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#24 - I know. I was considering calling it "How to train your d… 8 hours ago on Toothless comp 0
#664 - Bro yes, bro 10 hours ago on touchmybutt's profile 0
#662 - Bro my god  [+] (2 new replies) 11 hours ago on touchmybutt's profile 0
#663 - RipperMan (10 hours ago) [-]
bro yeah!
User avatar #664 - touchmybutt (10 hours ago) [-]
Bro yes, bro
#6 - Bro hi bro  [+] (1 new reply) 21 hours ago on Bruh +6
User avatar #8 - friedgreenpomatoes (16 hours ago) [-]
bro dude

dude bro

bro
#4 - The best kind of bros. 22 hours ago on Bruh +11
#374 - Me! 11/25/2014 on Monday Nights 0
#31 - I'm listening. That could be pretty cool imo. 11/25/2014 on how many of you live stream? 0
#34 - **touchmybutt rolled image ** My gift for you, sweetie. 11/25/2014 on The old times +1
#19 - Picture 11/24/2014 on Fake 3D .Gif Comp +6
#14 - ... 11/24/2014 on Awee... +5

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#661 - RipperMan ONLINE (12 hours ago) [-]
*gropes the butt*
User avatar #662 to #661 - touchmybutt (11 hours ago) [-]
Bro my god
#663 to #662 - RipperMan ONLINE (10 hours ago) [-]
bro yeah!
User avatar #664 to #663 - touchmybutt (10 hours ago) [-]
Bro yes, bro
User avatar #660 - touchmybutt (11/22/2014) [-]
ghfghf
#659 - plataeiou (11/16/2014) [-]
I'm considering posting a picture of myself for you to see.
#484 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
Random comment: Hey, you! You're awesome. Have a snek.
User avatar #656 to #484 - touchmybutt (11/15/2014) [-]
Gosh, sorry! I fell asleep yesterday, and i've been having trouble logging in all day ;o;
User avatar #658 to #656 - plataeiou (11/15/2014) [-]
But I have to go teach Spanish in an hour or so. =p
User avatar #657 to #656 - plataeiou (11/15/2014) [-]
It's okay, Bonita. <3
User avatar #633 to #484 - touchmybutt (11/15/2014) [-]
A wheelchair? More like a portable seat for us to do it in, eh~?
User avatar #634 to #633 - plataeiou (11/15/2014) [-]
I like this idea. :3
User avatar #635 to #634 - touchmybutt (11/15/2014) [-]
I know right? Haha! I could just act like i'm tired in public and sit down on your lap, but we'd really just be secretly having sex~
User avatar #636 to #635 - plataeiou (11/15/2014) [-]
Have I died and gone to Heaven? O.O
User avatar #637 to #636 - touchmybutt (11/15/2014) [-]
I don't hope so! o:
User avatar #638 to #637 - plataeiou (11/15/2014) [-]
You can come with me.
User avatar #639 to #638 - touchmybutt (11/15/2014) [-]
You can come in me~
User avatar #640 to #639 - plataeiou (11/15/2014) [-]
A seductress after mine own heart. o.o
User avatar #641 to #640 - touchmybutt (11/15/2014) [-]
Haha! I'm only thinking about what it'd actually be like to have sex in a wheelchair, it seems like it'd be so much fun!
User avatar #642 to #641 - plataeiou (11/15/2014) [-]
Especially while on a bumpy road, or while going down hill.
User avatar #643 to #642 - touchmybutt (11/15/2014) [-]
Oh gosh, that'd be amazing~
User avatar #644 to #643 - plataeiou (11/15/2014) [-]
You like?
User avatar #645 to #644 - touchmybutt (11/15/2014) [-]
Yes~ : 3
User avatar #646 to #645 - plataeiou (11/15/2014) [-]
Good girl~
User avatar #648 to #646 - touchmybutt (11/15/2014) [-]
Yes <3
User avatar #649 to #648 - plataeiou (11/15/2014) [-]
Naughty~
User avatar #650 to #649 - touchmybutt (11/15/2014) [-]
I'll show you naughty~
User avatar #651 to #650 - plataeiou (11/15/2014) [-]
Do it, you won't~
User avatar #652 to #651 - touchmybutt (11/15/2014) [-]
I would love to~
User avatar #655 to #652 - plataeiou (11/15/2014) [-]
Hey Bonita, I may head to bed soon. Didn't get much sleep last night.
User avatar #654 to #652 - plataeiou (11/15/2014) [-]
The anxiety is killing me. O.O
User avatar #653 to #652 - plataeiou (11/15/2014) [-]
Explain how you would~
User avatar #647 to #646 - touchmybutt (11/15/2014) [-]
Yes <3
User avatar #588 to #484 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Well in that case, yes! I'll wear stockings and whatever you want for you~
User avatar #589 to #588 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
O_O Th-thank you, Bonita!
User avatar #590 to #589 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
You're welcome, Nick <3
User avatar #594 to #592 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
Aaaand I fail. =p
User avatar #593 to #592 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
<3333
User avatar #595 to #593 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
I won't even challenge you to a heart duel again... I'll get wrecked <3
User avatar #596 to #595 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
I am the master <3'er!
User avatar #597 to #596 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Yep, you're the master <3
User avatar #598 to #597 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
>:3 THE MASTER
User avatar #599 to #598 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
My master~!
User avatar #600 to #599 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
Yis.
User avatar #602 to #601 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
So Bonita, how has your day been?
User avatar #603 to #602 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
It's been good~
User avatar #604 to #603 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
What all did ya doooooo?
User avatar #605 to #604 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Nothing tbh, haha!
User avatar #606 to #605 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
I went to a few group meetings today. Two projects due. One for Business and Society, and one for Latin America on Film. Ah, college....
User avatar #607 to #606 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Oh, haha! Sounds like a lot of fun~
User avatar #608 to #607 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
Noooooot so much. >_< I need fuuuuuun! :c
User avatar #568 to #484 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
It means something? Oh... Nope, haha! No clue~
User avatar #569 to #568 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
"Pretty" in Spanish.
User avatar #570 to #569 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Oh....Aaw!! <33
User avatar #571 to #570 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
c:
I think it's suitable.
User avatar #572 to #571 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Well, thank you!<3
User avatar #573 to #572 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
Mmmhmmm!


