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Age: 19
Date Signed Up:8/29/2012
Last Login:12/23/2012
Location:Portland Oregon
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User avatar #569 - teenspirit (12/23/2012) [-]
Oh hey, all the accounts banned for porn including yours were unbanned.
User avatar #570 to #569 - totallynotafurry (12/23/2012) [-]
O rly?
User avatar #571 to #570 - teenspirit (12/23/2012) [-]
Well it doesnt say hentaifan is banned anymore
User avatar #572 to #571 - Hentaifan (12/23/2012) [-]
ERMAHGERD, UNBERNED.
#565 - teenspirit (12/22/2012) [-]
>mfw today
#566 to #565 - totallynotafurry (12/22/2012) [-]
>MFW people reveal secrets about themselves on FB, thinking the world is going to end.
>MFW people reveal secrets about themselves on FB, thinking the world is going to end.
#563 - teenspirit (12/19/2012) [-]
Random maid Rainbow
#567 to #563 - bababad (12/22/2012) [-]
Look what you maid me do! (enlarge)
User avatar #564 to #563 - totallynotafurry (12/20/2012) [-]
Delicious.
User avatar #550 - bababad (12/15/2012) [-]
Furries make the best of friends...
User avatar #551 to #550 - totallynotafurry (12/15/2012) [-]
Heh, glad you think so :)
#552 to #551 - bababad (12/15/2012) [-]
Don't worry, they'll never catch on to us.
Don't worry, they'll never catch on to us.
#553 to #552 - totallynotafurry (12/15/2012) [-]
I see ponies too.
I approve good sir/madam.
#554 to #553 - bababad (12/15/2012) [-]
Yup! Love mlp (also Sir). Love Adventure time and anime (im not knowledgeable of all anime, but i enjoy a series every now and then). Im a nerd of all trades, master of none....although im fairly obsessed with music and video games more than my other fields.
#555 to #554 - totallynotafurry (12/15/2012) [-]
Anime? Have you ever watched Kampfer? In essence, it's about a gender swapping super hero (blue haired guy). It's got plenty of sexy, funny, and action (and of course angst).
I'm more of a nerd when it comes to Computers. I really want to build my own computer sometime. I also love video games (though I can't afford to get many), but music isn't exactly my forte (granted I listen to a wide range of it).
I also play Magic: The Gathering.
#556 to #555 - bababad (12/15/2012) [-]
Currently running red aggro in standard, though im focusing on making a gruul Wild Defiance deck in anticipation for Gatecrash.....I dabble in everything....
User avatar #557 to #556 - totallynotafurry (12/15/2012) [-]
Very nice.
I don't play much standard. I just play Magic with my friends usually.
Right now my two best decks are a Green/white Token deck, and a Blue black zombie deck. Both are Commander decks. My commander for the zombies is Grimgrin Corpse-Born, and the commander for the tokens is (a proxy of) Rhys, The Redeemed.
I've got plenty of other decks, but those are my best ones.
#558 to #557 - bababad (12/15/2012) [-]
My go to deck is a lifegain deck with chalice of life...and circles of protection. My buddies and I always play multiplayer in which we share life total and a battlefield...but control remains independent. I just troll and lockdown their decks until my chalices kick in...my ajani pridemates are huge, ageless entity is giant...or my buddies actually pitched in :)   
   
Anyways...time to crash. Had two finals today and worked a shift.
My go to deck is a lifegain deck with chalice of life...and circles of protection. My buddies and I always play multiplayer in which we share life total and a battlefield...but control remains independent. I just troll and lockdown their decks until my chalices kick in...my ajani pridemates are huge, ageless entity is giant...or my buddies actually pitched in :)

Anyways...time to crash. Had two finals today and worked a shift.
User avatar #559 to #558 - totallynotafurry (12/15/2012) [-]
Alright, sleep well my friend. It was nice talking to ya.
User avatar #560 to #559 - bababad (12/15/2012) [-]
Likewise!
User avatar #546 - maranaawhitewolf (12/15/2012) [-]
Y-You're back ? D:
User avatar #547 to #546 - totallynotafurry (12/15/2012) [-]
I never left?
User avatar #548 to #547 - maranaawhitewolf (12/15/2012) [-]
I thought you did.. Well.. HI! :3
User avatar #549 to #548 - totallynotafurry (12/15/2012) [-]
Hai :3
User avatar #561 to #549 - maranaawhitewolf (12/15/2012) [-]
I totally forgot your name.. So bad of me.
