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Date Signed Up:6/20/2012
Last Login:4/06/2013
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#4016 - Wow Why'd it get deleted? 01/02/2013 on zoopityzop's profile 0
#2439662 - o no u gyz suk fuk of 01/01/2013 on retard forum 0
#431 - Jack, You have no idea how much this means to me. This is … 01/01/2013 on toyscissors's profile 0
#2434656 - Yes, Jim 01/01/2013 on retard forum +2
#2434631 - Adam 01/01/2013 on retard forum +1
#2434624 - It is, Megan  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2013 on retard forum +2
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User avatar #2434656 - toyscissors (01/01/2013) [-]
Yes, Jim
#2434594 - That is good, Liza  [+] (4 new replies) 01/01/2013 on retard forum +2
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User avatar #2434624 - toyscissors (01/01/2013) [-]
It is, Megan
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User avatar #2434656 - toyscissors (01/01/2013) [-]
Yes, Jim
#2434581 - ALL GIRLS IN THE THREAD RIGHT NOW, NEW FUCKING RULE 01/01/2013 on retard forum +4
#2434560 - Oh, Eric?  [+] (6 new replies) 01/01/2013 on retard forum +2
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User avatar #2434594 - toyscissors (01/01/2013) [-]
That is good, Liza
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User avatar #2434624 - toyscissors (01/01/2013) [-]
It is, Megan
#2434648 - burnieburns has deleted their comment.
User avatar #2434656 - toyscissors (01/01/2013) [-]
Yes, Jim
#2434544 - Cause I got the condoms 01/01/2013 on retard forum +4
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User avatar #434 - snakefire (08/17/2013) [-]
Whos dick was it?
User avatar #433 - posttwo (04/26/2013) [-]
asdfdsa
#432 - kobemamba (01/18/2013) [-]
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#430 - zoopityzop (01/01/2013) [-]
You're my last and longest stop.
Nathan... You're a great friend. And I wish you a very happy new year.
You're by far my closest friend here. Tied with Paul, overall. You are like family to me, for the time we've known each other. You know the most about me on the thread. All of my convictions and flaws. You're one of the few who truly understand how much of a jealous person I am. And you know my accomplishments. You have seen the biggest change in a short time that I will probably have in my entire life. You are such a great person. You were born to do great things. You have helped me so much and you will continue to help me.

