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Age: 20
Date Signed Up:2/15/2012
Last Login:6/19/2013
Location:Netherlands
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Comment Ranking:#8748
Highest Comment Rank:#2730
Comment Thumbs: 2106 total,  2621 ,  515
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Total Comments Made:849
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#242 - Were you on the bus? (pic related)  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2012 on Awkward 0
User avatar #243 - codyxvasco (09/27/2012) [-]
yes.
#239 - If it's still erect then you have mad skills. And if you leave… 09/27/2012 on Awkward 0
#32 - That usually happens at around 11-12, but in some cases it has… 09/26/2012 on Oh 4chan tihihi 0
#120 - Alright, but I still think you're a cyborg and are now trying …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2012 on Typical /b/tards 0
User avatar #121 - mynameisjester (09/26/2012) [-]
You know far too much. Good bye.
#111 - We are all going to die you idiot. Unless you're a cyborg!  [+] (3 new replies) 09/26/2012 on Typical /b/tards 0
User avatar #119 - mynameisjester (09/26/2012) [-]
By saying "I hope they all die", I meant "I hope they all die right now, this very moment."
User avatar #120 - tozence (09/26/2012) [-]
Alright, but I still think you're a cyborg and are now trying to hide that very fact!
User avatar #121 - mynameisjester (09/26/2012) [-]
You know far too much. Good bye.
#15 - Here you go OP, take all of my red thumbs that I have. (you di…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2012 on Oktoberfest 0
User avatar #16 - evanomicfour (09/26/2012) [-]
Toyzynnce pls.
#31 - Music is a language that all humans, no matter what race, pref…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2012 on Car Caught On Electrical Wires 0
User avatar #45 - esmebuffay (09/25/2012) [-]
It's so I can understand the words.
#51 - www.youtube.com /watch?v=SXGCMSlyT-s 09/25/2012 on pissing when drunk +1
#50 - He'll just put that award on his car as well. 09/25/2012 on Tom Hanks and his Emmy +3
#14 - I changed my friends profile picture and timeline cover to thi… 09/23/2012 on One Does Not Simply 0
#64 - You know that that is really their currency, or at least, that… 09/23/2012 on The Small Country Of Niue -2
#72 - ''Where will YOU be when the ACID kicks in?'' 09/23/2012 on title +1
#71 - Coincidentally I'm listening to this. www.youtube.com /watc… 09/23/2012 on Dirty laundry 0
#132 - Not exactly what I meant my immature friend. But sure, if just… 09/22/2012 on Comeback 0
#7 - I'm not exactly sure if the guy that came up with the come bac…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2012 on Comeback 0
User avatar #14 - bitchplzzz (09/22/2012) [-]
Penis.







There's deep for you.
User avatar #132 - tozence (09/22/2012) [-]
Not exactly what I meant my immature friend. But sure, if just penis makes you happy then why not.
#1780 - **tozence rolls 6,064,439** 09/22/2012 on The SuburbanTurban FJ Lottery 0
#9 - Don't forget the Japaneese for supplying us with an endless am…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/22/2012 on Romance a-la Russian +44
User avatar #31 - fedegon (09/22/2012) [-]
Random japanese fact! (I don't have many opportunities to tell them)
In japanese mythology there is a mystical-woman-creature by the name of "Yuki-Onna", she is the lady of snow and can literally fuck a man to death.
User avatar #79 - badgerbaiting (09/23/2012) [-]
Challenge accepted. Getting my tickets now.
#16 - N. Korean citizen (09/22/2012) [-]
Don't forget the Americans, who dropped the nukes on them, which made them weird.
User avatar #54 - mattginge (09/22/2012) [-]
No
User avatar #40 - thenewnuggubler (09/22/2012) [-]
explains the tentacles
#44 - N. Korean citizen (09/22/2012) [-]
Side effect of the nukes, I'm fuckin telling you guys, it's the nukes that made them crazy.

Think about it, the Russians got radiated a bit from Chernobyl, and they're a tad bit weird, but the Japanese had two atomic bombs dropped on them, and they're fuckin insane, as to where they used to be all about pride, honour, and all that normal stuff.
#73 - You are trully a deadbeat ingorant excuse of a human being wit…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/20/2012 on No One Murdered Because Of... +3
#98 - grogovic has deleted their comment.
#138 - kneehumper (09/20/2012) [-]
Right.....
#134 - It's all over her dude, wtf are you blind? 09/18/2012 on Independence +18
#54 - Fine sir/madam, may I know, which video is this from?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2012 on wut +1
User avatar #80 - shinyclaw (09/16/2012) [-]
Here you go it's from a video made by penguinz0/Cr1tikal ;)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdX-1CC-QoU&feature=fvwrel
#187 - **tozence rolls 79** 09/12/2012 on Roll game 2 0
#28 - This is actually a scene from Ouran High School Host club. I'v…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2012 on Steve! +1
#55 - N. Korean citizen (09/10/2012) [-]
That was an amazing anime.
#11 - Man, this face makes me crack up every time. That scene, that …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/10/2012 on Steve! +3
User avatar #111 - dengekisushi (09/11/2012) [-]
I finally watched that anime a couple of weeks ago and I don't regret it a bit.
But holy shit, that face creeped me the fuck out lmao.
User avatar #20 - froghole (09/10/2012) [-]
sir, i'm gonna need a youtube link.
User avatar #29 - vegetagurl (09/10/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkTMwiGIcEY
face appears at 15:53, and again at some other time that I am too lazy to find.
User avatar #28 - tozence (09/10/2012) [-]
This is actually a scene from Ouran High School Host club. I've only watched it on animefreak .tv I can't remember which episode though, but one of the last ones.
#55 - N. Korean citizen (09/10/2012) [-]
That was an amazing anime.
#80 - Yeah I agree, it's as old as two gallons of shit I would say. 09/04/2012 on Marble +13
#189 - **tozence rolled a random image posted in comment #80 at P… 09/04/2012 on Wi-Fi Wars 0
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User avatar #21 - amissingmouse (03/13/2013) [-]
Hello?
User avatar #22 to #21 - tozence ONLINE (03/13/2013) [-]
Aye, hello, you might be wondering why I have summoned you here, truth be told, I was contacted by a gang of pirate cats that sailed the seven seas in search for someone. They told me they had a fortune teller in their ship that knew that I, would find that person. That person that will be so awesome, they will single handidly repel the alien invasion and save Earth. And this is where you come in, this is your trial period. The cat pirates gave me a list of things that only the true chosen one would do throughout their lifetime, and if you pass, you are that person.

So what do you say? Friends?
User avatar #23 to #22 - amissingmouse (03/13/2013) [-]
Sure.
#16 - zwitter (10/12/2012) [-]
We get it, you stated your opinion, but stop.. And never start again.
#17 to #16 - tozence ONLINE (10/12/2012) [-]
How about no?
#19 to #18 - tozence ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
Why thank you kind sir. Here, take this gif.
Why thank you kind sir. Here, take this gif.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Aizlyn (10/13/2012) [-]
That.....that's kindas scary D: Thanks still!!
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