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#28 - In Sweden we have kinda the same joke, but it's about finnish …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on Temperature +3
User avatar #81 - stenchschleifs (07/27/2014) [-]
Jag har bara läst den med norrland.
Norrlänningar och temperaturer:
+15°C Tar Stockholmarna på sig mössor, vinterjackor och handskar. Norrlänningen solar, för varmare än så här blir det inte i Norrland.
+10°C Göteborgarna försöker förgäves starta upp centralvärmen i sina hus. Norrlänningen planterar blommor i trädgården.
+5°C Malmöbornas bilar vägrar att starta. Norrlänningen cruisar i en Volvo 240.
0°C Vatten fryser till is. Vattnet i Torneälven älven blir lite tjockare.
-5°C Folk i Skåne håller på att förfrysa. Norrlänningen grillar den sista korven före vintern.
-10°C Gävleborna sätter på värmen i sina hus. Norrlänningen tar på sig en långärmad tröja.
-20°C Stockholmarna flyr till Mallorca. Norrlänningen slutar fira midsommar, hösten har kommit.
-30°C Folk i Malmö dör av kyla och försvinner från jordens yta. Norrlänningen börjar torka tvätten inomhus.
-40°C Stockholm krackelerar sönder i kylan. Norrlänningen köar vid den lokala hembrännarn.
-50°C Isbjörnarna börjar evakuera Nordpolen. F21 senarelägger sin vinteröverlevnadskurs i väntan på bättre vinterväder.
-60°C Torneälven förfryser. Norrlänningen hyr video och stannar inne.
-70°C Den falska norrlänningen flyttar söderut. Norrlänningen blir frustrerad eftersom det inte går att lagra brännvinet utomhus. F21 drar ut på vinteröverlevnadskurs.
-183°C Mikroberna i maten överlever inte. Samernas renar klagar över att mjölkarnas händer känns kalla.
-273°C ALL atombaserad rörelse stannar. Norrlänningarna börjar säga till varandra "Helvete, vad kallt det känns ute i dag".
-300°C Helvetet fryser till is. Norrläningarna är ensamma.
#260 - So I guess even this artist knew that Ash will never grow up. 05/01/2014 on All Grown Up Comp 2 0
#182 - How can you call this OC? Did you take all the pictures? 03/30/2014 on OC Random Stuff Comp pt.2... +3
#48 - Not to mention that he beat the battle pyramid. 03/27/2014 on Ash has won 0
#1147 - Um, Sweden, but I'm pretty sure that we have clouds here.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
User avatar #1156 - joberja (03/21/2014) [-]
Cloudy*

Blame the sun that doesn't seem to go away here.
User avatar #1177 - joberja (03/21/2014) [-]
Wait, no, sunless...

I think this sun is killing me. I'm going to stop talking now.
#1090 - No, I'm not a lesbian.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +22
User avatar #1202 - mssofieg (03/21/2014) [-]
Thumb up! We swedish girls need to stick together, älskar ditt hår btw!
User avatar #1145 - joberja (03/21/2014) [-]
What cloudless country are you from?
User avatar #1147 - tossa (03/21/2014) [-]
Um, Sweden, but I'm pretty sure that we have clouds here.
User avatar #1156 - joberja (03/21/2014) [-]
Cloudy*

Blame the sun that doesn't seem to go away here.
User avatar #1177 - joberja (03/21/2014) [-]
Wait, no, sunless...

