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Interests: You, me, coitus, now.
Date Signed Up:12/14/2012
Location:Caton NY
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#11 - What was the point of this comment?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/05/2014 on So i tried to take my cat... -4
User avatar #14 - mutzaki (01/05/2014) [-]
OP tried to make it seem like it's his cat, when it isn't. A lot of people don't like lying OP's.
User avatar #15 - traks (01/05/2014) [-]
Nevermind then, I thought you were gonna be one of those faggots bitching because it was taken from another site
User avatar #16 - mutzaki (01/05/2014) [-]
I'm not the same person.
Yeah, no, I'm a promoter of image sharing. Otherwise, one would have to frequent several different sites to see all the funny shit.
User avatar #17 - traks (01/05/2014) [-]
Shit...I didnt notice you werent the same person.
I think I need some sleep
#34 - Yeah...I cant, it happens a lot. One of the reasons I mute eve… 01/05/2014 on Gta V in a nutshell +6
#10 - That kid is ******* lost his **** , w… 01/05/2014 on Have you seen my son?? +41
#24 - Mein gott, numbers AND and underscore Dude... 01/05/2014 on 10/10 +2
#44 - Haai Mikli ~Foxxi  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on Biker boyz 0
User avatar #45 - mikli (01/05/2014) [-]
#42 - Thank you for sharing that, Im gonna donate as soon as I get t… 01/05/2014 on Biker boyz +1
#38 - I have a confession to make I bought a subscription to ban…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Multiple Choices 0
#40 - anonymous (01/05/2014) [-]
wow, someone still pays for porns in 2014
just a tip: you can find it for free
#124 - markonj (01/05/2014) [-]
Seriously though, a password for bangbros is extremely hard to find, and believe me I have tried many times.
That's me though. I usually stick to brazzers because there are tons of passes out there.
#40 - Its so ******* adorable 01/05/2014 on scott pilgrim +3
#57 - Allow me to be edgy and post this  [+] (4 new replies) 01/05/2014 on A simple theory +10
#82 - gadorian (01/05/2014) [-]
it was kinda off to the right, so i centered it a bit.
#80 - gadorian (01/05/2014) [-]
thank you, sir. this is now my desktop wallpaper.
#75 - cactusupthebutt (01/05/2014) [-]
It's just crazy enough to be true.
#74 - flygarjhonny (01/05/2014) [-]
Soooo, man creates God, God created dinosaurs, God created man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs-museum with dinosaur bones which never existed except if timetravel was possible which means that some maniac at some point of time would have stopped God from ever being created. Therefore dinosaurs could not have existed?
#42 - Looks like Charlie Sheen sneezed on the trampoline  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2014 on Snow way +2
#46 - kevinrox (01/05/2014) [-]
#44 - konradkurze (01/05/2014) [-]
#84 - I bought a shirt from one of these places once, on a road trip… 01/05/2014 on Kum & Go 0
#83 - My ******* face 01/05/2014 on Kum & Go 0
#15 - **** this "Oh Canada is so cold" …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2014 on Welcome to Canada 0
User avatar #18 - imadps (01/04/2014) [-]
Yea for the first time in how long?

It's regularly been -45C around my area in Canada, and a lot of others. No way the States will beat us in terms of cold.
#14 - Its -35C across the border here in New York. **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2014 on Welcome to Canada 0
User avatar #16 - Crusader (01/04/2014) [-]
New York and Vancouver are on opposite sides of the continent
#4 - His pants were too tight, and he needed help getting them off 01/04/2014 on (untitled) 0
#7 - Dude, seriously? That was one line 01/04/2014 on obama +23
#6 - I dont think so, but I used to tell my brother he was an accid…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2014 on dad level 55 0
#9 - locke (01/04/2014) [-]
then that would be ironic justice now wouldn't it?
#4 - My parents are the same age...  [+] (3 new replies) 01/04/2014 on dad level 55 +1
User avatar #5 - infinitereaper (01/04/2014) [-]
we're you an accident?
User avatar #6 - traks (01/04/2014) [-]
I dont think so, but I used to tell my brother he was an accident when we were younger
Im an asshole
#9 - locke (01/04/2014) [-]
then that would be ironic justice now wouldn't it?
#18 - People often mistake the Satan as a dark god Hes just pris…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2014 on Good Guy Satan +62
User avatar #37 - captainfuckitall (01/04/2014) [-]
*Depending on what literature you read

