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#103234 - Night 01/16/2013 on Friendly +1
#103226 - **trapazoid hides**  [+] (1 new reply) 01/16/2013 on Friendly +1
#103228 - jetanotheranon (01/16/2013) [-]
#103217 - D: Stooooop  [+] (3 new replies) 01/16/2013 on Friendly +1
#103220 - jetanotheranon (01/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #103226 - trapazoid (01/16/2013) [-]
**trapazoid hides**
#103228 - jetanotheranon (01/16/2013) [-]
#103215 - D:  [+] (5 new replies) 01/16/2013 on Friendly +1
#103216 - jetanotheranon (01/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #103217 - trapazoid (01/16/2013) [-]
D: Stooooop
#103220 - jetanotheranon (01/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #103226 - trapazoid (01/16/2013) [-]
**trapazoid hides**
#103228 - jetanotheranon (01/16/2013) [-]
#103213 - D: Why?  [+] (7 new replies) 01/16/2013 on Friendly +1
#103214 - jetanotheranon (01/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #103215 - trapazoid (01/16/2013) [-]
D:
#103216 - jetanotheranon (01/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #103217 - trapazoid (01/16/2013) [-]
D: Stooooop
#103220 - jetanotheranon (01/16/2013) [-]
User avatar #103226 - trapazoid (01/16/2013) [-]
**trapazoid hides**
#103228 - jetanotheranon (01/16/2013) [-]
#103211 - Good Morning 01/16/2013 on Friendly +1
#103168 - Good Night, and Good Luck 01/16/2013 on Friendly +1
#103163 - :D 01/16/2013 on Friendly 0
#103143 - D: 01/16/2013 on Friendly 0
#103138 - :D 01/16/2013 on Friendly 0
#103131 - Night 01/16/2013 on Friendly +1
#103116 - D: 01/16/2013 on Friendly +1
#103110 - Night 01/16/2013 on Friendly 0
#103102 - Bye 01/16/2013 on Friendly +1
#103099 - ...Well...Chaos dreadnoughts are still tons of fun 01/16/2013 on Friendly +1
#103075 - But chaos is best army  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2013 on Friendly +1
User avatar #103085 - fausticorn (01/16/2013) [-]
THIRTEEN black crusades.
That is all.
User avatar #103099 - trapazoid (01/16/2013) [-]
...Well...Chaos dreadnoughts are still tons of fun
#103037 - Night 01/16/2013 on Friendly +1
#103004 - Night 01/16/2013 on Friendly 0
#102978 - Morning 01/16/2013 on Friendly +1
#102976 - Bye 01/16/2013 on Friendly +1
#102972 - Bye 01/16/2013 on Friendly 0
#102927 - Bye 01/16/2013 on Friendly +1
#102901 - Some thing like that 01/16/2013 on Friendly +1
#102802 - I can fly past them 01/16/2013 on Friendly +1
#102723 - Yes  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2013 on Friendly +1
#102739 - killakahn (01/16/2013) [-]
#102802 - trapazoid (01/16/2013) [-]
I can fly past them
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User avatar #681 - Nightelfbane ONLINE (04/18/2013) [-]
hellooo
User avatar #678 - Nightelfbane ONLINE (04/16/2013) [-]
that was fun
User avatar #679 to #678 - trapazoid (04/16/2013) [-]
Yeah, It was, We should RP more often
User avatar #659 - kikomiaa ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
Watch out for Nintendokami.

She might be out for you...She said she wanted to have you squeal between her teeth.
User avatar #660 to #659 - trapazoid (04/10/2013) [-]
O-Ok, Thanks for the warning Kiko
User avatar #662 to #660 - Nintendokami ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
Darn it... now it's not a sneak attack anymore..
User avatar #663 to #662 - trapazoid (04/10/2013) [-]
**trapazoid hides**
User avatar #664 to #663 - Nintendokami ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
Come here!
#666 to #664 - kikomiaa ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
Still here.
Still here.
#667 to #666 - Nintendokami ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami gasps**

H-hiiii, Dad... ♥ ♥
How are you d..doing...?
#669 to #667 - kikomiaa ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
A little scared, are we?
#670 to #669 - Nintendokami ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
No!
I don't know what you mean!
#671 to #670 - kikomiaa ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Heh....I get it.   
   
Don't worry, I'll let you survive...for now.
Heh....I get it.

