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#27 - What was up with that first picture, did you need to add the c…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2015 on Cringe #11 +35
User avatar #29 - joekerr (03/21/2015) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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#53 - I stayed out of this for as long as I could. 03/01/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #48 -1
#29 - And the horrifying Jimmy Neutron crossover  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2014 on The Fairly OddParents:... +61
User avatar #78 - Classic (12/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #42 - brahdin (12/22/2014) [-]

Jimbles notronbo
#41 - ztron (12/22/2014) [-]
Amazing Jimmy Neutron crossover*
#8 - Also, I'd bet it looks pretty similar at 11:12, too.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on That's Amazing +48
#31 - anon (10/20/2014) [-]
Or you could wait until any night and point a flashlight at it.
#17 - this guy obviously doesn't know about meme arrows  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2014 on sad but true 0
#19 - nimithecat (08/08/2014) [-]
>be me
>meme arrows
>I can't tell the difference between 4chan and othersites
#71 - seasme street phone im sure there are torrents  [+] (2 new replies) 08/06/2014 on Du Hast +21
#88 - numbertwozeldafan (08/06/2014) [-]
#73 - sparkskitsune (08/06/2014) [-]
#4 - THE POISON FOR CUSCOU  [+] (1 new reply) 10/06/2013 on THE GOBLET OF FIYAH +2
#6 - harryhai (10/21/2013) [-]
aaaah toxie
#1 - "How you look like"? 09/14/2013 on That Sexy Stare 0
#98 - I've got an idea. Why don't we fight for it?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/14/2013 on America is for Americans! +7
#115 - anon (09/14/2013) [-]
Superman isn't an American. He isn't even human. He doesn't represent white american males.
#84 - Picture 09/14/2013 on even ghosts mess up sometimes 0
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