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#74 - And the name Germany comes from Latin Germania, which is where…  [+] (15 new replies) 10/12/2014 on empire total war 0
User avatar #83 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
I am french and I'm gonna tell you that Franks = French.


Mind you they were called Franks until the second half of the Middle-Ages. French nationalism didn't exist until the Hundred Years War.


Carolus Magnus aka Charlemagne unified much of Europe from the Slavs to Iberia and both France and Germany are fractions of his kingdom,and the two consider him a founding father however he was the GRANDSON of Charles Martel who was the one to win at Poitiers and who was the De Facto ruler of Francia which makes Charlemagne a conquering french King.
User avatar #76 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
Also, nigger, I'm not French.
User avatar #80 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
No but I am and I confirm he dumb yo. Carolus Magnus = French and France is but a fragment of his actual kingdom at the time,and this doesn't keep him from being seen as the father of Germany too.
#81 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
He is the father of Europe and the hammer of it as well.
User avatar #85 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
However It was not Charlemagne who stopped the sandniggers at Poitiers but it was his grandfather Charles Martel,who was the De Facto ruler of Francia.

Which makes Charlemagne french and not German,nor Italian,nor Jamaican.
User avatar #91 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
Well, if Charlemagne fell into a hole and died then there would be no Charles Martel......
Kind of carries the legacy of the famiry. Also, WTF France, you built a mosque a stone throw away from where the muzzies were stopped. Also, you have built a mosque in Paris, named CONQUEST.
User avatar #99 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
Blame Paris not me. Paris is another country here. They're the actual french stereotype.


The rest is just disappointment and sandniggers.


And myself I guess I'm the only remaining frenchman that goes around carrying a sword and an armor,ever ready for when the English come again.
User avatar #101 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
*tips Joan of Arc*
User avatar #103 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
*Tips Francisque*
User avatar #107 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
*tips something*
Where were you when Bosnia is kill?
User avatar #112 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
If that cheers you up I removed kebab with Hungary in EUIV... It wasn't easy,really.


I even liberated Bosnia. Okay it was so it becomes a vassal but still. Better than Ottomans no?
User avatar #113 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
Anything beats the Ottomans.
<3 you 5ever.
User avatar #109 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
I wasn't born!
#111 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
Me neither but still, noone came to our aid.
>tfw no
>no allies
>Turks invaide
User avatar #75 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
>And the name Germany comes from Latin Germania, which is where the Franks came from.
Yes, and they migrated in the 5th century during the first great European migration.
>Names=/=Bloodlines
Yeah, it makes me wonder if Władysław III of Poland was really Polish?
#72 - I don't even know what to say to that that's so ridiculous. …  [+] (17 new replies) 10/12/2014 on empire total war 0
#73 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
>The Franks weren't French, they were ancestors of the French, they share a common lineage but they are not the same thing.
No, not really. They just founded The Frank Reich, the Empire of the Franks and let me remind you again that the name France comes from Latin Francia, which literally means "land of the Franks" you ignorant fool.
Ethnicity=/=Bloodline
Ethnicity is related to culture.
> humanity started in Africa and migrated from there so deal with it.
0/10
Go back to tumblr.
User avatar #74 - traelos (10/12/2014) [-]
And the name Germany comes from Latin Germania, which is where the Franks came from.

Names=/=Bloodlines

But I get it, you'd rather pretend your lineage is great and powerful because it makes you feel better about being personally worthless. Whatever, have fun, I'm done replying.
User avatar #83 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
I am french and I'm gonna tell you that Franks = French.


Mind you they were called Franks until the second half of the Middle-Ages. French nationalism didn't exist until the Hundred Years War.


Carolus Magnus aka Charlemagne unified much of Europe from the Slavs to Iberia and both France and Germany are fractions of his kingdom,and the two consider him a founding father however he was the GRANDSON of Charles Martel who was the one to win at Poitiers and who was the De Facto ruler of Francia which makes Charlemagne a conquering french King.
User avatar #76 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
Also, nigger, I'm not French.
User avatar #80 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
No but I am and I confirm he dumb yo. Carolus Magnus = French and France is but a fragment of his actual kingdom at the time,and this doesn't keep him from being seen as the father of Germany too.
#81 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
He is the father of Europe and the hammer of it as well.
User avatar #85 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
However It was not Charlemagne who stopped the sandniggers at Poitiers but it was his grandfather Charles Martel,who was the De Facto ruler of Francia.