Don't worry, I'll let you survive...for now.
#672 to #671 - Nintendokami ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
Let's see if that still stands when I bite into his eyes.
#673 to #672 - kikomiaa ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
It won't.
#674 to #673 - Nintendokami ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
It might.
#675 to #674 - kikomiaa ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
But it won't.
#676 to #675 - Nintendokami ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
You never know.
#677 to #676 - kikomiaa ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
But I do.
But I do.
User avatar #665 to #664 - trapazoid (04/10/2013) [-]
Nu-uh!
User avatar #661 to #660 - kikomiaa ONLINE (04/10/2013) [-]
Anytime.
#657 - tortalis (04/03/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, I did fall asleep, I apologise.
User avatar #658 to #657 - trapazoid (04/04/2013) [-]
Thats ok
#651 - zenex (03/27/2013) [-]
**zenex playfully hugs you**

Hello there my good friend.
User avatar #652 to #651 - trapazoid (03/27/2013) [-]
**trapazoid hugs you back**Hi, How are you?
#653 to #652 - zenex (03/27/2013) [-]
I'm doing ok. You didn't get into too much trouble while I was gone did you?
User avatar #654 to #653 - trapazoid (03/27/2013) [-]
No, Not too much...Just a bit, Nothing really
#655 to #654 - zenex (03/27/2013) [-]
......Well if you say so...
User avatar #656 to #655 - trapazoid (03/27/2013) [-]
**trapazoid nods**
User avatar #648 - lupine (03/21/2013) [-]
Happy birthday. :3
User avatar #649 to #648 - trapazoid (03/21/2013) [-]
Thank you! : D
User avatar #650 to #649 - lupine (03/21/2013) [-]
You're very welcome. c:
#646 - kikomiaa ONLINE (03/21/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday.
User avatar #647 to #646 - trapazoid (03/21/2013) [-]
Thank you Kiko!
User avatar #630 - enderslayer (03/13/2013) [-]
The fight's over, Moogle.
User avatar #631 to #630 - trapazoid (03/13/2013) [-]
O-Ok,...Thank you
User avatar #632 to #631 - enderslayer (03/13/2013) [-]
I'm sorry the argument got heated up like that.
User avatar #633 to #632 - trapazoid (03/13/2013) [-]
Its ok
User avatar #634 to #633 - enderslayer (03/13/2013) [-]
Are you okay, though?
User avatar #635 to #634 - trapazoid (03/13/2013) [-]
**trapazoid nods**Mercer didn't touch me, Although I don't think he was joking...
User avatar #636 to #635 - enderslayer (03/13/2013) [-]
If he tries again-which i don't think he will since kami told him not to-i'll protect you as i did yesterday.
User avatar #637 to #636 - trapazoid (03/13/2013) [-]
O-Ok, Thank you, I own you my life
User avatar #638 to #637 - enderslayer (03/13/2013) [-]
No you don't. I protect my friends no matter what cost. Plus, you're the most adorable Moogle ever.
User avatar #639 to #638 - trapazoid (03/13/2013) [-]
O-Ok, Thank you Ender,...A-And I am not....
User avatar #640 to #639 - enderslayer (03/13/2013) [-]
My name is actually Endie.
User avatar #641 to #640 - trapazoid (03/13/2013) [-]
Ok, Thank you Endie
User avatar #642 to #641 - enderslayer (03/13/2013) [-]
It's alright.
User avatar #643 to #642 - trapazoid (03/13/2013) [-]
**trapazoid lands on your shoulder**
User avatar #644 to #643 - enderslayer (03/13/2013) [-]
**enderslayer pets Moogle softly** That's your favorite place to nap, isn't it?
User avatar #645 to #644 - trapazoid (03/13/2013) [-]
**trapazoid nods, Curls up and falls asleep**
User avatar #601 - Nintendokami ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami sighs**

I'm sorry for threatening to get you killed. Apparently, the little blood I got wore off, so I'm fine for a little while.
User avatar #623 to #601 - trapazoid (03/11/2013) [-]
I'm coming w!-....R-Right,...Thank you Miss Kami!
User avatar #624 to #623 - Nintendokami ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami shakes her head**

It's cold...
I'm gonna just...sleep here.
User avatar #625 to #624 - trapazoid (03/11/2013) [-]
Ok, Let me get you some thing *flies off, Returning shortly with a blanket*
User avatar #626 to #625 - Nintendokami ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
Where did you get that...
User avatar #627 to #626 - trapazoid (03/11/2013) [-]
I-I....I stole it
User avatar #628 to #627 - Nintendokami ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami curls up in the blankets with a smile**
....
My kinda kid, that's for sure.
User avatar #629 to #628 - trapazoid (03/11/2013) [-]
**trapazoid smiles and lands beside you**
User avatar #602 to #601 - trapazoid (03/11/2013) [-]
**trapazoid hovers outside of your arms reach, Looking a bit nervious**..O-Ok...
User avatar #603 to #602 - Nintendokami ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami turns to leave**

Since you hate me now and all, I'll just go.
See you later, Moogle.
User avatar #604 to #603 - trapazoid (03/11/2013) [-]
**trapazoid flies into you hugging you**....I don't hate you
User avatar #605 to #604 - Nintendokami ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami hugs you with my tentacles, not even turning to you**
User avatar #607 to #605 - trapazoid (03/11/2013) [-]
I-Its ok Miss Kami...Sorry for bugging you when you were hunting
User avatar #608 to #607 - Nintendokami ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami turns to you**

You never bother me!
I was just...

