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toxickooties

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Personal Info
Gender: female
Consoles Owned: none
Video Games Played: none
Interests: laughing, my boyfriend, bacon, sex, funny, happines, joy, computers, alcohol, parties, driving, yourmom.
Date Signed Up:1/18/2012
Last Login:3/27/2015
Location:CA
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#7846
Comment Ranking:#6098
Highest Content Rank:#4228
Highest Comment Rank:#903
Content Thumbs: 5580 total,  6487 ,  907
Comment Thumbs: 8591 total,  10351 ,  1760
Content Level Progress: 76% (76/100)
Level 155 Content: Faptastic → Level 156 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 62% (62/100)
Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 284 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
Subscribers:9
Content Views:500344
Times Content Favorited:202 times
Total Comments Made:2799
FJ Points:6275
I only made this profile nearly 3 years ago in spite of my ex boyfriend. Now that I've fallen in love with a real man.... I don't really visit this site all to much any more.

Plus funnyjunk went down hill. No more 'meme' comics. Those were the best.

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Funny Gifs

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    Curious Eagle. Curious Eagle.
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latest user's comments

#12 - Did Tiny Tim make it with a tall woman??  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2015 on Found on 4chan +1
User avatar #18 - alfibrakiz (03/19/2015) [-]
Tiny Tim mentioned. Have a thumb!!
#18 - Ooooh, Bluto. 03/04/2015 on Downer 0
#18 - Hamster, Snake, Anole lizard (they're like 7-9 bucks each), fi… 02/28/2015 on Worst Hamster Ever 0
#68 - I'd get one of those just for the ability to steer a long board... 02/25/2015 on I'll take 50 0
#13 - I personally have it off because the fake moans from the women… 02/24/2015 on Anon has an idea +24
#19 - Besides Steve, I think They're attractive. 02/24/2015 on He tried so hard 0
#160 - Damn, but it's such an easy song. With se…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2015 on FJ Sings All-Star 0
User avatar #162 - hankhillofthe (02/23/2015) [-]
I don't think you want FJ singing a song that means something to you.
#37 - Motherclucker. . .? 02/23/2015 on webm comp12 +2
#141 - Besides for the ones that were screaming, that was pretty awes…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/23/2015 on FJ Sings All-Star 0
User avatar #142 - hankhillofthe (02/23/2015) [-]
If we do this again, it'll be songs that everyone knows. Like Space Jam or Never Gonna Give You Up or something.

That way the people who can't sing are at least still familiar with what they're singing enough to mitigate them having to try over and over to keep on rhythm.

Even though I think it would be really funny, I don't think most of FJ has heard that song. They might recognize the chorus, but I really think it's too shallow of a pool.
User avatar #160 - toxickooties (02/23/2015) [-]
Damn, but it's such an easy song.


With sentimental value for me... lols
User avatar #162 - hankhillofthe (02/23/2015) [-]
I don't think you want FJ singing a song that means something to you.
#128 - The period smell is another annoying aspect of being a girl. …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/23/2015 on Tumblr Comp 2 0
#132 - valigar (02/23/2015) [-]

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#164 - Elk has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #165 to #164 - toxickooties (02/19/2015) [-]
Sorry not sorry...


You even admitted your self to having the habit of being mean.
#151 - Elk (01/18/2015) [-]
**Elk used "*roll picture*"**
**Elk rolled image** Are we still good?
User avatar #152 to #151 - partially (01/19/2015) [-]
Just give her some me mez bitches love me mez
User avatar #159 to #152 - toxickooties (01/21/2015) [-]
wtf is mez?
User avatar #161 to #159 - partially (01/21/2015) [-]
lllllluuuuuuuuuulllllllllllll
memes as in me mes as in me mez
:^)
User avatar #163 to #162 - partially (01/21/2015) [-]
it all makes sense now right?
User avatar #153 to #152 - Elk (01/19/2015) [-]
She got mad because I asked for her to stick the bow up her vajayjay with her opinion.
User avatar #160 to #153 - toxickooties (01/21/2015) [-]
Guys... stop
User avatar #154 to #153 - partially (01/19/2015) [-]
I saw that lul
User avatar #155 to #154 - Elk (01/19/2015) [-]
Oh, I thought I sent that in a private message.
User avatar #156 to #155 - partially (01/19/2015) [-]
Stop you are overdoing it not funny anymore
User avatar #157 to #156 - Elk (01/19/2015) [-]
Carrying a conversation is supposed to be funny? I'm glad you informed me. Otherwise I'd have tons of them...
User avatar #158 to #157 - partially (01/19/2015) [-]
Okey :^)
User avatar #144 - gobgob (01/09/2015) [-]
I think I hate it lmao
User avatar #145 to #144 - toxickooties (01/10/2015) [-]
Hate what?? 0.0
User avatar #146 to #145 - gobgob (01/10/2015) [-]
you*
User avatar #139 - hotpost (01/02/2015) [-]
pics or it didn't happen
User avatar #141 to #140 - hotpost (01/03/2015) [-]
you getting spanked by your bf while cowgirl ridding him
User avatar #142 to #141 - toxickooties (01/04/2015) [-]
oooh no.

If I can hardly handle seeing my self naked I ain't showing the world.
#148 to #142 - Elk (01/18/2015) [-]
no one wants to see you naked
User avatar #149 to #148 - toxickooties (01/18/2015) [-]
then why do you keep asking?
User avatar #150 to #149 - Elk (01/18/2015) [-]
Force of habit.
User avatar #143 to #142 - hotpost (01/04/2015) [-]
let us judge
User avatar #133 - acemcgunner (12/02/2014) [-]
good luck on your flexing
User avatar #134 to #133 - toxickooties (12/02/2014) [-]
Thanks, I'll train hard every day... every other day.... once a week... once a month...


Never.


JK maybe. I stretch after a run. so one day!
User avatar #136 to #134 - acemcgunner (12/02/2014) [-]
I could help you bend that way
User avatar #135 to #134 - acemcgunner (12/02/2014) [-]
lol... that's nice.
User avatar #131 - nighkey (03/22/2014) [-]
Your avatar does not do you justice.
User avatar #132 to #131 - toxickooties (03/22/2014) [-]
Lol, thanks?
I drew it.
#129 - elricbros **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #130 to #129 - toxickooties (02/06/2014) [-]
You first bbycakes.
#127 - snakefire (09/14/2013) [-]
"Do youo rhemembur me?"
"Do youo rhemembur me?"
User avatar #128 to #127 - flawns (10/19/2013) [-]
oh yeah I remember you ....STOP SENDING ME YOUR NUDES
User avatar #121 - hippymofuka ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
Hi! :3
#124 to #122 - hippymofuka ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #123 to #122 - hippymofuka ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
Just saying hi, im bored haha and ran out of things to do on the interwebz, what's up?
User avatar #125 to #123 - toxickooties (09/14/2013) [-]
Das kewl das kewl... I'm bored too...I wanna go out but no one is available. and my boyfriend is taking for ****** ever, like usual, to respond!!
User avatar #126 to #125 - hippymofuka ONLINE (09/14/2013) [-]
lol I cant even go out at the moment, I have to get up at 430 for work.... so lame hahah
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