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toxickooties

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Personal Info
Gender: female
Consoles Owned: none
Video Games Played: none
Interests: laughing, my boyfriend, bacon, sex, funny, happines, joy, computers, alcohol, parties, driving, yourmom.
Date Signed Up:1/18/2012
Last Login:2/27/2015
Location:CA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#8232
Comment Ranking:#6074
Highest Content Rank:#4228
Highest Comment Rank:#903
Content Thumbs: 5580 total,  6487 ,  907
Comment Thumbs: 8590 total,  10350 ,  1760
Content Level Progress: 76% (76/100)
Level 155 Content: Faptastic → Level 156 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 61% (61/100)
Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 284 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:9
Content Views:500110
Times Content Favorited:202 times
Total Comments Made:2800
FJ Points:6274
I only made this profile nearly 3 years ago in spite of my ex boyfriend. Now that I've fallen in love with a real man.... I don't really visit this site all to much any more.

Plus funnyjunk went down hill. No more 'meme' comics. Those were the best.

latest user's comments

#67 - Why did she know you shaved your bikini line?? 0_0  [+] (1 new reply) 02/05/2015 on Overreacting 0
#192 - micbro (02/06/2015) [-]
I don't remember, I must have mentioned it for some reason.
#149 - Comment deleted 01/31/2015 on deus vulting is my spirit... 0
#19 - Comment deleted  [+] (15 new replies) 01/31/2015 on deus vulting is my spirit... +18
#119 - anonexplains (01/31/2015) [-]
just an FYI, i was smoking before i started dating my girlfriend, so she chose that as a part of choosing me, therefore she was not allowed to tell me to quit. she still nagged and it would piss me off, so i would go out for a dart.
eventually she stopped asking, and i quit on my own. she gave me tons of support in quitting, which was 100000% better than negative nagging
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User avatar #97 - oxymoronking (01/31/2015) [-]
he needs to stop the drinking and driving, thats straight up fucking illegal
also, dont nag about smoking. i gets him no where except feeling like hes dissapointing you. unless hes completely blind to it or an idiot, he probably wants to stop too. if his boss will allow, see if your boyfriend will agree to go to rehab. im not saying "if it all goes to hell, rehab is your last choice", its best to try to get him in before hes up to a fucking 3 fucking cartons a day
User avatar #71 - charagrin (01/31/2015) [-]
Drinking and driving at all is an act of a worthless person, he places his own desire above the lives of every single person he passes. He shouldn't be allowed to live, let alone have a functional social life. Once is a fluke, twice is bad judgement, but classifying it as "often" tells me he does it without even caring for anyone else, and I find that unacceptable.
User avatar #64 - perform (01/31/2015) [-]
That's just being caring, in my opinion.
User avatar #45 - thepizzadevourer (01/31/2015) [-]
See, you're encouraging him to be a better person. You see that what he's doing to himself is harmful and you want him to stop because you care about him, and that's a really good thing. In fact, it shows that you deeply care about him, because you're willing to upset him and even disturb your relationship to a certain degree if it means that it'll help him in the long run.

What OP was talking about is girls who don't see relationships as something you do in your partner's best interests, and instead want to remain the same while having their boyfriend change to accommodate all of their self-serving ways. I see a lot of people (boys and girls alike) who get into relationships purely because they want something out of the other person, and those types of hookups always end in pain and hurt on both sides.
User avatar #42 - brynhatesit (01/31/2015) [-]
Totally reasonable! You're trying to change him for the honest better. You want him to live a longer and happier life, nothing is wrong with that, you simply care about him. I asked my boyfriend to stop smoking cigarettes, and as of last week, he's completely off. It took about 7 months, but he's going to get so many more years out of his life, he decided to start going to the gym more often, etc.
Sometimes, you just have to be the motivation they need to live the healthy life that they've wanted, but just haven't found the reason and motivation for.
User avatar #38 - skittlesinexcess (01/31/2015) [-]
Now your in the right. Being concerned for someones safety and wanting someone to change because you want more from them is two different things.
We all have flaws but the people we care about should help us work through them and still be understanding. I wish you the best in all endeavors.
#28 - soyfriedbryce (01/31/2015) [-]
Change can be a good thing. Stopping smoking and drinking are fine things to want to change. Just dont go overboard and freak out if you see him with a beer at a party or anything. Remember, change takes time. You clearly care about him and its good that you're willing to try to be a positive influence on his life.
User avatar #27 - trollmobile (01/31/2015) [-]
completely reasonable.
those are objectively bad habits
one of them is even stricktly illegal.