So thank you. For everything you have done. Never stop being you. Because one day, whether it's in five years or five minutes, I will once again need you to be strong for me.
User avatar #431 to #430 - toyscissors (01/01/2013) [-]
Jack,
You have no idea how much this means to me. This is better than any gift, any hug, any kiss, any knowledge of any perceivable good in me. I mean, hell; my hero just called me his closest friend. I mean, Jesus, I feel like the kid who was called "son" by superman. Jack, I love you to say the least. You're like an older brother that I never had a chance to have. You are a great guy, and I am honored to be your friend, honored to be the holder of your secrets, and honored to have ever been by your side. I remember one of the first things I said to you... "When I'm older, I'm gonna find you, and I'm gonna help you". The truth is, I don't need to find you to help you, and its taken me too long to see that. I see that I can help you now, and I am going to try my best to keep doing that. This does not, however, mean I am not going to find you. I am, and to say the least, I am going to have the best fucking time with you. Jack, I love you like a brother, nothing will ever change that. So please. Stay how you are.
With the best wishes,
Nate
User avatar #429 to #428 - toyscissors (12/29/2012) [-]
You are using it well
#375 - zoopityzop (12/28/2012) [-]
And I only cried for 20 minutes
User avatar #416 to #375 - toyscissors (12/28/2012) [-]
o ya bby
#417 to #416 - zoopityzop (12/28/2012) [-]
Cute gif time?   
Cute gif time
Cute gif time?
Cute gif time
#419 to #418 - zoopityzop (12/28/2012) [-]
Here
Have some adorable
#421 to #420 - zoopityzop (12/28/2012) [-]
WHAT'S THAT?! NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU?
#423 to #422 - zoopityzop (12/28/2012) [-]
HAVE SOME MORE
HAVE SOME MORE
#425 to #424 - zoopityzop (12/28/2012) [-]
Ohey look a pretty neat gi- WAIT A SECOND   
DID YO8U FINISH IT YET
Ohey look a pretty neat gi- WAIT A SECOND
DID YO8U FINISH IT YET
User avatar #426 to #425 - toyscissors (12/28/2012) [-]
FUCK
and I'm tired
Goodnight, Jack
Long days and pleasant nights
User avatar #427 to #426 - zoopityzop (12/28/2012) [-]
Goodnight
User avatar #396 to #375 - toyscissors (12/28/2012) [-]
Well, how're your friends?
Did you gain any?
Lose any?
Learn anything?
Oh, did you get a girlfriend?
User avatar #397 to #396 - zoopityzop (12/28/2012) [-]
I'll start from the beginning
1: Paul and a few others, along with you are the only ones I really talk to at the moment
2: I've gained a couple friends through the semester
3: I've been distancing myself from old "friends" whom I've been fed up with for a while4
4: Probably
5: I do not want one at the moment due to my mind conflicting with the possibility of me having any romantic love at the moment
User avatar #398 to #397 - toyscissors (12/28/2012) [-]
Is there anyway I can help with this mental conflict?
User avatar #399 to #398 - zoopityzop (12/28/2012) [-]
It's no conflict, I don't need or want one at the moment. All I really need is for someone to understand me, and you and my friends are pretty much there, and if not you are as close as anyone is gonna get.
User avatar #400 to #399 - toyscissors (12/28/2012) [-]
I know you enough to understand that this is kind of stupid. I've had lots of conflicts with myself these past 2 months, and I see what you're going through, and while I didn't handle my conflicts the best (at least according to people who like me), I think you can get through this just as easily. I am here to understand you, and I will always help you to the best of my ability.
User avatar #401 to #400 - zoopityzop (12/28/2012) [-]
The conflict is the same thing that I have been dealing with for a long time and that's that. It's nothing I can't handle.
User avatar #402 to #401 - toyscissors (12/28/2012) [-]
I hope...
User avatar #403 to #402 - zoopityzop (12/28/2012) [-]
I can, at the very least, keep it at bay.
User avatar #404 to #403 - toyscissors (12/28/2012) [-]
Well, if you ever need any help, I'm always available
Hell, I'd trust you with my phone number if you'd accept it
User avatar #405 to #404 - zoopityzop (12/28/2012) [-]
That means a lot
User avatar #406 to #405 - toyscissors (12/28/2012) [-]
I trust you with everything
I mean it
And don't worry about losing that trust
You won't
User avatar #407 to #406 - zoopityzop (12/28/2012) [-]
And You'll never lose mine
User avatar #408 to #407 - toyscissors (12/28/2012) [-]
Then its agreed then!
You, me and Paul!
The fantastic trio!
User avatar #409 to #408 - zoopityzop (12/28/2012) [-]
We should build a fort
User avatar #410 to #409 - toyscissors (12/28/2012) [-]
Name it Fort Sexyandawesomeandyourenotallowedin
User avatar #412 to #411 - toyscissors (12/28/2012) [-]
YEAH!
User avatar #413 to #412 - zoopityzop (12/28/2012) [-]
**zoopityzop jumps into the air and high fives you**
User avatar #414 to #413 - toyscissors (12/28/2012) [-]
**toyscissors tackle hugs you**
User avatar #415 to #414 - zoopityzop (12/28/2012) [-]
*zoopy is fuk*
User avatar #376 to #375 - toyscissors (12/28/2012) [-]
HUMILIATION
My friend lives an hour away from you
User avatar #377 to #376 - zoopityzop (12/28/2012) [-]
AW SHEEIT NIGGA
Got to this part in my rewatch literally a few minutes ago, all the sads
User avatar #378 to #377 - toyscissors (12/28/2012) [-]
Yeah, his name is Erik Lemke
All da fun-funs for me
#379 to #378 - zoopityzop (12/28/2012) [-]
Although I have to admit this part was awesome to watch again   
   
Envy's best moments are just before his death   
Anyway, is this guy on FJ?
Although I have to admit this part was awesome to watch again

Envy's best moments are just before his death
Anyway, is this guy on FJ?
User avatar #380 to #379 - toyscissors (12/28/2012) [-]
Yes
Laclosa
He doesn't go on much anymore
User avatar #382 to #381 - toyscissors (12/28/2012) [-]
He has a skyp- Oh wait...
Skype doesn't work on MACS
User avatar #383 to #382 - zoopityzop (12/28/2012) [-]
I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS
User avatar #384 to #383 - toyscissors (12/28/2012) [-]
YES YOU DID
#385 to #384 - zoopityzop (12/28/2012) [-]
I DID NOT
Awesome image because awesome
User avatar #386 to #385 - toyscissors (12/28/2012) [-]
Very awesome
AND FIX YOUR MAC PROBLEM
Its creating a barrier, fgt
User avatar #387 to #386 - zoopityzop (12/28/2012) [-]
Yeah.
You know what sucks? I'll have to get these feels again so I can get some awesome screencaps from that episode
Y U DO DIS FUNIMATION
User avatar #388 to #387 - toyscissors (12/28/2012) [-]
BCUZ DEY LUV U
User avatar #389 to #388 - zoopityzop (12/28/2012) [-]
So how've you been?
User avatar #390 to #389 - toyscissors (12/28/2012) [-]
Good, you?
User avatar #391 to #390 - zoopityzop (12/28/2012) [-]
I've been eh. kinda fighting my own bad mood recently.
User avatar #392 to #391 - toyscissors (12/28/2012) [-]
**toyscissors hugs you**
It'll subside
User avatar #393 to #392 - zoopityzop (12/28/2012) [-]
I hope so
User avatar #394 to #393 - toyscissors (12/28/2012) [-]
Now
How's my favorite boobtree been doing, friend wise?
User avatar #395 to #394 - zoopityzop (12/28/2012) [-]
Define "friend wise"
User avatar #374 - kobemamba (12/26/2012) [-]
<3 you bbyz
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User avatar #368 - kobemamba (12/26/2012) [-]
That was fun
#367 - kobemamba (12/26/2012) [-]
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