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Date Signed Up:2/15/2012
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#1 - Comment deleted 12/06/2012 on Not your typical video 0
#942 - 1. Really hot friend/classmate. 2. One of my best friends… 12/01/2012 on This is legit +2
#402 - ''Dear diary, today, everyone was mad.'' 11/27/2012 on Weird Al shreds on stage! +5
#23 - **tozence rolled a random image posted in comment #331084 a… 11/21/2012 on sixth sense 0
#23 - I don't know most of the animes in those anime mot posters but… 11/17/2012 on Clients from Hell 16 0
#50 - Hey I thumbed you up so stop being a faggot. I was just saying… 11/13/2012 on A Majestic Tulip Farm in... +1
#46 - This post is related to something Dutch, therefore, ***…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2012 on A Majestic Tulip Farm in... +1
User avatar #48 - fedegon (11/13/2012) [-]
You don't see me going "e ai pessoal" every time someone posts something from Brasil.
No, google translate won't give you results for that.
#50 - tozence (11/13/2012) [-]
Hey I thumbed you up so stop being a faggot. I was just saying you should have a sense of understanding that if some post is related to a country, there is always a chance that people of that country will post comments in their native language. It's the only place where you are ''allowed'' to do that. And if you don't like it, then just simply skip to another post instead of posting like a whiny little bitch. It was the same story with ponies in the beginning.
#49 - Guys, is there a chance this gentleman here was merely trying … 11/13/2012 on you guys +4
#199 - Happy birthday then, ****** . 11/11/2012 on fml +3
#22 - Am i the only one that has noticed that the cup is completely … 11/08/2012 on Wait, I got this +3
#138 - Dank je, maar ik ben het al aan het torrenten van het ander li… 11/08/2012 on How Obama really won the... 0
#135 - I think I love you. Ik ben het nu aan het downloaden, dank je. 11/08/2012 on How Obama really won the... 0
#134 - Ja dat had ik al gedaan hoor. Wat denk je dat ik zo maar hier … 11/08/2012 on How Obama really won the... 0
#129 - Thepiratebay is blocked in The Netherlands(where I live). What…  [+] (8 new replies) 11/08/2012 on How Obama really won the... 0
User avatar #149 - Timmietim (11/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #137 - thewitchking (11/08/2012) [-]
Dit lukt altijd
tpb.pirateparty.org.uk
#138 - tozence (11/08/2012) [-]
Dank je, maar ik ben het al aan het torrenten van het ander link. maar ik zou het site bookmarken voor het toekomst, dank je.
User avatar #133 - fuzzyballs (11/08/2012) [-]
en in plaats van te vragen wat iets is, zoek het gewoon op
torrentsite zoals thepiratebay dipshit
#134 - tozence (11/08/2012) [-]
Ja dat had ik al gedaan hoor. Wat denk je dat ik zo maar hier vragen zou stellen als ik het niet eens zelf opgezocht hebben? Maar dat lukte niet.
User avatar #132 - fuzzyballs (11/08/2012) [-]
gebruik een proxysite
en sla die pagina op in favorieten
www.boratproxy.com/ip-8/encoded/Oi8vdGhlcGlyYXRlYmF5LnNlLw%3D%3D
#135 - tozence (11/08/2012) [-]
I think I love you. Ik ben het nu aan het downloaden, dank je.
#131 - mr skeltal (11/08/2012) [-]
Use a proxy, eg www. hidemyass .com
#124 - Ok that's it I want to play these games again. Anyone out ther…  [+] (10 new replies) 11/08/2012 on How Obama really won the... 0
User avatar #128 - fuzzyballs (11/08/2012) [-]
thepiratebay or isohunt
#129 - tozence (11/08/2012) [-]
Thepiratebay is blocked in The Netherlands(where I live). What is isohunt? I am not familiar with it.
User avatar #149 - Timmietim (11/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #137 - thewitchking (11/08/2012) [-]
Dit lukt altijd
tpb.pirateparty.org.uk
#138 - tozence (11/08/2012) [-]
Dank je, maar ik ben het al aan het torrenten van het ander link. maar ik zou het site bookmarken voor het toekomst, dank je.
User avatar #133 - fuzzyballs (11/08/2012) [-]
en in plaats van te vragen wat iets is, zoek het gewoon op
torrentsite zoals thepiratebay dipshit
#134 - tozence (11/08/2012) [-]
Ja dat had ik al gedaan hoor. Wat denk je dat ik zo maar hier vragen zou stellen als ik het niet eens zelf opgezocht hebben? Maar dat lukte niet.
