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Gender: female
Interests: laughing, my boyfriend, bacon, sex, funny, happines, joy, computers, alcohol, parties, driving, yourmom.
Date Signed Up:1/18/2012
Last Login:12/22/2014
Location:CA
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Comment Ranking:#10392
Highest Content Rank:#4228
Highest Comment Rank:#903
Content Thumbs: 5561 total,  6456 ,  895
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Level 155 Content: Faptastic → Level 156 Content: Faptastic
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Level 280 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 281 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:9
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Times Content Favorited:201 times
Total Comments Made:2671
FJ Points:5979
I only made this profile nearly 3 years ago in spite of my ex boyfriend. Now that I've fallen in love with a real man.... I don't really visit this site all to much any more.

Plus funnyjunk went down hill. No more 'meme' comics. Those were the best.

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#574 - No worries, calm your teets I deleted mine and re-rolled.  [+] (9 new replies) 02/07/2014 on fuck Valentine's Day 0
User avatar #576 - kojinus (02/07/2014) [-]
oh......originally i was hoping you would fight back.....
now i sound like a douche....
User avatar #583 - toxickooties (02/07/2014) [-]
Hah, I'm too lazy to fight right now.
I have a head ache. Thinking about a snappy comeback, just... it hurts.
#582 - mindlessdubs (02/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #593 - kojinus (02/07/2014) [-]
lick my nipples and call me a slut....
#596 - mindlessdubs (02/07/2014) [-]
okay
#598 - kojinus (02/07/2014) [-]
do you know....WHAT im thinking of right now?
chopping.....
User avatar #602 - mindlessdubs (02/07/2014) [-]
o
User avatar #588 - toxickooties (02/07/2014) [-]
I rolled you too, but kojinus got you first.
Happy early Valentines day.
User avatar #595 - kojinus (02/07/2014) [-]
yah. you too (:
#569 - **toxickooties rolled user mranldestroyer ** Let be Boink… 02/07/2014 on fuck Valentine's Day 0
#564 - We rolled the same person.  [+] (12 new replies) 02/07/2014 on fuck Valentine's Day 0
#568 - kojinus (02/07/2014) [-]
he/she is MINES!!!!!!
#584 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [-]
I know him

He's a total ass
User avatar #574 - toxickooties (02/07/2014) [-]
No worries, calm your teets I deleted mine and re-rolled.
User avatar #576 - kojinus (02/07/2014) [-]
oh......originally i was hoping you would fight back.....
now i sound like a douche....
User avatar #583 - toxickooties (02/07/2014) [-]
Hah, I'm too lazy to fight right now.
I have a head ache. Thinking about a snappy comeback, just... it hurts.
#582 - mindlessdubs (02/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #593 - kojinus (02/07/2014) [-]
lick my nipples and call me a slut....
#596 - mindlessdubs (02/07/2014) [-]
okay
#598 - kojinus (02/07/2014) [-]
do you know....WHAT im thinking of right now?
chopping.....
User avatar #602 - mindlessdubs (02/07/2014) [-]
o
User avatar #588 - toxickooties (02/07/2014) [-]
I rolled you too, but kojinus got you first.
Happy early Valentines day.
User avatar #595 - kojinus (02/07/2014) [-]
yah. you too (:
#562 - Comment deleted 02/07/2014 on fuck Valentine's Day 0
#127 - Thanks. I think.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2014 on The 20s +3
#130 - timmity (02/06/2014) [-]
That`s a good thing btw
#7 - Any other athiests out there who would like to shake this pope…  [+] (20 new replies) 02/06/2014 on just the pope +98
User avatar #93 - coolcalx (02/07/2014) [-]
not really. he just used that hand to touch a male stripper's parrot.
User avatar #57 - CrazyWhiteGurl (02/07/2014) [-]
Even as an Atheist I would like to shake his hand.
User avatar #41 - propanex (02/07/2014) [-]
You should shake hands with anyone regardless of their background (besides hardened criminals and such) if you won't shake someone's hand because of what they believe in is pretty fucking stupid.
User avatar #26 - asimplepotato (02/07/2014) [-]
Wouldn't care if christian or atheist. He's famous. I'd shake a famous persons hand.
#37 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [-]
Would you shake Hitlers hand?
#81 - lordmandy has deleted their comment.
User avatar #40 - asimplepotato (02/07/2014) [-]
That's a big fat yes.
#39 - dereken (02/07/2014) [-]
Yes.