the bad thing would be if you tried to force him to change, in a way that is only positive according to your subjective opinion.
User avatar #25 - elbrysobrony (01/31/2015) [-]
Change isn't always bad thing, from what I've experienced. Yeah, in negative ways, like preventing your hubby from hanging out with the guys, it shouldn't happen, but changes for the better are what we should always strive for.
User avatar #24 - demonictoasters (01/31/2015) [-]
Yeah, anon hit the nail on the head. Drinking and driving is a selfish disgusting thing to do. Doesn't sound like a winner.
#68 - anonexplains (01/31/2015) [-]
I mean, he might be cool! Maybe he just needs a chance to change...I used to go drunk driving, and I'm hella better. Though, change was my responsibility, even though I had a loving family to support me I did not expect them to.
#20 - anonexplains (01/31/2015) [-]
>drinking and driving
>wonderful
Glad you found love, but drinking and driving makes your boyfriend scum. Willfully endangering innocent people does not a wonderful man make.
User avatar #176 - captainsweden (01/31/2015) [-]
Yeah man hopes he drives of a cliff for doing so
#14 - That's awesome. My bf plays trombone... I need to ge…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2015 on Serenading the Cattle +1
#22 - omfgninjaneer (01/31/2015) [-]
Just yell loud enough and fall down on the ground. Cows are curious animals and will come investigate.
User avatar #21 - hydraetis (01/31/2015) [-]
Just get a loud boombox and play some classical. Should have the same effect.
User avatar #16 - darksideofthebeast (01/31/2015) [-]
Get him to play a rusty trombone and you'll be even more happy.
#105 - That'll buff out. 01/29/2015 on Just Got Their New Phone 0
#162 - oh  [+] (1 new reply) 01/21/2015 on toxickooties's profile 0
User avatar #163 - partially (01/21/2015) [-]
it all makes sense now right?
#160 - Guys... stop 01/21/2015 on toxickooties's profile 0
#159 - wtf is mez?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/21/2015 on toxickooties's profile 0
User avatar #161 - partially (01/21/2015) [-]
lllllluuuuuuuuuulllllllllllll
memes as in me mes as in me mez
:^)
User avatar #162 - toxickooties (01/21/2015) [-]
oh
User avatar #163 - partially (01/21/2015) [-]
it all makes sense now right?
#149 - then why do you keep asking?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2015 on toxickooties's profile 0
User avatar #150 - Elk (01/18/2015) [-]
Force of habit.
#33 - Where can I see them perform!? Do they still perform?? 01/15/2015 on (untitled) 0
#35 - I'm going to go catch pigeons now just to do this... 01/15/2015 on when you fall for a troll +5
#44 - I agree with the flyer. Why ruin someones life… 01/15/2015 on Tumblr... +6
#73 - I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED For details, bec…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/15/2015 on Probably a splinter +1
User avatar #78 - likeacupcake (01/15/2015) [-]
Necrosis by the looks of it: Her leg is rotting while still attached. Best to amputate it (it's already dead, so there's no "saving" it) before it infects the rest of the body.
#84 - anonexplains (01/15/2015) [-]
The amazing thing is that she is not dead yet by blood poisoning
User avatar #77 - psychoepsilon (01/15/2015) [-]
Saw it on bestgore, apparently the girl in the photo got bit by a snake (or something else) and because she came from a tribe somewhere in Brazil, they thought they could cure it with some ancient remedy or some bullshit.


