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Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Does it matter that much to you?
X-box Gamertag: xXdarkredknight
Interests: You, me, coitus, now.
Date Signed Up:12/14/2012
Last Login:4/17/2014
Location:Caton NY
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Content Ranking:#6466
Comment Ranking:#686
Highest Content Rank:#1847
Highest Comment Rank:#614
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Level 263 Comments: Pure Win → Level 264 Comments: Pure Win
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#13 - XDDDDDD Disappointed in you 04/16/2014 on TFW taking photos of the... +1
#17 - 607 reporting in All we got was some dust, most of it got … 04/16/2014 on Fuck this shit 0
#13 - How the **** is that a redneck haircut?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2014 on an eye for an iPhone 0
User avatar #111 - loshelmos (04/17/2014) [-]
I relooked after your comment. I thought it looked like a cropped horribly done bowl cut at first and never re-looked. I apologize.
#36 - anonymous (04/16/2014) [-]
hes a fat northerner, they all have long greasy hair. Ignore him and he'll retreat back to his suburb
#7 - ITS SO FLUFFY!  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2014 on It's all coming back! +37
#20 - darkangeloffire (04/16/2014) [-]
A captioned, full gif
User avatar #18 - grimagination (04/16/2014) [-]
why does it seem like shes humping the shit out of it...
what the fuck have you people done to me
#7 - Get yourself the right team, and that bad boy is unstoppable 04/16/2014 on Get yourself a magifish +1
#11 - What an ******* 04/16/2014 on Just take a look.. It's in... 0
#23 - Why the **** did you go all tumblr on us, mate?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2014 on Enlarge the picture +6
User avatar #32 - shema (04/16/2014) [-]
i dont know what that means but i can take it back if i hurt your feelings or anything. i can do all +1
#294 - You should seriously sticky that link  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2014 on crowd's profile 0
User avatar #295 - crowd (04/16/2014) [-]
Done and done <3
#4 - Jesus Christ, its like looking in a time machine 04/16/2014 on Dr.Dre & Eminem +3
#63 - You ******* glorious bastard 04/16/2014 on Nerves of steel, Nope 0
#9 - That title means more than one thing 04/16/2014 on Fucking dead +6
#7 - **traks rolled comment #28 ** : Right here Ill hav… 04/16/2014 on Being useless +2
#4 - Picture 04/16/2014 on Lighten the mood a bit +1
#49 - Im gonna go out on a limb and say that he didnt survive that  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Nerves of steel, Nope 0
User avatar #60 - hilariousrubbish (04/16/2014) [-]
he went out on a limb
and came back with 3
#63 - traks (04/16/2014) [-]
You fucking glorious bastard
User avatar #58 - syluxsc (04/16/2014) [-]
He did survive, when this was posted some time ago there were links in the comments with info. Since my memory is bad and i am lazy i don't know the site nor do i search it up.
He did have several injury's though, non lethal.
#42 - I think it ended because his spine was in his forehead  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2014 on Nerves of steel, Nope 0
#43 - mungeholio (04/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, I guess that makes sense
It also makes me sad
#8 - I was so ******* annoyed to wake up to it snowing today 04/16/2014 on I live in the Chicago suburbs 0
#30 - Try asking www.4chan.org/boards/wg/ Find one of the IMTs… 04/16/2014 on Guns don't kill... 0
#8 - The **** is the dog supposed to do about the … 04/16/2014 on Where is my fucking Ferrari?! 0
#32 - Related  [+] (12 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Nerves of steel, Nope +2
#52 - hoborgor (04/16/2014) [-]
Source: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnofZVV6Rdo
Parachute didn't deploy, guy survived.
User avatar #50 - melwach (04/16/2014) [-]
At first I thought he'd have a paracute or something and would sail off into the distance.
Well..nope.
#48 - jaked (04/16/2014) [-]
How did he intend to survive that? Is this some bizarre ritual suicide?
#61 - twotwelve (04/16/2014) [-]
I heard somewhere that he had a parachute, but it didn't open
User avatar #49 - traks (04/16/2014) [-]
Im gonna go out on a limb and say that he didnt survive that
User avatar #60 - hilariousrubbish (04/16/2014) [-]
he went out on a limb
and came back with 3
#63 - traks (04/16/2014) [-]
You fucking glorious bastard
User avatar #58 - syluxsc (04/16/2014) [-]
He did survive, when this was posted some time ago there were links in the comments with info. Since my memory is bad and i am lazy i don't know the site nor do i search it up.
He did have several injury's though, non lethal.
#39 - mungeholio (04/16/2014) [-]
I want to see the end of that gif so badly D:
#47 - thefallenace (04/16/2014) [-]
sourceror
saucefinder

I too would like to know if the guy is pepsi or not.
Praise the source gods!
User avatar #42 - traks (04/16/2014) [-]
I think it ended because his spine was in his forehead
#43 - mungeholio (04/16/2014) [-]
Yeah, I guess that makes sense
It also makes me sad
#15 - Theres zombies in DayZ? 04/16/2014 on Just Like The Walking Dead... +3
#18 - Holy ******* **** youre a ***… 04/16/2014 on Actual Advice Chicken +18
#33 - Hollow Points are banned in war?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Well this is slightly... 0
#154 - sspacecore (04/16/2014) [-]
So are soft lead tips, I don't know what the actual designation for them is, but when they hit, they flatten-out and leave an exit hole that about the size of a large bread plate.
#64 - jaked (04/16/2014) [-]
They, like most of the items on that list are banned just because they aren't any more effective at killing in the short term, but they make a surgeon's job much more difficult and cause unnecessary and cruel complications if the soldier survives.
User avatar #56 - usarmyexplain (04/16/2014) [-]
The ban is actually on all expanding round ammunition, those are rounds designed to expand or fragment on impact.

Hollow point rounds leave wounds that cannot heal or close without surgery, they also leave fragments inside that have to be taken out. Where ball or FMJ ammunition will generally pass through a body intact and in a strait line, leaving a wound that is either fatal or much easier to treat.

More detailed explanation in the below , somewhat morbid.
It really seems kinda silly, till somebody you know gets their abdomen perforated by the stuff, and they are just laying there waiting to die because everything that was between their sternum and pelvis now has the constancy of ground beef and is decorating a wall. There is really no way to replace all of somebody's digestive tract.
User avatar #36 - therealtjthemedic (04/16/2014) [-]
Only FMJ rounds are considered 'acceptable' and are officially issued. However, whatever 'supply mishaps' happen can't be controlled.
#10 - go le **** yourself 04/16/2014 on Flashin' Gang Signs With... +1
#6 - Little dude is so happy that he has a banana 04/16/2014 on Holy Shit a Banana! 0
#14 - So what, it has a few kinks. Still adorable 04/16/2014 on This is why I need an otter 0
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H-Hello senpai~
#458 - chrisstineline (07/05/2013) [-]
You can have the unicorn. It's now yours, and only yours.
You can have the unicorn. It's now yours, and only yours.
#351 - Gazereth (05/12/2013) [-]
Later bro.. Been great knowing you, but I'm done with Tinychat and I won't be on Fj. I've deleted everyone from the Tinychat on facebook, So yeah. I'm out man, Been a pleasure.   
Love ya bro &lt;3
Later bro.. Been great knowing you, but I'm done with Tinychat and I won't be on Fj. I've deleted everyone from the Tinychat on facebook, So yeah. I'm out man, Been a pleasure.
Love ya bro <3
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