If I'm within handshaking distance, I'm within stabbing distance, and I have to at least make the attempt.
#58 - pimpjesus (02/07/2014) [-]
i like the way you think.
#38 - anonymous (02/07/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #25 - ryles (02/07/2014) [-]
10/10 would like to shake hand
User avatar #21 - threeeighteen (02/07/2014) [-]
I'm not an atheist and I'm not really a Catholic either I associate myself with them to a degree though. but Francis is probably the best thing to happen to the church, I'd give him a high five and a bear hug.
#74 - andyrichard (02/07/2014) [-]
I am an atheist, but I also agree that this man is great. So selfless.
#102 - gerfox (02/07/2014) [-]
I'm not Christian myself, but this pope reflects some of the aspects, or virtues, of religion that I think is good. Selflessness, modesty and tolerance (that may not be a common feature of religion, but I believe this guy tolerates everything although he may not agree, or like it). The moral code
#15 - goingbig (02/07/2014) [-]
i good person wouldn't allow priests to rape children and then helping them getting away with it. Wow.. one pope does something good everything is forgiven? What about the thounds of rapes that happened and got covered up.
User avatar #27 - Logicaltightrope (02/07/2014) [-]
The church is getting much better with this. From what I read, there are next to no new incidences like this and most of the once that are/were surfacing around now are old cases having recently been let out under the church's new policy on these things.
User avatar #12 - unlithe (02/07/2014) [-]
I must say he's the coolest pope ever.
User avatar #11 - gameshredder (02/07/2014) [-]
His religion doesn't matter, he's just a nice guy.

Count me in.
User avatar #9 - ompalomper (02/07/2014) [-]
guilty as charged.

dude seems like the kindest man ever to have walked the modern world
User avatar #8 - acertainsomeone (02/07/2014) [-]
Same.
#19 - She needs to learn to block her sense of taste with out having…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2014 on like strawberries, right? +1
User avatar #92 - twistedwoodthing (02/07/2014) [-]
Is such a thing even possible?
User avatar #203 - toxickooties (02/07/2014) [-]
Yes... I can do it.
It's just blocking the air way in the back of the throat from the nose.
#97 - I still want that. Minus the beatings. 02/06/2014 on The 20s 0
#96 - I wish for this too when I get married. But of course, minus t…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2014 on The 20s +1
User avatar #99 - gracieboo (02/06/2014) [-]
I just could never picture me having a full time job and my future husband staying home with kids. I would get a job if we needed the money though.
#95 - I can't, vaginally. But that doesn't mean it doesn't feel amaz…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/06/2014 on The 20s +2
User avatar #174 - flingwing (02/07/2014) [-]
same here tho mang.

like i cant cum from it but it feels good, i never claimed it didnt i just was putting some knowledge out there.

you assumed i was male
User avatar #124 - timmity (02/06/2014) [-]
you smell of tree sap and perfume
#127 - toxickooties (02/06/2014) [-]
Thanks.