I think, its definetly on bestgore somewhere with the full story.
#13 - But but but but.... :c My …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/14/2015 on Death Megatron 300 +3
#23 - anonexplains (01/14/2015) [-]
SANDY TOXIC COOTIES... OH MAI GAWD
User avatar #14 - vatra (01/14/2015) [-]
So if I understand correctly, you LIKE being associated with mass death and destruction!
#17 - lordsepulchure (01/14/2015) [-]
#25 - vatra (01/15/2015) [-]
HFW
#63 - When they are that small they are still quite top heavy in the… 01/14/2015 on Dumb fucking kids 0
#62 - I've seen a parent clap, "cheer", and purposefully l… 01/14/2015 on Dumb fucking kids -2
#61 - The woman who plays Mrs. Trunchbull is also the same women who…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2015 on Dumb fucking kids +1
User avatar #69 - horrorchow (01/14/2015) [-]
so… her specialty is being a total fuckin' bitch?
#17 - Well, I understand people aren't property I can see why that g… 01/14/2015 on Whats your Answer ?! 0
#3 - WHHYYYYY Do men get mad at the other guy? Why not question th…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/13/2015 on Whats your Answer ?! +22
#13 - HellsSponge (01/13/2015) [-]
I agree with your point, however, in this picture, the people are taking part in some sort of Russian meme. thechive.com/2009/11/05/in-russia-this-is-a-photo-contest/
#5 - JorenKH (01/13/2015) [-]
Because he came to your house with your things and fucked your wife.
User avatar #6 - indecisivejew (01/13/2015) [-]
You act like "his wife" is his property and not a person. The guy didn't do anything to the husband personally, and he didn't force his wife into anything. The wife is the one who betrayed his trust.
User avatar #10 - gohex (01/13/2015) [-]
Married man reporting in. If it was a friend I think it's a betrayal too, but if it's a random stranger, then just your wife is in the wrong. I mean if the guy knows she's cheating, it's douchey, but no betrayal.

TLDR: cheating partner is always at fault
#7 - nationalanthem (01/13/2015) [-]
his wife IS his property like he is hers its called being married... and i dont mean this in a "haha That's marriage" kinda way.. im dead serious cause thats like the definition of married faithful and together til death do you part

i agree with both tho.. id get mad at both
#14 - nationalanthem (01/13/2015) [-]
ok.. lets clear this up.. what i mean is being someones property doenst necessarily mean ownership, but if you have to be "owned" like an animal to show true loyalty and not be "free to do what you want" then im not gonna sit here and agrue on it either.. you're a broken human being
User avatar #17 - toxickooties (01/14/2015) [-]
Well, I understand people aren't property I can see why that guy is wrong. But, speaking for my self. I don't mind saying I "belong" to my boyfriend. He doesn't OWN me... but I do belong to him. I guess its just a lighter way of saying "ownership" (I guess).
He belongs to me and I belong to him. Just my preference.

#12 - rectophobia (01/13/2015) [-]
Please don't breed
#11 - camzore (01/13/2015) [-]
At a fundamental level no human has the right and never will have the right to own someone. Marriage is just a bunch of words and some signing of documents. If you have any sense of humanity it gives you absolutely no fucking right to claim ownership of someone regardless of religion, rules or social norms. It's almost as if you are condoning slavery, but you're not that moronic, right?
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#9 - He must be real fun at parties!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/13/2015 on Get Psyched +3
User avatar #22 - iamnotgoodwithname (01/13/2015) [-]
are you kidding he IS the party!
#9 - Did he even eat any of it?? Or just push it all off with his f… 01/13/2015 on I cannot find words +49
#8 - Okay, that's ******* adorable. 01/13/2015 on I cannot find words +1
#18 - My first thought... who the hell is leaving that young of a ch… 01/13/2015 on Feely feels +6
#87 - FINE. 01/12/2015 on Underwater Air Farms are a... 0
#85 - Did we reach comment limit or are you just... DONE. …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on Underwater Air Farms are a... 0
User avatar #86 - Elk (01/12/2015) [-]
Both.

