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User avatar #33 - trainerblu (10/09/2013) [-]
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A story for you, dear anon, my friend

so fitting, for this thread, so near the end

I'll tell you of my niece, and a little adventure

that made me feel... NAUGHTY.

Her name was Jessica, at some point or another

But I called her Mabel, and got rid of her brother

They never found out, of course, and it made me quite happy

for the bond I filled in for him was quite emotional and sappy.

She loved videogames, you see, and played on her ps3

but that wasn't right, she was playing games without me!

she played mahvel and skullgirls and darkstalkers and more

those fighting games, so violent, and they're just such a bore.

and then I thought I'd give her a new console, and that made me feel... NAUGHTY.

Christmas day came, her parents gone on vacation

left her in my care, the ideal situation

We sat by the fireplace and dollar store Christmas tree

her clothes, so loose... so free...

she opened her presents, she squaled with glee

"oh papa max, you got me a wii!"

she opened it up, but got a bad paper cut

and wanting to protect her, I felt... NAUGHTY

...

When all was done, I tucked her in tight.

When she was done crying, I turned off the light

and now I post, in this thread, so naughty

I post, sincerely yours

Blu
#25 - trainerblu (01/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #23 - trainerblu (01/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #31 to #23 - notxiro (02/18/2013) [-]


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User avatar #30 to #23 - djequalizee (02/17/2013) [-]
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User avatar #22 to #18 - ancientchaos (12/29/2012) [-]
>twilight princess

Mah *****
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User avatar #11 - trainerblu (09/15/2012) [-]
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DAMN THIS IS FANCY!
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User avatar #10 - trainerblu (09/12/2012) [-]
pants
User avatar #9 - mrspensy (09/09/2012) [-]
You keeping that medium apple?
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