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#129 - Thank you sir/madam. I don't remember how I came across this s…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2012 on storytime 0
User avatar #130 - drewsky (10/22/2012) [-]
I'm a sir and you are quite welcome.
#114 - But you don't regret it tight? ;)  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2012 on storytime 0
User avatar #115 - MaxFabian (10/22/2012) [-]
oh no not at all
#113 - Yeah I know, I had the same feeling the first time I read it.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2012 on storytime +1
User avatar #128 - cryptospuridium (10/22/2012) [-]
but yeah i cracked up at the end :)
#112 - Thank you, it is beautiful indeed I think.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/22/2012 on storytime 0
#127 - drewsky (10/22/2012) [-]
Well worth the read. I can't thank you enough for finding and sharing it.
#129 - tozence (10/22/2012) [-]
Thank you sir/madam. I don't remember how I came across this site but I know I have had it bookmarked for about a year now.
User avatar #130 - drewsky (10/22/2012) [-]
I'm a sir and you are quite welcome.
#22 - If you have a lot of time, then you might like this. http:// l…  [+] (11 new replies) 10/21/2012 on storytime +7
#60 - drewsky (10/22/2012) [-]
#112 - tozence (10/22/2012) [-]
Thank you, it is beautiful indeed I think.
#127 - drewsky (10/22/2012) [-]
Well worth the read. I can't thank you enough for finding and sharing it.
#129 - tozence (10/22/2012) [-]
Thank you sir/madam. I don't remember how I came across this site but I know I have had it bookmarked for about a year now.
User avatar #130 - drewsky (10/22/2012) [-]
I'm a sir and you are quite welcome.
User avatar #44 - cryptospuridium (10/21/2012) [-]
just read all of that, brillian. i didnt want it to end :P
#113 - tozence (10/22/2012) [-]
Yeah I know, I had the same feeling the first time I read it.
User avatar #128 - cryptospuridium (10/22/2012) [-]
but yeah i cracked up at the end :)
User avatar #39 - MaxFabian (10/21/2012) [-]
I can't believe i just sat there and read that whole thing
#114 - tozence (10/22/2012) [-]
But you don't regret it tight? ;)
User avatar #115 - MaxFabian (10/22/2012) [-]
oh no not at all
#141 - Did you press F3 and check if the seed was correct? I got the … 10/21/2012 on why 0
#137 - DUUUUUUUDE. I had to look up what that was and I can say... I … 10/21/2012 on why 0
#135 - x: -500.69999998807907 y: 58.62000000476837 z: -609.39… 10/21/2012 on why +1
#126 - I'll do something even better for you sir. You see, I found th…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2012 on why +1
User avatar #127 - zigap (10/21/2012) [-]
do tell us the coords, sir
#135 - tozence (10/21/2012) [-]
x: -500.69999998807907
y: 58.62000000476837
z: -609.396547780222
You reach this place. Don't worry, you don't have to have all the numbers exactly as it is written here. As long as you have the ones before the ''.'' and maybe one or two after it. You start digging straight down, bring ladders because you will descend for about 20 or so blocks before you reach Mine shaft. I advise you to do this in peaceful or even more preferably in creative so that you can fly there and back quickly. When you reach the mine shaft. you will have a mob spawner about 10 blocks away from where you just entered the mine shaft. I tried this seed out in creative and in normal. I use the creative mode to explore the map and look for such places. The spawner usually spawns cave spiders, so look out or you will die within a minute of you entering the place. In the creative mode, when I went down there there was another spawner as well. Which means that for every seed, even if you load it again, some minor things chance. So I can't exactly tell you the whereabouts of all mob spawners in the mob spawners because I might not have had them when I loaded the seed. The mineshaft is pretty large. In normal mode I've been exploring it. Every couple of days I play a little and keep exploring, it's been several weeks now and I still haven't finished exploring everything. But that's probably because when I go in a mineshaft, I take EVERYTHING. I take the fences, the wooden blocks, the chests and the things inside them. Not to mention all ore on the walls.The picture is of the little cave you need to go into before descending down into the mine shaft.I took this screenshot at night but it doesn't look any different at day, so keep your eyes open.I would say, take a map as well, in case you lose your way and then forget where you came from. It's a large-ish jungle. Recently, I've found another mineshaft.I went down there and there were 7 spider and cave spider spawners. I think that's all info you need.
