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|Interests:||laughing, my boyfriend, bacon, sex, funny, happines, joy, computers, alcohol, parties, driving, yourmom.|
|Date Signed Up:||1/18/2012|
|Funnyjunk Career Stats|
|Highest Content Rank:||#4228|
|Highest Comment Rank:||#903|
|Content Thumbs:||5580 total, 6487 , 907|
|Comment Thumbs:||8590 total, 10350 , 1760|
|Content Level Progress:|| 76% (76/100) |
Level 155 Content: Faptastic → Level 156 Content: Faptastic
|Comment Level Progress:|| 61% (61/100) |
Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 284 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
|Times Content Favorited:||202 times|
|Total Comments Made:||2800|
I only made this profile nearly 3 years ago in spite of my ex boyfriend. Now that I've fallen in love with a real man.... I don't really visit this site all to much any more.
Plus funnyjunk went down hill. No more 'meme' comics. Those were the best.
Plus funnyjunk went down hill. No more 'meme' comics. Those were the best.
latest user's comments
|#67 - Why did she know you shaved your bikini line?? 0_0 [+] (1 new reply)||02/05/2015 on Overreacting||0|
|#149 - Comment deleted||01/31/2015 on deus vulting is my spirit...||0|
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#119 - anonexplains (01/31/2015) [-]
just an FYI, i was smoking before i started dating my girlfriend, so she chose that as a part of choosing me, therefore she was not allowed to tell me to quit. she still nagged and it would piss me off, so i would go out for a dart.
eventually she stopped asking, and i quit on my own. she gave me tons of support in quitting, which was 100000% better than negative nagging
#97 - oxymoronking (01/31/2015) [-]
he needs to stop the drinking and driving, thats straight up fucking illegal
also, dont nag about smoking. i gets him no where except feeling like hes dissapointing you. unless hes completely blind to it or an idiot, he probably wants to stop too. if his boss will allow, see if your boyfriend will agree to go to rehab. im not saying "if it all goes to hell, rehab is your last choice", its best to try to get him in before hes up to a fucking 3 fucking cartons a day
#71 - charagrin (01/31/2015) [-]
Drinking and driving at all is an act of a worthless person, he places his own desire above the lives of every single person he passes. He shouldn't be allowed to live, let alone have a functional social life. Once is a fluke, twice is bad judgement, but classifying it as "often" tells me he does it without even caring for anyone else, and I find that unacceptable.
#45 - thepizzadevourer (01/31/2015) [-]
See, you're encouraging him to be a better person. You see that what he's doing to himself is harmful and you want him to stop because you care about him, and that's a really good thing. In fact, it shows that you deeply care about him, because you're willing to upset him and even disturb your relationship to a certain degree if it means that it'll help him in the long run.
What OP was talking about is girls who don't see relationships as something you do in your partner's best interests, and instead want to remain the same while having their boyfriend change to accommodate all of their self-serving ways. I see a lot of people (boys and girls alike) who get into relationships purely because they want something out of the other person, and those types of hookups always end in pain and hurt on both sides.
#42 - brynhatesit (01/31/2015) [-]
Totally reasonable! You're trying to change him for the honest better. You want him to live a longer and happier life, nothing is wrong with that, you simply care about him. I asked my boyfriend to stop smoking cigarettes, and as of last week, he's completely off. It took about 7 months, but he's going to get so many more years out of his life, he decided to start going to the gym more often, etc.
Sometimes, you just have to be the motivation they need to live the healthy life that they've wanted, but just haven't found the reason and motivation for.
#38 - skittlesinexcess (01/31/2015) [-]
Now your in the right. Being concerned for someones safety and wanting someone to change because you want more from them is two different things.
We all have flaws but the people we care about should help us work through them and still be understanding. I wish you the best in all endeavors.
#28 - soyfriedbryce (01/31/2015) [-]
Change can be a good thing. Stopping smoking and drinking are fine things to want to change. Just dont go overboard and freak out if you see him with a beer at a party or anything. Remember, change takes time. You clearly care about him and its good that you're willing to try to be a positive influence on his life.
#68 - anonexplains (01/31/2015) [-]
I mean, he might be cool! Maybe he just needs a chance to change...I used to go drunk driving, and I'm hella better. Though, change was my responsibility, even though I had a loving family to support me I did not expect them to.