Which makes Charlemagne french and not German,nor Italian,nor Jamaican.
User avatar #91 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
Well, if Charlemagne fell into a hole and died then there would be no Charles Martel......
Kind of carries the legacy of the famiry. Also, WTF France, you built a mosque a stone throw away from where the muzzies were stopped. Also, you have built a mosque in Paris, named CONQUEST.
User avatar #99 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
Blame Paris not me. Paris is another country here. They're the actual french stereotype.


The rest is just disappointment and sandniggers.


And myself I guess I'm the only remaining frenchman that goes around carrying a sword and an armor,ever ready for when the English come again.
User avatar #101 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
*tips Joan of Arc*
User avatar #103 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
*Tips Francisque*
User avatar #107 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
*tips something*
Where were you when Bosnia is kill?
User avatar #112 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
If that cheers you up I removed kebab with Hungary in EUIV... It wasn't easy,really.


I even liberated Bosnia. Okay it was so it becomes a vassal but still. Better than Ottomans no?
User avatar #113 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
Anything beats the Ottomans.
<3 you 5ever.
User avatar #109 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
I wasn't born!
#111 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
Me neither but still, noone came to our aid.
>tfw no
>no allies
>Turks invaide
User avatar #75 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
>And the name Germany comes from Latin Germania, which is where the Franks came from.
Yes, and they migrated in the 5th century during the first great European migration.
>Names=/=Bloodlines
Yeah, it makes me wonder if Władysław III of Poland was really Polish?
#62 - Do you know how time works? The French are descendan…  [+] (19 new replies) 10/12/2014 on empire total war 0
User avatar #64 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
Oh my god you fucking idiot.
The French are French, descendants of a Germanic tribe that came to Gaul.
Originally it applied to the whole Empire of the Franks, extending from southern France to eastern Germany. Modern France is still named today Frankreich in German language ( Frankrijk in Dutch), meaning "Frank Reich", the Realm of the Franks.
And we don't come from Africa, IDK about you but I share no branch with the niggers.
User avatar #72 - traelos (10/12/2014) [-]
I don't even know what to say to that that's so ridiculous.

The Franks weren't French, they were ancestors of the French, they share a common lineage but they are not the same thing. This is particularly obvious in this situation because another distinctly separate ethnic group also shares that Frankish ancestor: the Germans.

Apart from that all I can say is no matter how much you dislike or deny it, humanity started in Africa and migrated from there so deal with it.

Anyway, have fun cherry picking history to suit your needs I guess.
#73 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
>The Franks weren't French, they were ancestors of the French, they share a common lineage but they are not the same thing.
No, not really. They just founded The Frank Reich, the Empire of the Franks and let me remind you again that the name France comes from Latin Francia, which literally means "land of the Franks" you ignorant fool.
Ethnicity=/=Bloodline
Ethnicity is related to culture.
> humanity started in Africa and migrated from there so deal with it.
0/10
Go back to tumblr.
User avatar #74 - traelos (10/12/2014) [-]
And the name Germany comes from Latin Germania, which is where the Franks came from.

Names=/=Bloodlines

But I get it, you'd rather pretend your lineage is great and powerful because it makes you feel better about being personally worthless. Whatever, have fun, I'm done replying.
User avatar #83 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
I am french and I'm gonna tell you that Franks = French.


Mind you they were called Franks until the second half of the Middle-Ages. French nationalism didn't exist until the Hundred Years War.


Carolus Magnus aka Charlemagne unified much of Europe from the Slavs to Iberia and both France and Germany are fractions of his kingdom,and the two consider him a founding father however he was the GRANDSON of Charles Martel who was the one to win at Poitiers and who was the De Facto ruler of Francia which makes Charlemagne a conquering french King.
User avatar #76 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
Also, nigger, I'm not French.
User avatar #80 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
No but I am and I confirm he dumb yo. Carolus Magnus = French and France is but a fragment of his actual kingdom at the time,and this doesn't keep him from being seen as the father of Germany too.
#81 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
He is the father of Europe and the hammer of it as well.
User avatar #85 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
However It was not Charlemagne who stopped the sandniggers at Poitiers but it was his grandfather Charles Martel,who was the De Facto ruler of Francia.

Which makes Charlemagne french and not German,nor Italian,nor Jamaican.
User avatar #91 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
Well, if Charlemagne fell into a hole and died then there would be no Charles Martel......
Kind of carries the legacy of the famiry. Also, WTF France, you built a mosque a stone throw away from where the muzzies were stopped. Also, you have built a mosque in Paris, named CONQUEST.
User avatar #99 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
Blame Paris not me. Paris is another country here. They're the actual french stereotype.