I think this sun is killing me. I'm going to stop talking now.
#41 - Srsly, you choosed Joffery with a crossbow instead of *… 03/20/2014 on Bows 0
#95 - Actually, in gen II (Gold/Silver/Crystal) shiny pokémon had b…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2014 on OP used feel! 0
User avatar #126 - exclamation (03/20/2014) [-]
Well... Special Attackers. Shiny Pokemon in Gen II couldn't have an Attack IV of more than 8.
#100 - anonymous (03/20/2014) [-]
Better than some, but in competitive play shinies were shit because their stats still didn't match up to a competitive pokemon
#5 - How the hell did the Spiderman one get so pixly. 03/16/2014 on Super Heroes 0
#30 - No .Heaven is a place where America don't exist. Hell is a pla…  [+] (25 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Heaven and Hell -91
User avatar #152 - mcrut (03/17/2014) [-]
TRY HARDER
#89 - kommandantvideo (03/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #82 - ivoryhammer (03/17/2014) [-]
In America we're already living in heaven.
#196 - seemerollin (03/17/2014) [-]
User avatar #318 - seemerollin (03/17/2014) [-]
I don't understand lol. This is in response to ivoryhammer and his comment doe. was that not a burn? is FJ full of crackheads?
User avatar #53 - manofbeardliness (03/17/2014) [-]
"I don't like certain things about a country so I wish they didn't exist!".

Please (using logic) explain how the entirety of the U.S is apparently the root of all evil? Normally when someone bad mouths my country it's for something specific, but damn you're wishing away 318 million people and 238 years of history away.

Like I don't mind if people say something about the U.S is shitty because it's usually pretty accurate, but when people say fuck America it makes them look pretty fucking stupid. Not to mention the only reasoning they can give me is generalizations and stereotypes. So please, flatter this American on why we shouldn't exist.
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User avatar #313 - manofbeardliness (03/17/2014) [-]
Wall-mart serves it's purposes very well. It pumps money that normally wouldn't be spent into our GDP directly from the lower-middle/lower classes (who pay the least taxes). Gun laws are local government controlled so they vary greatly state by state. As for the "arrogance" claim, that's not entirely true. Yes, a small group of them get a little too patriotic over it, but they all know it wasn't just us. If they don't, they obviously didn't pay attention in school and are stupid, so who gives a shit what they think.

So you don't like my country because of circumstantial laws and assumptions? You need to reevaluate your views on other countries man. Hope you don't get offended easily, because you seem retarded.
#215 - xtremedeath (03/17/2014) [-]
tbh, Wal-mart if really only for poor niggers to shop at. i can't stand even looking at them build the new one down the street from me. Wal-mart is the biggest shithole store there is. Yea, most americans believe that our country is the greatest place on earth, run by the shittiest people on earth. Both are true. However, have you ever stopped and looked around at your own country? Sure america has its good and bad, but your country has the same thing. Perhaps before criticizing america to death calling us pussies and pathetic excuses, try looking around your own country and all the pussies that live in it. Americans express their freedoms and even our shit with passion, which is clearly what your countrymen lack.
#218 - luckyblackcat has deleted their comment.
#220 - xtremedeath (03/17/2014) [-]
well to be 100% honest, citizens are fine. The laws are mostly fine depending on location, its the politicians running everything thats the problem. America may be a Capitalist government, but it runs like a socialist one.
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User avatar #90 - kommandantvideo (03/17/2014) [-]
He can't cuz he really doesn't have a clue what he's talking about
#51 - milkmad (03/16/2014) [-]
fuck with america tossa we are fucking crazy people we may not be smart but we will file are teeth into points and rip ur throat out so fuck with us
#36 - infinitereaper (03/16/2014) [-]
Shut up Sweden
we can't all be as perfect as you
#146 - anonymous (03/17/2014) [-]
quit sucking viking dick
#56 - gedab (03/17/2014) [-]
#38 - baitman (03/16/2014) [-]
sweden
perfect

Only if you're an asylum seeker or faggot.
User avatar #59 - Loppytaffy (03/17/2014) [-]
Or Eurovision fan.
User avatar #94 - baitman (03/17/2014) [-]
But that falls into the faggot category...
#289 - meinneger (03/17/2014) [-]
Finland's last eurovision was a doom metal band called Lordi.
User avatar #96 - Loppytaffy (03/17/2014) [-]
Oh please Finland's last win.
User avatar #99 - baitman (03/17/2014) [-]
I don't really watch eurovision... context?
User avatar #317 - Loppytaffy (03/17/2014) [-]
Abba was made famous by winning Eurovision for Sweden. It's one of maybe ten things I can name from Sweden.

