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#3 - oh boy well, at least they're not doing what the…  [+] (12 replies) 11/17/2016 on Elves and orcs are best... +4
#8 - sublimeslimetime (11/17/2016) [-]
100 metric tonnes of semen tend to make women pregnant.

But that would be some fucked up offspring.
#9 - trevanman (11/17/2016) [-]
but only one sperm cell can get through to the egg

still, with what happens in episode 4 girls getting dicked by wolves, that would be fucked up offspring.
although these wolves walk like humans, so they're werewolves or something?
or something like the khajit from Skyrim, except dog instead of cat?
#35 - blackmageewizardt (11/18/2016) [-]
somehow amazingly i have a Fitting reaction Picture to this
#10 - sublimeslimetime (11/17/2016) [-]
#11 - trevanman (11/17/2016) [-]
episode 3.
the only girl that gets pregnant immediately gives birth

though technically, shits out, a fucking bug and then calls it her "cute baby"
she got fucked in the ass, got pregnant because of it and gave birth a minute later
#12 - sublimeslimetime (11/17/2016) [-]
Jesus jumping Joseph Christ
#13 - trevanman (11/17/2016) [-]
have you even seen Kuroinu?

because your reactions say you haven't

and there's voices out there
evil voices
they say that Kuroinu is only the beginning of shit like that
there's something much, much worse out there
#14 - sublimeslimetime (11/17/2016) [-]

I haven't.


Stop here.
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#36 - blackmageewizardt (11/18/2016) [-]
There is worser :^)

A Girl dreams Dogs page 185-195, be sure to get a bag to throw up into it

pretty much lolis getting in love and fucking Dogs till she gives one day birth on her School toilet.
#41 - anon (11/18/2016) [-]
ive jacked off to worse
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#42 - blackmageewizardt (11/18/2016) [-]
Want a medal jackass?
#15 - trevanman (11/17/2016) [-]
we're pretty much through all the weird and holyshit crazy shit

no wait.
we aren't.
like half a dozen other weird things
#18 - **** off Ribbe still haven't gotten my Ribbe…  [+] (21 replies) 11/17/2016 on Gobble-Gobble Bird +1
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#19 - darkstone (11/17/2016) [-]
The only meat you'll having for christmas is pinnekjøtt without kjøtt.
#22 - trevanman (11/17/2016) [-]
I had that once. disgusting.
and I had to do the dishes that week. it wasn't the most enjoyable thing I've done in the kitchen. cleaning those pans.

one of my teachers claimed my family had made pinnekjøtt "the wrong way" because we're foreigners and had only just arrived.
German-Dutch family from the Netherlands wanting to try something Norwegian for Christmas. absolutely disgusting. and then hearing we made it the wrong way.

I don't like lamb. I can get behind fårikål, but that's all I'll ever eat that's lamb
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#23 - darkstone (11/17/2016) [-]
Pinnekjøtt made the right way is über-delicious. Sorry to hear you guys made it the wrong way, and that it made you not want to try it anymore. You should try it again, though this time by someone who knows their pinnekjøtt. Try to make lutefisk without prior knowledge, I dare you.
#28 - trevanman (11/17/2016) [-]
already did.
the lutefisk. with baconterninger on the side.
still disgusting.

understand Norwegians drink aquavit on the side. just to wash away the taste
#33 - kyouko (11/17/2016) [-]
Lutefisk has taste now?
#38 - trevanman (11/17/2016) [-]
imagine regular fish, but fermented in the same fucking barrel for twenty year, then taken out and slapped onto your plate.
you can slurp in through a straw, but that'd be worse than eating it with a fork.
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#40 - kyouko (11/17/2016) [-]
I eat lutefisk every winter several times. I just cant find any taste in it.
#41 - trevanman (11/17/2016) [-]
there's your problem "every winter several times"
your tastebuds are either dead or have grown used to it
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#49 - kyouko (11/17/2016) [-]
Probably used to. I have huge issues with rakfisk tho.
#51 - trevanman (11/17/2016) [-]
looks like the stuff you wrap in pancakes with sour cream and onions on St. Hans on the 23rd of June. but that's smoked salmon isn't it?
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#56 - kyouko (11/17/2016) [-]
Similar. The fish itself is actual rotten shit. Made in mid-Norway, during food famine periods. It's like lutefisk in that regard, just it has a taste. A super, super strong taste. Of death.
#58 - trevanman (11/17/2016) [-]
I'd need a lot of fucking aquavit and ketchup with it to drown out the shit taste
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#59 - kyouko (11/17/2016) [-]
Ketchup is a toxin to cuisine, though.
#60 - trevanman (11/17/2016) [-]
taste your food first
don't like it?
use salt, pepper, ketchup

