Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

totallynotafurry    

Rank #4601 on Subscribers
totallynotafurry Avatar Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
Offline
Send mail to totallynotafurry Block totallynotafurry Invite totallynotafurry to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 20
Date Signed Up:8/29/2012
Last Login:12/23/2012
Location:Portland Oregon
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 294 total,  635 ,  341
Comment Thumbs: 1713 total,  2174 ,  461
Content Level Progress: 40% (4/10)
Level 29 Content: Peasant → Level 30 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 13% (13/100)
Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:17
Content Views:73480
Times Content Favorited:1 times
Total Comments Made:885
FJ Points:2300

Show:
Sort by:
Order:

funny pictures

  • Views: 2583
    Thumbs Up 48 Thumbs Down 8 Total: +40
    Comments: 1
    Favorites: 1
    Uploaded: 09/24/12
    Rihanna Rihanna
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

user favorites

latest user's comments

#570 - O rly?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/23/2012 on totallynotafurry's profile 0
User avatar #571 - teenspirit (12/23/2012) [-]
Well it doesnt say hentaifan is banned anymore
User avatar #572 - Hentaifan (12/23/2012) [-]
ERMAHGERD, UNBERNED.
#573 - teenspirit (12/23/2012) [-]
#271 - Comment deleted 12/23/2012 on What COD Players Think/Wish 0
#368 - >Men can freely choose when they want to be a father Ca… 12/22/2012 on Truth 0
#26 - Last panel, foot of the bed. Looks like Rainbow Dash.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/22/2012 on Sims +1
#27 - txsslg has deleted their comment.
#29 - thepinky (12/22/2012) [-]
#30 - txsslg has deleted their comment.
#225 - Okay, let me make sure I've got this right. >students n…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/22/2012 on gun control +1
User avatar #353 - magicplatypus (12/22/2012) [-]
It is against the law to have emergency doors locked from the inside. When you open them an alarm goes off, so students are not actually locked in. That being said, it makes it really easy for a gunman to just wait for all the kids to funnel towards the emergency exit and blast them...

#343 - jahnaids (12/22/2012) [-]
I seriously have no idea.
And we have lockdown drills meant for safety precautions if a gunman enters our school.
And by lockdown, we just lock ourselves in our classrooms with the lights off.

#566 - >MFW people reveal secrets about themselves on FB, thinking… 12/22/2012 on totallynotafurry's profile 0
#96 - I have a feeling any woman who says size doesn't matter has on… 12/21/2012 on Obama 0
#162 - This content and its comments all made me laugh more than anyt… 12/21/2012 on Not a good idea 0
#335 - You act like ignoring bad thing/people make them go away. …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2012 on Faith In Humanity... 0
User avatar #342 - meteorswarm (12/21/2012) [-]
#330
#213 - Picture for you.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/20/2012 on If i was the devil +2
#233 - krasnogvardiech (12/20/2012) [-]

Comments(235):

totallynotafurry has disabled anonymous comments.
 