#122 - There are two in that little cave actually. If you look closel…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2012 on why 0
User avatar #124 - theangryrussian (10/21/2012) [-]
didn't notice the second one...
#111 - Thank you kind sir/madam. I have another personal favorite for…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/21/2012 on why +1
User avatar #123 - zigap (10/21/2012) [-]
please do tell us the name sir.
#126 - tozence (10/21/2012) [-]
I'll do something even better for you sir. You see, I found that seed while browsing the web as well. I stumbled upon this video /watch?v=VvBPftyz-Zo and fell in love with the place. It's perfect, I have expanded the island and now have massive farms for many things, chickens run around too. Never have I spent so much time working on one structure. The wheat farm in the picture is only a third of what it is today. There is an abandoned mine shaft in the Jungle North of the island. If you're interested I can tell you where exactly you need to go to find it.
User avatar #127 - zigap (10/21/2012) [-]
do tell us the coords, sir
#135 - tozence (10/21/2012) [-]
x: -500.69999998807907
y: 58.62000000476837
z: -609.396547780222
You reach this place. Don't worry, you don't have to have all the numbers exactly as it is written here. As long as you have the ones before the ''.'' and maybe one or two after it. You start digging straight down, bring ladders because you will descend for about 20 or so blocks before you reach Mine shaft. I advise you to do this in peaceful or even more preferably in creative so that you can fly there and back quickly. When you reach the mine shaft. you will have a mob spawner about 10 blocks away from where you just entered the mine shaft. I tried this seed out in creative and in normal. I use the creative mode to explore the map and look for such places. The spawner usually spawns cave spiders, so look out or you will die within a minute of you entering the place. In the creative mode, when I went down there there was another spawner as well. Which means that for every seed, even if you load it again, some minor things chance. So I can't exactly tell you the whereabouts of all mob spawners in the mob spawners because I might not have had them when I loaded the seed. The mineshaft is pretty large. In normal mode I've been exploring it. Every couple of days I play a little and keep exploring, it's been several weeks now and I still haven't finished exploring everything. But that's probably because when I go in a mineshaft, I take EVERYTHING. I take the fences, the wooden blocks, the chests and the things inside them. Not to mention all ore on the walls.The picture is of the little cave you need to go into before descending down into the mine shaft.I took this screenshot at night but it doesn't look any different at day, so keep your eyes open.I would say, take a map as well, in case you lose your way and then forget where you came from. It's a large-ish jungle. Recently, I've found another mineshaft.I went down there and there were 7 spider and cave spider spawners. I think that's all info you need.
#94 - I have an interesting seed for 1.2.5 for all y'all if you want…  [+] (16 new replies) 10/21/2012 on why +7
User avatar #136 - notpostingnotcomen (10/21/2012) [-]
wrost possible seed if you have thaumcraft 2 on
#137 - tozence (10/21/2012) [-]
DUUUUUUUDE. I had to look up what that was and I can say... I am fucking amazed, that mod sounds fucking spectacular. I just sat through a 45 minute video of this guy explaining it and he said he didn't even scratch the surface. this sounds so cool. I do believe I will be downloading that.
User avatar #121 - theangryrussian (10/21/2012) [-]
upper left corner under house- a wild Zombie appeared!
#122 - tozence (10/21/2012) [-]
There are two in that little cave actually. If you look closely you can see it.
User avatar #124 - theangryrussian (10/21/2012) [-]
didn't notice the second one...
#110 - zigap (10/21/2012) [-]
The perfect seed.
