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#59 - I probably copied someone else's without looking, we've all pl…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2013 on Adolescence 0
User avatar #61 - facetiousrunner (05/30/2013) [-]
I looked down, every third post is the same joke =p
#48 - Assuming you have a fucking rare sunstone handy, and let me te…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2013 on Adolescence 0
User avatar #56 - facetiousrunner (05/30/2013) [-]
I just realized I copied your post without looking, damn it.
User avatar #59 - touriopalfreyman (05/30/2013) [-]
I probably copied someone else's without looking, we've all played pokemon and had a Bellossom at some point.
User avatar #61 - facetiousrunner (05/30/2013) [-]
I looked down, every third post is the same joke =p
#152 - Make it two years. 05/10/2013 on Dearly Beloved 0
#77 - I FUCKING LOVE SIGUR ROS 05/09/2013 on Silly old bear... +1
#18 - He was just going for a high five, she got the question right. 05/06/2013 on Well, shit... +12
#13 - Yeah, I know  [+] (18 new replies) 04/19/2013 on One letter can make a big... +37
User avatar #23 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (04/19/2013) [-]
I'm more concerned why their language has a specific word for "Store the drugs"
#33 - N. Korean citizen (04/19/2013) [-]
I speak spanish, that's bullshit it'd be: "Guarda/Almacena las drogas"
#19 - arandomanon (04/19/2013) [-]
I'm Spanish and I've never heard of "almanecer" as store the drugs. Google translator never ceases to amuse me
User avatar #43 - mexicandudeinsd (04/19/2013) [-]
eres eespanol........bonito y porque se llaman tios?
User avatar #59 - arandomanon (04/19/2013) [-]
No sé, ¿por qué ustedes dicen "cuates"?
User avatar #122 - mexicandudeinsd (04/19/2013) [-]
cuates son gemelos pero no se, ese lenguaje es mas sure de donde yo soy, (soy de tijuana/san diego) en la pura frontera de mex y usa , pero esque cuando fui a espana todos se decian tios y pensaba que estaban todos relacionados
User avatar #127 - arandomanon (04/20/2013) [-]
No, hombre. Es sólo una expresión. Es como decir "hermano". No necesariamente tiene que ser tu hermano con quien lo usas
User avatar #65 - ichbinzweijahrealt (04/19/2013) [-]
Raro encontrar tanto español en un solo post de la frontpage.
A lo mejor deberíamos crear un canal del tipo motherfucking-spanish o algo así.
#67 - arandomanon (04/19/2013) [-]
No sé si "habemos" tantos como para eso
User avatar #70 - ichbinzweijahrealt (04/19/2013) [-]
La única forma de saberlo sería creando el canal y viendo cuántos se unen, podría intentarlo, pero es posible que DJ 4DM1N nos elimine el canal
User avatar #75 - arandomanon (04/19/2013) [-]
¿Por qué crees eso?
User avatar #76 - ichbinzweijahrealt (04/19/2013) [-]
No se, a lo mejor estoy imaginando de mas. En todo caso, yo vine aqui huyendo de malas traducciones y vñetas malísimas de sitios en español, vease cuantocabron y similares. No pretendo convertir fj en aquello de lo que huí jaja
#77 - arandomanon (04/19/2013) [-]
Yo me metí en FJ gracias a CC porque me di cuenta que las viñetas que más gracia me hacían eran de acá. Vi que este sitio era mejor y me quedé. Llevo aquí unos cuantos años (aunque sólo tengo cuenta desde hace relativamente poco).
Hace un par de días, decidí meterme en cuantocabron por curiosidad y dios mío... casi vomito de lo malas que son las viñetas. No sé ni cómo la gente lo aguanta tanto cáncer sin ir a radioterapia.
User avatar #86 - ichbinzweijahrealt (04/19/2013) [-]
yo voy a tener un año con esta cuenta, con otra mas antigua cometí un ligero error y fue asesinada a negativos
User avatar #78 - chosencausefuckyou (04/19/2013) [-]
burrito burrito taco lawn.