Hmmmm....New surrender term!
You get to pick more terms.
User avatar #574 to #573 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Well you were super sweet with the nickname, so.... Blowjobs whenever you want~?
User avatar #575 to #574 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
O_O
Oh lawd, approved.
User avatar #576 to #575 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
**touchmybutt giggles** Good! <3
User avatar #577 to #576 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
:3
Yiiiiiiiiis
Any other term ideas? <.< >.>
User avatar #578 to #577 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Hmm.... Booty whenever you want~? :3
User avatar #579 to #578 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
Yiiiiiiis. :3 Are more terms needed, or is that good?
User avatar #580 to #579 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Anything special you got in mind~?
User avatar #581 to #580 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
Eheheh...I errr..Maybe a few things
User avatar #582 to #581 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Tell me, then~!
User avatar #583 to #582 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
Well err....Do you mind wearing stockings, thigh highs, or the like? >.>
User avatar #584 to #583 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
I can dress up for you if you wish~!<3
User avatar #585 to #584 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
M-maaaaybe. <.< >.>
User avatar #586 to #585 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
You'd love that, wouldn't you~?
User avatar #587 to #586 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
-cough- yes
User avatar #547 to #484 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
**touchmybutt sighs happily and blushed lightly, nuzzling against your chest**
User avatar #548 to #547 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
Hehe...Happy? c:
User avatar #550 to #549 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
**plataeiou nuzzles**
woopwoop
User avatar #553 to #551 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
This is the cuddliest I've been in a while. O.O
I like it. >.>
User avatar #554 to #553 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Aw, haha! Well cuddles are great <3
User avatar #555 to #554 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
**plataeiou snuggles tighter**
Oooooh yus<3
User avatar #556 to #555 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
**touchmybutt snug snug** <3
User avatar #557 to #556 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
Yeeeeeeeeee
I need a nickname for you O.O
User avatar #558 to #557 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Oh, I love nicknames!
User avatar #559 to #558 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
Any preferences?
User avatar #560 to #559 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
No no, anything you wanna give me is fine~
User avatar #561 to #560 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
Well for starters, you can call me Nick or Platty or something of the like.
User avatar #562 to #561 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Okay! Hi, Nick~!
User avatar #563 to #562 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
Haaaaaaay~!
Hmmmmmm....A nickname for you....
User avatar #564 to #563 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Anything works! I surrendered, so you're currently my boss..~
User avatar #565 to #564 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
Bonita!
User avatar #566 to #565 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Bonita? I like it~!
User avatar #567 to #566 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
Know what it means? =p
User avatar #552 to #551 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
I am quite happy now. c:
User avatar #527 to #484 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
<333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
User avatar #528 to #527 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
<3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
User avatar #529 to #528 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Oh gosh, okay! I surrender, you win...
User avatar #530 to #529 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
>:3
MUAHAHAHAHAH!
And now we discuss the terms of said surrender.
User avatar #531 to #530 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
**touchmybutt bows down** Alright, heart master..
User avatar #532 to #531 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
Hmm...
1. Hugs whenever they are desired
Hmmmm........... What else to add.....
User avatar #533 to #532 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
**touchmybutt writes down hugs on the checklist** H-u-g-s.... Anything else..?
User avatar #534 to #533 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
You know what? I'll be nice and let you decide a term. :3
User avatar #535 to #534 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Oh really? Uhm... I don't really know... I can... Oh, I can make you food whenever you want!
User avatar #536 to #535 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
Sweeeeet!
Cuddles included after? >_>
User avatar #537 to #536 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Whatever you want~
User avatar #538 to #537 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
That's leeeeewd~
User avatar #539 to #538 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Oh... I don't mind lewd~
User avatar #540 to #539 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
**plataeiou blushes**
Oh...my....
User avatar #541 to #540 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
**touchmybutt winks** Yup~<3
User avatar #542 to #541 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
**plataeiou blushes more**
Ehehe...oooooh my~
User avatar #543 to #542 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Soo..~
User avatar #544 to #543 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
While I think of more things for your surrender, how 'bout a cuddle~?
