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Level 229 Comments: Mind Blower
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Silly medieval comp.
Skyrim quest mods
Pig in a blanket
Come on you...
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- No, the only alt account I have is this one, which I don't act…
what have you done to my cool wife friend definitelyisntme
Ooh, I'm your cool wife friend as well as your best wife friend?
wait i got mixed up between you and shota
sorry but you're too school for cool
I still have no clue who shota is but regardless I'm offended.
And I'll have you know that I'm cool to the extreme
you but without legs
not cool enough for your own memes so instead you steal mine, shmuck
... what happened to his legs?
And in that case, fine, take a certified definitelyisntme original.
I mean, obviously I didn't draw CARL, but I cropped it, overlaid the text and whatnot
he tried making me think i'm a homosexual and that i'm just in denial about being straight with a dude
you made carl? can you draw my OC called doughnut steel pls
I mean I'm pretty sure I gotta agree with him on that one, wanting to have sex with a dude is pretty fucking gay, bro.
Though I mean, that doesn't necessarily make you gay. You might be bi, like me, or pan, which is somehow a different thing for reasons I don't understand, or heteroflexible is also apparently a thing. I'm sure tumblr's come up with at least a dozen names for whatever you are.
And did you not see the spoiler tag.
Also take this other image I made as further proof that I am a certified spicy memer.
off with your legs then, isntme
heterosexuality is the one true way
of course i did, and it clearly states that you made carl so can you fix me up or nah
nice, i got one to one up you but i can't be fucked to look for it
Bitch try it
Whoever this guy is, he's probably gonna be confused as fuck by this thread appearing on his profile
And okay well I'm not gonna dignify that with a response.
Well before you're able to do that, ka-blam, another isntme classic comin' atcha
do you really think you can beat me?
he probably a bitch anyway
what does dignify mean
do you still have the one with diogenes
do Jiu Jitsu?
Yeah, probably is
no but i have pictures of people holding guns
and i do boxing
you just activated my trap card
best philosopher desu
Well I'm sure that will help you in a fight
And okay well if you swing a punch at me it'll either be something I've learned how to deflect and I can put you on the ground, or it'll be something I'm not familiar with and you'll deck me. But either way I think one of us is getting knocked out cold pretty quickly
Well that sucks for you because I can't be assed explaining it anyway
Unfortunately I didn't take the Ancient Philosophy module as part of my course so I won't be able to confirm or deny that
yeah, they see that i'm just a pathetic autist and leave me alone
a punch? we do no such thing at our boxing club for the fear of the old bill arresting us for carrying deadly weapons
but yeah, i'm decent for my age but i'm just a lanky cunt and you're an adult, so you'd probably win in a fight
what if i say please
just read this
- Real sick of y'all white-name ************* stealing my schtick
- Well damn, looks like I missed out on that party
Tito dies again
- It's the thought that counts.
- You know what I changed my mind, the entire concept that you b…
You took too long. I'm not even the person that started the account. He fucked off a long time ago
It's the thought that counts.
- Doesn't **** get gold plated all the time tho? Surely they wou…
The $5000, 24k gold...
Thats an alloy. Jewelry and gold items are usually 16k gold and mixed with copper. So its a lot lighter and stronger.
- Have... Have you returned? To grace us with new meme OC? Please?
i've been working full time over the summer to help pay the child support, i just can't find the time to make anymore original oc content! i promise there will be more to come
- I wouldn't compare it to 1984 so much, it seems more inspired …
Did you take your joy today?
Joy/Soma from Brave New World
Sense of happiness/complacency from Brave New World
Creepy 2-way screens everyfuckingwhere and intense brutality from 1984
Seems more like Brave new world in a 1984 surrounding.
- "Chris+Chris=Chris²" Chris+Chris would be 2Chri…
maybe one chris= 2, and 2+2 can be 2² so chris+chris is chris²
Interpret it how you want
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