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
User avatar #569 - teenspirit ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
Oh hey, all the accounts banned for porn including yours were unbanned.
User avatar #570 to #569 - totallynotafurry (12/23/2012) [-]
O rly?
User avatar #571 to #570 - teenspirit ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
Well it doesnt say hentaifan is banned anymore
User avatar #572 to #571 - Hentaifan (12/23/2012) [-]
ERMAHGERD, UNBERNED.
#565 - teenspirit ONLINE (12/22/2012) [-]
>mfw today
#566 to #565 - totallynotafurry (12/22/2012) [-]
>MFW people reveal secrets about themselves on FB, thinking the world is going to end.
>MFW people reveal secrets about themselves on FB, thinking the world is going to end.
#563 - teenspirit ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
Random maid Rainbow
#567 to #563 - bababad (12/22/2012) [-]
Look what you maid me do! (enlarge)
User avatar #564 to #563 - totallynotafurry (12/20/2012) [-]
Delicious.
User avatar #550 - bababad (12/15/2012) [-]
Furries make the best of friends...
User avatar #551 to #550 - totallynotafurry (12/15/2012) [-]
Heh, glad you think so :)
#552 to #551 - bababad (12/15/2012) [-]
Don't worry, they'll never catch on to us.
Don't worry, they'll never catch on to us.
#553 to #552 - totallynotafurry (12/15/2012) [-]
I see ponies too.
I approve good sir/madam.
#554 to #553 - bababad (12/15/2012) [-]
Yup! Love mlp (also Sir). Love Adventure time and anime (im not knowledgeable of all anime, but i enjoy a series every now and then). Im a nerd of all trades, master of none....although im fairly obsessed with music and video games more than my other fields.
#555 to #554 - totallynotafurry (12/15/2012) [-]
Anime? Have you ever watched Kampfer? In essence, it's about a gender swapping super hero (blue haired guy). It's got plenty of sexy, funny, and action (and of course angst).
I'm more of a nerd when it comes to Computers. I really want to build my own computer sometime. I also love video games (though I can't afford to get many), but music isn't exactly my forte (granted I listen to a wide range of it).
I also play Magic: The Gathering.
#556 to #555 - bababad (12/15/2012) [-]
Currently running red aggro in standard, though im focusing on making a gruul Wild Defiance deck in anticipation for Gatecrash.....I dabble in everything....
User avatar #557 to #556 - totallynotafurry (12/15/2012) [-]
Very nice.
I don't play much standard. I just play Magic with my friends usually.
Right now my two best decks are a Green/white Token deck, and a Blue black zombie deck. Both are Commander decks. My commander for the zombies is Grimgrin Corpse-Born, and the commander for the tokens is (a proxy of) Rhys, The Redeemed.
I've got plenty of other decks, but those are my best ones.
#558 to #557 - bababad (12/15/2012) [-]
My go to deck is a lifegain deck with chalice of life...and circles of protection. My buddies and I always play multiplayer in which we share life total and a battlefield...but control remains independent. I just troll and lockdown their decks until my chalices kick in...my ajani pridemates are huge, ageless entity is giant...or my buddies actually pitched in :)   
   
Anyways...time to crash. Had two finals today and worked a shift.
My go to deck is a lifegain deck with chalice of life...and circles of protection. My buddies and I always play multiplayer in which we share life total and a battlefield...but control remains independent. I just troll and lockdown their decks until my chalices kick in...my ajani pridemates are huge, ageless entity is giant...or my buddies actually pitched in :)

Anyways...time to crash. Had two finals today and worked a shift.
User avatar #559 to #558 - totallynotafurry (12/15/2012) [-]
Alright, sleep well my friend. It was nice talking to ya.
User avatar #560 to #559 - bababad (12/15/2012) [-]
Likewise!
User avatar #546 - maranaawhitewolf ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
Y-You're back ? D:
User avatar #547 to #546 - totallynotafurry (12/15/2012) [-]
I never left?
User avatar #548 to #547 - maranaawhitewolf ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
I thought you did.. Well.. HI! :3
User avatar #549 to #548 - totallynotafurry (12/15/2012) [-]
Hai :3
User avatar #561 to #549 - maranaawhitewolf ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
I totally forgot your name.. So bad of me.
User avatar #562 to #561 - totallynotafurry (12/15/2012) [-]
It's Josh :3
#544 - playcolt (12/15/2012) [-]
This image has expired
I love you for caring about everyone and want to wish you safe days as well. Okay, bye.
User avatar #545 to #544 - totallynotafurry (12/15/2012) [-]
Thanks, I just know ***** going to happen, and if the Earth doesn't destroy us, we might just end up destroying ourselves.
#542 - teenspirit ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#543 to #542 - totallynotafurry (12/07/2012) [-]
You seen this yet? (not a screamer, I swear)
You need to login to view this link
#532 - teenspirit ONLINE (12/03/2012) [-]
#526 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
hey there, fell asleep last night and didnt catch the last thing you said
User avatar #527 to #526 - totallynotafurry (12/02/2012) [-]
I asked if you had any normal pictures, stuff that isn't revealing :3
User avatar #528 to #527 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
nope, no camera whatsoever :<

