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Date Signed Up:12/14/2011
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    Yeah, suck it science! Yeah, suck it science!
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    I just started watching Doctor Who today I just started watching Doctor...
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    Crazies Crazies
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    Titles are for the weak! Titles are for the weak!
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    Julius Caesar Julius Caesar
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    This is the Description This is the Description
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#1 - Hurr durr christians r bad muslims did notin rong atheism stro…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on Daily reminder 0
User avatar #4 - schnizel (09/16/2014) [-]
Quite the opposite, they burned 90% of books they found because they were not worthy of islam.
#5 - Implying the Flash wouldn't charm the pants off every student …  [+] (15 new replies) 09/16/2014 on Coolest teachers +95
#136 - angelious (7 hours ago) [-]
implying superman wouldnt have them thrilled to come to school with just one speech



butt seriously its just a joke
User avatar #93 - Kairyuka (17 hours ago) [-]
I'm kinda curious how a person that perceive everything so slowly would care about anything. To him entire galaxies' lifetimes goes in a single lifespan.
#129 - nahbro (8 hours ago) [-]
Not really, considering he's mortal with an average lifespan.

Everything just goes really fucking slowly.
User avatar #138 - Kairyuka (6 hours ago) [-]
Yes he has an average life span, but due to his perception of time, his mind ages way faster than anyone else's.
#139 - nahbro (4 hours ago) [-]
Still doesn't mean a galaxy's lifetime goes in a single lifespan, because he doesn't outlive them.
User avatar #140 - Kairyuka (4 hours ago) [-]
But he perceives his own life span to be as long as we'd perceive the lifetime of a galaxy
#141 - nahbro (4 hours ago) [-]
I'm not sure about that. Is that ever officially stated anywhere?
User avatar #142 - Kairyuka (4 hours ago) [-]
scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/5926/how-does-the-flash-perceive-time
Seems like he can most likely change how fast he perceives things, but I remember reading somewhere that his max speed of perception is that he can perceive like one billionth of a second or something.
#143 - nahbro (4 hours ago) [-]
Hmm, fair enough. So he'd perceive it like you said if he kept up his super-perception, and perceive it like I said if he keeps it normal/close to normal.
User avatar #144 - Kairyuka (4 hours ago) [-]
Yup. Fun fun
#11 - nahbro (09/16/2014) [-]
Okay, think about how fast Flash thinks.

Then think about how frustrated he gets with the slowness of super-geniuses who can't keep up with his train of thought.

Now think about how well he'd cope trying to s-l-o-w-l-y explain basic concepts to a bunch of small children for hours every day.

He wouldn't last a day.
User avatar #41 - trivdiego (22 hours ago) [-]
he probably finds ways to mentally slow down his thought process when he needs to.Maybe he's half asleep the entire time and its still enough to make him more alert than others
User avatar #112 - shadowkingdr (11 hours ago) [-]
like all teachers arnt half asleep anyways
#69 - anonymous (20 hours ago) [-]
It depends how much energy he draws from the speedforce
#52 - sunkmanitu (21 hours ago) [-]
Or calculating Faster-Than-light transit paths in the back of his head, or something.