User avatar #79 - arandomanon (04/19/2013) [-]
That's mexican. You should rather say "paella, toros, flamenco"
#80 - chosencausefuckyou (04/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #81 - arandomanon (04/19/2013) [-]
Paella: typical Spaniard dish with yellow rice and seafood.
Toros: bulls (we've got a huge tradition of bullfighting)
Flamenco: Spaniard traditional music.
Those are, pretty much, our main stereotypes.
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User avatar #57 - rainbowslayer (08/01/2011) [-]
Hi there fellow Portlander :D
User avatar #78 to #57 - touriopalfreyman (08/01/2011) [-]
Oh god... I had two ADHD kids in my cabin last time... Sounds like you have references... Plus they never have enough males. I got in with no experience what so ever first time got everything I wanted.
User avatar #79 to #78 - rainbowslayer (08/01/2011) [-]
ADHD kids are hard....but i seemed to keep them pretty calm so i think i could handle camp ok...
User avatar #80 to #79 - touriopalfreyman (08/01/2011) [-]
Calamity isn't too big, it's just the whole big picture of you being handed 10 kids with another guy and being told to have fun. You're a parent of ten for the week. No pressure, but the kids are so much fun. And teaching is so much fun. It's so much fun. Damn now I want to go back...
User avatar #81 to #80 - rainbowslayer (08/01/2011) [-]
lol now i want to try it. not sure how im gonna cope with it for a whole week but sounds fun
User avatar #82 to #81 - touriopalfreyman (08/01/2011) [-]
I don't know how I did it the first time. I guess as long as you can get the kids to like you and be a friend and a leader and stay to the plan, it's picture perfect. Everything turns out great everytime. The staff is a lot of help and they are awsome. It's like a positive bomb that makes everyone super happy followed by a mob of crying kids who don't want to leave friday
User avatar #83 to #82 - rainbowslayer (08/01/2011) [-]
sounds great, just not the crying kids part. im gonna look into it tomorrow :DD
User avatar #84 to #83 - touriopalfreyman (08/01/2011) [-]
Alright. They are crying becuase they don't want to leave. I wont lie I cried last time. Total bro tears in my cabin. Their excuse was they "sweated out their eyes". It was awsome.
User avatar #85 to #84 - rainbowslayer (08/01/2011) [-]
lol do you know when the next one is?
User avatar #86 to #85 - touriopalfreyman (08/01/2011) [-]
It'll start recruiting when the school year starts, mid september is when you want to check, and if you can't find a form you can contact them via email. Workshop will probably be late semptember and mid september is when you might want to look to see if they have their schedule all worked out and get a form. They should have it on their site at that time: http://www.mesd.k12.or.us/os/OutdoorSchool/Welcome.html
User avatar #87 to #86 - rainbowslayer (08/01/2011) [-]
thank you so much! looks awesome
User avatar #58 to #57 - touriopalfreyman (08/01/2011) [-]
Why hello there. Hey what school? Im lincoln gonna be a junior.
User avatar #59 to #58 - rainbowslayer (08/01/2011) [-]
Im home schooled and also a junior
User avatar #60 to #59 - touriopalfreyman (08/01/2011) [-]
Oh boy. I've been home schooled. how long for?
User avatar #61 to #60 - rainbowslayer (08/01/2011) [-]
my whole life. i dont really like it
User avatar #62 to #61 - touriopalfreyman (08/01/2011) [-]
That kind of sucks. You learn a lot but socially it sucks. I've moved around a lot so I had to start over, and finally when I got situated at skyline. ( the kyron horman thing) I did great. Homeschooling though saved me from a tight spot.
User avatar #63 to #62 - rainbowslayer (08/01/2011) [-]
the school part is great and i agree the social part sucks. i've moved kinda alot also, and now i like about 10 miles from portland and i go there alot
User avatar #64 to #63 - touriopalfreyman (08/01/2011) [-]
Im in the skyline area. About 20 miles out. North West ish. I've went to skyline for 4 years which was a revelation for me and I am not going to move from lincoln. I have the means necessary to go there without my parents if need be. It's nice being anchored to a group for once. Homeschooled is without too much pressure but no pressure is boring.