actually i just bought one, but i need to order a charger for it
User avatar #529 to #528 - totallynotafurry (12/02/2012) [-]
Aww, too bad.
Well I'd be happy to see some when you do get it :3
User avatar #530 to #529 - RipperMan ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
im sure the first thing i'd do with it is go to the gay board :V
User avatar #531 to #530 - totallynotafurry (12/02/2012) [-]
Lol, I wouldn't blame you.
That's the first thing I did when I turned 18 xD
#502 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/25/2012) [-]
#503 to #502 - totallynotafurry (11/25/2012) [-]
I like what I'm seeing.
#492 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #493 to #492 - totallynotafurry (11/22/2012) [-]
I trust you enjoyed the pictures?
#494 to #493 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
Maybe
User avatar #495 to #494 - totallynotafurry (11/22/2012) [-]
Hehe, glad to hear it.
Didja get the folder uploaded anywhere?
User avatar #496 to #495 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
Well, I wanted to get everything synced through dropbox
But its still going..Maybe I should find somewhere else.
User avatar #497 to #496 - totallynotafurry (11/22/2012) [-]
mediafire usually works best if you were able to compress it.
User avatar #498 to #497 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
Do I need an account or anything?
User avatar #499 to #498 - totallynotafurry (11/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, but you don't have to pay, and there's nothing to install either.
User avatar #500 to #499 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
I can only upload 200mb at a time.
User avatar #501 to #500 - totallynotafurry (11/22/2012) [-]
Damn.
You could probably just email me the folder.
#444 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
#485 to #444 - totallynotafurry (11/22/2012) [-]
Anything?
I meant pics of myself, in case that wasn't clear.
#486 to #485 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
I know.
I wanna see everything
User avatar #487 to #486 - totallynotafurry (11/22/2012) [-]
Alright lol, guess I'll need to take a shower later xD
Anything you'd like me to do, positions and things like that?
#488 to #487 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
Nothing special comes to mind right now
User avatar #489 to #488 - totallynotafurry (11/22/2012) [-]
Alrighty, I'll just take whatever I can.
#490 to #489 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
As long as there's a flaccid and erect image
User avatar #491 to #490 - totallynotafurry (11/22/2012) [-]
That can be arranged.
I'll show some ass too :P
#471 to #470 - totallynotafurry (11/21/2012) [-]
Seriously, sometimes I wish you would just upload your 						****					 pony folder somewhere so I could download it.
Seriously, sometimes I wish you would just upload your **** pony folder somewhere so I could download it.
#472 to #471 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
But im lazy
User avatar #473 to #472 - totallynotafurry (11/21/2012) [-]
But all you have to do is zip the folder and upload it D:
It requires no attending to once it's being uploaded :U
#474 to #473 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
But stuff like this is in my regular folder
#475 to #474 - totallynotafurry (11/21/2012) [-]
I don't care :U
I want it all!
#476 to #475 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
I should actually probably check my porn folder...There's a few nasty surprises in there.
User avatar #477 to #476 - totallynotafurry (11/21/2012) [-]
>nasty surprises
Unless it's gore, scat, piss or squirting I don't care.
#478 to #477 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
>squirting
What has you got against that?
User avatar #479 to #478 - totallynotafurry (11/22/2012) [-]
It just doesn't really turn me on at all.
It reminds me of piss basically.
#480 to #479 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
Well okay.
#481 to #480 - totallynotafurry (11/22/2012) [-]
Just upload that folder boy :U
#482 to #481 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
Well lets see how long it'll take to compress 8,700 images.
#483 to #482 - totallynotafurry (11/22/2012) [-]
If you want, you may request pictures from me in return :3
#484 to #483 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#447 to #446 - totallynotafurry (11/21/2012) [-]
