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#233 - So it says both names. 08/09/2012 on Bear hunting dog 0
#231 - Excuse me? Could you explain? I checked the video out and in t…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/09/2012 on Bear hunting dog 0
#232 - asph has deleted their comment.
#233 - tozence (08/09/2012) [-]
So it says both names.
#229 - I'm sorry, but that dog in this post and on the video IS a Sha…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/09/2012 on Bear hunting dog 0
#230 - asph has deleted their comment.
#231 - tozence (08/09/2012) [-]
Excuse me? Could you explain? I checked the video out and in the description it said it was a Sharplaninec.
#232 - asph has deleted their comment.
#233 - tozence (08/09/2012) [-]
So it says both names.
#24 - How the fuck do you guys manage that? 08/09/2012 on Hmmm, what's this here? 0
#110 - I'm not Israeli, but I have to say. Stop being such an ignoran… 08/09/2012 on Well... Fuck +2
#105 - Well why not Zoidberg. 08/09/2012 on Minecraft comic 1 0
#223 - Actually you're wrong. On this particular photo in the post ab…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/09/2012 on Bear hunting dog 0
#228 - asph has deleted their comment.
#229 - tozence (08/09/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, but that dog in this post and on the video IS a Sharplaninec. It says so in the description of the video you posted.
#230 - asph has deleted their comment.
#231 - tozence (08/09/2012) [-]
Excuse me? Could you explain? I checked the video out and in the description it said it was a Sharplaninec.
#232 - asph has deleted their comment.
#233 - tozence (08/09/2012) [-]
So it says both names.
#589 - Can you also do that with rare candy or something?  [+] (6 new replies) 08/09/2012 on True Pokemon Fans Will... 0
User avatar #599 - noblexfenrir (08/09/2012) [-]
If the pokemon is holding it as an item then the item will also duplicate yes. Infinite masterballs and a whole team of blastoises ftw
#600 - tozence (08/09/2012) [-]
What do you mean by a Pokémon holding a rare candy or masterball?
User avatar #601 - noblexfenrir (08/09/2012) [-]
Give it to them as an item. You know how you can give them stat boosting items or accuracy boosting items (or potions), well all you have to do is give them an item to hold onto it that you want to duplicate.
#602 - tozence (08/09/2012) [-]
Interesting, and one final question. i'm aware most of you guys are talking about playing Pokémon on a gameboy of some sort. But I don't have it there, but I play it on my PC. Using Visual Boy Advance. So does the same apply to me?
User avatar #603 - noblexfenrir (08/09/2012) [-]
Umm it should. I'm not sure how it saves, if it saves the same way as the gameboy then yes. If it does an automatic save to your computer, then possibly no.
#604 - tozence (08/09/2012) [-]
It saves the same way as the original. Thank you very much kind sir/madam.
#125 - Good luck, I know you would be satisfied, they are great dogs. 08/08/2012 on Bear hunting dog 0
#122 - You could probably do it if you were just under average height…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2012 on Bear hunting dog +1
User avatar #123 - badgerbaiting (08/08/2012) [-]
80kg? May need two of them and a Chariot. Regardless, I love running, and the outdoors. I may be interested in acquiring some of these beautiful bastards once I'm able.
#125 - tozence (08/08/2012) [-]
Good luck, I know you would be satisfied, they are great dogs.
#109 - Hah, well you will sure achieve that. Out...for a walk? I don'…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/08/2012 on Bear hunting dog +1
User avatar #120 - badgerbaiting (08/08/2012) [-]
If I were a midget, I'd buy one and ride it.
#140 - fraggle (08/08/2012) [-]
A midget, you say?
#146 - badgerbaiting (08/08/2012) [-]
You're a disappointment as a son. Fuck off, you killed your mother. And I'm shagging your girlfriend. And that crofter's daughter wasn't a whore. Imp.
#122 - tozence (08/08/2012) [-]
You could probably do it if you were just under average height and weight for an adult actually, They are quite strong. Children could ride them without a problem.
User avatar #123 - badgerbaiting (08/08/2012) [-]
80kg? May need two of them and a Chariot. Regardless, I love running, and the outdoors. I may be interested in acquiring some of these beautiful bastards once I'm able.
#125 - tozence (08/08/2012) [-]
Good luck, I know you would be satisfied, they are great dogs.
#107 - You're welcome, just trying to help out. If I one day live in …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/08/2012 on Bear hunting dog +1
User avatar #108 - DaCrazyOne (08/08/2012) [-]
I just want one to make the neighbor kids piss themselves with fright when I take it out for a walk.
#109 - tozence (08/08/2012) [-]
Hah, well you will sure achieve that. Out...for a walk? I don't think you quite grasp the meaning of this dog. This is a dog solely breed to defend both humans and livestock against wolves and bears to the death. The CONSTANTLY need to be walking/running. I don't know how involved you are planning on being but a mere walk, ok lets say two a day isn't going to be enough for them. If you have a large garden or live next to a field then I would suggest just letting the dog run there without a leash or something.
User avatar #120 - badgerbaiting (08/08/2012) [-]
If I were a midget, I'd buy one and ride it.
#140 - fraggle (08/08/2012) [-]
A midget, you say?
#146 - badgerbaiting (08/08/2012) [-]
You're a disappointment as a son. Fuck off, you killed your mother. And I'm shagging your girlfriend. And that crofter's daughter wasn't a whore. Imp.
#122 - tozence (08/08/2012) [-]
You could probably do it if you were just under average height and weight for an adult actually, They are quite strong. Children could ride them without a problem.
User avatar #123 - badgerbaiting (08/08/2012) [-]
80kg? May need two of them and a Chariot. Regardless, I love running, and the outdoors. I may be interested in acquiring some of these beautiful bastards once I'm able.
#125 - tozence (08/08/2012) [-]
Good luck, I know you would be satisfied, they are great dogs.
#104 - I only know of them from their natural habitat. You probably c…  [+] (18 new replies) 08/08/2012 on Bear hunting dog +4
#165 - asph has deleted their comment.
#223 - tozence (08/09/2012) [-]
Actually you're wrong. On this particular photo in the post above. It is the dog I'm talking about. Someone posted a video of it so go check it out.
#228 - asph has deleted their comment.
#229 - tozence (08/09/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, but that dog in this post and on the video IS a Sharplaninec. It says so in the description of the video you posted.
#230 - asph has deleted their comment.
#231 - tozence (08/09/2012) [-]
Excuse me? Could you explain? I checked the video out and in the description it said it was a Sharplaninec.
#232 - asph has deleted their comment.
#233 - tozence (08/09/2012) [-]
So it says both names.
User avatar #105 - DaCrazyOne (08/08/2012) [-]
Dayum.