....
User avatar #609 to #608 - trapazoid (03/11/2013) [-]
....Just?
User avatar #610 to #609 - Nintendokami ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami jumps off the building and leaves**
User avatar #611 to #610 - trapazoid (03/11/2013) [-]
**trapazoid flies After you**Miss Kami?!
User avatar #612 to #611 - Nintendokami ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami watches you fly from a building rooftop**

Whaaat?
User avatar #613 to #612 - trapazoid (03/11/2013) [-]
Take me with you
User avatar #614 to #613 - Nintendokami ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
Are you stupid?

That wasn't even 3 drops that made me act like that!
I have to drink every drop that is in the body of those monsters!

You'll end up dead!
User avatar #615 to #614 - trapazoid (03/11/2013) [-]
....I-I see,....W-Well...Come back for me?
User avatar #616 to #615 - Nintendokami ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
I am never coming back.
User avatar #617 to #616 - trapazoid (03/11/2013) [-]
Th-Then take me with you
User avatar #618 to #617 - Nintendokami ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
And call my dad to save you again?

I'd rather not.
User avatar #619 to #618 - trapazoid (03/11/2013) [-]
I'll be careful, and can't you tell Wolvester to make sure I don't die?
User avatar #620 to #619 - Nintendokami ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
We don't have time to babysit you, Moogle!

We have a city to eradicate!
User avatar #621 to #620 - trapazoid (03/11/2013) [-]
I'm coming with you
User avatar #622 to #621 - Nintendokami ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
Whatever. Just make sure you tell Dad you are coming by choice so I don't get yelled at again!
User avatar #585 - enderslayer (03/10/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #587 to #586 - enderslayer (03/10/2013) [-]
How're you?
User avatar #588 to #587 - trapazoid (03/10/2013) [-]
Good, A bit mad at Miss Kami....She was going to feed me to a hydra
User avatar #589 to #588 - enderslayer (03/10/2013) [-]
Yeah. I think that Rampage guy and Wolve.ester have made her different, somehow. I don't really like either of them.
User avatar #590 to #589 - trapazoid (03/10/2013) [-]
I-I don't mind Wolve.ster, But I don't trust him
User avatar #591 to #590 - enderslayer (03/10/2013) [-]
Wolve.ster is nice, but i just really don't trust him. Even less rampage.
User avatar #592 to #591 - trapazoid (03/10/2013) [-]
I really don't trust Rampage
User avatar #593 to #592 - enderslayer (03/10/2013) [-]
Usually kami wouldn't even think about harming her friends.
User avatar #594 to #593 - trapazoid (03/10/2013) [-]
She said she wouldn't, But she got me awfully close to that hydra
User avatar #595 to #594 - enderslayer (03/10/2013) [-]
I hate hydras. Awful beasts.
User avatar #596 to #595 - trapazoid (03/10/2013) [-]
**trapazoid nods**
User avatar #597 to #596 - enderslayer (03/10/2013) [-]
This has gotten bad. Even for her standards. She's even started killing mindlessly. More than usual, i mean.
User avatar #598 to #597 - trapazoid (03/10/2013) [-]
I know, She killed in front of me yesterday, Four people at least...
User avatar #599 to #598 - enderslayer (03/10/2013) [-]
I wish i could stop her. Or rampage. At least wolv.ester can control himself at times.
User avatar #600 to #599 - trapazoid (03/10/2013) [-]
**trapazoid nods**
User avatar #583 - PopcornViking (03/09/2013) [-]
**PopcornViking thinks you need to stop doing this ok m8 thnx ya mang**
User avatar #584 to #583 - trapazoid (03/09/2013) [-]
...Who are you?
User avatar #578 - supermilk (03/08/2013) [-]
I wanna be snuggled to sleep
User avatar #579 to #578 - trapazoid (03/08/2013) [-]
**trapazoid snuggles you**
User avatar #580 to #579 - supermilk (03/08/2013) [-]
**supermilk buries his head into your shoulder and tries to fall asleep**
User avatar #581 to #580 - trapazoid (03/08/2013) [-]
**trapazoid gently strokes your hair**Good Night
User avatar #582 to #581 - supermilk (03/08/2013) [-]
**supermilk scratches**