User avatar #65 to #64 - rainbowslayer (08/01/2011) [-]
cool, the skyline area is about an hour from me i think or thats what i was told
User avatar #66 to #65 - touriopalfreyman (08/01/2011) [-]
Where are you at?
User avatar #67 to #66 - rainbowslayer (08/01/2011) [-]
like 20 minutes south of portland. 15 if you drive fast
User avatar #68 to #67 - touriopalfreyman (08/01/2011) [-]
Oh that's out there. The farthest south I go is to MESD (multnomah educational service distrist) for ODS (outdoor school). ODS is awsome
User avatar #69 to #68 - rainbowslayer (08/01/2011) [-]
lol i've been to neither. i go to the middle of portland quite a bit
User avatar #70 to #69 - touriopalfreyman (08/01/2011) [-]
Oh ODS is a volunteer thing I do twice a year if I can. You go to a camp and teach 6th graders for a week and lead a cabin. It's being cut down quite a bit though, you might have heard about it on the news.
User avatar #71 to #70 - rainbowslayer (08/01/2011) [-]
cool! i might actually do that some time. and i havnt heard about it on the news or at least i dont remember lol how old do you have to be to volunteer?
User avatar #72 to #71 - touriopalfreyman (08/01/2011) [-]
Sophomore in highschool. I know people who are homeschooled and done it
User avatar #73 to #72 - rainbowslayer (08/01/2011) [-]
awesome, im gonna look into that and do it when i can. maybe we'll bump into each other and not even know it lol
User avatar #74 to #73 - touriopalfreyman (08/01/2011) [-]
Well maybe you will. Look for Forest or forrest. Forest is my ODS name, clever I know and Forrest is my real one. I'll likely be with a hot red head.
User avatar #75 to #74 - rainbowslayer (08/01/2011) [-]
haha alright, guy named forrest with a red headed gf. got it. im Alex
User avatar #76 to #75 - touriopalfreyman (08/01/2011) [-]
Already. Yeah for dates for when it starts you can google MESD ODS, there are fall and spring sessions. It's super fun, but be warned, it will be the hardest and best and possibly most emotional thing of your life. It's hardcore, and they changed it up a tad so I don't know how that will be, but get some sleep before you try even workshop.
User avatar #77 to #76 - rainbowslayer (08/01/2011) [-]
haha i work well with kids. that'll be fine. i once worked at a day care full of ADHD kids
#1 - alazandar **User deleted account** (05/14/2011) [-]
WHAT!?!?!?!?! No comments?
WHAT!?!?!?!?! No comments?
User avatar #2 to #1 - touriopalfreyman (05/14/2011) [-]
Not a one, now except for this one, which makes it look worse.
User avatar #45 to #2 - alazandar **User deleted account** (05/15/2011) [-]
DAMN USTED RESPUESTA PAC. Creo que vamos a empezar de nuevo.
User avatar #46 to #45 - touriopalfreyman (05/15/2011) [-]
MUCHAS VECES MAS ME GUSTA. Opra esta enojado
#47 to #46 - alazandar **User deleted account** (05/15/2011) [-]
hahahaha Grande. Tengo otro.  Asi que la vida comos hermano?
hahahaha Grande. Tengo otro. Asi que la vida comos hermano?
User avatar #48 to #47 - touriopalfreyman (05/15/2011) [-]
La vida no es justa... Tengo enferma ahora, pero, viernes fue impressionante para yo. De un discurso cuando enferma, y fue bueno.
User avatar #49 to #48 - alazandar **User deleted account** (05/15/2011) [-]
Ah, que aspira :( Por lo menos el discurso fue bien lol
User avatar #50 to #49 - touriopalfreyman (05/15/2011) [-]
lol= reir afuera...
lol en espanol = ra....
y oh my god = adm
pero viernes el 13 fue bien para yo, y tu?