Maybe even that would be less than entertaining to him.
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User avatar #4 - cranche (09/16/2014) [-]
well you can use it in more ways than just whore
#4 - My favorite is about the guy who brushes his teeth with piss.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2014 on Beautiful 0
User avatar #31 - atoaster (09/16/2014) [-]
Favorite would have to be, as of now, #10 where he tries lying to that prostitute.
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My favorite is number 69, with the goat armpits.
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User avatar #82 - flashed (12/20/2013) [-]
you smart ass
User avatar #83 to #82 - traelos ONLINE (12/20/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #81 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (12/18/2013) [-]
Can we friends?
User avatar #79 - traelos ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
**traelos rolls 6**
User avatar #80 to #79 - traelos ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
**traelos rolls 60**
User avatar #78 - traelos ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
**traelos rolls 3**
User avatar #53 - traelos ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
**traelos rolls 996,188,755**
User avatar #32 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
What homework are you doing?
User avatar #33 to #32 - traelos ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
Right now? None.
User avatar #34 to #33 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
so you're good then?
User avatar #35 to #34 - traelos ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
No, I'm just slacking. I still have chem left, I have calc homework due tomorrow, I have a CSE exam tomorrow (But that class is easy), and I have a couple paragraphs of english homework. The only class I'm caught up with is ENGR1000 and that's because it's a 1 credit course and project 1 is due tomorrow.
User avatar #36 to #35 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
high school?
User avatar #37 to #36 - traelos ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
College. Freshman year.
User avatar #38 to #37 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
what major?
User avatar #39 to #38 - traelos ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
Mechanical Engineering.
User avatar #40 to #39 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
I just graduated about a month ago myself. I honestly miss it
User avatar #41 to #40 - traelos ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
That's a weird time to be graduating, where do you live?
User avatar #42 to #41 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
Chicago's western suburbs. We graduate every month, but the ceremony is done 4 times a year, if I remember
User avatar #43 to #42 - traelos ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
That's pretty odd. I've never heard of anything but a 2 semester year, graduate when you meet your credit requirements.
User avatar #44 to #43 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
Lincoln College of Technology. Things are done differently
User avatar #45 to #44 - traelos ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
What was your major?
User avatar #46 to #45 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
EST
Electronic Systems Technician
User avatar #47 to #46 - traelos ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
So you work on wiring and whatnot? Or more computer boards type stuff?
User avatar #48 to #47 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
fire/burglar alarms, home theater, whole house audio, 70V speaker systems, phone lines, cable, satellite, a little networking
those types of things
User avatar #49 to #48 - traelos ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
Very cool. I actually went to a tech high school. I took a Drafting class though.
User avatar #50 to #49 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
public school for me. Almost repeated a year while there
User avatar #51 to #50 - traelos ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
That sucks, good thing you didn't though eh?
User avatar #52 to #51 - savirleo (10/18/2012) [-]
I did worse in highschool than college. HS was a 1.8 GPA, and college was a 3.58
#30 - anonymous (10/15/2012) [-]
ur a fukken idiot
User avatar #31 to #30 - traelos ONLINE (10/16/2012) [-]
Because I think a show you like is crap? Your logic is infallible.
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User avatar #27 to #4 - lunch (09/30/2012) [-]
Well, if your into that kind of thing.
User avatar #28 to #27 - traelos ONLINE (10/01/2012) [-]
Who the **** are you?
User avatar #5 to #4 - traelos ONLINE (09/30/2012) [-]
Sure? I don't really care about items.
#6 to #5 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #7 to #6 - traelos ONLINE (09/30/2012) [-]
I don't suppose you have a Julius Caesar? I'm really into Roman history.
#8 to #7 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #9 to #8 - traelos ONLINE (09/30/2012) [-]
If there is an easy way to do so I would. But i'm not gonna click through 100 items. But sure, give me a list of what you want.
#10 to #9 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #11 to #10 - traelos ONLINE (09/30/2012) [-]
I kinda figured, but honestly, I don't care. I just wanted a few to have so when eventually they get taken off the site I could show off my oldfag-ness.
#12 to #11 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #13 to #12 - traelos ONLINE (09/30/2012) [-]
Leave me a few cheap ones. But sure.
#14 to #13 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #15 to #14 - traelos ONLINE (09/30/2012) [-]
:D
#16 to #15 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #16 - traelos ONLINE (09/30/2012) [-]
Ok.
#18 to #17 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #18 - traelos ONLINE (09/30/2012) [-]
Sure, It's just loading reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaally slow.
#20 to #19 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #21 to #20 - traelos ONLINE (09/30/2012) [-]
THE DEED IS DONE!
#22 to #21 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #22 - lunch (09/30/2012) [-]
WHY WOULD YOU EAT ME YOU MONSTER
#26 to #25 - graemearg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #23 to #22 - traelos ONLINE (09/30/2012) [-]
ALL HAIL RAPTOR JESUS!
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#1 - zameckis (05/29/2012) [-]
can i?
User avatar #3 to #2 - zameckis (05/30/2012) [-]
okay,jpg
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