User avatar #545 to #544 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
**touchmybutt cuddles happily** As you wish!
User avatar #546 to #545 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
**plataeiou wraps arms around and cuddles you tight**
User avatar #506 to #484 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Aaw... I'll give you a hug!
User avatar #507 to #506 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
Yes please. c:
User avatar #508 to #507 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
I'd be happy to ^^
User avatar #509 to #508 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
**plataeiou hugs**
User avatar #510 to #509 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
*Isn't quite sure how to to the RP thing, but huggles anyways*
User avatar #512 to #510 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
*me
followed by an action
then and end *
User avatar #513 to #512 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
**touchmybutt does the thing?**
User avatar #514 to #513 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
You did the thing.
User avatar #515 to #514 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
**touchmybutt huggles happily** Yayy! Thank you!<3
User avatar #516 to #515 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
**plataeiou huggles back**
Mhm<3
User avatar #518 to #517 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
Oh yeah?
Well, well, well....<333
User avatar #519 to #518 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Haha!<3
User avatar #520 to #519 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
You gonna get out <3'd. :3
User avatar #521 to #520 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Is that a challenge? ;3 <33333333
User avatar #522 to #521 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
You know it!
<33333333333333333
User avatar #523 to #522 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Imma win this <3333333333333333333333333333333333333
User avatar #524 to #523 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
<3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
User avatar #525 to #524 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
<333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
User avatar #526 to #525 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
<3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
User avatar #511 to #510 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
**plataeiou -- then an action and an end **
User avatar #485 to #484 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Aaw, thank you! It's so cute<3
#486 to #485 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
Would you like an Elsa, too?
Also, hi.
User avatar #487 to #486 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Her hair is so prettyyyyyyyy.
Hi!
#488 to #487 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
I KNOW RIGHT?!?   
How are ya, ma'm? c:
I KNOW RIGHT?!?
How are ya, ma'm? c:
User avatar #489 to #488 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Mhm!
And i'm great~!
#490 to #489 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
Schweet!
You sounded like a nice person, so wanted to visit you in hopes of making friends, because friendship is ma------is nice. c:
User avatar #491 to #490 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Aaw, haha. Yeah friendship is always nice to have~
#492 to #491 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
Yis, indeed.
Yes I know this is pone, but I thought it was adorable. >.>
User avatar #493 to #492 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Pone is alright~
#494 to #493 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
Dis is also adorbs. c:
User avatar #495 to #494 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Haha, yeah it's pretty cute ^^
User avatar #496 to #495 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
I have a lot of cute. >.<
User avatar #497 to #496 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Haha!
User avatar #498 to #497 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
+1 friend request
User avatar #502 to #501 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
Brah, hugs are the bomdiggity.
User avatar #503 to #502 - touchmybutt (11/14/2014) [-]
Hugs are great.
User avatar #505 to #503 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
I've not gotten a hug since getting to college.
User avatar #504 to #503 - plataeiou (11/14/2014) [-]
Heck yeah!
#482 - Womens Study Major (11/14/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** Maybe it's not my place, but you really should censor your **** pictures. They are an absolutely abstract kind of real ******* disgusting.
User avatar #479 - blalexanderisback (11/13/2014) [-]
How to pronounce ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
I think this appropriate!
I couldn't help myself
User avatar #481 to #479 - touchmybutt (11/13/2014) [-]
Hahaha! <3
User avatar #474 - blalexanderisback (11/13/2014) [-]
I would like to high five you!
User avatar #475 to #474 - touchmybutt (11/13/2014) [-]
I would like to recieve this high five from you~!
User avatar #476 to #475 - blalexanderisback (11/13/2014) [-]
and then high five your butt! spanky spank
User avatar #477 to #476 - touchmybutt (11/13/2014) [-]
Yes, I would also like to recieve that high five, haha~<3 You'll make it jiggle~
User avatar #478 to #477 - blalexanderisback (11/13/2014) [-]
Haha, you're awesome, I look forward to any future content you post!
Have a good day/evening/night depending where ever you are!
User avatar #480 to #478 - touchmybutt (11/13/2014) [-]
Aaw, thank you! I'll try to get another picture or two to post some time! <3
And it's 9pm here in Norway, so~
Good day/evening to you aswell!
User avatar #473 to #472 - touchmybutt (10/25/2014) [-]
Thank you! <3
#470 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #471 to #470 - touchmybutt (06/21/2014) [-]
Oh
Well, thank you, I guess.
User avatar #468 - dotheherpaderp (06/11/2014) [-]
Eh-hem. Pardon me.