User avatar #562 to #561 - totallynotafurry (12/15/2012) [-]
It's Josh :3
#544 - playcolt (12/15/2012) [-]
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I love you for caring about everyone and want to wish you safe days as well. Okay, bye.
User avatar #545 to #544 - totallynotafurry (12/15/2012) [-]
Thanks, I just know ***** going to happen, and if the Earth doesn't destroy us, we might just end up destroying ourselves.
#542 - teenspirit (12/07/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#543 to #542 - totallynotafurry (12/07/2012) [-]
You seen this yet? (not a screamer, I swear)
You need to login to view this link
#526 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
hey there, fell asleep last night and didnt catch the last thing you said
User avatar #527 to #526 - totallynotafurry (12/02/2012) [-]
I asked if you had any normal pictures, stuff that isn't revealing :3
User avatar #528 to #527 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
nope, no camera whatsoever :<

actually i just bought one, but i need to order a charger for it
User avatar #529 to #528 - totallynotafurry (12/02/2012) [-]
Aww, too bad.
Well I'd be happy to see some when you do get it :3
User avatar #530 to #529 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
im sure the first thing i'd do with it is go to the gay board :V
User avatar #531 to #530 - totallynotafurry (12/02/2012) [-]
Lol, I wouldn't blame you.
That's the first thing I did when I turned 18 xD
#503 to #502 - totallynotafurry (11/25/2012) [-]
I like what I'm seeing.
User avatar #493 to #492 - totallynotafurry (11/22/2012) [-]
I trust you enjoyed the pictures?
User avatar #495 to #494 - totallynotafurry (11/22/2012) [-]
Hehe, glad to hear it.
Didja get the folder uploaded anywhere?
User avatar #496 to #495 - teenspirit (11/22/2012) [-]
Well, I wanted to get everything synced through dropbox
But its still going..Maybe I should find somewhere else.
User avatar #497 to #496 - totallynotafurry (11/22/2012) [-]
mediafire usually works best if you were able to compress it.
User avatar #498 to #497 - teenspirit (11/22/2012) [-]
Do I need an account or anything?
User avatar #499 to #498 - totallynotafurry (11/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, but you don't have to pay, and there's nothing to install either.
User avatar #500 to #499 - teenspirit (11/22/2012) [-]
I can only upload 200mb at a time.
User avatar #501 to #500 - totallynotafurry (11/22/2012) [-]
Damn.
You could probably just email me the folder.
#485 to #444 - totallynotafurry (11/22/2012) [-]
Anything?
I meant pics of myself, in case that wasn't clear.
#486 to #485 - teenspirit (11/22/2012) [-]
I know.
I wanna see everything
User avatar #487 to #486 - totallynotafurry (11/22/2012) [-]
Alright lol, guess I'll need to take a shower later xD
Anything you'd like me to do, positions and things like that?
#488 to #487 - teenspirit (11/22/2012) [-]
Nothing special comes to mind right now
User avatar #489 to #488 - totallynotafurry (11/22/2012) [-]
Alrighty, I'll just take whatever I can.
#490 to #489 - teenspirit (11/22/2012) [-]
As long as there's a flaccid and erect image
User avatar #491 to #490 - totallynotafurry (11/22/2012) [-]
That can be arranged.
I'll show some ass too :P
#471 to #470 - totallynotafurry (11/21/2012) [-]
Seriously, sometimes I wish you would just upload your 						****					 pony folder somewhere so I could download it.
Seriously, sometimes I wish you would just upload your **** pony folder somewhere so I could download it.
#472 to #471 - teenspirit (11/21/2012) [-]
But im lazy
User avatar #473 to #472 - totallynotafurry (11/21/2012) [-]
But all you have to do is zip the folder and upload it D:
It requires no attending to once it's being uploaded :U
#474 to #473 - teenspirit (11/21/2012) [-]
But stuff like this is in my regular folder
#475 to #474 - totallynotafurry (11/21/2012) [-]
I don't care :U
I want it all!
#476 to #475 - teenspirit (11/21/2012) [-]
I should actually probably check my porn folder...There's a few nasty surprises in there.
User avatar #477 to #476 - totallynotafurry (11/21/2012) [-]
>nasty surprises
Unless it's gore, scat, piss or squirting I don't care.