User avatar #51 to #50 - alazandar **User deleted account** (05/15/2011) [-]
Gracias voy a estar seguro de recordar. Umm ... Viernes trece. Fue bastante bueno, fue un dia normal, excepto que aprendi que el alternador de mi coche es malo que aspira.
User avatar #52 to #51 - touriopalfreyman (05/15/2011) [-]
Eh, no es ese bueno.. Lo ciento, pero tengo que dormir ahora. Este ha esta divierto. buenas noches.
User avatar #53 to #52 - alazandar **User deleted account** (05/15/2011) [-]
Duerme bien mi amigo. Vive la vida al maximo y nunca mirar hacia atras.
User avatar #54 to #53 - touriopalfreyman (05/15/2011) [-]
VIVA EL ALAZANDAR!
User avatar #55 to #54 - alazandar **User deleted account** (05/15/2011) [-]
Y TU TOURIOPALFREYMAN
#25 to #2 - alazandar **User deleted account** (05/15/2011) [-]
GWA HAHAHAHAHA now the reply cap will take a while to reach.
GWA HAHAHAHAHA now the reply cap will take a while to reach.
#26 to #25 - touriopalfreyman (05/15/2011) [-]
Well then, we shall reach it, UNO VEZ MAS!!!
#27 to #26 - alazandar **User deleted account** (05/15/2011) [-]
Uno? Por que Uno? CIEN VES MAS!!!!!!!
User avatar #28 to #27 - touriopalfreyman (05/15/2011) [-]
*Cien veces, tu grammatice no es bien...
User avatar #29 to #28 - alazandar **User deleted account** (05/15/2011) [-]
Hablo poquito espanol y mi grammatice no es bien. Mi grammatice es mierda.
User avatar #30 to #29 - touriopalfreyman (05/15/2011) [-]
Chingana chico... Que ano estas en?
User avatar #31 to #30 - alazandar **User deleted account** (05/15/2011) [-]
Bueno yo hablaba en serio. Se que casi cero espanol.

La frase solo se que no es Bueno Para Mi Salud.

Soy el ultimo ano de escuela secundaria, pero solo tomo dos anos de espanol. Ademas, el profesor fue horrible.
User avatar #32 to #31 - touriopalfreyman (05/15/2011) [-]
Ese no es bien, estoy en el tercer ano, mi profe es bien. Pero no tuve un primero ano, sole empece en ano dos...
User avatar #33 to #32 - alazandar **User deleted account** (05/15/2011) [-]
Si estoy en realidad nunca se metio en espanol hasta que fue demasiado tarde. Realmente deseo que habia prestado mas atencion y realmente trato de estudio.
Solo tuvimos que tomar dos anos, asi que opto por no tomar el tercer ano, pero de nuevo el maestro que tenemos es incluso peor en la ensenanza. hahahahaha
User avatar #34 to #33 - touriopalfreyman (05/15/2011) [-]
tengo que tomar 4 anos para "IB"
User avatar #35 to #34 - alazandar **User deleted account** (05/15/2011) [-]
que es IB?
User avatar #36 to #35 - touriopalfreyman (05/15/2011) [-]
Los estudios internacional se llama Internaccional Ballachaurate. No se el spelling correcto
User avatar #37 to #36 - alazandar **User deleted account** (05/15/2011) [-]
Eso es impresionante. Asi que esta usted tomando espanol en la universidad o algo asi?
User avatar #38 to #37 - touriopalfreyman (05/15/2011) [-]
No, solo en lincoln high school. Estoy en el diez grado solo. Yo voy tomar humanidades en espanol en me ano senior.
User avatar #39 to #38 - alazandar **User deleted account** (05/15/2011) [-]
Eso es impresionante. Ojala nuestra escuela nos ha hecho tomar cuatro anos de espanol. Quiero decir, yo vivo en una ciudad donde mas del setenta por ciento de la poblacion es hispana.