I'm usually all for personality and shared interests but that butt just won me over. D: Second go as I type this!

Can I touch it? :c
User avatar #469 to #468 - touchmybutt (06/12/2014) [-]
Aww, thank you! And for the answer to that question, read my name. : 3
User avatar #455 - gereorth (06/04/2014) [-]
Heya! <3
User avatar #456 to #455 - touchmybutt (06/04/2014) [-]
Hiiii.
User avatar #457 to #456 - gereorth (06/05/2014) [-]
How have you been lately? I was pretty worried. :<
User avatar #458 to #457 - touchmybutt (06/05/2014) [-]
Eh, i've been alright, I guess. Came out of the closet to my sister today.
User avatar #459 to #458 - gereorth (06/05/2014) [-]
But you already did to your mother, right? And how did it go?

And what have you been doing lately? I want to start hearing it's going good with you! ;3
User avatar #460 to #459 - touchmybutt (06/05/2014) [-]
I did to my mom, yeah. And my sister loved it. And also, she is a lesbian herself, so to prove our gayness, we took a celebratory round of rainbowroad on mariokart. Haha.

And I haven't really been doing anything. I'm just inside, laying in bed. Just as now, I woke up at 1 hour before midnight, hah.
#461 to #460 - gereorth (06/05/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, I think you did mentioned your sister is a lesbian as well. ;3 Glad to hear everything is going alright then.

And I've been doing the same lately, to be honest.. Staying up till late.. Waking up late.. And just doing nothing. I'm glad the gym opened up again! Means I can FINALLY work out again (they had a fire, and I went to another gym, but I hated it there). So, hopefully I'll get the 150kg deadlift this month. ;3