night
#568 - tortalis (03/03/2013) [-]
Are you okay, creature? Sorry for hurting you so. I need to learn to control myself.
User avatar #569 to #568 - trapazoid (03/03/2013) [-]
**trapazoid keeps himself at least an arms distance from you and nods**
#570 to #569 - tortalis (03/03/2013) [-]
Scared of me huh? Wouldn't blame you.
User avatar #571 to #570 - trapazoid (03/03/2013) [-]
**trapazoid nods and his ears droop**
#572 to #571 - tortalis (03/03/2013) [-]
I'm not going to hurt you, I don't like to hurt anyone, not when I'm normal anyway. Please, I am sorry. I don't wish for you to fear me, but I don't deserve your trust, not after what I did.
User avatar #573 to #572 - trapazoid (03/03/2013) [-]
**trapazoid hides**
#574 to #573 - tortalis (03/03/2013) [-]
*Sigh* Alright, I guess trying to beg for forgiveness is hopeless. I'm sorry and I will leave you alone now. *Turns and walks away.* I am sorry for all the pain I caused you.
User avatar #575 to #574 - trapazoid (03/03/2013) [-]
**trapazoid pokes his head out from hiding**
#576 to #575 - tortalis (03/03/2013) [-]
*Still walking away until I get out of sight.*
User avatar #577 to #576 - trapazoid (03/03/2013) [-]
**trapazoid goes back into hiding**
User avatar #563 - enderslayer (02/28/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #565 to #564 - enderslayer (02/28/2013) [-]
How are you?
User avatar #566 to #565 - trapazoid (02/28/2013) [-]
I'm good, How are you?
User avatar #567 to #566 - enderslayer (02/28/2013) [-]
I'm great.
User avatar #549 - Nintendokami ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami walks in**

Moogle.. where are you?
User avatar #550 to #549 - trapazoid (02/27/2013) [-]
**trapazoid flies to you**Right here, Hi Miss Kami
User avatar #551 to #550 - Nintendokami ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami reaches out and picks you up**