#478 to #477 - teenspirit (11/22/2012) [-]
>squirting
What has you got against that?
User avatar #479 to #478 - totallynotafurry (11/22/2012) [-]
It just doesn't really turn me on at all.
It reminds me of piss basically.
#480 to #479 - teenspirit (11/22/2012) [-]
Well okay.
#481 to #480 - totallynotafurry (11/22/2012) [-]
Just upload that folder boy :U
#482 to #481 - teenspirit (11/22/2012) [-]
Well lets see how long it'll take to compress 8,700 images.
#483 to #482 - totallynotafurry (11/22/2012) [-]
If you want, you may request pictures from me in return :3
#447 to #446 - totallynotafurry (11/21/2012) [-]
Delicious plot.
#451 to #450 - totallynotafurry (11/21/2012) [-]
Yes. More of that.
#454 to #453 - teenspirit (11/21/2012) [-]
Because we live so far away from each other
Because we live so far away from each other
#455 to #454 - totallynotafurry (11/21/2012) [-]
Cursed distance :c
#457 to #456 - totallynotafurry (11/21/2012) [-]
Fate is one fickle bitch.
#432 to #390 - totallynotafurry (11/20/2012) [-]
Please continue to plot, I will continue to woona.
#438 to #437 - totallynotafurry (11/20/2012) [-]
Delicious plot :U
#412 to #390 - totallynotafurry (11/20/2012) [-]
It's not like anyone's really on the lookout for it anymore.
#413 to #412 - teenspirit (11/20/2012) [-]
Well im not going to try posting any still
Well im not going to try posting any still
#414 to #413 - totallynotafurry (11/20/2012) [-]
Meh, I'm a risk taker :P
#416 to #415 - totallynotafurry (11/20/2012) [-]
>MFW Ad/min started banning people.
#418 to #417 - totallynotafurry (11/20/2012) [-]
I don't have enough non-nude pics of ponies.
#400 to #399 - teenspirit (11/20/2012) [-]
So how are you?
#401 to #400 - totallynotafurry (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm pretty good, looking for a new **** buddy nowadays lol.
#402 to #401 - teenspirit (11/20/2012) [-]
But I live on the other side of the country..
#403 to #402 - totallynotafurry (11/20/2012) [-]
I know, and it sucks :c   
Everyone who's willing is too far, everyone who's close isn't willing :c
I know, and it sucks :c
Everyone who's willing is too far, everyone who's close isn't willing :c
#404 to #403 - teenspirit (11/20/2012) [-]
Well, maybe someday
#405 to #404 - totallynotafurry (11/20/2012) [-]
Maybe. I am joining the navy after all, who knows where I'll go.
#407 to #406 - totallynotafurry (11/20/2012) [-]
All shall worship the moon.
#408 to #407 - teenspirit (11/20/2012) [-]
Vaginas!
But, what about ad/min's new rule?
#410 to #408 - totallynotafurry (11/20/2012) [-]
**** lol, I didn't even notice it.
#388 - anonymous (11/15/2012) [-]
Lol, wow, losing your virginity by getting gay sex from a guy you met on fj? That's so below the food chain the bottom breaks. I always knew you were scum hentaifag.
#389 to #388 - totallynotafurry (11/16/2012) [-]
1/10 Made me reply.
I ain't even mad bro.
User avatar #384 to #363 - totallynotafurry (11/15/2012) [-]
I guess so. Seems like a waste though if you spend a month or more getting the gold for it.
User avatar #385 to #384 - teenspirit (11/15/2012) [-]
Well obviously you wont be making a lot until you reach the higher levels. But I think im good. A little over 2 weeks left in my subscription. I just like it because in theory, you would never have to pay again.
User avatar #386 to #385 - totallynotafurry (11/15/2012) [-]
Yeah, I have a friend who does that kind of thing in WoW. He buys game cards from people for like 15k gold.
#387 to #386 - teenspirit (11/15/2012) [-]
The game turns into a very group based game though. Like right now
Im a level 44 tank class. At this level, I just cant do enough damage to bosses to solo them..It would take a half hour just to kill one thing
User avatar #364 to #363 - totallynotafurry (11/15/2012) [-]
Did you see the pictures I posted?
