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Date Signed Up:2/15/2012
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#13 - I like your avatar. I like it a lot.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/01/2012 on Math Class +1
User avatar #14 - ost (10/01/2012) [-]
We should be best friends.
#17 - tozence (10/01/2012) [-]
Yes, yes we should my new best friend.
#37 - ost (10/01/2012) [-]
#74 - A, i kako e tamu? 09/29/2012 on Americans can't measure up... 0
#72 - Od kade si?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/29/2012 on Americans can't measure up... 0
User avatar #73 - alfjnn (09/29/2012) [-]
Srbija, Brate.
Ja živim u USA sada, međutim.
#74 - tozence (09/29/2012) [-]
A, i kako e tamu?
#70 - Zdravo brate. Dobar?  [+] (4 new replies) 09/29/2012 on Americans can't measure up... 0
User avatar #71 - alfjnn (09/29/2012) [-]
Dobro Sam, brate.
#72 - tozence (09/29/2012) [-]
Od kade si?
User avatar #73 - alfjnn (09/29/2012) [-]
Srbija, Brate.
Ja živim u USA sada, međutim.
#74 - tozence (09/29/2012) [-]
A, i kako e tamu?
#59 - А а, Б б, В в, Г г, Д д, Ѓ ѓ, Е е, Ж ж, З з,…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/29/2012 on Americans can't measure up... +2
User avatar #68 - alfjnn (09/29/2012) [-]
HEJ
HEJ BRATE

Pozdrav.
#70 - tozence (09/29/2012) [-]
Zdravo brate. Dobar?
User avatar #71 - alfjnn (09/29/2012) [-]
Dobro Sam, brate.
#72 - tozence (09/29/2012) [-]
Od kade si?
User avatar #73 - alfjnn (09/29/2012) [-]
Srbija, Brate.
Ja živim u USA sada, međutim.
#74 - tozence (09/29/2012) [-]
A, i kako e tamu?
#7 - How about no? 09/28/2012 on Never trust a cat. +64
#34 - It doesn't matter if you like it or not, the U.S. can not affo…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2012 on Japanese Gundams FTW! 0
#79 - demicus (09/28/2012) [-]
Actually, we can. It wouldn't be easy, but if war were to break out, and we won, then WE get to dictate the terms.

It would not be easy, it would not be fun, but it CAN BE DONE.
User avatar #35 - googleoverlords (09/28/2012) [-]
fuck what we can't afford this is america we so what we want for once in my life im going to use this word: merica
#32 - That is true but the U.S. can not loose China as an ally. Chin…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/28/2012 on Japanese Gundams FTW! 0
User avatar #36 - horsecrab (09/28/2012) [-]
China is not an ally. Not even close. No, not an enemy, but we are in no way allies with them. Though we have some economic ties with them it is not vital. In other words, if shit goes down the US can "buy its cheap shit elsewhere". China on the other hand would be fucked by sanctions over attacking Japan.

If China showed itself to be aggressive enough to start a war over a few tiny, uninhabited islands against one of our most important allies you can absolutely be sure the US would jump in to help. In fact by nature of being military allies with Japan our entry into the war would be all but certain. Yes the US would try to find a quick end to the war, but we wouldn't sit there as Japan gets its ass kicked.

Not to mention that while invading the China mainland would be difficult and costly (if not impossible) the US navy could eliminate the Chinese navy within days, and commence un-restricted bombing of coastal Chinese cities until they surrender.
User avatar #33 - googleoverlords (09/28/2012) [-]
but who likes china, honestly who? I don't
#34 - tozence (09/28/2012) [-]
It doesn't matter if you like it or not, the U.S. can not afford to loose it as a client and ally.
#79 - demicus (09/28/2012) [-]
Actually, we can. It wouldn't be easy, but if war were to break out, and we won, then WE get to dictate the terms.

It would not be easy, it would not be fun, but it CAN BE DONE.
User avatar #35 - googleoverlords (09/28/2012) [-]
fuck what we can't afford this is america we so what we want for once in my life im going to use this word: merica
#13 - And that is how lizards evolved in the way they are today. 09/27/2012 on walk the dinosaur 0
#242 - Were you on the bus? (pic related)  [+] (1 new reply) 09/27/2012 on Awkward 0
User avatar #243 - codyxvasco (09/27/2012) [-]
yes.
#239 - If it's still erect then you have mad skills. And if you leave… 09/27/2012 on Awkward 0
#32 - That usually happens at around 11-12, but in some cases it has… 09/26/2012 on Oh 4chan tihihi 0
#120 - Alright, but I still think you're a cyborg and are now trying …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2012 on Typical /b/tards 0
User avatar #121 - mynameisjester (09/26/2012) [-]
You know far too much. Good bye.
#111 - We are all going to die you idiot. Unless you're a cyborg!  [+] (3 new replies) 09/26/2012 on Typical /b/tards 0
User avatar #119 - mynameisjester (09/26/2012) [-]
By saying "I hope they all die", I meant "I hope they all die right now, this very moment."
#120 - tozence (09/26/2012) [-]
Alright, but I still think you're a cyborg and are now trying to hide that very fact!
User avatar #121 - mynameisjester (09/26/2012) [-]
You know far too much. Good bye.
#15 - Here you go OP, take all of my red thumbs that I have. (you di…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/26/2012 on Oktoberfest 0
User avatar #16 - evanomicfour (09/26/2012) [-]
Toyzynnce pls.
#31 - Music is a language that all humans, no matter what race, pref…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2012 on Car Caught On Electrical Wires 0
User avatar #45 - esmebuffay (09/25/2012) [-]
It's so I can understand the words.
#51 - /watch?v=SXGCMSlyT-s 09/25/2012 on pissing when drunk +1
#50 - He'll just put that award on his car as well. 09/25/2012 on Tom Hanks and his Emmy +3
#14 - I changed my friends profile picture and timeline cover to thi… 09/23/2012 on One Does Not Simply 0
#64 - You know that that is really their currency, or at least, that… 09/23/2012 on The Small Country Of Niue -2
#72 - ''Where will YOU be when the ACID kicks in?'' 09/23/2012 on title +1
#71 - Coincidentally I'm listening to this. /watch?v=MHLOrxC0ltM 09/23/2012 on Dirty laundry 0
#132 - Not exactly what I meant my immature friend. But sure, if just… 09/22/2012 on Comeback 0
#7 - I'm not exactly sure if the guy that came up with the come bac…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2012 on Comeback 0
User avatar #14 - bitchplzzz (09/22/2012) [-]
Penis.







There's deep for you.
#132 - tozence (09/22/2012) [-]
Not exactly what I meant my immature friend. But sure, if just penis makes you happy then why not.
#1780 - **tozence rolls 6,064,439** 09/22/2012 on The SuburbanTurban FJ Lottery 0

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User avatar #21 - amissingmouse (03/13/2013) [-]
Hello?
#22 to #21 - tozence (03/13/2013) [-]
Aye, hello, you might be wondering why I have summoned you here, truth be told, I was contacted by a gang of pirate cats that sailed the seven seas in search for someone. They told me they had a fortune teller in their ship that knew that I, would find that person. That person that will be so awesome, they will single handidly repel the alien invasion and save Earth. And this is where you come in, this is your trial period. The cat pirates gave me a list of things that only the true chosen one would do throughout their lifetime, and if you pass, you are that person.

So what do you say? Friends?
User avatar #23 to #22 - amissingmouse (03/13/2013) [-]
Sure.
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