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#27 - snakefire has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 to #27 - tossa (02/28/2013) [-]
Well hello there, now I know!
User avatar #29 to #28 - snakefire (02/28/2013) [-]
How are you?
#30 to #29 - tossa (03/02/2013) [-]
I just woke up (it's 10.25 am here). Where are you from? :)
User avatar #31 to #30 - snakefire (03/03/2013) [-]
California. you?
User avatar #32 to #31 - tossa (03/04/2013) [-]
Sweden mhm!
User avatar #33 to #32 - snakefire (03/05/2013) [-]
ohnoice.

I'm part sweedish
User avatar #34 to #33 - tossa (03/11/2013) [-]
As in your grand-grand-grandfather migrated to the us? :P
User avatar #35 to #34 - snakefire (03/11/2013) [-]
Yeah
User avatar #24 - chillyhellion (05/09/2011) [-]
what's up, awesome-face? :P
User avatar #25 to #24 - tossa (05/09/2011) [-]
I'm going to school for the first time in years! :D :D So i won't be online for the whole week. Hope we can talk som other day :)
User avatar #26 to #25 - chillyhellion (05/09/2011) [-]
oh, good for you! :D what are you studying? No worries about not being on; I know how busy school life is :) just enjoy yourself and do your best, and good luck with your endeavors :) I'm sure we'll talk again soon :)
User avatar #21 - chillyhellion (04/11/2011) [-]
cute name; made me smile :) I hope you have a good Monday.
User avatar #22 to #21 - tossa (04/12/2011) [-]
i slept all day <3
User avatar #23 to #22 - chillyhellion (04/12/2011) [-]
sounds like the perfect way to spend a Monday :P I hope you enjoyed it.
#14 - blueboysixnine (04/09/2011) [-]
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got you a birthday present
User avatar #15 to #14 - tossa (04/09/2011) [-]
Iihk! Srsly, i so want them.
#16 to #15 - blueboysixnine (04/09/2011) [-]
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this girl improvised. white bra + textas
User avatar #17 to #16 - tossa (04/09/2011) [-]
That's pretty smart.
User avatar #19 to #18 - tossa (04/09/2011) [-]
Yes she is. Cute too.
User avatar #12 - msieightyeight (04/09/2011) [-]
Happy Birthday!!
(just trying to show I'm not a total jerk and that I wa sjust messing with the pic comments earlier :P)
User avatar #13 to #12 - tossa (04/09/2011) [-]
Hah.
#1 - bearataur (03/13/2011) [-]
comment virginity = stolen   
:3
comment virginity = stolen
:3
User avatar #2 to #1 - tossa (03/13/2011) [-]
Ahaha :D
User avatar #3 to #2 - bearataur (03/13/2011) [-]
oh so you know loppytaffy too
User avatar #4 to #3 - tossa (03/13/2011) [-]
not really know, we chatted a bit on some picture.
User avatar #5 to #4 - bearataur (03/13/2011) [-]
aaah ok then
User avatar #6 to #5 - tossa (03/13/2011) [-]
so, you play pkmn? wanna battle? ;)
User avatar #7 to #6 - bearataur (03/13/2011) [-]
sure why not
User avatar #8 to #7 - tossa (03/13/2011) [-]
i'll messange you a bit later when i gets acess to wi-fi :D 6 on 6 double, no legendary, items allowed?
User avatar #9 to #8 - bearataur (03/13/2011) [-]
hmmm, nope. which game btw?
User avatar #10 to #9 - tossa (03/13/2011) [-]
i can't gett acess until tuesday or something
User avatar #11 to #10 - bearataur (03/13/2011) [-]
well damn, and woohoo i've had pokemon white for a week and i'm at the elite four (training so that i can actually beat them)
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