User avatar #132 - fuzzyballs (11/08/2012) [-]
gebruik een proxysite
en sla die pagina op in favorieten
www.boratproxy.com/ip-8/encoded/Oi8vdGhlcGlyYXRlYmF5LnNlLw%3D%3D
#135 - tozence (11/08/2012) [-]
I think I love you. Ik ben het nu aan het downloaden, dank je.
#131 - mr skeltal (11/08/2012) [-]
Use a proxy, eg www. hidemyass .com
#176 - I never said they didn't exist due to that. And true, but if y… 11/08/2012 on Very true 0
#146 - Many types of monkeys, apes and I believe even dolphins, pigs … 11/07/2012 on Very true 0
#144 - I don't want to be THAT guy here but there are supplements for…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2012 on Very true 0
#156 - fnerkfnerk (11/07/2012) [-]
Nearly all the replacements are petro-chemical based (nylon, plastic, carbon fiber), so they mostly exist because of modern society. Even then technically you're just using really really old animal parts.
#176 - tozence (11/08/2012) [-]
I never said they didn't exist due to that. And true, but if you think about it, almost everything we use is made up of something that used to be alive some time in the distant or not so distant past.
#140 - They actually usually don't let the bull impregnate the cow hi…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2012 on Very true +2
User avatar #162 - basinah (11/08/2012) [-]
Imagine having THAT job. Getting the sperm from the bull I mean.
#136 - Actually, cows, like all mammals need to be pregnant to make m…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/07/2012 on Very true +3
User avatar #138 - Crusader (11/07/2012) [-]
I know that, but naturally, they will still get pregnant and have calves and such.
The reason that they don't always get pregnant currently is because they have so few bulls for every cow, and therefore the bull is not able to impregnate all the cows, leading to a skewed sex ratio
#140 - tozence (11/07/2012) [-]
They actually usually don't let the bull impregnate the cow himself. They usually save the sperm of the bull and manually hold down the cow and pump the necessary amount into their vagina. My guess would be so that they don't waste too much sperm per cow. I still don't like that the calves get taken away. It's like getting your baby taken away soon after birth.
User avatar #162 - basinah (11/08/2012) [-]
Imagine having THAT job. Getting the sperm from the bull I mean.
#92 - I speak Macedonian. But Serbian and Bulgarian are similar enou… 11/07/2012 on Twilight's hooves 0
#90 - Yes, I could read it but since many Slavic languages are simil…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2012 on Twilight's hooves 0
User avatar #91 - sierramike (11/07/2012) [-]
Ahh, well what language do you speak? I mostly speak Russian but Polish and Ukrainian arn't to far off.
#92 - tozence (11/07/2012) [-]
I speak Macedonian. But Serbian and Bulgarian are similar enough to have a full fledged conversation in as well.
#80 - I can read this but I don't know which language it is, any hel…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/06/2012 on Twilight's hooves 0
User avatar #87 - sierramike (11/07/2012) [-]
Polish my friend, It says what am I read?
#90 - tozence (11/07/2012) [-]
Yes, I could read it but since many Slavic languages are similar I didn't know which one it was.
User avatar #91 - sierramike (11/07/2012) [-]
Ahh, well what language do you speak? I mostly speak Russian but Polish and Ukrainian arn't to far off.
#92 - tozence (11/07/2012) [-]
I speak Macedonian. But Serbian and Bulgarian are similar enough to have a full fledged conversation in as well.
#290 - Even better, you send a video link to him. 11/03/2012 on Yes. Yes you will. +3
#8 - Picture 10/23/2012 on mhm, newdles 0

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User avatar #21 - amissingmouse (03/13/2013) [-]
Hello?
#22 to #21 - tozence (03/13/2013) [-]
Aye, hello, you might be wondering why I have summoned you here, truth be told, I was contacted by a gang of pirate cats that sailed the seven seas in search for someone. They told me they had a fortune teller in their ship that knew that I, would find that person. That person that will be so awesome, they will single handidly repel the alien invasion and save Earth. And this is where you come in, this is your trial period. The cat pirates gave me a list of things that only the true chosen one would do throughout their lifetime, and if you pass, you are that person.

So what do you say? Friends?
User avatar #23 to #22 - amissingmouse (03/13/2013) [-]
Sure.
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