The rest is just disappointment and sandniggers.


And myself I guess I'm the only remaining frenchman that goes around carrying a sword and an armor,ever ready for when the English come again.
User avatar #101 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
*tips Joan of Arc*
User avatar #103 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
*Tips Francisque*
User avatar #107 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
*tips something*
Where were you when Bosnia is kill?
User avatar #112 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
If that cheers you up I removed kebab with Hungary in EUIV... It wasn't easy,really.


I even liberated Bosnia. Okay it was so it becomes a vassal but still. Better than Ottomans no?
User avatar #113 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
Anything beats the Ottomans.
<3 you 5ever.
User avatar #109 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
I wasn't born!
#111 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
Me neither but still, noone came to our aid.
>tfw no
>no allies
>Turks invaide
User avatar #75 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
>And the name Germany comes from Latin Germania, which is where the Franks came from.
Yes, and they migrated in the 5th century during the first great European migration.
>Names=/=Bloodlines
Yeah, it makes me wonder if Władysław III of Poland was really Polish?
#49 - Making him neither French nor German. He was Frankish…  [+] (36 new replies) 10/12/2014 on empire total war 0
#50 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
You have got the be kidding me, The name France comes from Latin Francia, which literally means "land of the Franks".
User avatar #88 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
Eh someone likes Paradox games ; D
User avatar #90 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
More of a Total War fan, I like removing kebab up close and personal.
User avatar #92 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
I'm trying to re-download Medieval II,such a great game...Sadly can't use torrents anymore and it's strangely nowhere to be found. Such a nightmare.

It's keeping me from much deserved crusades. I liked to conquer so fast that the first thing mongols would see upon arriving wound be French Lancers.
User avatar #93 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
Well, *Tips byzantine lancer*
Also, can't you get it on steam?
User avatar #95 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
That's the thing,school internet,now every kind of network except plain direct download are disabled. Steam doesn't work,torrents don't work. All I coulf find was french forums where they just put a copy of the repacks they found and that's like getting made in China shit because french forums are entirely retarded.

Dude asked for the repack of that game,says he searched and the only result was a dead link,dumb moderator bitch comes and says he should use the search function instead and gave him the dead link...


I have such a need to assassinate the pope one more time.
#98 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
>tfw can't conquer Rome
WTF CA!?
User avatar #102 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
1.Conquer Rome wipe out papal states
2.Put in a General with bunch of knights or spearmen
3.Kill the pope once and make sure new pope spawns right next to Rome.

Now whenever the Pope gives you shit,declare war on him and make sure he pepsies in battle. If a Pope from another country gets elected,do again. Repeat until pope is from your country.

Believe it or not it's a much,much faster,safer and overall better way to get rid of all the other cardinals and get yours promoted. There's no Ezio Auditore in that game.
User avatar #104 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
Well, but it's still poopy. It's not like the Romans did the same thing with the SPQR, wait a second..........
User avatar #105 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
Diplomacy is too unilateral in this game. Other countries can buttfuck you just right but you can't even defend yourself.


Not like anything resists french knight charges. They actually beat spearmen. In frontal. No but really lol.
User avatar #106 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
True.
User avatar #108 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
This game

Just excellent


That feeling when your trebuchets fire one time and it lands right on the enemy general.
#110 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
>mfw
User avatar #114 - aldkai (10/13/2014) [-]
The close calls,in this game...

Never had that time when all you still have is 20 survivors from 5 different units and a general splattered with blood? And then you still take the castle? How does this even work
User avatar #116 - schnizel (10/13/2014) [-]
Magic.
User avatar #89 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #62 - traelos (10/12/2014) [-]
Do you know how time works?

The French are descendants of the Franks, as are the Germans but the Franks are neither French nor German.

By your logic we're all just Africans.
User avatar #64 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
Oh my god you fucking idiot.
The French are French, descendants of a Germanic tribe that came to Gaul.
Originally it applied to the whole Empire of the Franks, extending from southern France to eastern Germany. Modern France is still named today Frankreich in German language ( Frankrijk in Dutch), meaning "Frank Reich", the Realm of the Franks.
And we don't come from Africa, IDK about you but I share no branch with the niggers.
User avatar #72 - traelos (10/12/2014) [-]
I don't even know what to say to that that's so ridiculous.

The Franks weren't French, they were ancestors of the French, they share a common lineage but they are not the same thing. This is particularly obvious in this situation because another distinctly separate ethnic group also shares that Frankish ancestor: the Germans.