Satan is viewed very differently depending on which sect of christianity you subscribe to.
#5 - Did anyone else think that rail was supposed to be a Management Rail? 01/04/2014 on My morning routine. -1
#8 - I never understood why inbred people look so ****** up  [+] (14 new replies) 01/04/2014 on Incest 0
User avatar #12 - dafiltafish (01/04/2014) [-]
the dna gets a bit confused and mistakes are made.
User avatar #11 - MegaAwesomeSauce (01/04/2014) [-]
I don't know if the other dude was right cause his explanation was pretty weird but essentially, genetic defects become twice as likely to occur in incest children because the genes are doubling up. If two sibling have recessive genes for trisomy 21 which causes down syndrome, it is unlikely that their future partner will also have a recessive gene for trisomy 21 meaning that their offspring will produce a normal child. Siblings have relatively similar genes meaning that the chance of both siblings having the recessive gene is much higher meaning higher chance of random defects
User avatar #10 - duudegladiator (01/04/2014) [-]
When you mix two VERY similar genes, the codes in the genes mutate and either create mentally retarded/unstable children, or physically disabled/mutated children.

its kinda why you go to the doctor to make sure your wife and you are not THAT closely related so your kids don't end up like oafey.
User avatar #13 - weightedtemp (01/04/2014) [-]
Couples go to the doctor to see if they're related? This is news to me
User avatar #14 - duudegladiator (01/04/2014) [-]
Well, not to see if they are related per say, but to see what would happen if they should have kids. Most parents don't, but those who do know that they will have healthy children.
User avatar #15 - weightedtemp (01/04/2014) [-]
What if they're actually cousins?
User avatar #23 - elyiia (01/04/2014) [-]
I remember reading somewhere that the birth defect rate of cousins is about the same as if the women was over 40 in a normal couple.
User avatar #16 - duudegladiator (01/04/2014) [-]
Then that would be really awkward when you are having sex. "Oh yeah 'Cuz, right there baby." "Fuck Yeah Cousin."

Now it's sounding like West Virginia. (Sad Joke)
User avatar #17 - weightedtemp (01/04/2014) [-]
I don't know why the entire country singles out West Virginia for incest almost instinctively, but I wholeheartedly support it
User avatar #18 - duudegladiator (01/04/2014) [-]
I think it had to do with some statistic way back when and then the whole country never forgot.
User avatar #19 - weightedtemp (01/04/2014) [-]
We know what you did West Virginia...
#20 - duudegladiator (01/04/2014) [-]
Yes... Its all coming back to me. Rebecca had a fine ass tho.
#21 - weightedtemp (01/04/2014) [-]
#34 - dieterkaiser (01/04/2014) [-]
#5 - I never understood why that box is The Internet  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2014 on Claw Game 0
User avatar #18 - thepunchedface (01/04/2014) [-]
She's completely technologically illiterate and the two guys tricked her into thinking that the box is The Internet handed to them from Big Ben by the Elders of the Internet and demagnetized by Stephen Hawking.

The stockholders she's presenting it to are utter idiots as well
User avatar #7 - thenewgizmobox (01/04/2014) [-]
it was a trick.
#4660161 - WHO ARE YOU AND WHY AM I HERE!?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2014 on Play items 0
User avatar #4660244 - hornybunny (01/04/2014) [-]
tehe :3
#4660152 - WHY DID YOU MENTION ME!? 01/04/2014 on Play items 0
#28 - Oh, I remember that I havent seen that in **** … 01/04/2014 on Green FunnyJunk Compilation +4
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#458 - chrisstineline (07/05/2013) [-]
You can have the unicorn. It's now yours, and only yours.
You can have the unicorn. It's now yours, and only yours.
#351 - Gazereth (05/12/2013) [-]
Later bro.. Been great knowing you, but I'm done with Tinychat and I won't be on Fj. I've deleted everyone from the Tinychat on facebook, So yeah. I'm out man, Been a pleasure.   
Love ya bro <3
Later bro.. Been great knowing you, but I'm done with Tinychat and I won't be on Fj. I've deleted everyone from the Tinychat on facebook, So yeah. I'm out man, Been a pleasure.
Love ya bro <3
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