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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Does it matter that much to you?
X-box Gamertag: xXdarkredknight
Interests: You, me, coitus, now.
Date Signed Up:12/14/2012
Location:Caton NY
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#7 - Its also incredibly hard. 11/21/2014 on Oldschool planezook 0
#15 - Why risk ******* up a chance to catch a shiny, es…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Pokemon +2
User avatar #17 - ghostninjaguy (11/21/2014) [-]
Because I got skill, no need
#36 - anonymous (11/21/2014) [-]
Got skill....chance to catch it is equal to that of catching a legendary...its only move hurts itself...you can't make a skill that will let you increase the set catch rate for a pokemon. And if it can only hurt itself in its moves, you will only get like 10-15 chances.
#21 - doubting (11/21/2014) [-]
ghostninjaguy'sFW
#13 - uwot m8?  [+] (6 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Pokemon +3
User avatar #14 - ghostninjaguy (11/21/2014) [-]
I can catch that, I caught Dialga with a pokeball
User avatar #40 - emopandaxox (11/21/2014) [-]
i once killed crawmerax with my pinky toe
User avatar #15 - traks (11/21/2014) [-]
Why risk fucking up a chance to catch a shiny, especially an awesome shiny?
User avatar #17 - ghostninjaguy (11/21/2014) [-]
Because I got skill, no need
#36 - anonymous (11/21/2014) [-]
Got skill....chance to catch it is equal to that of catching a legendary...its only move hurts itself...you can't make a skill that will let you increase the set catch rate for a pokemon. And if it can only hurt itself in its moves, you will only get like 10-15 chances.
#21 - doubting (11/21/2014) [-]
ghostninjaguy'sFW
#17 - Those tags  [+] (11 new replies) 11/21/2014 on Radio Radio +44
User avatar #94 - threeeighteen (11/22/2014) [-]
Now I have to masturbate to this pretentious bitch.
#86 - anonymous (11/22/2014) [-]
I don't know what's going on but I'm completely turned on now.
User avatar #81 - lecorbi (11/22/2014) [-]
i fucking love this woman.
#79 - supremg (11/22/2014) [-]
MFW i searched for tags for about seven minutes
#73 - anonymous (11/22/2014) [-]
guys...what if he meant the tumblr tags?
User avatar #84 - donbionicle (11/22/2014) [-]
Those aren't tags, those are sentences separated by hashtags instead of punctuation. Even their formatting makes me dislike them.
#93 - anonymous (11/22/2014) [-]
Um....no. Those are tags. If you're going to make fun of the site, at least know how it works.
User avatar #89 - exotic (11/22/2014) [-]
when you reblog from someone else their tags don't get saved. Some people copy-paste the tags into the text box because they think it's funny enough to be preserved.
Or to be an attention whore.
#55 - datmine (11/21/2014) [-]
OH GOD THE TAGS
THEY ARENT THERE
#43 - xCONGiEx (11/21/2014) [-]
#30 - swagasaurusrex (11/21/2014) [-]
#6 - First thing to make me actually laugh in a while. Make another… 11/21/2014 on Funny animals comp... +1
#9 - >Men > Good with money **** , a man…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/21/2014 on 2015 +1
User avatar #10 - therealtjthemedic (11/21/2014) [-]
It means easy to read your emotions or some shit.
They wanna be able to control you or some stupid crap like that.
#12 - onyxxx (11/21/2014) [-]
Actually, when a person is easy to read it means that you can adjust your actions in order to make living more harmonious, or so that you can get a better idea of what's up with them, but yeah, it does help to manipulate/control them.
User avatar #16 - therealtjthemedic (11/21/2014) [-]
thx bruv
#90 - Woah man, I mean its kinda fair, he has a smaller hit box than… 11/21/2014 on Found the real green lantern 0
#64 - Would be a lot better if it had the name "Hot Redhead goe… 11/21/2014 on k 0
#1931 - thank you, I love it, its so great to watch people debate over…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on what do you look like? 0
User avatar #2587 - matrixone (11/19/2014) [-]
since when a statement is a debate?
#1828 - Actually havent. Im a straight male. But still, we're all faggots  [+] (8 new replies) 11/19/2014 on what do you look like? 0
User avatar #1872 - zeroqp (11/19/2014) [-]
>actually havent

wanna find out how big you can go?

