Just re read my comment, sorry if it came across as mean. Not what I meant.

=).

To be honest asking a girl over to hear you play an instrument is pretty fucking weird unless you are like well known, atleast in your local circle. Thats why it prob took so long for her to come over...

What you would want to do is have her come over for another reason, could be anything as trivial as I just read this awesome book I know you like, come over and pick it up and have her come in and have something to drink or something, then have your instrument pride of place in the middle of the room or something so she will be like, "Oh you play that instrument?" and you can be yeah, lemme play a little for you.

You coulda easily had her over listening to you play within the week if you went for a less weird approach.

Its also worth noting, you dont try to impress girls, it makes you look weak and worse than them, same way buying a girl a drink is a shit move.

Being really general here, girls want the best guy they can get. If a guy is bending over backwards trying to show off and shit and buying them stuff like drinks the girl will be like this guy thinks he is worse than me so is trying to win me by other ways, If he thinks he is worse than me then I can probably find better. So they get disinterested.

You're all like, "Look at me! Please notice how good I am at this thing, let me impress you because You are so much better than me and i'm not good enough to be able to start talking to you and make you like me that way" I know thats not what you intend to be doing... but thats how it comes across.

Your way of, please listen to me and notice me play the instrument makes you look kinda weak.

My way of, oh your here anyways? Oh, It just came up that i play this instrument and I fucking rock at it? Yeah, thats just me, pretty fucking awesome.

See the difference bro?

that's what I'll do next time

Just re read my comment, sorry if it came across as mean. Not what I meant.

=).

yeah well i think you can't play the drums to impress her unless you are like a god behind those things.

are you sure?

pretty much

Jesus soo much advice in this thread.

i like it all soo much, yet i am soo beta, OH so beta.

still good work boys

Gotta help the bros out, y'know?

yee buddy

is that what i do?

depends. you like a girl; ask her over to do something that might get her attention. I once suggested playing a Dutch game to a Norwegian girl. it worked.

important: get to know the girl. get to know what she likes and dislikes. DON'T stalk her. talk to her, in person or on facebook. (you can talk about whatever you want, just not too personal things)

if you play an instrument offer to play it for her ('hey, i play the *instrument*. would you like me to play it for you sometime?') guitar, piano, drums is the average. flute too. it works if you play cello, violin, saxophone, any instrument that isn't chosen very often.
if she plays an instrument herself; suggest you play together.

if she says yes, ask her if she wants to come over, or if she'd rather want to play music at her place. (or somewhere neutral, like school)
Now, when she comes to your place; it is important you remember her likes and dislikes. (if she dislikes coca cola, it would be foolish to serve her coca cola when she's at your place. serve her something else instead. don't make it too big of a deal, though)

NOTE: doing such a thing might take months of planning as you go. (I asked this girl to come over in August, she came over in December)

To be honest asking a girl over to hear you play an instrument is pretty fucking weird unless you are like well known, atleast in your local circle. Thats why it prob took so long for her to come over...

What you would want to do is have her come over for another reason, could be anything as trivial as I just read this awesome book I know you like, come over and pick it up and have her come in and have something to drink or something, then have your instrument pride of place in the middle of the room or something so she will be like, "Oh you play that instrument?" and you can be yeah, lemme play a little for you.

You coulda easily had her over listening to you play within the week if you went for a less weird approach.

Its also worth noting, you dont try to impress girls, it makes you look weak and worse than them, same way buying a girl a drink is a shit move.

Being really general here, girls want the best guy they can get. If a guy is bending over backwards trying to show off and shit and buying them stuff like drinks the girl will be like this guy thinks he is worse than me so is trying to win me by other ways, If he thinks he is worse than me then I can probably find better. So they get disinterested.

You're all like, "Look at me! Please notice how good I am at this thing, let me impress you because You are so much better than me and i'm not good enough to be able to start talking to you and make you like me that way" I know thats not what you intend to be doing... but thats how it comes across.

Your way of, please listen to me and notice me play the instrument makes you look kinda weak.

My way of, oh your here anyways? Oh, It just came up that i play this instrument and I fucking rock at it? Yeah, thats just me, pretty fucking awesome.

See the difference bro?

that's what I'll do next time

Just re read my comment, sorry if it came across as mean. Not what I meant.

=).

yeah well i think you can't play the drums to impress her unless you are like a god behind those things.

are you sure?

pretty much

Jesus soo much advice in this thread.

i like it all soo much, yet i am soo beta, OH so beta.

still good work boys

Gotta help the bros out, y'know?

yee buddy

-- Its a test, girls test guys to try and see if they are for real and to see if they are confident and alpha plus loada other things enough for them. Trying to see if your confidence, manner etc is just a front to try and have sex with them or if you're the real deal bassically.

-- Such as breaking a guys balls a little to see how they react, even sometimes saying kinda harsh stuff like, "Are you gay?" and "You have a big nose (Or any other insult or even "You're ugly"" (When they dont actually think so) to see if you will run away scared with your tail inbetween your legs, or to see if you will be like What ever, You dont scare me and come back with a witty or confident reply.

-- A good reply to an insult I have found is
-- they say "You're ugly"
-- Then confidently and jokingly reply "Oh my god, so are you! We have so much in common" Then doing like a cheeky smile to show it was a joke.

-- When you hear about some guy complaining his girl is being super unreasonable and shit and his wifes a bitch that generally means he got tested and he failed big time. Or it can mean shes a bitch...

Of course all this said and done, if a girl is pushing you away and saying fuck off she thats not a test, fuck off and leave her alone you failed. Dont want people going around raping girls lol... Just know the difference between genuine disinterest and a test.