#111 - tozence (10/21/2012) [-]
Thank you kind sir/madam. I have another personal favorite for 1.2.5, it's a large floating island. I could tell you the seed name if you're interested.
User avatar #123 - zigap (10/21/2012) [-]
please do tell us the name sir.
#126 - tozence (10/21/2012) [-]
I'll do something even better for you sir. You see, I found that seed while browsing the web as well. I stumbled upon this video /watch?v=VvBPftyz-Zo and fell in love with the place. It's perfect, I have expanded the island and now have massive farms for many things, chickens run around too. Never have I spent so much time working on one structure. The wheat farm in the picture is only a third of what it is today. There is an abandoned mine shaft in the Jungle North of the island. If you're interested I can tell you where exactly you need to go to find it.
User avatar #127 - zigap (10/21/2012) [-]
do tell us the coords, sir
#135 - tozence (10/21/2012) [-]
x: -500.69999998807907
y: 58.62000000476837
z: -609.396547780222
You reach this place. Don't worry, you don't have to have all the numbers exactly as it is written here. As long as you have the ones before the ''.'' and maybe one or two after it. You start digging straight down, bring ladders because you will descend for about 20 or so blocks before you reach Mine shaft. I advise you to do this in peaceful or even more preferably in creative so that you can fly there and back quickly. When you reach the mine shaft. you will have a mob spawner about 10 blocks away from where you just entered the mine shaft. I tried this seed out in creative and in normal. I use the creative mode to explore the map and look for such places. The spawner usually spawns cave spiders, so look out or you will die within a minute of you entering the place. In the creative mode, when I went down there there was another spawner as well. Which means that for every seed, even if you load it again, some minor things chance. So I can't exactly tell you the whereabouts of all mob spawners in the mob spawners because I might not have had them when I loaded the seed. The mineshaft is pretty large. In normal mode I've been exploring it. Every couple of days I play a little and keep exploring, it's been several weeks now and I still haven't finished exploring everything. But that's probably because when I go in a mineshaft, I take EVERYTHING. I take the fences, the wooden blocks, the chests and the things inside them. Not to mention all ore on the walls.The picture is of the little cave you need to go into before descending down into the mine shaft.I took this screenshot at night but it doesn't look any different at day, so keep your eyes open.I would say, take a map as well, in case you lose your way and then forget where you came from. It's a large-ish jungle. Recently, I've found another mineshaft.I went down there and there were 7 spider and cave spider spawners. I think that's all info you need.
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#102 - notstill (10/21/2012) [-]
You, sir, would be incorrect.
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#141 - tozence (10/21/2012) [-]
Did you press F3 and check if the seed was correct? I got the village at my fourth attempt but before that I was spawned in completely different seeds.
User avatar #125 - iwillpwn (10/21/2012) [-]
i can see that nodus :)
#86 - It's sad but true. The same rules apply with oil too. 10/15/2012 on The last SCIENCE +2
#76 - A girl on the internet? 10/15/2012 on Our friends in Asia.. +1
#75 - Comment deleted 10/15/2012 on Our friends in Asia.. 0
#73 - It's actually a frog. Well, a slightly dead one at least. 10/15/2012 on Our friends in Asia.. +1
#95 - I'm not sure which kid you're talking about because I haven't … 10/15/2012 on Wut. 0
#93 - I'll try and explain it in detail. First panel: Bauknecht(the …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2012 on Wut. +4
#99 - godof (10/16/2012) [-]
thanks
User avatar #98 - maartenc (10/15/2012) [-]
That sums it up pretty well, yes.
#87 - It's Clanned I believe.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/15/2012 on Wut. 0
User avatar #94 - indiaan (10/15/2012) [-]
srsly? Was this the kid that died then?
#96 - Womens Study Major (10/15/2012) [-]
No, this is Sunohara's sister. The blond dude.
#95 - tozence (10/15/2012) [-]
I'm not sure which kid you're talking about because I haven't finished the anime yet.
