensoul (05/12/2013) [-]
maybe....
#74 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
no don't you maybe meet you feed him right now he looks very hungry and you're upsetting him and you're not giving him the nurture he needs and I'll come over there if I have to I got a baseball bat and its got your ass is name on it
User avatar #75 - princeofbrokensoul (05/12/2013) [-]
now that was a bit easier to understand nah hes fine.
#76 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
what you're not supposed to understand what I'm saying hold on what a mom thing that you can put a shin mark I'm a talk on a southern accent so you can understand what I'm saying I'm a talk with Bill Clinton finish it so you know Google closing quotation mark
User avatar #78 - princeofbrokensoul (05/12/2013) [-]
still understandable but its mostly just random things your saying you needs to put it better.
User avatar #79 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
you know I think its only messing up what I am Sam partially is because of my Ebonics it's like our Fingal X black people because it's looking like n**** what is you from West Philadelphia and I said um yeah in the way are you serious message yes sir in Google I'll be lonely don't take kindly to your parts around here
#82 - fuckinjunk (05/12/2013) [-]
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
#225 - Picture 05/12/2013 on MFW +2
#47 - I don't know about you guys but I take off under a lightning a…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Its nice outside today 0
User avatar #55 - bowiespoon (05/12/2013) [-]
Uh, what?
#57 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
I'm sorry this must be very confusing for you kama since it doesn't detect, something to say, I'm going to talking to Sean Connery voice also not going to post a link for you if you Country Club shirt for short notice to concrete what up shirt
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4584350/Have+you+seen+this+thing
User avatar #70 - princeofbrokensoul (05/12/2013) [-]
....k
#71 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
speak much to clearly to be someone with a broken soul especially if you leave you some type of constant the pyro looks very depressed maybe you should give him some want to eat
User avatar #72 - princeofbrokensoul (05/12/2013) [-]
maybe....
#74 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
no don't you maybe meet you feed him right now he looks very hungry and you're upsetting him and you're not giving him the nurture he needs and I'll come over there if I have to I got a baseball bat and its got your ass is name on it
User avatar #75 - princeofbrokensoul (05/12/2013) [-]
now that was a bit easier to understand nah hes fine.
#76 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
what you're not supposed to understand what I'm saying hold on what a mom thing that you can put a shin mark I'm a talk on a southern accent so you can understand what I'm saying I'm a talk with Bill Clinton finish it so you know Google closing quotation mark
User avatar #78 - princeofbrokensoul (05/12/2013) [-]
still understandable but its mostly just random things your saying you needs to put it better.
User avatar #79 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
you know I think its only messing up what I am Sam partially is because of my Ebonics it's like our Fingal X black people because it's looking like n**** what is you from West Philadelphia and I said um yeah in the way are you serious message yes sir in Google I'll be lonely don't take kindly to your parts around here
#82 - fuckinjunk (05/12/2013) [-]
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
#10 - hey Michael not my foot of name of the boat on tight well I 61…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Have you seen this thing? 0
#13 - nyeeeh (05/12/2013) [-]
Wait, what?
MY NAME IRL IS MICHAEL
#14 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
well you know what they say we're go for the bird first on his head whack off maybe you should a f*** with a black pirate you know I'm saying PDP they know things find again my golly in a Cell over to your house first
#24 - nyeeeh (05/12/2013) [-]
Ey man my broseph Leshanya gonna come ovah nock ya damn head off know wha im sayin
#37 - nock (05/12/2013) [-]
*knock
#38 - nyeeeh (05/12/2013) [-]
Shh
User avatar #26 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
HM what's your message haha brosef Bruce Coney a flash and you're not going s*** oh man I come over here I'll talk in a cockney accent I slept you to f****** sweaty ass fish and just got up the oven and its got missions Dash seasonings on it
#100 - I thought your name was clitoris at first I thought your icon … 05/12/2013 on Poke-Science 0
#7 - will you come over up for a baseball right at your head man im…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Have you seen this thing? 0
#8 - nyeeeh (05/12/2013) [-]
Yo man immuna call over my main man Tee Eff Wlliams, to knock your damn foot off
User avatar #10 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
hey Michael not my foot of name of the boat on tight well I 619 around you going to a bolt cutter get to Johns of you can call you man TF will TF will can get his head knocked off
#13 - nyeeeh (05/12/2013) [-]
Wait, what?
MY NAME IRL IS MICHAEL
#14 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
well you know what they say we're go for the bird first on his head whack off maybe you should a f*** with a black pirate you know I'm saying PDP they know things find again my golly in a Cell over to your house first
#24 - nyeeeh (05/12/2013) [-]
Ey man my broseph Leshanya gonna come ovah nock ya damn head off know wha im sayin
#37 - nock (05/12/2013) [-]
*knock
#38 - nyeeeh (05/12/2013) [-]
Shh
User avatar #26 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
HM what's your message haha brosef Bruce Coney a flash and you're not going s*** oh man I come over here I'll talk in a cockney accent I slept you to f****** sweaty ass fish and just got up the oven and its got missions Dash seasonings on it
#5 - no precious little symbol for dinner and maybe shes for Chrome… 05/12/2013 on Have you seen this thing? 0
#4 - I'm just trying to say down on me you just need to get this da… 05/12/2013 on Have you seen this thing? 0
#2 - very sorry to hear that be fun to see someone else using this …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Have you seen this thing? 0
User avatar #3 - vatra (05/12/2013) [-]
Is it on FJ mobile or something?
User avatar #11 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
I'm sorry to keep message to realize something I know how to use commas no I actually have to say,, do you know what I mean check this out,,,,, I don't know what I'm saying,, I see if it came out right
#5 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
no precious little symbol for dinner and maybe shes for Chrome I'm going on
#36 - hahaha 620 because it looks like sperm 05/12/2013 on Mixing 2 types of soap +1
#84 - you got the wrong idea Pal my grandma's fine its just mopped m… 05/12/2013 on Vastra -3
#80 - I can fit in both of your place is buddy don't you text me a c…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Vastra -3
#82 - vatra (05/12/2013) [-]
Your grammar syntax and usage hurt my brain.
#84 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
you got the wrong idea Pal my grandma's fine its just mopped my mice lying in my Ebonics that's coming up in that I don't think Google is very fond of of African Americans because of me doesn't like the way I speak so it doesn't come up right ob I'm going to post a link for you

