Some cancer that Funnyjunk always posts. In addition to "TOP KEK" Funnyjunk sometimes posts "MY SIDES HAVE LEFT ORBIT" and on rare occasions, "I'M DYING."

Found it.

I sorta did the same thing. Me and girlfriend at time met up after like 2 months apart cos she had shit to do, we were at a friends house for a drunken sleepover. We all sleep in the same bed cos yo, shit is cool. Me and girlfriend lay next to eachother while the film is on, I get bored and slip a finger into her, she is down to clown, she starts to fiddle with me and in the end we both finish. After the other friend goes away (me, girlfriend and friend who owns house is left there), my girlfriend wants to get out of her pajamas, so I sit there in my dressing gown and she starts to get changed while my friend waits in the hallway. I look at her with joy as she takes her clothes off and then I ask her if I could see her naked again, cos shit might've changed yo. She says "Only if you can undress me." I smile and do it with ease, she then pushes me onto friends bed and lays on top of me, one arm jacking me off, the other behind my head as we make out, my hand on her arse slipping a finger or two in, she finishes a few times and I follow suit, which she immediately goes down and swallows like a true lady. Good lord I miss that girl. Cracking body as well.
Mfw the friend asks if we are "done in there." most likely cos she could hear my girlfriends moans through the kissing.

as someone that smokes alot thats weird as fuck.....but could be worse.

I thought so too. "Anon, the kid who got naked and squatted on the toilet to poop until fifth grade, was constantly picked on at school by his peers for the way he pooped. It turned him off pooping that way ever since elementary school."