Apart from that all I can say is no matter how much you dislike or deny it, humanity started in Africa and migrated from there so deal with it.

Anyway, have fun cherry picking history to suit your needs I guess.
#73 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
>The Franks weren't French, they were ancestors of the French, they share a common lineage but they are not the same thing.
No, not really. They just founded The Frank Reich, the Empire of the Franks and let me remind you again that the name France comes from Latin Francia, which literally means "land of the Franks" you ignorant fool.
Ethnicity=/=Bloodline
Ethnicity is related to culture.
> humanity started in Africa and migrated from there so deal with it.
0/10
Go back to tumblr.
User avatar #74 - traelos (10/12/2014) [-]
And the name Germany comes from Latin Germania, which is where the Franks came from.

Names=/=Bloodlines

But I get it, you'd rather pretend your lineage is great and powerful because it makes you feel better about being personally worthless. Whatever, have fun, I'm done replying.
User avatar #83 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
I am french and I'm gonna tell you that Franks = French.


Mind you they were called Franks until the second half of the Middle-Ages. French nationalism didn't exist until the Hundred Years War.


Carolus Magnus aka Charlemagne unified much of Europe from the Slavs to Iberia and both France and Germany are fractions of his kingdom,and the two consider him a founding father however he was the GRANDSON of Charles Martel who was the one to win at Poitiers and who was the De Facto ruler of Francia which makes Charlemagne a conquering french King.
User avatar #76 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
Also, nigger, I'm not French.
User avatar #80 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
No but I am and I confirm he dumb yo. Carolus Magnus = French and France is but a fragment of his actual kingdom at the time,and this doesn't keep him from being seen as the father of Germany too.
#81 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
He is the father of Europe and the hammer of it as well.
User avatar #85 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
However It was not Charlemagne who stopped the sandniggers at Poitiers but it was his grandfather Charles Martel,who was the De Facto ruler of Francia.

Which makes Charlemagne french and not German,nor Italian,nor Jamaican.
User avatar #91 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
Well, if Charlemagne fell into a hole and died then there would be no Charles Martel......
Kind of carries the legacy of the famiry. Also, WTF France, you built a mosque a stone throw away from where the muzzies were stopped. Also, you have built a mosque in Paris, named CONQUEST.
User avatar #99 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
Blame Paris not me. Paris is another country here. They're the actual french stereotype.


The rest is just disappointment and sandniggers.


And myself I guess I'm the only remaining frenchman that goes around carrying a sword and an armor,ever ready for when the English come again.
User avatar #101 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
*tips Joan of Arc*
User avatar #103 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
*Tips Francisque*
User avatar #107 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
*tips something*
Where were you when Bosnia is kill?
User avatar #112 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
If that cheers you up I removed kebab with Hungary in EUIV... It wasn't easy,really.


I even liberated Bosnia. Okay it was so it becomes a vassal but still. Better than Ottomans no?
User avatar #113 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
Anything beats the Ottomans.
<3 you 5ever.
User avatar #109 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
I wasn't born!
#111 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
Me neither but still, noone came to our aid.
>tfw no
>no allies
>Turks invaide
User avatar #75 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
>And the name Germany comes from Latin Germania, which is where the Franks came from.
Yes, and they migrated in the 5th century during the first great European migration.
>Names=/=Bloodlines
Yeah, it makes me wonder if Władysław III of Poland was really Polish?
#44 - Karolus Magnus wasn't french ******* .  [+] (38 new replies) 10/12/2014 on empire total war 0
User avatar #46 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
>Called the "Father of Europe" (pater Europae),[3] Charlemagne united most of Western Europe for the first time since the Roman Empire. His rule spurred the Carolingian Renaissance, a period of cultural and intellectual activity within the Catholic Church. Both the French and German monarchies considered their kingdoms to be descendants of Charlemagne's empire.
User avatar #49 - traelos (10/12/2014) [-]
Making him neither French nor German.

He was Frankish, which was a Germanic tribe that was neither french nor German, but spread throughout modern France and Germany, which then became two isolated regions and developed into the modern French and German ethnicities.

Charlemagne wasn't any more French than MS DOS is Windows 8.
#50 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
You have got the be kidding me, The name France comes from Latin Francia, which literally means "land of the Franks".
User avatar #88 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
Eh someone likes Paradox games ; D
User avatar #90 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
More of a Total War fan, I like removing kebab up close and personal.
User avatar #92 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
I'm trying to re-download Medieval II,such a great game...Sadly can't use torrents anymore and it's strangely nowhere to be found. Such a nightmare.