your ass after I'm done playing with you ->
User avatar #3092 - datassman (11/20/2014) [-]
you must have a weirdly shaped penis
User avatar #3105 - zeroqp (11/20/2014) [-]
Only one way to find out, bro.
User avatar #3107 - datassman (11/20/2014) [-]
I'm down
User avatar #3267 - zeroqp (11/20/2014) [-]
Didn't expect you to agree so casually...erm... I'm in a pinch now. :b
how about you put up some nice nudes on NSFW first, and then we'll talk
User avatar #3283 - datassman (11/20/2014) [-]
it'd have to be in the gay thread, bro i'm pan
User avatar #3289 - zeroqp (11/20/2014) [-]
pan... what? Pan-sexual?
Also, I'm bailing on this joke. It's no fun if people agree and aren't creeped out.
User avatar #3295 - datassman (11/20/2014) [-]
yep. and alright hahahaha i was wondering how long it'd go
#30 - Rip in peace 11/19/2014 on Dog Shaming 3, now with... 0
#1763 - Thats what we need. Then feminists can chillax and let us do our thang 11/19/2014 on what do you look like? 0
#1754 - Here is my faggot ass  [+] (13 new replies) 11/19/2014 on what do you look like? +3
User avatar #1928 - matrixone (11/19/2014) [-]
you look pretty gay, dude
User avatar #1931 - traks (11/19/2014) [-]
thank you, I love it, its so great to watch people debate over your gender in public
User avatar #2587 - matrixone (11/19/2014) [-]
since when a statement is a debate?
User avatar #1815 - zeroqp (11/19/2014) [-]
what's the biggest you've ever taken?
User avatar #1828 - traks (11/19/2014) [-]
Actually havent. Im a straight male. But still, we're all faggots
User avatar #1872 - zeroqp (11/19/2014) [-]
>actually havent

wanna find out how big you can go?

your ass after I'm done playing with you ->
User avatar #3092 - datassman (11/20/2014) [-]
you must have a weirdly shaped penis
User avatar #3105 - zeroqp (11/20/2014) [-]
Only one way to find out, bro.
User avatar #3107 - datassman (11/20/2014) [-]
I'm down
User avatar #3267 - zeroqp (11/20/2014) [-]
Didn't expect you to agree so casually...erm... I'm in a pinch now. :b
how about you put up some nice nudes on NSFW first, and then we'll talk
User avatar #3283 - datassman (11/20/2014) [-]
it'd have to be in the gay thread, bro i'm pan
User avatar #3289 - zeroqp (11/20/2014) [-]
pan... what? Pan-sexual?
Also, I'm bailing on this joke. It's no fun if people agree and aren't creeped out.
User avatar #3295 - datassman (11/20/2014) [-]
yep. and alright hahahaha i was wondering how long it'd go
#1752 - Can we bang?  [+] (6 new replies) 11/19/2014 on what do you look like? +5
#2259 - anonasuser (11/19/2014) [-]
we'll bang, okay?
#1762 - anonymous (11/19/2014) [-]
No, Your offspring would be too gender ambiguous for the world
User avatar #1783 - applecopy (11/19/2014) [-]
kek
User avatar #2239 - fjaggot (11/19/2014) [-]
these are serious questions btw
#2222 - fjaggot (11/19/2014) [-]
What is this faggot show?
Why are trying to be a woman??
User avatar #1763 - traks (11/19/2014) [-]
Thats what we need. Then feminists can chillax and let us do our thang
#40 - Hit me with you best shot 11/19/2014 on Hit me 0
#19 - Yep, there is also a video of him humping his anime pillow 11/19/2014 on Cringe Compilation 4 +1
#3 - That was absolutely horrible. +1 11/19/2014 on faith in humanity +1
#3 - I dont get it.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/19/2014 on Roleplaying Shenanigans +2
User avatar #4 - psykobear (11/19/2014) [-]
Futurama.
#6 - Sixth! I can do it too, faggots. 11/19/2014 on hahaha black people +3
#7 - Enlarge 11/19/2014 on Debra 0
#110 - So I win, right? 11/19/2014 on Magic the Bathering +1
#15 - But dat ass was fat 11/17/2014 on Drawstrings 0
#7 - This isnt even funny, like what the **** . Its…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on what a casual +2
User avatar #10 - corsairjoshua (11/17/2014) [-]
Wait, it's not? Coulda fooled me.
#26 - I feel this information was pulled out of whoever made this ma…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on Let the Debate Begin 0
#27 - mrlalman (11/17/2014) [-]
Then maybe your grandfather should shut the fuck up about "pop".
#3 - Caught the laptop like a champ.  [+] (6 new replies) 11/17/2014 on Quick Cleanup +127
User avatar #5 - chubbisavior (11/17/2014) [-]
It's a mac, he didn't do himself any favors
#15 - affix (11/17/2014) [-]
Mac jokes are so old man.
A built windows pc is like a twin turbo honda civic you build yourself. Its faster than a nissan GTR and its way cheaper. What more do you want? What can a GTR do that a honda civic cant? The honda owner knows the ins and outs and how to upgrade until the thing can achieve orbit.

