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User avatar #2 - maybelline ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
It was january 1872, Jim was just a little cucumber, but aspired to be one of the greatest, greenest fruits on this planet. Jim was travelling with a fruit merchant and a horse.
One stormy night the merchant entered the merchandise wagon and took jim out of his bag. Screaming for help Jim tried everyhting to get away, but all was in vain because he was a cucumber. 17 minutes later his dream to become the greenest cucumber was no longer a realistic one, since he was now a brown cucumber

the merchant pelasured himself with the cucumber
User avatar #3 to #2 - toyguymcderp (06/26/2014) [-]
You are magnificent.
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