#6 - I'm actually quite proud to see my work being used. A green th… 10/13/2012 on Bird +6
#19 - Why thank you kind sir. Here, take this gif.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2012 on tozence's profile 0
User avatar #20 - Aizlyn (10/13/2012) [-]
That.....that's kindas scary D: Thanks still!!
#132 - Delivered!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2012 on Sex Dice +1
User avatar #133 - McFuckUp (10/13/2012) [-]
Bravo. Bravo.
#115 - That's good to have man. I wish you a lot of good luck with that.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/12/2012 on PETA 0
User avatar #116 - CrashingSea (10/12/2012) [-]
And I wish you luck in your future endeavors as well.
User avatar #126 - Aizlyn (10/13/2012) [-]
and so ends a civil conversation on Funnyjunk. I should screencap this.
User avatar #127 - CrashingSea (10/15/2012) [-]
Lol, it does happen from time to time, I'm a relatively easy guy to get a long with provided you keep calm and don't immediately start being degrading.
#113 - Good for you man, I think you would make a good parent as well.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/12/2012 on PETA 0
User avatar #114 - CrashingSea (10/12/2012) [-]
I hope so... :/ There's a lot I don't know seeing as I never had a father around, and my mother was strict and overprotective as hell but I'm sure I'll manage with my partner. We compliment each well.
#115 - tozence (10/12/2012) [-]
That's good to have man. I wish you a lot of good luck with that.
User avatar #116 - CrashingSea (10/12/2012) [-]
And I wish you luck in your future endeavors as well.
User avatar #126 - Aizlyn (10/13/2012) [-]
and so ends a civil conversation on Funnyjunk. I should screencap this.
User avatar #127 - CrashingSea (10/15/2012) [-]
Lol, it does happen from time to time, I'm a relatively easy guy to get a long with provided you keep calm and don't immediately start being degrading.
#111 - Alright then, I guess I'll believe you. It must have been a co…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/12/2012 on PETA 0
User avatar #112 - CrashingSea (10/12/2012) [-]
I understand what you were trying to say, don't get me wrong, I'm not bashing you or your beliefs, believe me. I just wanted you to know that what he said, what was interpreted, and what the real interpretation is lol. If we had more people take time to explain than to insult and ignore then the world would be a better place. And so I try. There's a reason I'm going to be a teacher.
#113 - tozence (10/12/2012) [-]
Good for you man, I think you would make a good parent as well.
User avatar #114 - CrashingSea (10/12/2012) [-]
I hope so... :/ There's a lot I don't know seeing as I never had a father around, and my mother was strict and overprotective as hell but I'm sure I'll manage with my partner. We compliment each well.
#115 - tozence (10/12/2012) [-]
That's good to have man. I wish you a lot of good luck with that.
User avatar #116 - CrashingSea (10/12/2012) [-]
And I wish you luck in your future endeavors as well.
User avatar #126 - Aizlyn (10/13/2012) [-]
and so ends a civil conversation on Funnyjunk. I should screencap this.
User avatar #127 - CrashingSea (10/15/2012) [-]
Lol, it does happen from time to time, I'm a relatively easy guy to get a long with provided you keep calm and don't immediately start being degrading.

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User avatar #21 - amissingmouse (03/13/2013) [-]
Hello?
#22 to #21 - tozence (03/13/2013) [-]
Aye, hello, you might be wondering why I have summoned you here, truth be told, I was contacted by a gang of pirate cats that sailed the seven seas in search for someone. They told me they had a fortune teller in their ship that knew that I, would find that person. That person that will be so awesome, they will single handidly repel the alien invasion and save Earth. And this is where you come in, this is your trial period. The cat pirates gave me a list of things that only the true chosen one would do throughout their lifetime, and if you pass, you are that person.

So what do you say? Friends?
User avatar #23 to #22 - amissingmouse (03/13/2013) [-]
Sure.
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