I added a 'scary' picture of myself, as I was just walking outside with my dog. I recently got a new phone and it has an inner camera! So I'm toying around with that.
User avatar #454 - gereorth (05/23/2014) [-]
Hey. How are you feeling today?
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#483 to #453 - lefiddlesticks (11/14/2014) [-]
Wow, I cringed so hard at these comments.
User avatar #452 - gereorth (05/20/2014) [-]
Please be careful. <3 Let something hear from yourself.
User avatar #443 - gereorth (05/03/2014) [-]
Hey. <3
User avatar #444 to #443 - touchmybutt (05/03/2014) [-]
Hi : 3
User avatar #445 to #444 - gereorth (05/03/2014) [-]
How are you today? ;3
User avatar #446 to #445 - touchmybutt (05/03/2014) [-]
I'm good, thanks. You? :3
#447 to #446 - gereorth (05/03/2014) [-]
I've been enjoying the weather with my dog. ;D Also came across some kind of festival, where they had lots of spicy food. "Hot Chili Fest". Something like that. Figured I'd buy some peppers and hot sauce. Who knows when I can spicen up dinner. ;D
User avatar #448 to #447 - touchmybutt (05/03/2014) [-]
Aww, what a cutie!<3
I love dogs. : 3
But I see you have that thing around his mouth, so remember not to pull in his leash or anything so you hurt his neck<3
My sister have one of those, and she pay no respect towards her dog. She pulls, tugs, dows all kinds of mean stuff to him. She is a reeeeal bitch. =n=
But that's cool! I don't really like spicy stuff, but. : 3
User avatar #449 to #448 - gereorth (05/03/2014) [-]
It's called a "Follow me" (or atleast that's what they call it here ;p). And yeah, people often forget that when it's placed there, you have "control" over the head. Meaning if you pull too hard, you turn his entire head. ;o I bought it because he pulls way too much, nearly choking himself. This is more comfortable for him. Still practicing with him so he pulls less! (And it's going great, but still he pulls so hard, it sounds like he's choking himself )
And I sometimes like spicy food, not too much. ;D But it can give that extra little taste to it. ;D
User avatar #450 to #449 - touchmybutt (05/03/2014) [-]
Mhm, it's good you know how to use it! My sister sure don't, and she refuses to let ut help. x3
It's good, but even a tiny piece makes my mouth burn. .3.
User avatar #451 to #450 - gereorth (05/03/2014) [-]
I love my dog! I would never want to hurt him. (he hurts himself sometimes, because he's quite clumsy, so I even try to make it so he doesn't hurt himself!) He often bangs into things. Poor thing. :<
I guess it's better to not eat any then! ;p There's plenty of other tasty things! Haha.
User avatar #442 - foxxywithpaws (04/25/2014) [-]
Came here to say hewwo, noticed you're banana'd. < w>
******* mods...
#388 - ikeepgettingbanned (04/25/2014) [-]
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooty!
#410 to #409 - ikeepgettingbanned (04/25/2014) [-]
You are just so ******* awessssssssssssssssssssome
User avatar #411 to #410 - touchmybutt (04/25/2014) [-]
Aaah. You're making me blush. >u<
#412 to #411 - ikeepgettingbanned (04/25/2014) [-]
Well it's only fair since you made me all freaking horny!
User avatar #413 to #412 - touchmybutt (04/25/2014) [-]
How did I do that? ^o^
#414 to #413 - ikeepgettingbanned (04/25/2014) [-]
With your little teasing talk you bootylicious bootyhead.
User avatar #389 to #388 - touchmybutt (04/25/2014) [-]
Booty! owo
#390 to #389 - ikeepgettingbanned (04/25/2014) [-]
That's alot of booty :3
User avatar #391 to #390 - touchmybutt (04/25/2014) [-]
Al the booty you'd get if I met you irl. ou
#394 to #393 - ikeepgettingbanned (04/25/2014) [-]
I wants dat
User avatar #395 to #394 - touchmybutt (04/25/2014) [-]
I demand the D. =w=
#396 to #395 - ikeepgettingbanned (04/25/2014) [-]
I demand the B
User avatar #397 to #396 - touchmybutt (04/25/2014) [-]
Sweet! Let's **** . ouo
#398 to #397 - ikeepgettingbanned (04/25/2014) [-]
OhGodYes.jpg
User avatar #399 to #398 - touchmybutt (04/25/2014) [-]
Weee! ^w^
#400 to #399 - ikeepgettingbanned (04/25/2014) [-]
You're so ******* adorable.
User avatar #401 to #400 - touchmybutt (04/25/2014) [-]
Thank you.... >//w//<
#402 to #401 - ikeepgettingbanned (04/25/2014) [-]
Just everything about you! The way you talk and the way you act and dat booty. Just so ******* adorable.
User avatar #403 to #402 - touchmybutt (04/25/2014) [-]
I bet you'd like they way I nibble while giving blowies aswell then? owo
#404 to #403 - ikeepgettingbanned (04/25/2014) [-]
Sweet baby jesus. Yus.
User avatar #405 to #404 - touchmybutt (04/25/2014) [-]
Hahahaha! >//u//<
#406 to #405 - ikeepgettingbanned (04/25/2014) [-]
You just... Unf.
User avatar #407 to #406 - touchmybutt (04/25/2014) [-]
I'd make you unf. ouõ
#408 to #407 - ikeepgettingbanned (04/25/2014) [-]
100% agree with that. :$
#330 - gayboard (03/06/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #386 to #330 - touchmybutt (03/07/2014) [-]
I'm going to bed now btw! It's late at night here and I got work tomorrow. x3
Goooodnight best boyfran! ^w^ <3
User avatar #387 to #386 - gayboard (03/07/2014) [-]
Gnight. Sleep tight. ♥ :3
User avatar #371 to #330 - touchmybutt (03/06/2014) [-]
Haha! I can however promise you lots of blowies and butt if I ever see you irl though. :3
User avatar #372 to #371 - gayboard (03/06/2014) [-]
Let me take you to dinner first. c:
User avatar #373 to #372 - touchmybutt (03/06/2014) [-]
Of course! That'd be really nice~! ^w^
User avatar #374 to #373 - gayboard (03/06/2014) [-]
Do you like any place in particular? :3
User avatar #375 to #374 - touchmybutt (03/07/2014) [-]
Not really. I'm open for options! :3
User avatar #376 to #375 - gayboard (03/07/2014) [-]
I guess I could take you somewhere with a lot of variety then
User avatar #377 to #376 - touchmybutt (03/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, that'd be awesome! ^w^
User avatar #378 to #377 - gayboard (03/07/2014) [-]
You're awesome.
User avatar #379 to #378 - touchmybutt (03/07/2014) [-]
Sooo are you! ^D^
User avatar #380 to #379 - gayboard (03/07/2014) [-]
Sooooo