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4584350/Have+you+seen+this+thing
#85 - do squirrels have like water for blood could you cut it open l…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Poke-Science 0
#110 - thekarmacharger (05/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #99 - climatus (05/12/2013) [-]
no u
User avatar #100 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
I thought your name was clitoris at first I thought your icon with a clitoris until I like saw that it was fence face get pink backgrounds publisher me a hospital bacon
#83 - had had had had had had had had had had had had had had had ha… 05/12/2013 on Poke-Science 0
#77 - what are you doing you can't use the same image from the same …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Vastra -2
#79 - vatra (05/12/2013) [-]
Sure I can, it fit in both places.
#80 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
I can fit in both of your place is buddy don't you text me a couple Lube right over there sitting in the corner of the room
#82 - vatra (05/12/2013) [-]
Your grammar syntax and usage hurt my brain.
#84 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
you got the wrong idea Pal my grandma's fine its just mopped my mice lying in my Ebonics that's coming up in that I don't think Google is very fond of of African Americans because of me doesn't like the way I speak so it doesn't come up right ob I'm going to post a link for you

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4584350/Have+you+seen+this+thing
#71 - you're afraid they were free unlock car door I snuck in a pop …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Vastra -3
#72 - vatra (05/12/2013) [-]
#77 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
what are you doing you can't use the same image from the same hour and shrimp ready to sing person its attached
#79 - vatra (05/12/2013) [-]
Sure I can, it fit in both places.
#80 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
I can fit in both of your place is buddy don't you text me a couple Lube right over there sitting in the corner of the room
#82 - vatra (05/12/2013) [-]
Your grammar syntax and usage hurt my brain.
#84 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
you got the wrong idea Pal my grandma's fine its just mopped my mice lying in my Ebonics that's coming up in that I don't think Google is very fond of of African Americans because of me doesn't like the way I speak so it doesn't come up right ob I'm going to post a link for you

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4584350/Have+you+seen+this+thing
#77 - this content just made me really f****** thirsty man actually … 05/12/2013 on Poke-Science 0
#68 - 109 simply blue screen of death a black pirate my operating sy…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Vastra -3
User avatar #70 - vatra (05/12/2013) [-]
I.. wait what?
#71 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
you're afraid they were free unlock car door I snuck in a pop the trunk to take out the plastic bags it called ShopRite and I told him you need to send me 8768 drums off of I cant believe its not butter in at least a pound and a half American cheese
#72 - vatra (05/12/2013) [-]
#77 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
what are you doing you can't use the same image from the same hour and shrimp ready to sing person its attached
#79 - vatra (05/12/2013) [-]
Sure I can, it fit in both places.
#80 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
I can fit in both of your place is buddy don't you text me a couple Lube right over there sitting in the corner of the room
#82 - vatra (05/12/2013) [-]
Your grammar syntax and usage hurt my brain.
#84 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
you got the wrong idea Pal my grandma's fine its just mopped my mice lying in my Ebonics that's coming up in that I don't think Google is very fond of of African Americans because of me doesn't like the way I speak so it doesn't come up right ob I'm going to post a link for you

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4584350/Have+you+seen+this+thing
#64 - um I'm going to go ahead and lie and say that I didn't write t… 05/12/2013 on Vastra -2
#62 - MFW I ever thought I saw my name as a content title.  [+] (11 new replies) 05/12/2013 on Vastra -2
#64 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
um I'm going to go ahead and lie and say that I didn't write that sentence I was using a little voice but have been playing around with it yup no no accident leave here stay away from you f****** grammar nazis always go to the stars in the sentence f*** f*** f***