User avatar #40 to #39 - touriopalfreyman (05/15/2011) [-]
No "tengo" que, pero por la programa de IB, yo nessicito que estar fluente en una otra lingue, que espanol
User avatar #41 to #40 - alazandar **User deleted account** (05/15/2011) [-]
Ah, veo, pero por lo menos la escuela que ofrece.
User avatar #44 to #41 - touriopalfreyman (05/15/2011) [-]
MIERDA, NO HAY ESPACIO
User avatar #42 to #41 - touriopalfreyman (05/15/2011) [-]
Si, personas puede tomar una lingua todos nuestros anos, pero naide hace. Yo hago, my novia va tomar aleman 4 anos, y ese es todas las personas yo conozco
User avatar #43 to #42 - alazandar **User deleted account** (05/15/2011) [-]
Eso es muy bueno. Tengo muchas ganas de tener en espanol en la universidad, pero no se si tendre tiempo. La maldicion del pequeno tamano de mi escuela y es la falta de oportunidades.
#3 to #2 - alazandar **User deleted account** (05/14/2011) [-]
Well how about having 3 comments?
Well how about having 3 comments?
User avatar #4 to #3 - touriopalfreyman (05/15/2011) [-]
Im thinking 4 is better.
#5 to #4 - alazandar **User deleted account** (05/15/2011) [-]
I'm thinking that 5 would be way too few
I'm thinking that 5 would be way too few
#6 to #5 - touriopalfreyman (05/15/2011) [-]
Im thinking this is sufficent
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#7 to #6 - alazandar **User deleted account** (05/15/2011) [-]
Indeed I do believe it would be...... amazing
User avatar #8 to #7 - touriopalfreyman (05/15/2011) [-]
JUST SO DAMN SEXY
User avatar #9 to #8 - alazandar **User deleted account** (05/15/2011) [-]
It's FUCKING AMAZING!!!!
#10 to #9 - touriopalfreyman (05/15/2011) [-]
Comment about how there are no comments
A whole fucking conversation
#11 to #10 - alazandar **User deleted account** (05/15/2011) [-]
I don't normally content on other's profiles.




But when i do, i make a whole conversation out of the lack of comments.
User avatar #12 to #11 - alazandar **User deleted account** (05/15/2011) [-]
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#13 to #12 - touriopalfreyman (05/15/2011) [-]
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Forever alone shoots you
User avatar #14 to #13 - touriopalfreyman (05/15/2011) [-]
Damn, it doesn't work on here!!!!
That is a sniper rifle
#15 to #14 - alazandar **User deleted account** (05/15/2011) [-]
Hot damn dude. All i can do is a fucking bunny.
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#16 to #15 - touriopalfreyman (05/15/2011) [-]
You shot it... You shot a goddamed bunny.
#17 to #16 - alazandar **User deleted account** (05/15/2011) [-]
Oh shit
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#18 to #17 - touriopalfreyman (05/15/2011) [-]
Now you slammed a bunny down on a picture and cut off it's feet!!!!
#19 to #18 - alazandar **User deleted account** (05/15/2011) [-]
I am...... a...... failure........
I am...... a...... failure........
User avatar #24 to #19 - touriopalfreyman (05/15/2011) [-]
STOP REACHING IT!!!
#22 to #19 - touriopalfreyman (05/15/2011) [-]
FUCK YOU  
You jinxed it!!!
FUCK YOU
You jinxed it!!!
#23 to #22 - alazandar **User deleted account** (05/15/2011) [-]
DAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN IT  
  
DIE REPLY CAP DIE!!!!!!!!!!
DAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN IT

DIE REPLY CAP DIE!!!!!!!!!!
#20 to #19 - touriopalfreyman (05/15/2011) [-]
I like the purple on the side... It's growing...
#56 to #20 - catskull ONLINE (05/21/2011) [-]
read this comment chain, .....
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#21 to #20 - alazandar **User deleted account** (05/15/2011) [-]
I just hope the reply cap isn't reached soon.
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