I...um...I'm very sorry for being mean to you.
User avatar #552 to #551 - trapazoid (02/27/2013) [-]
Thats ok Miss Kami
User avatar #553 to #552 - Nintendokami ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
You're always so nice to me and I was just... aggravated and thirsty, that's all.
User avatar #554 to #553 - trapazoid (02/27/2013) [-]
Thats ok, I understand Miss Kami
User avatar #555 to #554 - Nintendokami ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami stares at the floor**
User avatar #556 to #555 - trapazoid (02/27/2013) [-]
**trapazoid hugs onto you**
User avatar #557 to #556 - Nintendokami ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami smiles and hugs you back**
User avatar #558 to #557 - trapazoid (02/27/2013) [-]
...Could you do me favor?
User avatar #559 to #558 - Nintendokami ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
W-what is it?
User avatar #560 to #559 - trapazoid (02/27/2013) [-]
Scratch behind my ears?
User avatar #561 to #560 - Nintendokami ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
**Nintendokami drags her claws softly behind your pointy ears**
User avatar #562 to #561 - trapazoid (02/27/2013) [-]
**trapazoid smiles**Thank you Miss Kami
User avatar #535 - enderslayer (02/26/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure Kami wouldn't kill you.
User avatar #536 to #535 - trapazoid (02/26/2013) [-]
Thanks, She wants me to get some blood, and I don't think I can with out really pissing off Kiko....I don't want to piss off Kiko
User avatar #537 to #536 - enderslayer (02/26/2013) [-]
Nobody does. But he can be really nice at times.
User avatar #538 to #537 - trapazoid (02/26/2013) [-]
I know, Hes always really nice to me, and I don't want to make him mad
User avatar #539 to #538 - enderslayer (02/26/2013) [-]
There's no real way to get the blood for kami, is there?
User avatar #540 to #539 - trapazoid (02/26/2013) [-]
**trapazoid shakes his head**And because I can't, She is going to be angry
User avatar #541 to #540 - enderslayer (02/26/2013) [-]
I could try to get it, if you want.
User avatar #542 to #541 - trapazoid (02/26/2013) [-]
You don't have to do that
User avatar #543 to #542 - enderslayer (02/26/2013) [-]
I'll do just about anything for a friend. Plus, it'll save you the time.
User avatar #544 to #543 - trapazoid (02/26/2013) [-]
But, Kiko is not going to apperiacte it....
User avatar #545 to #544 - enderslayer (02/26/2013) [-]
He doesn't appreciate most things anyway.
User avatar #546 to #545 - trapazoid (02/26/2013) [-]
O-Ok,...Thanks
User avatar #547 to #546 - enderslayer (02/26/2013) [-]
Alright. See ya.
User avatar #520 to #493 - trapazoid (02/25/2013) [-]
**trapazoid nods**
User avatar #521 to #520 - enderslayer (02/25/2013) [-]
Good. I like making new friends.
User avatar #522 to #521 - trapazoid (02/25/2013) [-]
**trapazoid lands on your shoulder**
User avatar #523 to #522 - enderslayer (02/25/2013) [-]
**enderslayer smiles** So how have you been?
User avatar #524 to #523 - trapazoid (02/25/2013) [-]
**trapazoid curls up on your shoulder and yawns**Good, You?
User avatar #525 to #524 - enderslayer (02/25/2013) [-]
I'm great.
User avatar #526 to #525 - trapazoid (02/25/2013) [-]
Can you do me a favor?
User avatar #527 to #526 - enderslayer (02/25/2013) [-]
Sure. What do you need?
User avatar #528 to #494 - trapazoid (02/25/2013) [-]
**trapazoid yawns and fall asleep**Be comfy?
User avatar #529 to #528 - enderslayer (02/25/2013) [-]
Sure. *is comfy* (sorry, didn't see this.)
User avatar #530 to #529 - trapazoid (02/25/2013) [-]
(Thats ok)
User avatar #531 to #530 - enderslayer (02/25/2013) [-]
(Good. Try responding to the very first comment at the top when the lines max out.)
User avatar #532 to #531 - trapazoid (02/25/2013) [-]
(Ok)
User avatar #533 to #532 - enderslayer (02/25/2013) [-]
(see you later. gotta go.)
User avatar #534 to #533 - trapazoid (02/25/2013) [-]
(Bye)
#495 to #494 - enderslayer (02/25/2013) [-]
I saw you on Kami's profile and thought you were familiar...
User avatar #496 to #495 - trapazoid (02/25/2013) [-]
Oh, I don't believe we've met
User avatar #497 to #496 - enderslayer (02/25/2013) [-]
Yeah...I'm her friend/(rp) bro. nice to meet you.
#498 to #497 - trapazoid (02/25/2013) [-]
Nice to meet you too, I'm a Moogle
User avatar #503 to #498 - enderslayer (02/25/2013) [-]
(Sorry for deleting that comment...wanted to rephrase it...)
User avatar #504 to #503 - trapazoid (02/25/2013) [-]
(Thats fine)
#500 to #498 - enderslayer (02/25/2013) [-]
I've never seen a moogle before. Cool!
User avatar #506 to #500 - trapazoid (02/25/2013) [-]
I've never seen an...Umm. What you are before either
#507 to #506 - enderslayer (02/25/2013) [-]
My form varies. I'm actually an Enderman.
User avatar #508 to #507 - trapazoid (02/25/2013) [-]
A-An enderman?
User avatar #509 to #508 - enderslayer (02/25/2013) [-]
Tall Creatures that come from The End.
User avatar #510 to #509 - trapazoid (02/25/2013) [-]
I-I know...J-Just didn't think they were real
#511 to #510 - enderslayer (02/25/2013) [-]
We're very real, My friend.
User avatar #512 to #511 - trapazoid (02/25/2013) [-]
**trapazoid hides**
#513 to #512 - enderslayer (02/25/2013) [-]
Right, sorry. Are you okay?
User avatar #514 to #513 - trapazoid (02/25/2013) [-]
**trapazoid pokes his head out from hiding**
#515 to #514 - enderslayer (02/25/2013) [-]
Unlike regular enderman, i was made different. which let's me transform into different shapes and colors.
User avatar #516 to #515 - trapazoid (02/25/2013) [-]
**trapazoid comes out of hiding**
User avatar #517 to #516 - enderslayer (02/25/2013) [-]
Sorry for that.
User avatar #518 to #517 - trapazoid (02/25/2013) [-]
I-Its ok
#519 to #518 - enderslayer (02/25/2013) [-]
Would you like to be friends?
User avatar #354 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
**heartstringslyra tosses bandages in front of you**
Don't wast that, they're scarce.
User avatar #461 to #354 - trapazoid (02/22/2013) [-]
**trapazoid uses a machete to cleave one the bees in half**Shoot!
User avatar #462 to #461 - heartstringslyra (02/22/2013) [-]
**heartstringslyra shoots bursts of bullets at the bees, virtually screaming at this point**
WITH THEIR FAT FUCKING BODIES, AND STUPID LITTLE WINGS, I HATE THESE BASTARDS!
User avatar #463 to #462 - trapazoid (02/22/2013) [-]
**trapazoid takes a swing at the now close and few remaining bees**
User avatar #464 to #463 - heartstringslyra (02/22/2013) [-]