DISCLAIMER, Though I may be an idiot i'm not schtupid. If you have that little button and haven't used it yet shame on you.
#63 - vatra (05/12/2013) [-]
What your actual reaction would be.
#68 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
109 simply blue screen of death a black pirate my operating system is a lot more perceptive than yours I got my vitamin C going on man um I actually just took some adderall or some kind of Christian up and snorted it so
User avatar #70 - vatra (05/12/2013) [-]
I.. wait what?
#71 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
you're afraid they were free unlock car door I snuck in a pop the trunk to take out the plastic bags it called ShopRite and I told him you need to send me 8768 drums off of I cant believe its not butter in at least a pound and a half American cheese
#72 - vatra (05/12/2013) [-]
#77 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
what are you doing you can't use the same image from the same hour and shrimp ready to sing person its attached
#79 - vatra (05/12/2013) [-]
Sure I can, it fit in both places.
#80 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
I can fit in both of your place is buddy don't you text me a couple Lube right over there sitting in the corner of the room
#82 - vatra (05/12/2013) [-]
Your grammar syntax and usage hurt my brain.
#84 - triggathepirate (05/12/2013) [-]
you got the wrong idea Pal my grandma's fine its just mopped my mice lying in my Ebonics that's coming up in that I don't think Google is very fond of of African Americans because of me doesn't like the way I speak so it doesn't come up right ob I'm going to post a link for you

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4584350/Have+you+seen+this+thing
#69 - I am the first person to yell out a window "I'm the black… 05/12/2013 on Follow your dreams +2
#255 - lol, Fuck I need that gif of the skeleton in the jet with him … 05/11/2013 on Nami has a certain kind of... 0
#51 - Masterwork. 05/11/2013 on You're retarded Timmy +9
#25 - MFW they didn't put Ghost Rider in that new marvel diablo clon… 05/11/2013 on Dolan +3
#1685 - Wot. 05/11/2013 on I would never 0
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User avatar #70 - holeymoley (04/13/2013) [-]
Do you know how you did a double comment?
#71 to #70 - triggathepirate (04/13/2013) [-]
No fucking clue.
But this is the second time it's happened.
#68 - aerosol (03/25/2013) [-]
I noticed earlier that you mentioned being black( or at least, not white) in the comment section. I admire your courage.
I don't think I could do that if my life depended on it
User avatar #67 - triggathepirate (02/03/2013) [-]
Just in case I get flamed this right her is chekov's gun.
that was a joke, I wanted a simple explanation for someone who didn't know what it was.
And see if the definition was bias.
#65 - lewayout (12/11/2012) [-]
Hello. i am here to tell you there is a way out. There is a taint on the website. A taint called 4chan. This "4chan" is a website without morals. Where women and blacks are discriminated, in a manner similar to that which they suffered 100 years ago. It is a website where cretins masturbate to images of naked Oriental girls being brutally rapped. It is a website where god's love does not shine. We have a word for websites such as 4chan: Cancer. Indeed, the word does the site justice, as not only does it corrupt the minds of those who view it, but it also corrupts the minds of sister sites such as this one. Funnyjunk was a good site. Funnyjunk could be a good site again. Except for one thing. 4chan. As long as the blight known as 4chan exists, this site, Funnyjunk, can never be PURE. You can see the most obvious of the taints. The 4chan channel. This is the channel through which the evil that is 4chan spews. Therefore, the first step to redeeming this site would be to get rid of that channel. Unfortunately, the taint runs deeper than that. The taint has spread to some of the hearts of the users. It will not be easy to remove the taint. It could prove impossible. Fortunately, there is a way out. The way out has been deemed numerous times by 4chan a "faggot" site in a attempt to ensure that no users seek to repentance there. That site is called 9gag. Seek repentance there, i beg of you, and help stop the menace that is 4chan.
User avatar #63 - heyyyyyy (12/02/2012) [-]
**heyyyyyy rolls 56** I'm going to make a wild guess and say your name is Travis?
#64 to #63 - triggathepirate (12/02/2012) [-]
Motherfu-   
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.   
Here's the kicker though.   
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
Motherfu-
No it's not. I ain't tellin you neither. But My middle name begins with a T.
Here's the kicker though.
That's my little brothers middle name, and I gave it to em.
#62 - whalewhalewhale **User deleted account** (10/27/2012) [-]
LOOK.
User avatar #61 - mandatorytrolling (10/17/2012) [-]
Some old posts you've found.
User avatar #58 - garaichu (09/05/2012) [-]
I get that, phobias suck like nothing else.
(Replied here what with your reluctance to go back to the thread :V)
#57 - blackswat (08/25/2012) [-]
Stare at the mutilated dick..
Stare at the mutilated dick..
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User avatar #56 to #53 - gravegraffiti (08/08/2012) [-]
You rang?
User avatar #50 - fukkendragonite (08/08/2012) [-]
Okay. I must finish on trips. For I am going for dinner soon
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