#20 - anonexplains (01/31/2015) [-]
>drinking and driving
Glad you found love, but drinking and driving makes your boyfriend scum. Willfully endangering innocent people does not a wonderful man make.
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|#162 - oh [+] (1 new reply)||01/21/2015 on toxickooties's profile||0|
|#160 - Guys... stop||01/21/2015 on toxickooties's profile||0|
|#159 - wtf is mez? [+] (3 new replies)||01/21/2015 on toxickooties's profile||0|
|#149 - then why do you keep asking? [+] (1 new reply)||01/18/2015 on toxickooties's profile||0|
|#33 - Where can I see them perform!? Do they still perform??||01/15/2015 on (untitled)||0|
|#35 - I'm going to go catch pigeons now just to do this...||01/15/2015 on when you fall for a troll||+5|
|#44 - I agree with the flyer. Why ruin someones life…||01/15/2015 on Tumblr...||+6|
|#73 - I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED For details, bec… [+] (3 new replies)||01/15/2015 on Probably a splinter||+1|
#84 - anonexplains (01/15/2015) [-]
The amazing thing is that she is not dead yet by blood poisoning
#77 - psychoepsilon (01/15/2015) [-]
Saw it on bestgore, apparently the girl in the photo got bit by a snake (or something else) and because she came from a tribe somewhere in Brazil, they thought they could cure it with some ancient remedy or some bullshit.
I think, its definetly on bestgore somewhere with the full story.
|#13 - But but but but.... :c My … [+] (4 new replies)||01/14/2015 on Death Megatron 300||+3|
#23 - anonexplains (01/14/2015) [-]
SANDY TOXIC COOTIES... OH MAI GAWD
|#63 - When they are that small they are still quite top heavy in the…||01/14/2015 on Dumb fucking kids||0|
|#62 - I've seen a parent clap, "cheer", and purposefully l…||01/14/2015 on Dumb fucking kids||-2|
|#61 - The woman who plays Mrs. Trunchbull is also the same women who… [+] (1 new reply)||01/14/2015 on Dumb fucking kids||+1|
|#17 - Well, I understand people aren't property I can see why that g…||01/14/2015 on Whats your Answer ?!||0|
|#3 - WHHYYYYY Do men get mad at the other guy? Why not question th… [+] (10 new replies)||01/13/2015 on Whats your Answer ?!||+22|
#13 - HellsSponge (01/13/2015) [-]
I agree with your point, however, in this picture, the people are taking part in some sort of Russian meme. thechive.com/2009/11/05/in-russia-this-is-a-photo-contest/
#7 - nationalanthem (01/13/2015) [-]
his wife IS his property like he is hers its called being married... and i dont mean this in a "haha That's marriage" kinda way.. im dead serious cause thats like the definition of married faithful and together til death do you part
i agree with both tho.. id get mad at both
#14 - nationalanthem (01/13/2015) [-]
ok.. lets clear this up.. what i mean is being someones property doenst necessarily mean ownership, but if you have to be "owned" like an animal to show true loyalty and not be "free to do what you want" then im not gonna sit here and agrue on it either.. you're a broken human being
#17 - toxickooties (01/14/2015) [-]
Well, I understand people aren't property I can see why that guy is wrong. But, speaking for my self. I don't mind saying I "belong" to my boyfriend. He doesn't OWN me... but I do belong to him. I guess its just a lighter way of saying "ownership" (I guess).
He belongs to me and I belong to him. Just my preference.
#11 - camzore (01/13/2015) [-]
|#9 - He must be real fun at parties! [+] (1 new reply)||01/13/2015 on Get Psyched||+3|
|#9 - Did he even eat any of it?? Or just push it all off with his f…||01/13/2015 on I cannot find words||+49|
|#8 - Okay, that's ******* adorable.||01/13/2015 on I cannot find words||+1|
|#18 - My first thought... who the hell is leaving that young of a ch…||01/13/2015 on Feely feels||+6|
|#87 - FINE.||01/12/2015 on Underwater Air Farms are a...||0|
|#85 - Did we reach comment limit or are you just... DONE. … [+] (1 new reply)||01/12/2015 on Underwater Air Farms are a...||0|