**heartstringslyra drops the last bee with a single bullet, then stands over it and spraying the rest of the bullets in the clip into it, until my gun is clicking**
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
User avatar #465 to #464 - trapazoid (02/22/2013) [-]
**trapazoid takes a deep breath**They got out....
User avatar #466 to #465 - heartstringslyra (02/22/2013) [-]
**heartstringslyra still clicking my gun grinding my teeth**
What did you say?
User avatar #467 to #466 - trapazoid (02/22/2013) [-]
**trapazoid start walking again**We gotta get to the facility
User avatar #468 to #467 - heartstringslyra (02/22/2013) [-]
**heartstringslyra drops the clip out of the gun, putting it behind my back pulling out my pistol**
Soon please.
User avatar #469 to #468 - trapazoid (02/22/2013) [-]
We can't be far now
User avatar #441 to #354 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
W-Well, I-It was a secret lab for...violating the laws of nature,.. A place where genetic experiments could be conducted in secret and monster born in darkness, Out of public eye, where we-....Where they would shunned and feared....its original purpose was cloning, But the people who ran the labs got very curios about splicing genes instead of coping them..More specifically how their creation could be weaponized.
User avatar #442 to #441 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
And what makes you a weapon?
User avatar #443 to #442 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
N-not much, Heightened senses by a bit. but if I could gets some of the special stimulant the have into my blood, I can take quite a beating.
User avatar #444 to #443 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
Sounds like fun. Maybe that would fix your leg.
Hmm... I wonder what that would do to me.
User avatar #445 to #444 - trapazoid (02/22/2013) [-]
I-I don't know, Never was much pure blood human testing, The scientist and doctors seemed too worried or wrapped up in their own power to try it
User avatar #446 to #445 - heartstringslyra (02/22/2013) [-]
**heartstringslyra Shrugs**
Couldn't be too bad right?
(Sorry I was in a league of legends match.)
User avatar #447 to #446 - trapazoid (02/22/2013) [-]
Probably not, Genetically we are very close, So probably not..
User avatar #448 to #447 - heartstringslyra (02/22/2013) [-]
So what about this number 7 fellow? What's your deal with him?
User avatar #449 to #448 - trapazoid (02/22/2013) [-]
Sev...Hes,...Bitter, Not much of a people person. Hes got metal claws embedded into his flesh, Hes in constant pain, and needs a highly concentrated pain killer paste in his system at all times. With it, Hes alright, Just don't prod at him too much, With out it, Hes violent and very short with anything
User avatar #450 to #449 - heartstringslyra (02/22/2013) [-]
So what about the other ones? How many were there?
User avatar #451 to #450 - trapazoid (02/22/2013) [-]
14 humanoids. I only know of Sev, Myself, and Deadalus. The others were held in different parts of the facility. They broke us up into tiers based on different types of research. Each tier get there out part of the facility to like in.
User avatar #452 to #451 - heartstringslyra (02/22/2013) [-]
Deadalus? What makes him special?
*Squints eyes past you*
Don't move, shut up.
User avatar #453 to #452 - trapazoid (02/22/2013) [-]
**trapazoid stops moving**....What?
User avatar #454 to #453 - heartstringslyra (02/22/2013) [-]
**heartstringslyra points past your shoulder slowly and whispers**
I found your bees.
User avatar #455 to #454 - trapazoid (02/22/2013) [-]
**trapazoid freezes**They found there way out?,....Shit, Alright, We might be able to sneak past them
User avatar #456 to #455 - heartstringslyra (02/22/2013) [-]
**heartstringslyra checks the chamber of my rifle**
I hate bees... Lead they way.
User avatar #457 to #456 - trapazoid (02/22/2013) [-]
**trapazoid begins to silently walk in a large arch around them**
User avatar #458 to #457 - heartstringslyra (02/22/2013) [-]
**heartstringslyra follows after you, eyeing the bees cautiously mumbling to myself as my foot catches a root sticking out of the ground**
I fucking hat bees, the make my sk- *Lands on face with a thud*
User avatar #459 to #458 - trapazoid (02/22/2013) [-]
*the bees all turn to face the noise*...Shit!. *they begin to dart to the source of the noise*
User avatar #460 to #459 - heartstringslyra (02/22/2013) [-]
*Face still on the ground, you hear a muffled "Fuuuuucccckkk" as I roll over onto my back, and aim down my sights*
User avatar #421 to #354 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
**trapazoid scowls**Why do you ask?
User avatar #422 to #421 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
Because #4 seems to like to blame #7 a lot.
Also, I didn't know I looked like a doctor.
User avatar #423 to #422 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
I-I, I-I didn't tell you-...H-How do you know that!
User avatar #424 to #423 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
**heartstringslyra says in a mocking tone**
Oh doctor, I think Seven did this with his steel claws, he cut up the pipes he did, not me, little ol' number four, never me!
User avatar #425 to #424 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
Shut up!, I'll tear your face off! *swings fist at and nearly falls over*
User avatar #426 to #425 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
*Catches you before you fall*
Sheesh, why are you so upset?
User avatar #427 to #426 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
Grrr....*Sighs*...S-Sorry...I-I didn't want anyone to know...
User avatar #428 to #427 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
*Helps you back up*
Know what? Something about mutations?
User avatar #429 to #428 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
Y-Yeah,...I-Its a gene splicing lab..Not much left of it now.
User avatar #430 to #429 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
What happened? Not much left... hat means it can still be raided! LET'S GO LEAD THE WAY!
User avatar #431 to #430 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
O-Ok, But its not very safe their...
User avatar #432 to #431 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
That's why we have weapons!
*Motions to my assault rifle*
User avatar #433 to #432 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