Calling her ugly back is possibly THE worst piece of advice ever given by anyone ever.

Take it you are pretty shit with girls then.

Yeah I am. But to be honest:

1) Never been in the situation where they said "You're ugly"
2) Telling her she's ugly could make it INCREDIBLY tense in the room if the person isn't any good at making it clear that it's just light-hearted joking.

You forget, this is funnyjunk. Some utterly beta neckbeard is going to go up to some girl and scream "HEY. YOU'RE UGLY. PLEASE RESPOND" and you wouldn't pull a rotten tooth out of a dead horses head doing that.

Nah its fine, as long as you dont take it too far or it comes across too harsh. Even then you can always recover, just dont be a little bitch and be all Oh my god i am so sorry please dont leave me cos that makes you look weak, be like I didnt meant it offensively, sorry, you missinterpereted it kinda thing.

Heres a little tip for you though, girls like emotions. If you can send a girl through loads of emotions like happiness, jealousy, insecurity, laughter, lust and all these things, they will like you. Just dont push it too far with any one.

What is that... a guy that finally understands women?
No... it can't be, that's impossible!

cuz they bitches?

not neccesarily. they are nice once in a while. when you can get them to talk to you, or be with you ALONE.
as for the ones who like us; they're not bitches until we're done with them. (you get together with them, break up and then they turn into bitches)

is that what i do?

depends. you like a girl; ask her over to do something that might get her attention. I once suggested playing a Dutch game to a Norwegian girl. it worked.

important: get to know the girl. get to know what she likes and dislikes. DON'T stalk her. talk to her, in person or on facebook. (you can talk about whatever you want, just not too personal things)

if you play an instrument offer to play it for her ('hey, i play the *instrument*. would you like me to play it for you sometime?') guitar, piano, drums is the average. flute too. it works if you play cello, violin, saxophone, any instrument that isn't chosen very often.
if she plays an instrument herself; suggest you play together.

if she says yes, ask her if she wants to come over, or if she'd rather want to play music at her place. (or somewhere neutral, like school)
Now, when she comes to your place; it is important you remember her likes and dislikes. (if she dislikes coca cola, it would be foolish to serve her coca cola when she's at your place. serve her something else instead. don't make it too big of a deal, though)

NOTE: doing such a thing might take months of planning as you go. (I asked this girl to come over in August, she came over in December)

To be honest asking a girl over to hear you play an instrument is pretty fucking weird unless you are like well known, atleast in your local circle. Thats why it prob took so long for her to come over...

What you would want to do is have her come over for another reason, could be anything as trivial as I just read this awesome book I know you like, come over and pick it up and have her come in and have something to drink or something, then have your instrument pride of place in the middle of the room or something so she will be like, "Oh you play that instrument?" and you can be yeah, lemme play a little for you.

You coulda easily had her over listening to you play within the week if you went for a less weird approach.

Its also worth noting, you dont try to impress girls, it makes you look weak and worse than them, same way buying a girl a drink is a shit move.

Being really general here, girls want the best guy they can get. If a guy is bending over backwards trying to show off and shit and buying them stuff like drinks the girl will be like this guy thinks he is worse than me so is trying to win me by other ways, If he thinks he is worse than me then I can probably find better. So they get disinterested.

You're all like, "Look at me! Please notice how good I am at this thing, let me impress you because You are so much better than me and i'm not good enough to be able to start talking to you and make you like me that way" I know thats not what you intend to be doing... but thats how it comes across.

Your way of, please listen to me and notice me play the instrument makes you look kinda weak.

My way of, oh your here anyways? Oh, It just came up that i play this instrument and I fucking rock at it? Yeah, thats just me, pretty fucking awesome.

See the difference bro?

that's what I'll do next time

Just re read my comment, sorry if it came across as mean. Not what I meant.

=).

yeah well i think you can't play the drums to impress her unless you are like a god behind those things.

are you sure?

pretty much

Jesus soo much advice in this thread.

i like it all soo much, yet i am soo beta, OH so beta.

still good work boys

Gotta help the bros out, y'know?

yee buddy

2007 matey

So what? I'm blonde with blonde eyelashes. It has nothing to do with mascara. Sometimes men have darker eyelashes and sometimes girls have darker eyelashes. Sometimes their eyelashes don't match their hair, sometimes they do.
Also, if the darker eyelashes had mascara, they would look much darker and thicker.

I don't really see how googleing if Rob Stark would die or not isn't trying to ruin stuff for yourself

Why should you miss anything? It's not heaven in the Netherlands, especially with Geert Wilders and other radical idiots. I heard Norwegians health care is quite good as well, but for me the Netherlands is home.

I thought it as home. Until I started calling myself German. (I'm half-german, half dutch)
Got bullied a lot; started to hate the Dutch.
Years ago; people speaking Dutch sounded just normal to my ears. Nowadays, whenever I'm in the Netherlands; hearing people speak sounds weird.
The things like 'Echt niet leuk hoor' or just how people without arguing just agree with each other. something just tells me no one ever agrees with the other.

Well I don't really want to ruin the shit's thats about to go down in the show

neither do I. Just wanted to find something out is all

I don't really see how googleing if Rob Stark would die or not isn't trying to ruin stuff for yourself

penis.
ORCA PENIS!
no
no
no

Have you read the books?

no. I just looked up whether the king in the north would die or not.

Well I don't really want to ruin the shit's thats about to go down in the show

neither do I. Just wanted to find something out is all

I don't really see how googleing if Rob Stark would die or not isn't trying to ruin stuff for yourself

When he was younger he did. Now all he has is a thing for power

tape it shut?