A mac is like a Nissan GTR. Hella expensive. Fast. Sleek. Pretty. You actually want to be seen with one. You wont understand it until you get one. You ENJOY using a mac and driving a GTR. They both have a billion little things that make you happy but are not technical specifications. And since you threw money at the thing you have only basic knowledge like how to change the oil (use software)

100% of people i've met who can afford macs love them. 100% of people i've met that are diehard windows guys don't want to go out with me and would rather stay indoors. Like the mechanic that can make his honda travel through time but can't keep a girl because his car is gutted, and uncomfortable.
And im not even baiting
#22 - brytonn (11/17/2014) [-]
Good analogy, except I don't think its possible to make a Honda Civic go faster than a GTR. It'd have to have a twin turbo/ supercharged v8 with whole new drivetrain, switch to either RWD or AWD, suspension, transmission, and heaps of computers and sensors. By that point, it'll be a behemoth of a car with a shell of a civic like the 800hp corolla s that just came out
I like the way you think though
pic related, so cal gtr meet last year
#23 - affix (11/17/2014) [-]
Sir. If you read my comment without having an aneurysm onto your keyboard, then i like the way you think too. I wish i was at that meet. The exhaust angels singing...
#24 - brytonn (11/17/2014) [-]
My friend was in the line of them driving out and he hit one.
Just the bumped was 5k
I cried

#25 - affix (11/17/2014) [-]
Im so sorry.
I eyeball people pulling into the spot next to me, or opening doors near my car.
11 mustang gt premium 6 speed
they take it personally every time, i dont care who you are just, be careful around my firstborn.
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#636 - traks (08/07/2014) [-]
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#458 - chrisstineline (07/05/2013) [-]
You can have the unicorn. It's now yours, and only yours.
You can have the unicorn. It's now yours, and only yours.
#351 - Gazereth (05/12/2013) [-]
Later bro.. Been great knowing you, but I'm done with Tinychat and I won't be on Fj. I've deleted everyone from the Tinychat on facebook, So yeah. I'm out man, Been a pleasure.   
Love ya bro <3
Later bro.. Been great knowing you, but I'm done with Tinychat and I won't be on Fj. I've deleted everyone from the Tinychat on facebook, So yeah. I'm out man, Been a pleasure.
Love ya bro <3
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