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Gender: female
Interests: laughing, my boyfriend, bacon, sex, funny, happines, joy, computers, alcohol, parties, driving, yourmom.
Date Signed Up:1/18/2012
Last Login:10/22/2014
Location:CA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#23292
Highest Content Rank:#4228
Highest Comment Rank:#903
Content Thumbs: 5561 total,  6456 ,  895
Comment Thumbs: 8142 total,  9861 ,  1719
Content Level Progress: 61% (61/100)
Level 155 Content: Faptastic → Level 156 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 4% (4/100)
Level 280 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 281 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:9
Content Views:494705
Times Content Favorited:201 times
Total Comments Made:2643
FJ Points:5902
I only made this profile nearly 3 years ago in spite of my ex boyfriend. Now that I've fallen in love with a real man.... I don't really visit this site all to much any more.

Plus funnyjunk went down hill. No more 'meme' comics. Those were the best.

latest user's comments

#14 - The deceased grandpa thing... I have a somewhat similar situat…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/06/2014 on Dem Coincidences +1
User avatar #20 - cocosmama (03/06/2014) [-]
That's not overly unusual. I read somewhere that it is in our psychological natures to picka mate who is similar to one of our parents. It's what we know and feel safe with.
User avatar #111 - toxickooties (03/06/2014) [-]
And I'm totally okay with that. Cause my boyfriend is AWESOME.

It's my friends that are weirded out at the fact he's similar looking to my dad.
I'm just happy I have a great guy
User avatar #113 - cocosmama (03/06/2014) [-]
Good. I wish you all the best.
User avatar #114 - toxickooties (03/06/2014) [-]
Thanks :3
#9 - Dammit, if I were at my boyfriends house right now I'd walk ou… 03/03/2014 on lemons like these 0
#9 - I HAD ONE OF THOSE AS A KID!!! OMG I just nostalgia'd all over… 03/03/2014 on banned toy 0
#80 - Didn't someone post content about how if you have a lot of son…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2014 on So, heard you guys like... 0
User avatar #86 - slapchoppin (03/03/2014) [-]
except that was clearly bullshit
#36 - That wall looks like the walls inside the waiting room planned… 03/03/2014 on Twisted Sisters 0
#16 - Sure, it's a massive horse. . . standing next to that guy. …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/20/2014 on A 5 horse power horse. -1
User avatar #28 - propanex (02/20/2014) [-]
Doesn't make it any less of a giant fucking horse.
User avatar #19 - makedonski (02/20/2014) [-]
It's measured to the shoulder, so it's probably more like 8-9 feet to the top of the head.
#40 - Pff not in my areas then.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2014 on How highway barriers are moved 0
User avatar #41 - jagarico (02/14/2014) [-]
jeez so picky. next thing you know you'll be wanting them in _ your_ commute.
#32 - WHY DONT WE HAVE THESE IN CALIFORNIA? They do it all by this c…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/14/2014 on How highway barriers are moved +1
User avatar #39 - jagarico (02/14/2014) [-]
User avatar #40 - toxickooties (02/14/2014) [-]
Pff not in my areas then.
User avatar #41 - jagarico (02/14/2014) [-]
jeez so picky. next thing you know you'll be wanting them in _ your_ commute.
#80 - These are my favorite Tumblr posts. 02/13/2014 on The Fedora in your heart 0
#31 - "Uncle-Daddy and Sister-Mommy said I can keep kitty. . ." 02/11/2014 on Mongol Eyes +1
#10 - So, OP? You're just going to leave us hanging? Coommmeee ooonnn 02/11/2014 on Confessions 0
#3 - Do a flip. Or 372 02/08/2014 on Jesus Christ how horrifying 0
#9 - I want that so hard. 02/08/2014 on do want 0
#203 - Yes... I can do it. It's just blocking the air way in the… 02/07/2014 on like strawberries, right? 0
#2 - I feel her pain, my sex drive is higher than my boyfriends. It sucks.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/07/2014 on Quads have spoken 0
User avatar #16 - adunsaveme (02/07/2014) [-]
My sex doesn't even have wheels, how the fuck do I drive it
User avatar #13 - avengerofthenight (02/07/2014) [-]
Same here, was terrible with my ex...
User avatar #5 - justafungi (02/07/2014) [-]
My last girlfriend said she had that problem with her exes, but apparently I had a higher sex drive than she did.
User avatar #3 - enteroreninenine (02/07/2014) [-]
I think most girls have higher sex drives from what i've seen
It's just
Social stigma
and shit