It's keeping me from much deserved crusades. I liked to conquer so fast that the first thing mongols would see upon arriving wound be French Lancers.
User avatar #93 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
Well, *Tips byzantine lancer*
Also, can't you get it on steam?
User avatar #95 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
That's the thing,school internet,now every kind of network except plain direct download are disabled. Steam doesn't work,torrents don't work. All I coulf find was french forums where they just put a copy of the repacks they found and that's like getting made in China shit because french forums are entirely retarded.

Dude asked for the repack of that game,says he searched and the only result was a dead link,dumb moderator bitch comes and says he should use the search function instead and gave him the dead link...


I have such a need to assassinate the pope one more time.
#98 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
>tfw can't conquer Rome
WTF CA!?
User avatar #102 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
1.Conquer Rome wipe out papal states
2.Put in a General with bunch of knights or spearmen
3.Kill the pope once and make sure new pope spawns right next to Rome.

Now whenever the Pope gives you shit,declare war on him and make sure he pepsies in battle. If a Pope from another country gets elected,do again. Repeat until pope is from your country.

Believe it or not it's a much,much faster,safer and overall better way to get rid of all the other cardinals and get yours promoted. There's no Ezio Auditore in that game.
User avatar #104 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
Well, but it's still poopy. It's not like the Romans did the same thing with the SPQR, wait a second..........
User avatar #105 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
Diplomacy is too unilateral in this game. Other countries can buttfuck you just right but you can't even defend yourself.


Not like anything resists french knight charges. They actually beat spearmen. In frontal. No but really lol.
User avatar #106 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
True.
User avatar #108 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
This game

Just excellent


That feeling when your trebuchets fire one time and it lands right on the enemy general.
#110 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
>mfw
User avatar #114 - aldkai (10/13/2014) [-]
The close calls,in this game...

Never had that time when all you still have is 20 survivors from 5 different units and a general splattered with blood? And then you still take the castle? How does this even work
User avatar #116 - schnizel (10/13/2014) [-]
Magic.
User avatar #89 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #62 - traelos (10/12/2014) [-]
Do you know how time works?

The French are descendants of the Franks, as are the Germans but the Franks are neither French nor German.

By your logic we're all just Africans.
User avatar #64 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
Oh my god you fucking idiot.
The French are French, descendants of a Germanic tribe that came to Gaul.
Originally it applied to the whole Empire of the Franks, extending from southern France to eastern Germany. Modern France is still named today Frankreich in German language ( Frankrijk in Dutch), meaning "Frank Reich", the Realm of the Franks.
And we don't come from Africa, IDK about you but I share no branch with the niggers.
User avatar #72 - traelos (10/12/2014) [-]
I don't even know what to say to that that's so ridiculous.

The Franks weren't French, they were ancestors of the French, they share a common lineage but they are not the same thing. This is particularly obvious in this situation because another distinctly separate ethnic group also shares that Frankish ancestor: the Germans.

Apart from that all I can say is no matter how much you dislike or deny it, humanity started in Africa and migrated from there so deal with it.

Anyway, have fun cherry picking history to suit your needs I guess.
#73 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
>The Franks weren't French, they were ancestors of the French, they share a common lineage but they are not the same thing.
No, not really. They just founded The Frank Reich, the Empire of the Franks and let me remind you again that the name France comes from Latin Francia, which literally means "land of the Franks" you ignorant fool.
Ethnicity=/=Bloodline
Ethnicity is related to culture.
> humanity started in Africa and migrated from there so deal with it.
0/10
Go back to tumblr.
User avatar #74 - traelos (10/12/2014) [-]
And the name Germany comes from Latin Germania, which is where the Franks came from.

Names=/=Bloodlines

But I get it, you'd rather pretend your lineage is great and powerful because it makes you feel better about being personally worthless. Whatever, have fun, I'm done replying.
User avatar #83 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
I am french and I'm gonna tell you that Franks = French.


Mind you they were called Franks until the second half of the Middle-Ages. French nationalism didn't exist until the Hundred Years War.


Carolus Magnus aka Charlemagne unified much of Europe from the Slavs to Iberia and both France and Germany are fractions of his kingdom,and the two consider him a founding father however he was the GRANDSON of Charles Martel who was the one to win at Poitiers and who was the De Facto ruler of Francia which makes Charlemagne a conquering french King.
User avatar #76 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
Also, nigger, I'm not French.
User avatar #80 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
No but I am and I confirm he dumb yo. Carolus Magnus = French and France is but a fragment of his actual kingdom at the time,and this doesn't keep him from being seen as the father of Germany too.
#81 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
He is the father of Europe and the hammer of it as well.
User avatar #85 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
However It was not Charlemagne who stopped the sandniggers at Poitiers but it was his grandfather Charles Martel,who was the De Facto ruler of Francia.