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#164 - Elk (02/19/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Gee, thanks for making me feel bad.
User avatar #165 to #164 - toxickooties (02/19/2015) [-]
Sorry not sorry...


You even admitted your self to having the habit of being mean.
#151 - Elk (01/18/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Are we still good?
User avatar #152 to #151 - partially (01/19/2015) [-]
Just give her some me mez bitches love me mez
User avatar #159 to #152 - toxickooties (01/21/2015) [-]
wtf is mez?
User avatar #161 to #159 - partially (01/21/2015) [-]
lllllluuuuuuuuuulllllllllllll
memes as in me mes as in me mez
:^)
User avatar #163 to #162 - partially (01/21/2015) [-]
it all makes sense now right?
User avatar #153 to #152 - Elk (01/19/2015) [-]
She got mad because I asked for her to stick the bow up her vajayjay with her opinion.
User avatar #160 to #153 - toxickooties (01/21/2015) [-]
Guys... stop
User avatar #154 to #153 - partially (01/19/2015) [-]
I saw that lul
User avatar #155 to #154 - Elk (01/19/2015) [-]
Oh, I thought I sent that in a private message.
User avatar #156 to #155 - partially (01/19/2015) [-]
Stop you are overdoing it not funny anymore
User avatar #157 to #156 - Elk (01/19/2015) [-]
Carrying a conversation is supposed to be funny? I'm glad you informed me. Otherwise I'd have tons of them...
User avatar #158 to #157 - partially (01/19/2015) [-]
Okey :^)
User avatar #144 - gobgob (01/09/2015) [-]
I think I hate it lmao
User avatar #145 to #144 - toxickooties (01/10/2015) [-]
Hate what?? 0.0
User avatar #146 to #145 - gobgob (01/10/2015) [-]
you*
User avatar #139 - hotpost (01/02/2015) [-]
pics or it didn't happen
User avatar #141 to #140 - hotpost (01/03/2015) [-]
you getting spanked by your bf while cowgirl ridding him
User avatar #142 to #141 - toxickooties (01/04/2015) [-]
oooh no.

If I can hardly handle seeing my self naked I ain't showing the world.
#148 to #142 - Elk (01/18/2015) [-]
no one wants to see you naked
User avatar #149 to #148 - toxickooties (01/18/2015) [-]
then why do you keep asking?
User avatar #150 to #149 - Elk (01/18/2015) [-]
Force of habit.
User avatar #143 to #142 - hotpost (01/04/2015) [-]
let us judge
User avatar #133 - acemcgunner (12/02/2014) [-]
good luck on your flexing
User avatar #134 to #133 - toxickooties (12/02/2014) [-]
Thanks, I'll train hard every day... every other day.... once a week... once a month...


Never.


JK maybe. I stretch after a run. so one day!
User avatar #136 to #134 - acemcgunner (12/02/2014) [-]
I could help you bend that way
User avatar #135 to #134 - acemcgunner (12/02/2014) [-]
lol... that's nice.
User avatar #131 - nighkey (03/22/2014) [-]
Your avatar does not do you justice.
User avatar #132 to #131 - toxickooties (03/22/2014) [-]
Lol, thanks?
I drew it.
#129 - elricbros **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #130 to #129 - toxickooties (02/06/2014) [-]
You first bbycakes.
#127 - snakefire (09/14/2013) [-]
"Do youo rhemembur me?"
"Do youo rhemembur me?"
User avatar #128 to #127 - flawns (10/19/2013) [-]
oh yeah I remember you ....STOP SENDING ME YOUR NUDES
User avatar #121 - hippymofuka ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
Hi! :3
#124 to #122 - hippymofuka ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #123 to #122 - hippymofuka ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
Just saying hi, im bored haha and ran out of things to do on the interwebz, what's up?
User avatar #125 to #123 - toxickooties (09/14/2013) [-]
Das kewl das kewl... I'm bored too...I wanna go out but no one is available. and my boyfriend is taking for ****** ever, like usual, to respond!!
User avatar #126 to #125 - hippymofuka ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
lol I cant even go out at the moment, I have to get up at 430 for work.... so lame hahah
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