A-Alright.. This way...I think *starts walking*
User avatar #434 to #433 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
*Follows after you*
How's your leg holding up?
User avatar #435 to #434 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
It hurt, But I'll live *keeps walking with the stick*, I hope your half the shot you claim to be
User avatar #436 to #435 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
The only shot I missed.
*Gently pats my riffle*
Is the fourth one I shot at you.
User avatar #437 to #436 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
Good, Because if you miss an Hive Drove, You might not get another shot...Image a wasp, Thats two feet long and about foot wide, filled with toxins and twice as blind as a bat
User avatar #438 to #437 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
*Stops*
What.
User avatar #439 to #438 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
Don't worry about them, Just be qiute around them and they shouldn't be a problem
User avatar #440 to #439 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
**heartstringslyra Frowns**
If you say so.. So back to the experiment thingies. What is that all about?
User avatar #401 to #354 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
#07 doctor,...You know, Hes in cell 07,...the one with steel claws
User avatar #402 to #401 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
Ste-Steel claws?
And why do you know about this?
User avatar #403 to #402 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
Because we tested together doctor, Remember,....Its me #04
User avatar #404 to #403 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
#4? What does that mean?
User avatar #405 to #404 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
Fourth generation mutant doctor,...You told me that
User avatar #406 to #405 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
Mutant?!
What the hell...
User avatar #407 to #406 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
Wait...Your not the doctor....How did you get in here?!
User avatar #408 to #407 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
**heartstringslyra motions to the surrounding trees, and open sky**
Oh you know, I slipped in through the door way.
User avatar #409 to #408 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
**trapazoid vomits again and holds his head with one hand*Th-This isn't?....How did I get...Outside?, Ugh,..*lies down and falls asleep**
User avatar #410 to #409 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
**heartstringslyra stares at you confused, and jumps at the sound of a moan behind me, turning around quickly, to see a small group of zombies poaching**
Shit... Hey uhh... buddy... you... you wanna wake up?
*Stares down my sight at the zombies, hesitant to use more ammo*
User avatar #411 to #410 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
**trapazoid groans**Noooo, Head hurts....
User avatar #412 to #411 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
**heartstringslyra curses quietly to myself, counting the zombies off**
Seven... Two round bursts...
*Sighs*
Here we Go.
*Begins Shooting the zombies in the head region, taking my time landing ever shot*
Twelve left... Damn it.
User avatar #413 to #412 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
**trapazoid wakes up* Be qiu--...Oh *Uses the stick to stand and takes out 6 throwing knives and begins throwing them in zombies heads**
User avatar #414 to #413 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
Oh I'm sorry, did I wake you?
*Pops two bullets into a head, quickly shifting between the dead*
User avatar #415 to #414 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
As a matter of fact *throws a knife into a head* Yes!, you did
User avatar #416 to #415 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
Well pardon me!
*Turns and looks at you, while still shooting*
My condolences, Here, if you'd like, You can go back to sleep!
User avatar #417 to #416 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
*throws a knife through a zombies head*
Maybe I will!
User avatar #418 to #417 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
*Unloads the rest of my clip into the last zombies head*
Good!
Wait. Oh. Wow.
*Drops the magazine and pops in a new one*
User avatar #419 to #418 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
What
User avatar #420 to #419 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
**heartstringslyra waves it off**
What does the number four mean to you?
User avatar #377 to #354 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
Wh-Whats so funny?
User avatar #379 to #377 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
I told you to stay here, even though you probably won't be moving anytime soon.
*Chuckles softly*
User avatar #380 to #379 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
...Jerk...
User avatar #381 to #380 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
Hey now, I could be leaving you here.
User avatar #382 to #381 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
*hmph*
User avatar #383 to #382 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
Now hold on...
*Leaves for a moment, scrounging around the woods for a stick to support you*
User avatar #384 to #383 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
...Hurry up
User avatar #386 to #384 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
*Comes back sporting a large stick*
Ta-da.
User avatar #387 to #386 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
...Thanks...
User avatar #388 to #387 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
*Hands you the large stick, along with some pain killers*
How do you feel..?
User avatar #389 to #388 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
**trapazoid takes the pain killers**....Sleepy...
User avatar #390 to #389 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
**heartstringslyra helps you to your feet**
We should get you to shelter. Wouldn't want to be surrounded.
User avatar #391 to #390 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
**trapazoid yawns**Okiedoke...Everything is so qiute
User avatar #393 to #391 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
**heartstringslyra 's expression darkens**
This... This is a forest. Why are there no birds chirping or something.