I don't know
#5 - Kill it before it lays eggs.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2014 on AHAHAHAHAHAHA +2
#11 - reaperspizza (02/07/2014) [-]
#4 - You can also do that carefully with a drop of water on the len… 02/07/2014 on (untitled) +1
#2 - What happened to the REAL morbid stuff that used to be uploaded?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2014 on Horrific Car Crash +7
User avatar #6 - granate (02/07/2014) [-]
It gets banned.
User avatar #3 - equestriaman (02/07/2014) [-]
it goes to NSFW Brony
#12 - Hounted? You mean... Haunted... 02/07/2014 on Best Hounted House Reactions 0
#10 - This tripped me out for half a second. It's raining … 02/07/2014 on Pvt. Daniel Jackson Taking... 0
#31 - Where's Peanutbitter?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2014 on Creepy Hide and Seek +37
User avatar #32 - swordmasterredman (02/07/2014) [-]
we've been calling him
#588 - I rolled you too, but kojinus got you first. Happy early …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2014 on fuck Valentine's Day +1
User avatar #595 - kojinus (02/07/2014) [-]
yah. you too (:
#583 - Hah, I'm too lazy to fight right now. I have a head ache.… 02/07/2014 on fuck Valentine's Day 0
#574 - No worries, calm your teets I deleted mine and re-rolled.  [+] (9 new replies) 02/07/2014 on fuck Valentine's Day 0
User avatar #576 - kojinus (02/07/2014) [-]
oh......originally i was hoping you would fight back.....
now i sound like a douche....
User avatar #583 - toxickooties (02/07/2014) [-]
Hah, I'm too lazy to fight right now.
I have a head ache. Thinking about a snappy comeback, just... it hurts.
#582 - mindlessdubs (02/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #593 - kojinus (02/07/2014) [-]
lick my nipples and call me a slut....
#596 - mindlessdubs (02/07/2014) [-]
okay
#598 - kojinus (02/07/2014) [-]
do you know....WHAT im thinking of right now?
chopping.....
User avatar #602 - mindlessdubs (02/07/2014) [-]
o
User avatar #588 - toxickooties (02/07/2014) [-]
I rolled you too, but kojinus got you first.
Happy early Valentines day.
User avatar #595 - kojinus (02/07/2014) [-]
yah. you too (:
#569 - **toxickooties rolled user mranldestroyer ** Let be Boink… 02/07/2014 on fuck Valentine's Day 0
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User avatar #131 - nighkey (03/22/2014) [-]
Your avatar does not do you justice.
User avatar #132 to #131 - toxickooties (03/22/2014) [-]
Lol, thanks?
I drew it.
#129 - elricbros **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #130 to #129 - toxickooties (02/06/2014) [-]
You first bbycakes.
#127 - snakefire (09/14/2013) [-]
"Do youo rhemembur me?"
"Do youo rhemembur me?"
User avatar #128 to #127 - flawns (10/19/2013) [-]
oh yeah I remember you ....STOP SENDING ME YOUR NUDES
User avatar #121 - hippymofuka ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
Hi! :3
#124 to #122 - hippymofuka ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #123 to #122 - hippymofuka ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
Just saying hi, im bored haha and ran out of things to do on the interwebz, what's up?
User avatar #125 to #123 - toxickooties (09/14/2013) [-]
Das kewl das kewl... I'm bored too...I wanna go out but no one is available. and my boyfriend is taking for ****** ever, like usual, to respond!!
User avatar #126 to #125 - hippymofuka ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
lol I cant even go out at the moment, I have to get up at 430 for work.... so lame hahah
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