First good laugh of the day. Well done sir.

Hey I can just wash my dick.

true. true.

They're jealous because they know they can never be so grossly incandescent.

praising by dancing?
everyone does it their own way....

Or you could write the song first,

"Bitch, the reason I dumped your ass
Is because your vagina smelled like trash"

then why would you fuck her in the first place?
wouldn't your dick start smelling like trash too?

Hey I can just wash my dick.

true. true.

Bask, bask in all it's glory.



I'm so turned on right now...

Fuck yes.

What you do, is that You have the strangest and best sex ever, make it so god damn wrong that she wont want to sing about it out of fear or people knowing how fucking dirty she can be in bed.

That is my master plan.

praise 'em

but why?
why don't they praise the Sun?

They're jealous because they know they can never be so grossly incandescent.

praising by dancing?
everyone does it their own way....

I just assumed since sweden hates denmark that you were from sweden.

that would make sense.
swedes hate danes and vice versa.
I just don't like the language. it sounds like a mix of german and norwegian or people throwing up.

*cough* stupid swede *cough*

no.
sweden sucked too.

I just assumed since sweden hates denmark that you were from sweden.

that would make sense.
swedes hate danes and vice versa.
I just don't like the language. it sounds like a mix of german and norwegian or people throwing up.

I don't mind it actually, but to each their own I suppose.

Garibaldi was a general, or something like that, during the time Camilo something something Cavour fought/diplomated (lol) for Italien unification. Garibaldi was a lowborn kid, if memory serves, who made his own army, fought, and joined forces for Italian unification under the Sicilian king. And he had an awesome beard and bourdeaux jump-suit.

Unless it's an entirely different Garibaldi

yeah the man was a cool guy, he helped a revolution in south america, came back to italy fought for italian unification under count camillo de cavour and the piedmontese king victor emmanuel II. He conquered Sicily with a thousand men and proclaimed himself dictator, he was then forced to give it back. After he united the south, Naples etc. he gave it all to Piedmont, then instead of being rewarded with money, land and title, he retired to a small island with 3 years worth of macaroni to farm for the rest of his life.

Fun Fact: his army wore red so the enemy couldn't see them bleed/have a weakness.

didn't he also take back a whole chunk of the country from the pope?
must've felt like a right kick in the Garibaldi's for the pope, he was controlling a shitload of the country

if i remember yeah he did, he also has a biscuit named after him

nope. it's definitely that Garibaldi

Thanks. Thought i'd seen it somewhere before