Delicious plot.
#450 to #449 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
Socks
#451 to #450 - totallynotafurry (11/21/2012) [-]
Yes. More of that.
#454 to #453 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
Because we live so far away from each other
Because we live so far away from each other
#455 to #454 - totallynotafurry (11/21/2012) [-]
Cursed distance :c
#457 to #456 - totallynotafurry (11/21/2012) [-]
Fate is one fickle bitch.
#464 to #463 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/21/2012) [-]
#390 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
#432 to #390 - totallynotafurry (11/20/2012) [-]
Please continue to plot, I will continue to woona.
#438 to #437 - totallynotafurry (11/20/2012) [-]
Delicious plot :U
#412 to #390 - totallynotafurry (11/20/2012) [-]
It's not like anyone's really on the lookout for it anymore.
#413 to #412 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
Well im not going to try posting any still
Well im not going to try posting any still
#414 to #413 - totallynotafurry (11/20/2012) [-]
Meh, I'm a risk taker :P
#416 to #415 - totallynotafurry (11/20/2012) [-]
>MFW Ad/min started banning people.
#417 to #416 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
Plots
#418 to #417 - totallynotafurry (11/20/2012) [-]
I don't have enough non-nude pics of ponies.
#400 to #399 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
So how are you?
#401 to #400 - totallynotafurry (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm pretty good, looking for a new **** buddy nowadays lol.
#402 to #401 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
But I live on the other side of the country..
#403 to #402 - totallynotafurry (11/20/2012) [-]
I know, and it sucks :c   
Everyone who's willing is too far, everyone who's close isn't willing :c
I know, and it sucks :c
Everyone who's willing is too far, everyone who's close isn't willing :c
#404 to #403 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
Well, maybe someday
#405 to #404 - totallynotafurry (11/20/2012) [-]
Maybe. I am joining the navy after all, who knows where I'll go.
#407 to #406 - totallynotafurry (11/20/2012) [-]
All shall worship the moon.
#408 to #407 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
Vaginas!
But, what about ad/min's new rule?
#410 to #408 - totallynotafurry (11/20/2012) [-]
**** lol, I didn't even notice it.
#411 to #410 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
#388 - StarvedSouthKorean (11/15/2012) [-]
Lol, wow, losing your virginity by getting gay sex from a guy you met on fj? That's so below the food chain the bottom breaks. I always knew you were scum hentaifag.
#389 to #388 - totallynotafurry (11/16/2012) [-]
1/10 Made me reply.
I ain't even mad bro.
#363 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #384 to #363 - totallynotafurry (11/15/2012) [-]
I guess so. Seems like a waste though if you spend a month or more getting the gold for it.
User avatar #385 to #384 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
Well obviously you wont be making a lot until you reach the higher levels. But I think im good. A little over 2 weeks left in my subscription. I just like it because in theory, you would never have to pay again.
User avatar #386 to #385 - totallynotafurry (11/15/2012) [-]
Yeah, I have a friend who does that kind of thing in WoW. He buys game cards from people for like 15k gold.
#387 to #386 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
The game turns into a very group based game though. Like right now
Im a level 44 tank class. At this level, I just cant do enough damage to bosses to solo them..It would take a half hour just to kill one thing
User avatar #364 to #363 - totallynotafurry (11/15/2012) [-]
Did you see the pictures I posted?
#342 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
User avatar #343 to #342 - totallynotafurry (11/05/2012) [-]
hai :3
#344 to #343 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
So, you never said anything after you told me you lost you virginity
User avatar #346 to #344 - totallynotafurry (11/05/2012) [-]
I didn't get a notification that you ever replied o.O
User avatar #348 to #346 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
So tell me the story
User avatar #350 to #348 - totallynotafurry (11/05/2012) [-]