Which makes Charlemagne french and not German,nor Italian,nor Jamaican.
User avatar #91 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
Well, if Charlemagne fell into a hole and died then there would be no Charles Martel......
Kind of carries the legacy of the famiry. Also, WTF France, you built a mosque a stone throw away from where the muzzies were stopped. Also, you have built a mosque in Paris, named CONQUEST.
User avatar #99 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
Blame Paris not me. Paris is another country here. They're the actual french stereotype.


The rest is just disappointment and sandniggers.


And myself I guess I'm the only remaining frenchman that goes around carrying a sword and an armor,ever ready for when the English come again.
User avatar #101 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
*tips Joan of Arc*
User avatar #103 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
*Tips Francisque*
User avatar #107 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
*tips something*
Where were you when Bosnia is kill?
User avatar #112 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
If that cheers you up I removed kebab with Hungary in EUIV... It wasn't easy,really.


I even liberated Bosnia. Okay it was so it becomes a vassal but still. Better than Ottomans no?
User avatar #113 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
Anything beats the Ottomans.
<3 you 5ever.
User avatar #109 - aldkai (10/12/2014) [-]
I wasn't born!
#111 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
Me neither but still, noone came to our aid.
>tfw no
>no allies
>Turks invaide
User avatar #75 - schnizel (10/12/2014) [-]
>And the name Germany comes from Latin Germania, which is where the Franks came from.
Yes, and they migrated in the 5th century during the first great European migration.
>Names=/=Bloodlines
Yeah, it makes me wonder if Władysław III of Poland was really Polish?
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User avatar #83 to #82 - traelos ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
What?
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Can we friends?
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User avatar #32 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
What homework are you doing?
User avatar #33 to #32 - traelos ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
Right now? None.
User avatar #34 to #33 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
so you're good then?
User avatar #35 to #34 - traelos ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
No, I'm just slacking. I still have chem left, I have calc homework due tomorrow, I have a CSE exam tomorrow (But that class is easy), and I have a couple paragraphs of english homework. The only class I'm caught up with is ENGR1000 and that's because it's a 1 credit course and project 1 is due tomorrow.
User avatar #36 to #35 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
high school?
User avatar #37 to #36 - traelos ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
College. Freshman year.
User avatar #38 to #37 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
what major?
User avatar #39 to #38 - traelos ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
Mechanical Engineering.
User avatar #40 to #39 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
I just graduated about a month ago myself. I honestly miss it
User avatar #41 to #40 - traelos ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
That's a weird time to be graduating, where do you live?
User avatar #42 to #41 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
Chicago's western suburbs. We graduate every month, but the ceremony is done 4 times a year, if I remember
User avatar #43 to #42 - traelos ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
That's pretty odd. I've never heard of anything but a 2 semester year, graduate when you meet your credit requirements.
User avatar #44 to #43 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
Lincoln College of Technology. Things are done differently
User avatar #45 to #44 - traelos ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
What was your major?
User avatar #46 to #45 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
EST
Electronic Systems Technician
User avatar #47 to #46 - traelos ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
So you work on wiring and whatnot? Or more computer boards type stuff?
User avatar #48 to #47 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
fire/burglar alarms, home theater, whole house audio, 70V speaker systems, phone lines, cable, satellite, a little networking
those types of things
User avatar #49 to #48 - traelos ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
Very cool. I actually went to a tech high school. I took a Drafting class though.
User avatar #50 to #49 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
public school for me. Almost repeated a year while there
User avatar #51 to #50 - traelos ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
That sucks, good thing you didn't though eh?
User avatar #52 to #51 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
I did worse in highschool than college. HS was a 1.8 GPA, and college was a 3.58
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Because I think a show you like is crap? Your logic is infallible.
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Who the **** are you?
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Sure? I don't really care about items.
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I don't suppose you have a Julius Caesar? I'm really into Roman history.
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If there is an easy way to do so I would. But i'm not gonna click through 100 items. But sure, give me a list of what you want.
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I kinda figured, but honestly, I don't care. I just wanted a few to have so when eventually they get taken off the site I could show off my oldfag-ness.
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Leave me a few cheap ones. But sure.
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