Thank you kind sir for the information.
#107 - tozence (08/08/2012) [-]
You're welcome, just trying to help out. If I one day live in a more remote place i will definitely get one of these dogs, they're my favorite breed by far.
User avatar #108 - DaCrazyOne (08/08/2012) [-]
I just want one to make the neighbor kids piss themselves with fright when I take it out for a walk.
#109 - tozence (08/08/2012) [-]
Hah, well you will sure achieve that. Out...for a walk? I don't think you quite grasp the meaning of this dog. This is a dog solely breed to defend both humans and livestock against wolves and bears to the death. The CONSTANTLY need to be walking/running. I don't know how involved you are planning on being but a mere walk, ok lets say two a day isn't going to be enough for them. If you have a large garden or live next to a field then I would suggest just letting the dog run there without a leash or something.
User avatar #120 - badgerbaiting (08/08/2012) [-]
If I were a midget, I'd buy one and ride it.
#140 - fraggle (08/08/2012) [-]
A midget, you say?
#146 - badgerbaiting (08/08/2012) [-]
You're a disappointment as a son. Fuck off, you killed your mother. And I'm shagging your girlfriend. And that crofter's daughter wasn't a whore. Imp.
#122 - tozence (08/08/2012) [-]
You could probably do it if you were just under average height and weight for an adult actually, They are quite strong. Children could ride them without a problem.
User avatar #123 - badgerbaiting (08/08/2012) [-]
80kg? May need two of them and a Chariot. Regardless, I love running, and the outdoors. I may be interested in acquiring some of these beautiful bastards once I'm able.
#125 - tozence (08/08/2012) [-]
Good luck, I know you would be satisfied, they are great dogs.
#47 - I do the same, in a way. But I beat all wild Pokémon that cha… 08/08/2012 on PokéComp 2 0
#81 - I can imagine that, but well you will have more chances in the…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2012 on logic +1
User avatar #100 - justicebustedus (08/08/2012) [-]
That's true c:
#78 - Sorry to hear that. But well, I think he was just looking for …  [+] (5 new replies) 08/08/2012 on logic +4
User avatar #79 - justicebustedus (08/08/2012) [-]
Thanks, dude. You're probably right though. I usually get dumped over strange reasons, so god only knows what's wrong with me.

not a good feeling at all
#101 - crickity (08/08/2012) [-]
Pardon me while I white knight for a moment.
Any guy who actually <i>leaves</i> you because you had a sexy Zelda dream is not worth your time or your feelings.
As above, he's probably insane. Or gay.


Or really fucking jealous of your dreams.
#121 - justicebustedus (08/08/2012) [-]
Hell yeah.
#81 - tozence (08/08/2012) [-]
I can imagine that, but well you will have more chances in the future so it isn't all bad. :)
User avatar #100 - justicebustedus (08/08/2012) [-]
That's true c:
#173 - Is that some kind of mod or is that naturally occurring in som…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2012 on Poor Creeper 0
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#1 - Oh so many gifs could be made out of all these. 08/08/2012 on fails 0
#1 - I have a question And I know it might be a very stupid one but…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2012 on my new minecraft skin 0
#3 - leetsandman (08/08/2012) [-]
**leetsandman rolled a random image posted in comment #95351 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** Just type /register and your password .. example /register 157546
Not sure if exactly like that, they may have different plugin but it should be nearly same..
#2 - emilgutt (08/08/2012) [-]
its probebly the password of the account online on that server. Create an account on the servers website, and try use that when you get asked about password.
#253 - Hey oldfag, why are you doing this? I would think you would kn… 08/07/2012 on Not sure if want 0
#314 - Picture 08/07/2012 on Just by a little 0
#53 - Comment deleted 08/07/2012 on A Proper Response 0
#5 - Ah all the puns in the comment section. They are and will make… 08/07/2012 on that just gave me an idea 0
#88 - Flutterdash, WOO! 08/06/2012 on Go! Take a pony shipping +2
#5 - I find it funny that there is a button that allows you to shar… 08/06/2012 on it could happen to all of... 0

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User avatar #21 - amissingmouse (03/13/2013) [-]
Hello?
#22 to #21 - tozence (03/13/2013) [-]
Aye, hello, you might be wondering why I have summoned you here, truth be told, I was contacted by a gang of pirate cats that sailed the seven seas in search for someone. They told me they had a fortune teller in their ship that knew that I, would find that person. That person that will be so awesome, they will single handidly repel the alien invasion and save Earth. And this is where you come in, this is your trial period. The cat pirates gave me a list of things that only the true chosen one would do throughout their lifetime, and if you pass, you are that person.

So what do you say? Friends?
User avatar #23 to #22 - amissingmouse (03/13/2013) [-]
Sure.
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