You like video games? owo
User avatar #381 to #380 - touchmybutt (03/07/2014) [-]
I'm really bad at them, but I absolutely loooove watching people play. :3
I don't know why, I just find it really entertaining and kind of attractive...>3>
User avatar #382 to #381 - gayboard (03/07/2014) [-]
Well I'll have you know I'm a big nerd when it comes to video games. X3
User avatar #383 to #382 - touchmybutt (03/07/2014) [-]
Oh? o3o
I'd love to watch you play some time. :3
User avatar #384 to #383 - gayboard (03/07/2014) [-]
I could see if I can set it up so I can stream some whenever I get the chance.
Brb time for nom noms.
User avatar #385 to #384 - touchmybutt (03/07/2014) [-]
That's not as funny as irl though... But sure! :3
User avatar #351 to #330 - touchmybutt (03/06/2014) [-]
Sorry! I'm bad at talking .n.
And thanks, i've been having it in my butt since I took that picture x3
User avatar #352 to #351 - gayboard (03/06/2014) [-]
Nah, I'm just a bad friend! D:
Wowza.~
User avatar #353 to #352 - touchmybutt (03/06/2014) [-]
Yep! Terrible friend, but great boyfran. =w=
NAah jk, you're awesome. :3
And yeah, I love it! ^w^
User avatar #354 to #353 - gayboard (03/06/2014) [-]
Oh so I'm your boyfriend now. :p
I bet. It's kinky that's for sure.
User avatar #355 to #354 - touchmybutt (03/06/2014) [-]
Yep. I claim you as my land. ouo
And it kinda is, I guess x3
User avatar #356 to #355 - gayboard (03/06/2014) [-]
I don't mind, but you'll have to properly ask me to be your boyfriend before I can say yes. c:
User avatar #357 to #356 - touchmybutt (03/06/2014) [-]
Gayboard, will you pleeeease be my boyfran? o3o
User avatar #358 to #357 - gayboard (03/06/2014) [-]
Yes. :3
User avatar #359 to #358 - touchmybutt (03/06/2014) [-]
Eeeheheh! ^D^<3
User avatar #360 to #359 - gayboard (03/06/2014) [-]
D'aww. ♥
User avatar #361 to #360 - touchmybutt (03/06/2014) [-]
You are best boyfran. =w=
User avatar #362 to #361 - gayboard (03/06/2014) [-]
I'm the second best. :p
User avatar #363 to #362 - touchmybutt (03/06/2014) [-]
Oh... No that just definitely made you the best ;u; <3 *kisses*
User avatar #364 to #363 - gayboard (03/06/2014) [-]
We're tied for first place. ^.^
*Smooch.*
User avatar #365 to #364 - touchmybutt (03/06/2014) [-]
^d^