I think.
#130 - timmity (02/06/2014) [-]
That`s a good thing btw
#17 - :c What? My boyfriend is 6'4 and he's one of the nice… 02/06/2014 on The Grinch 0
#7 - In Jr. High, during sex ED we were taught as the anti-rape thi… 02/06/2014 on hand to testicles 0
#22 - I don't plan on going any where. So no worries. 02/06/2014 on Conan got dark +1
#20 - Yep. Two beers. I'm a light weight.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2014 on Conan got dark 0
User avatar #21 - chokinandtokin (02/06/2014) [-]
Oh ok haha, just dong drink and drive.
User avatar #22 - toxickooties (02/06/2014) [-]
I don't plan on going any where. So no worries.
#19 - That's nice, honey. 02/06/2014 on Conan got dark 0
#16 - I lol'd outloud. Probably 'cause I'm buzzed.  [+] (6 new replies) 02/06/2014 on Conan got dark 0
User avatar #18 - chokinandtokin (02/06/2014) [-]
What are you buzzed off of? Alcohol?
User avatar #20 - toxickooties (02/06/2014) [-]
Yep. Two beers. I'm a light weight.
User avatar #21 - chokinandtokin (02/06/2014) [-]
Oh ok haha, just dong drink and drive.
User avatar #22 - toxickooties (02/06/2014) [-]
I don't plan on going any where. So no worries.
#17 - Lainge (02/06/2014) [-]
I don't know if you're kidding.
But I know I want to hurt you.
User avatar #19 - toxickooties (02/06/2014) [-]
That's nice, honey.
#130 - You first bbycakes. 02/06/2014 on toxickooties's profile 0
#312 - Dad's can be so wierd  [+] (1 new reply) 02/06/2014 on Meeting your girlfriends... +1
User avatar #400 - kyrozor (02/06/2014) [-]
Yeah. He punctured a can of deodorant once and threw it into my room and held it shut like a smoke grenade.
#5 - Ew. No thanks. I wouldn't want to see a guy's batwin…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2014 on george takei -2
User avatar #10 - anonymoose (02/06/2014) [-]
Then don't go to Pythons.
#9 - Those of you who have grandparents. Be thankful you do. O… 02/05/2014 on Elderly Peepz 0
#58 - Hell, it could have been. 02/05/2014 on ... +4
#40 - >Be about 4 years ago >Still with ex >staying…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/05/2014 on ... +7
#59 - skeptical (02/05/2014) [-]
Enjoy the nightmares
User avatar #88 - doctorprofessornv (02/06/2014) [-]
Why does this look fake?
User avatar #43 - hiken (02/05/2014) [-]
What if it was your ex?
User avatar #58 - toxickooties (02/05/2014) [-]
Hell, it could have been.
#38 - I'm going to become a millionare, and when I do. I'm going to … 02/05/2014 on Dangit +1
#153 - I'm sorry a lot of you have had bad experiences with meeting y…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/05/2014 on Meeting your girlfriends... +3
User avatar #265 - kyrozor (02/05/2014) [-]
My dad went from poking fun at me for a long time to being total besties with me after he overheard my girlfriend and I having sex. I mean he knows she's a nice girl and stuff but I think he's just over the moon that I'm not gay.
User avatar #312 - toxickooties (02/06/2014) [-]
Dad's can be so wierd
User avatar #400 - kyrozor (02/06/2014) [-]
Yeah. He punctured a can of deodorant once and threw it into my room and held it shut like a smoke grenade.
User avatar #164 - sabcy (02/05/2014) [-]
this is angled towards male meeting males.
#25 - It's all the Mini males who are upset they aren't tall. No worries. 02/04/2014 on guess how much is cock... 0
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User avatar #133 - acemcgunner (12/02/2014) [-]
good luck on your flexing
User avatar #134 to #133 - toxickooties (12/02/2014) [-]
Thanks, I'll train hard every day... every other day.... once a week... once a month...


Never.


JK maybe. I stretch after a run. so one day!
User avatar #136 to #134 - acemcgunner (12/02/2014) [-]
I could help you bend that way
User avatar #135 to #134 - acemcgunner (12/02/2014) [-]
lol... that's nice.
User avatar #131 - nighkey (03/22/2014) [-]
Your avatar does not do you justice.
User avatar #132 to #131 - toxickooties (03/22/2014) [-]
Lol, thanks?
I drew it.
#129 - elricbros **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #130 to #129 - toxickooties (02/06/2014) [-]
You first bbycakes.
#127 - snakefire (09/14/2013) [-]
"Do youo rhemembur me?"
"Do youo rhemembur me?"
User avatar #128 to #127 - flawns (10/19/2013) [-]
oh yeah I remember you ....STOP SENDING ME YOUR NUDES
User avatar #121 - hippymofuka ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
Hi! :3
#124 to #122 - hippymofuka ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #123 to #122 - hippymofuka ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
Just saying hi, im bored haha and ran out of things to do on the interwebz, what's up?
User avatar #125 to #123 - toxickooties (09/14/2013) [-]
Das kewl das kewl... I'm bored too...I wanna go out but no one is available. and my boyfriend is taking for ****** ever, like usual, to respond!!
User avatar #126 to #125 - hippymofuka ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
lol I cant even go out at the moment, I have to get up at 430 for work.... so lame hahah
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