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Date Signed Up:4/18/2012
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#1438 - **toston used "*roll picture*"** **toston rolled image ** … 06/29/2015 on This goes up your butt 0
#55 - What is up with that though. My first roommate in college even…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on porn comp 0
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#58 - hairycheeseball (06/29/2015) [-]
For most people it tastes really good. People like what they like. I see much weirder interests daily so a love for bacon doesn't fase me much
#16 - The fact that the police came in unannounced firing water guns…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/29/2015 on Go be gay somewhere else +36
#138 - anon (06/30/2015) [-]
its legal so they dont go flaunting about in protest about it like a bunch of fucking assholes. they wanted to avoid the gay pride parades in america where they're fucking in the street and not a damn thing can be done about it, the fucker had no business instigating them to resort to using that kind of force.
#155 - toston (06/30/2015) [-]
Yeah its legal because the government did it, but whats illegal is the way they did like pointing water cannons at their faces. My main point. Excessive force
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#106 - wahut (06/30/2015) [-]
not really unnoticed

from what i understand the parade people told the police about the parade and the police said no

but the paraders still went ahead and did it
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#17 - thechosentroll (06/29/2015) [-]
Which is weird, because I'm bulgarian and around here when someone says "gay" the first thing that comes to mind is turkish people. Have you seen their sports? Two large, hairy, oiled up men in tight leather pants, rolling around on the ground, trying to grab eachothers' ass. Remove the pants and you've got something that goes on pornhub.
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#121 - tradem (06/30/2015) [-]
that's called Gachimuchi
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#52 - hurzg (06/30/2015) [-]
I know nothing about Bulgarians but somehow they have a bad opinion about us on every subject. Or any other nation for that matter. Do Bulgarians like any balkan nations?
#180 - thechosentroll (06/30/2015) [-]
No, we hate everyone on the planet. Especially other bulgarians. As for the hate, there was sort of this thing called the Ottoman empire which assraped every balkan country it could for several centuries. That's why a lot of old people I know hate turkish people with a passion. But other than that, we're just assholes.
#76 - anon (06/30/2015) [-]
Allez-au-snackbar
#66 - anon (06/30/2015) [-]
maybe he didn't mean gay as a bad thing?
#1361 - **toston used "*roll picture*"** **toston rolled image ** 06/29/2015 on These are your new PARENTS 0
#49 - I don't like bacon and really do not understand the obsession …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2015 on porn comp 0
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#54 - hairycheeseball (06/29/2015) [-]
Most people who like bacon, reaaally like bacon, its like crack but food
#55 - toston (06/29/2015) [-]
What is up with that though. My first roommate in college even had posters of it like what the actual fuck mate
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#58 - hairycheeseball (06/29/2015) [-]
For most people it tastes really good. People like what they like. I see much weirder interests daily so a love for bacon doesn't fase me much
#78 - Lmao I thought you might take it that way, I meant just in tha…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/29/2015 on Teacher stories 0
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#87 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/29/2015) [-]
I don't know what my school is doing now but I know the amount of pregnant chicks has dropped by like half since I left. My graduating class had like 40 some pregnant chicks and like 20 or so guys. Class photo looked more like one of them new mommy & daddy classes than a high school photo.
#12 - what did you learn in 12th grade that you did not already know  [+] (4 new replies) 06/29/2015 on Teacher stories +1
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#13 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/29/2015) [-]
not a damn thing but I still had to take this shitty class.
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#14 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/29/2015) [-]
I read what you said as it was aimed only at that one class I should have said.

I learnt a lot of stuff in 12th grade but nothing in that health class.
#78 - toston (06/29/2015) [-]
Lmao I thought you might take it that way, I meant just in that class. I hope you learned some stuff in 12th grade you didn't already know.
My schooling had mandatory health class in 5th, 7th, and 9th grade classes. Still had tons of pregnant chicks. So many that my highschool built a daycare JUST for student use. At lunch my friends and I would sit around naming them sometimes
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#87 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/29/2015) [-]
I don't know what my school is doing now but I know the amount of pregnant chicks has dropped by like half since I left. My graduating class had like 40 some pregnant chicks and like 20 or so guys. Class photo looked more like one of them new mommy & daddy classes than a high school photo.
#10 - who the **** takes health in 12th grade? I say its fake.  [+] (11 new replies) 06/29/2015 on Teacher stories 0
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#24 - alarubra (06/29/2015) [-]
My high school you had to take a 1 semester Health class sometime during your 4 years, and they didn't really give a shit when. I took it Freshman year, but more than half the people in the class with me were Seniors.
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#27 - paraxo (06/29/2015) [-]
My school allowed people who just got out of middle school (post 8th grade) to come in and take summer school classes to knock shit out beforehand
Took health then, got a great teacher, who was pretty chill
Walked in on her talking to her doctor about vaginal discharge though, couldn't look at her with a straight face afterwords
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#21 - ivehadworse (06/29/2015) [-]
Mine had mandatory in 5th, 8th, 10th, and 12th.

And yet we still had decent number of pregnant teens.
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#11 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/29/2015) [-]
My high school had mandatory heath classes for 9th and 12th grades.
#15 - anon (06/29/2015) [-]
Weird, I had one in 5th 8th and 9th.
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#18 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/29/2015) [-]
I had the 5th and 8th as well but they weren't high school so I didn't say them in my first post.
#12 - toston (06/29/2015) [-]
what did you learn in 12th grade that you did not already know
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#13 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/29/2015) [-]
not a damn thing but I still had to take this shitty class.
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#14 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/29/2015) [-]
I read what you said as it was aimed only at that one class I should have said.

I learnt a lot of stuff in 12th grade but nothing in that health class.
#78 - toston (06/29/2015) [-]
Lmao I thought you might take it that way, I meant just in that class. I hope you learned some stuff in 12th grade you didn't already know.
My schooling had mandatory health class in 5th, 7th, and 9th grade classes. Still had tons of pregnant chicks. So many that my highschool built a daycare JUST for student use. At lunch my friends and I would sit around naming them sometimes
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#87 - sparkyoneonetwo (06/29/2015) [-]
I don't know what my school is doing now but I know the amount of pregnant chicks has dropped by like half since I left. My graduating class had like 40 some pregnant chicks and like 20 or so guys. Class photo looked more like one of them new mommy & daddy classes than a high school photo.
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#81 - Garblestickleshlop (06/21/2015) [-]
The pressure placed on her lower abdomen from landing squeezed her bladder. It's harder for girls to hold it because the female urethra is shorter.
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#63 - kunterz (05/14/2015) [-]
flip the word pepsi upside down and bam you got isded
#143 - sairen (05/14/2015) [-]
er well technicly it doesn't say that.
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#153 - potatot (05/14/2015) [-]
akshually
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#146 - licestr (05/14/2015) [-]
Technically your mother is not a whore either but we all know better dont we?!
#86 - pfccross (05/14/2015) [-]
like dis
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#28 - fuzzysixx (04/15/2015) [-]
Well smoking is already bad for you, so it doesn't really matter.
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