User avatar #343 to #342 - totallynotafurry (11/05/2012) [-]
hai :3
#344 to #343 - teenspirit (11/05/2012) [-]
So, you never said anything after you told me you lost you virginity
User avatar #346 to #344 - totallynotafurry (11/05/2012) [-]
I didn't get a notification that you ever replied o.O
User avatar #348 to #346 - teenspirit (11/05/2012) [-]
So tell me the story
User avatar #350 to #348 - totallynotafurry (11/05/2012) [-]
Oh, well, I met him on the gay board. Found out he lived a town away.
Took the bus up there a couple weekends ago, spent the night at his house.
We played Borderlands most of the night, then we decided it was time to get to it.
He gave me a bj (his first I'm guessing, but it was pretty good). Then after a couple minutes he got on his hands and knees, and I took his virginity while losing my own.
Granted, it was with a horrible condom.
#352 to #351 - totallynotafurry (11/05/2012) [-]
Might be going back next weekend for a 3-way.
I'll be the only big dick to share between two bottom guys.
#353 to #352 - teenspirit (11/05/2012) [-]
Well arent you lucky
Im still a virgin..
#354 to #353 - totallynotafurry (11/05/2012) [-]
Well whose fault is that? :P
#356 to #355 - totallynotafurry (11/05/2012) [-]
Maybe if you lived nearby, I could.
#357 to #356 - teenspirit (11/05/2012) [-]
I dont think I do..
User avatar #358 to #357 - totallynotafurry (11/05/2012) [-]
Well where are you from?
#359 to #358 - teenspirit (11/05/2012) [-]
West Virginia
#360 to #359 - totallynotafurry (11/05/2012) [-]
Aww, sorry bro. Oregon here.
#361 to #360 - teenspirit (11/05/2012) [-]
One of these days!
I will fly my ass around the country
User avatar #362 to #361 - totallynotafurry (11/05/2012) [-]
Hehe, well, I'll be joining the navy next year. If you want it you'll have to come get it soon.
Anyway, I gotta go to bed now. Talk to you later.
#349 to #347 - totallynotafurry (11/05/2012) [-]
I'm sowwy :c
What did you say?
User avatar #345 to #344 - teenspirit (11/05/2012) [-]
*your
#325 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]
hai
User avatar #326 to #325 - totallynotafurry (10/26/2012) [-]
Hai :3
I had you on my friends list on my old account x3
User avatar #327 to #326 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]
hehe oh really what was your old acount?
User avatar #328 to #327 - totallynotafurry (10/26/2012) [-]
Hentaifan x3
I'm 18 now :3
User avatar #329 to #328 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]
hentaifan is still on my friends list why did ya make a new account?
User avatar #330 to #329 - totallynotafurry (10/26/2012) [-]
Go visit my profile and look whats next to the name :P
User avatar #331 to #330 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]
hehe so father hit you with the ban hammer
User avatar #332 to #331 - totallynotafurry (10/26/2012) [-]
Yup, haven't bothered trying to get it back. I don't kiss anyone's ass :P
Anyway, what's been up with you?
User avatar #333 to #332 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]
my grandpa just died a week or so ago
User avatar #334 to #333 - totallynotafurry (10/26/2012) [-]
Aw man :(
Sorry to hear that.
User avatar #335 to #334 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]
thanks
User avatar #336 to #335 - totallynotafurry (10/26/2012) [-]
Was it sudden or was it kind of expected?
User avatar #337 to #336 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]
he had cancer but it was peacefull we all went to bed and he went in his sleep
User avatar #338 to #337 - totallynotafurry (10/26/2012) [-]
Well at least it was peaceful.
I don't think I could go so quietly if I were in his position. I'd probably go insane.
#339 to #338 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]
if i could pick id want to go in a mech fight just so i could pilot a giant robot
User avatar #340 to #339 - totallynotafurry (10/26/2012) [-]
That would be fine by me lol.
I just want mine to be quick and painless.
User avatar #341 to #340 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]
hehe ya
#320 - teenspirit (10/22/2012) [-]
I see you there, posting in /gay/
User avatar #321 to #320 - totallynotafurry (10/22/2012) [-]
Yes indeed.
Do you like what I'm posting there?
User avatar #323 to #322 - totallynotafurry (10/22/2012) [-]
Oh yeah, I lost my virginity a couple weeks ago.
#318 - anonymous (10/19/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #319 to #318 - totallynotafurry (10/19/2012) [-]
"No" what?
 
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