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#9 - Don't forget the Japaneese for supplying us with an endless am…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/22/2012 on Romance a-la Russian +44
User avatar #31 - fedegon (09/22/2012) [-]
Random japanese fact! (I don't have many opportunities to tell them)
In japanese mythology there is a mystical-woman-creature by the name of "Yuki-Onna", she is the lady of snow and can literally fuck a man to death.
User avatar #79 - badgerbaiting (09/23/2012) [-]
Challenge accepted. Getting my tickets now.
#16 - anonymous (09/22/2012) [-]
Don't forget the Americans, who dropped the nukes on them, which made them weird.
User avatar #54 - mattginge (09/22/2012) [-]
No
User avatar #40 - thenewnuggubler (09/22/2012) [-]
explains the tentacles
#44 - anonymous (09/22/2012) [-]
Side effect of the nukes, I'm fuckin telling you guys, it's the nukes that made them crazy.

Think about it, the Russians got radiated a bit from Chernobyl, and they're a tad bit weird, but the Japanese had two atomic bombs dropped on them, and they're fuckin insane, as to where they used to be all about pride, honour, and all that normal stuff.
#73 - You are trully a deadbeat ingorant excuse of a human being wit…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2012 on No One Murdered Because Of... +3
#98 - grogovic has deleted their comment.
#138 - kneehumper (09/20/2012) [-]
Right.....
#134 - It's all over her dude, wtf are you blind? 09/18/2012 on Independence +18
#54 - Fine sir/madam, may I know, which video is this from?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2012 on wut +1
User avatar #80 - shinyclaw (09/16/2012) [-]
Here you go it's from a video made by penguinz0/Cr1tikal ;)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdX-1CC-QoU&feature=fvwrel
#187 - **tozence rolls 79** 09/12/2012 on Roll game 2 0
#28 - This is actually a scene from Ouran High School Host club. I'v…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2012 on Steve! +1
#55 - anonymous (09/10/2012) [-]
That was an amazing anime.
#11 - Man, this face makes me crack up every time. That scene, that …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/10/2012 on Steve! +3
User avatar #111 - dengekisushi (09/11/2012) [-]
I finally watched that anime a couple of weeks ago and I don't regret it a bit.
But holy shit, that face creeped me the fuck out lmao.
User avatar #20 - froghole (09/10/2012) [-]
sir, i'm gonna need a youtube link.
User avatar #29 - vegetagurl (09/10/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkTMwiGIcEY
face appears at 15:53, and again at some other time that I am too lazy to find.
#28 - tozence (09/10/2012) [-]
This is actually a scene from Ouran High School Host club. I've only watched it on animefreak .tv I can't remember which episode though, but one of the last ones.
#55 - anonymous (09/10/2012) [-]
That was an amazing anime.
#80 - Comment deleted 09/04/2012 on Marble +13
#189 - **tozence rolled a random image posted in comment #80 at P… 09/04/2012 on Wi-Fi Wars 0
#71 - That's the comment number of the the guy you replied to.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2012 on not soon enough +1
User avatar #73 - reactlon (09/04/2012) [-]
Not sure if better than dubs...
#6 - This comment was so bad I genuinely think I have cancer now. I… 09/02/2012 on oh god why 0
#199 - Are you trying to be purposely retarded? In Macedonia they spe… 09/02/2012 on Europe according to... 0
#14 - Macedonia. 08/30/2012 on In Yugoslavia 0
#109 - Comment deleted 08/29/2012 on Insane mom 0
#16 - So where was the 7 all along then? 08/29/2012 on Fuck the System +5
#10 - I can agree with you mostly. I mean, I know some people have e…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2012 on NOPE. +1
#15 - anonymous (08/28/2012) [-]
THEYRE UGLY AS FUCK AND THE WAY THEY WALK AND SCURRY SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME.
User avatar #17 - drakesblood (08/28/2012) [-]
Would you like a pair of frilly undies to go with your massive vagina?
#428 - False, one square kilometer is exactly 0.386102159 square mile… 08/28/2012 on VGTT 1 0
#4 - It could just be a horse jumping over a fence. Like in the spo… 08/26/2012 on Don't think so.. +3
#64 - Alright then. thank you kind sir/madam. 08/26/2012 on Fuck.. +1
#57 - Where is that from and did she die?  [+] (5 new replies) 08/26/2012 on Fuck.. +2
#74 - anonymous (08/26/2012) [-]
its not real .
User avatar #63 - jaigurudevaom (08/26/2012) [-]
I think it's from a Final Destination movie
User avatar #99 - IncarceratedNinja (08/26/2012) [-]
do you know which one possibly??
User avatar #101 - anno (08/26/2012) [-]
If i remember correctly it's from Final Destination 5.
#64 - tozence (08/26/2012) [-]
Alright then. thank you kind sir/madam.
#1 - I read the top part of this post as the ''If you're happy and … 08/24/2012 on True story Homer 0
#22 - I could be wrong but I got the impression that she was Eva fro… 08/24/2012 on Alternate Art Comp. 1 +1
#21 - That big daddy one is magnificent! I stared at that one for a … 08/24/2012 on Alternate Art Comp. 1 +1
#384 - Oh right, yeah, i did post something similar today on /b/. It … 08/24/2012 on everytime i play minecraft 0
#291 - You're still confusing me friend. Which thread are you talking about?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2012 on everytime i play minecraft 0
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#384 - tozence (08/24/2012) [-]
Oh right, yeah, i did post something similar today on /b/. It failed me so i came here in search of help. And you guys have helped me more.

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User avatar #21 - amissingmouse (03/13/2013) [-]
Hello?
#22 to #21 - tozence (03/13/2013) [-]
Aye, hello, you might be wondering why I have summoned you here, truth be told, I was contacted by a gang of pirate cats that sailed the seven seas in search for someone. They told me they had a fortune teller in their ship that knew that I, would find that person. That person that will be so awesome, they will single handidly repel the alien invasion and save Earth. And this is where you come in, this is your trial period. The cat pirates gave me a list of things that only the true chosen one would do throughout their lifetime, and if you pass, you are that person.

So what do you say? Friends?
User avatar #23 to #22 - amissingmouse (03/13/2013) [-]
Sure.
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