or be like one of my uncles:
ketchup before he's tasted anything.
and put the lid on it without cleaning, so the next person gets a river of ketchup
you know the part underneath the lid? the part around the hole the ketchup comes out of?
that's the part my family tends to keep clean, but my uncle (uncle by marriage, not blood, he married my dad's sister) puts the lid back on
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#61 - kyouko (11/17/2016) [-]
I just eat it. Rakfisk is the only dish I actually have problems with. And I've eaten quite a lot of weird stuff in my time. I do on the other hand refuse ketchup on anything aside from hotdogs maybe. It's not a bad taste, it's just bland as fuck as well as dominant as fuck.
#62 - trevanman (11/17/2016) [-]
is Idun ketchup anything like Heinz ketchup?

and what about on your burgers when going to Burger King or McDonald's?
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#63 - kyouko (11/17/2016) [-]
I've not tasted Heinz in years, so no idea.

I think I've only been to McDonalds once the last two years. The ketchup kills any taste still. I always prefered the Norwegian fastfood store that went bankrupt a few years back, called Bergbys. No ketchup, but way too much dressing.
#64 - trevanman (11/17/2016) [-]
I get that.
Norwegian burger joints do put a lot of dressing on their burgers. they more or less drown the meat and bread in dressing. but it's good if you have fries on the side. or a coleslaw. dipping sauce, if you will

go to the Netherlands and find a snack bar.
order a "frikandel speciaal"
it's a sausage of some kind. God knows what's in it. all kinds of meat. the kinds you like and the kinsd you don't like.
they fry this sausage thing. minced meat hot dog according to wikipedia
(pics to the right)
they cut it down the middle, cover it in may and curry sauce and then sprinkle it with cut onions. and it's good.
tastes amazing. best eaten with curry sauce instead of ketchup, though there are heretics who do eat it with ketchup
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#65 - kyouko (11/17/2016) [-]
Well, it's not exactly a joint per say, it was a burger chain that was intended to match McDick and Burger Queen, but that attempt failed in the end. But yeah, there's a bit too much dressing flowing around here.

If I remember that, I'll try it. I do like sausages quite a lot, after all. In the town I used to live we had a sausage maker that did it on pure hobby (no way he could do it as a living) and he is fucking good in his craft too.
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#20 - jaevel (11/17/2016) [-]
Salted Torsk?
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#21 - darkstone (11/17/2016) [-]
Yeah sure, if youre poor.
#89 - I did cardio once. but I realized I don't like being in a …  [+] (2 replies) 11/16/2016 on norway 0
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#90 - elektinoir (11/16/2016) [-]
Havent tried switching between them like that, might just give it a shot
#91 - trevanman (11/16/2016) [-]
so, as said, you're doing like 30 a day (situps and pushups)
one gets rest when you do the other.
eat chicken instead of beef and drink water while you train. and don't forget to breathe when doing crunches
#86 - how can you enjoy Christmas when overpaying or drinking horsep…  [+] (1 reply) 11/16/2016 on norway 0
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#87 - touchmybutt (11/16/2016) [-]
well to be honest i dont drink soda
i feel your pain
#85 - I think I'm like 189 cm tall and around 80 kg around the s…  [+] (4 replies) 11/16/2016 on norway 0
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#88 - elektinoir (11/16/2016) [-]
Im mostly doing cardio, indoor biking. Some additional push-ups and sit-ups. Might add in some lifting, but I dont really like it that much. Im mostly dealing with my 4kg dumbells now, they are starting to to become too light.
#89 - trevanman (11/16/2016) [-]
I did cardio once.
but I realized I don't like being in a saddle
so I went running instead.

you tried something like
10 pushups
10 situps
10 pushups
10 situps
10 pushups
10 situps
and every week or so a few more? like adding 1 or 2 or so to a rep? if it hurts afterwards, it means you're doing the right thing. take off 5 days or so with those muscle groups you've trained (or 100 hours). and then do it again. the moment you feel it becomes too easy/too light/it stops to hurt after exercise or the next morning, you start adding to reps
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#90 - elektinoir (11/16/2016) [-]
Havent tried switching between them like that, might just give it a shot
#91 - trevanman (11/16/2016) [-]
so, as said, you're doing like 30 a day (situps and pushups)
one gets rest when you do the other.
eat chicken instead of beef and drink water while you train. and don't forget to breathe when doing crunches