Sorry for the late reply btw. After doing anal stuff for over 1 hour now, I couldn't help it but to finish so I had to clean myself up. >u<
User avatar #366 to #365 - gayboard (03/06/2014) [-]
Gotta say, I'm jealous. >3<
User avatar #367 to #366 - touchmybutt (03/06/2014) [-]
Why? .o.
User avatar #368 to #367 - gayboard (03/06/2014) [-]
I wanna do anal with you for over an hour.
Plus your friend gets to get BJs and I live a continent away. >:T
User avatar #369 to #368 - touchmybutt (03/06/2014) [-]
Oh... o3o
And yeah, i'm sorry. ono
User avatar #370 to #369 - gayboard (03/06/2014) [-]
Lol no it's cool. You go right ahead and suck all the weenies, it will only fuel my lust. :p
User avatar #331 to #330 - touchmybutt (03/06/2014) [-]
Hai. o3o
User avatar #332 to #331 - gayboard (03/06/2014) [-]
How are you, good friend?
User avatar #333 to #332 - touchmybutt (03/06/2014) [-]
I'm goooood~! :3
You? ^w^
User avatar #334 to #333 - gayboard (03/06/2014) [-]
I'm alright as far as things go.
How are things where you live? :3
User avatar #335 to #334 - touchmybutt (03/06/2014) [-]
Things are greeeeat! ^w^
User avatar #336 to #335 - gayboard (03/06/2014) [-]
Good good. :3
User avatar #337 to #336 - touchmybutt (03/06/2014) [-]
Good~! ^D^
User avatar #338 to #337 - gayboard (03/06/2014) [-]
Is there anything you want to talk about?
User avatar #339 to #338 - touchmybutt (03/06/2014) [-]
Yourdickshowittome.3.
User avatar #340 to #339 - gayboard (03/06/2014) [-]
Later

Anything else?
User avatar #341 to #340 - touchmybutt (03/06/2014) [-]
o3o

I dunno >u<
User avatar #342 to #341 - gayboard (03/06/2014) [-]
What about your childhood? :3
User avatar #343 to #342 - touchmybutt (03/06/2014) [-]
Eeeh... What about it? .o.
User avatar #344 to #343 - gayboard (03/06/2014) [-]
I wanna know about young (Insert name here.)
User avatar #345 to #344 - touchmybutt (03/06/2014) [-]
Mathias. : 3
And he was a really boring person. .3.
User avatar #346 to #345 - gayboard (03/06/2014) [-]
Well, Mathias isn't a boring person to me. :p
User avatar #347 to #346 - touchmybutt (03/06/2014) [-]
Aaaw >//u//<
User avatar #348 to #347 - gayboard (03/06/2014) [-]
Hehe.

Well I don't know, what's your favorite pizza toppings?
User avatar #349 to #348 - touchmybutt (03/06/2014) [-]
I don't really know... x3
User avatar #350 to #349 - gayboard (03/06/2014) [-]
I'm trying to start conversation, work with me here. X3

Those pics you posted are nice, you took that candle deep.
User avatar #326 - Leumascar (03/03/2014) [-]
i touched the butt
User avatar #327 to #326 - touchmybutt (03/03/2014) [-]
Oooooh. He touched the butt! o3o
#328 to #327 - Leumascar (03/03/2014) [-]
liek dis?
liek dis?
User avatar #319 - gayboard (03/02/2014) [-]
heyyy
User avatar #320 to #319 - touchmybutt (03/02/2014) [-]
Hi there :3
User avatar #321 to #320 - gayboard (03/02/2014) [-]
Whats up, cutie butt
User avatar #322 to #321 - touchmybutt (03/02/2014) [-]
Bored! ^w^
You?
User avatar #323 to #322 - gayboard (03/02/2014) [-]
same.
User avatar #324 to #323 - touchmybutt (03/02/2014) [-]
Sounds fun. =3=
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