(I cry a little every time I forget to small text.)
User avatar #395 to #393 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
**trapazoid yawns again**We're a long ways away from the lab, Are you sure you know where we are doctor?
User avatar #396 to #395 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
**heartstringslyra 's eye widen with fear**
Shit shit shit...
*I forcefully lead you away from the area we were in, to a clearing near a small river*
User avatar #397 to #396 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
**trapazoid sits in front of the river and stares into it**Doctor.....The pipes have ruptured, There is water everywhere....I didn't do it
User avatar #398 to #397 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
**heartstringslyra stares at you confused**
What are you talking about..?
User avatar #399 to #398 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
The pipes...They are leaking....It wasn't me, must have been #07 *vomits into the river*
User avatar #400 to #399 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
**heartstringslyra pats your back**
Woah, what the hell is wrong, what do you mean #7?!
User avatar #355 to #354 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
**trapazoid bandages himself and grumbles**
User avatar #356 to #355 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
**heartstringslyra smiles**
Cheer up! I could have easily killed you with a single bullet.
( innawoods.net/ ) If you wanted to make one.
User avatar #357 to #356 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
...Lucky shot
User avatar #358 to #357 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
Then I must be very lucky indeed. I don't suppose it'd be a shame for my luck to be used for hunting, hmm?
User avatar #360 to #358 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
...I wouldn't need your help if you didn't shoot me
User avatar #362 to #360 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
**heartstringslyra sticks his tongue out at you**
I wouldn't need to shoot you if you didn't threaten me. And the circle is complete.
User avatar #363 to #362 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
...You had better be a light sleeper...
User avatar #364 to #363 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
**heartstringslyra un-holsters his pistol**
That's why I have this.
User avatar #365 to #364 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
Grrrrr....Put that away
User avatar #366 to #365 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
**heartstringslyra puts it away and smirks**
I don't plan on shooting you anymore. But plans change, like you know, when you run at me.
User avatar #367 to #366 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
I would have got you too, Had you not been so damn lucky
User avatar #368 to #367 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
**heartstringslyra shoots a single bullet a inch away from your leg, in the area I shot last time**
Whoops.
User avatar #369 to #368 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
**trapazoid yelps and scoots backwards a few feet**H-Hey!
User avatar #370 to #369 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
**heartstringslyra sticks my tongue out again**
User avatar #371 to #370 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
**trapazoid growls at you**
User avatar #372 to #371 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
**heartstringslyra points the barrel of his gun at your head, raising an eyebrow**
User avatar #373 to #372 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
**trapazoid qiutes down**....S-Sorry....
User avatar #374 to #373 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
We should probably move soon...
User avatar #375 to #374 - trapazoid (02/21/2013) [-]
W-Wait....I.....I can't walk thanks to you!
User avatar #376 to #375 - heartstringslyra (02/21/2013) [-]
Stay her- *Smiles at the irony*
I'll find you a stick, then we'll get you some morphine.
User avatar #349 - supermilk (02/16/2013) [-]
**supermilk hugs trapazoid**

sorry for snapping at you
User avatar #350 to #349 - trapazoid (02/16/2013) [-]
**trapazoid snuggles you**Its ok
User avatar #344 - supermilk (02/12/2013) [-]
FRENDSHIIIIIIIIIP!
User avatar #347 to #344 - trapazoid (02/12/2013) [-]
Why hadn't this happened earlier ?
User avatar #348 to #347 - supermilk (02/12/2013) [-]
I don't even know.
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