Oh, well, I met him on the gay board. Found out he lived a town away.
Took the bus up there a couple weekends ago, spent the night at his house.
We played Borderlands most of the night, then we decided it was time to get to it.
He gave me a bj (his first I'm guessing, but it was pretty good). Then after a couple minutes he got on his hands and knees, and I took his virginity while losing my own.
Granted, it was with a horrible condom.
#352 to #351 - totallynotafurry (11/05/2012) [-]
Might be going back next weekend for a 3-way.
I'll be the only big dick to share between two bottom guys.
#353 to #352 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
Well arent you lucky
Im still a virgin..
#354 to #353 - totallynotafurry (11/05/2012) [-]
Well whose fault is that? :P
#356 to #355 - totallynotafurry (11/05/2012) [-]
Maybe if you lived nearby, I could.
#357 to #356 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
I dont think I do..
User avatar #358 to #357 - totallynotafurry (11/05/2012) [-]
Well where are you from?
#359 to #358 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
West Virginia
#360 to #359 - totallynotafurry (11/05/2012) [-]
Aww, sorry bro. Oregon here.
#361 to #360 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
One of these days!
I will fly my ass around the country
User avatar #362 to #361 - totallynotafurry (11/05/2012) [-]
Hehe, well, I'll be joining the navy next year. If you want it you'll have to come get it soon.
Anyway, I gotta go to bed now. Talk to you later.
#349 to #347 - totallynotafurry (11/05/2012) [-]
I'm sowwy :c
What did you say?
User avatar #345 to #344 - teenspirit ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
*your
#325 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]
hai
User avatar #326 to #325 - totallynotafurry (10/26/2012) [-]
Hai :3
I had you on my friends list on my old account x3
User avatar #327 to #326 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]
hehe oh really what was your old acount?
User avatar #328 to #327 - totallynotafurry (10/26/2012) [-]
Hentaifan x3
I'm 18 now :3
User avatar #329 to #328 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]
hentaifan is still on my friends list why did ya make a new account?
User avatar #330 to #329 - totallynotafurry (10/26/2012) [-]
Go visit my profile and look whats next to the name :P
User avatar #331 to #330 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]
hehe so father hit you with the ban hammer
User avatar #332 to #331 - totallynotafurry (10/26/2012) [-]
Yup, haven't bothered trying to get it back. I don't kiss anyone's ass :P
Anyway, what's been up with you?
User avatar #333 to #332 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]
my grandpa just died a week or so ago
User avatar #334 to #333 - totallynotafurry (10/26/2012) [-]
Aw man :(
Sorry to hear that.
User avatar #335 to #334 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]
thanks
User avatar #336 to #335 - totallynotafurry (10/26/2012) [-]
Was it sudden or was it kind of expected?
User avatar #337 to #336 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]
he had cancer but it was peacefull we all went to bed and he went in his sleep
User avatar #338 to #337 - totallynotafurry (10/26/2012) [-]
Well at least it was peaceful.
I don't think I could go so quietly if I were in his position. I'd probably go insane.
#339 to #338 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]
if i could pick id want to go in a mech fight just so i could pilot a giant robot
User avatar #340 to #339 - totallynotafurry (10/26/2012) [-]
That would be fine by me lol.
I just want mine to be quick and painless.
User avatar #341 to #340 - furrysheaperd ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]
hehe ya
#320 - teenspirit ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
I see you there, posting in /gay/
User avatar #321 to #320 - totallynotafurry (10/22/2012) [-]
Yes indeed.
Do you like what I'm posting there?
#322 to #321 - teenspirit ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
Maybe
User avatar #323 to #322 - totallynotafurry (10/22/2012) [-]
Oh yeah, I lost my virginity a couple weeks ago.
#318 - StarvedSouthKorean (10/19/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #319 to #318 - totallynotafurry (10/19/2012) [-]
"No" what?
 
 Friends (0)