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#28 - In Sweden we have kinda the same joke, but it's about finnish …  [+] (1 reply) 07/27/2014 on Temperature +3
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#81 - stenchschleifs (07/27/2014) [-]
Jag har bara läst den med norrland.
Norrlänningar och temperaturer:
+15°C Tar Stockholmarna på sig mössor, vinterjackor och handskar. Norrlänningen solar, för varmare än så här blir det inte i Norrland.
+10°C Göteborgarna försöker förgäves starta upp centralvärmen i sina hus. Norrlänningen planterar blommor i trädgården.
+5°C Malmöbornas bilar vägrar att starta. Norrlänningen cruisar i en Volvo 240.
0°C Vatten fryser till is. Vattnet i Torneälven älven blir lite tjockare.
-5°C Folk i Skåne håller på att förfrysa. Norrlänningen grillar den sista korven före vintern.
-10°C Gävleborna sätter på värmen i sina hus. Norrlänningen tar på sig en långärmad tröja.
-20°C Stockholmarna flyr till Mallorca. Norrlänningen slutar fira midsommar, hösten har kommit.
-30°C Folk i Malmö dör av kyla och försvinner från jordens yta. Norrlänningen börjar torka tvätten inomhus.
-40°C Stockholm krackelerar sönder i kylan. Norrlänningen köar vid den lokala hembrännarn.
-50°C Isbjörnarna börjar evakuera Nordpolen. F21 senarelägger sin vinteröverlevnadskurs i väntan på bättre vinterväder.
-60°C Torneälven förfryser. Norrlänningen hyr video och stannar inne.
-70°C Den falska norrlänningen flyttar söderut. Norrlänningen blir frustrerad eftersom det inte går att lagra brännvinet utomhus. F21 drar ut på vinteröverlevnadskurs.
-183°C Mikroberna i maten överlever inte. Samernas renar klagar över att mjölkarnas händer känns kalla.
-273°C ALL atombaserad rörelse stannar. Norrlänningarna börjar säga till varandra "Helvete, vad kallt det känns ute i dag".
-300°C Helvetet fryser till is. Norrläningarna är ensamma.
#1147 - Um, Sweden, but I'm pretty sure that we have clouds here.  [+] (2 replies) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission 0
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#1156 - joberja (03/21/2014) [-]

Blame the sun that doesn't seem to go away here.
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#1177 - joberja (03/21/2014) [-]
Wait, no, sunless...

I think this sun is killing me. I'm going to stop talking now.
#1090 - No, I'm not a lesbian.  [+] (5 replies) 03/21/2014 on Hottest Girls on FJ Submission +22
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#1202 - mssofieg (03/21/2014) [-]
Thumb up! We swedish girls need to stick together, älskar ditt hår btw!
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#1145 - joberja (03/21/2014) [-]
What cloudless country are you from?
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#1147 - tossa (03/21/2014) [-]
Um, Sweden, but I'm pretty sure that we have clouds here.
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#1156 - joberja (03/21/2014) [-]

Blame the sun that doesn't seem to go away here.
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#1177 - joberja (03/21/2014) [-]
Wait, no, sunless...

I think this sun is killing me. I'm going to stop talking now.
#95 - Actually, in gen II (Gold/Silver/Crystal) shiny pokémon had b…  [+] (2 replies) 03/20/2014 on OP used feel! 0
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#126 - exclamation (03/20/2014) [-]
Well... Special Attackers. Shiny Pokemon in Gen II couldn't have an Attack IV of more than 8.
#100 - anon (03/20/2014) [-]
Better than some, but in competitive play shinies were shit because their stats still didn't match up to a competitive pokemon
#30 - No .Heaven is a place where America don't exist. Hell is a pla…  [+] (25 replies) 03/16/2014 on Heaven and Hell -91
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#152 - mcrut (03/17/2014) [-]
#89 - kommandantvideo (03/17/2014) [-]
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#82 - ivoryhammer (03/17/2014) [-]
In America we're already living in heaven.
#196 - seemerollin (03/17/2014) [-]
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#318 - seemerollin (03/17/2014) [-]
I don't understand lol. This is in response to ivoryhammer and his comment doe. was that not a burn? is FJ full of crackheads?
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#53 - manofbeardliness (03/17/2014) [-]
"I don't like certain things about a country so I wish they didn't exist!".

Please (using logic) explain how the entirety of the U.S is apparently the root of all evil? Normally when someone bad mouths my country it's for something specific, but damn you're wishing away 318 million people and 238 years of history away.

Like I don't mind if people say something about the U.S is shitty because it's usually pretty accurate, but when people say fuck America it makes them look pretty fucking stupid. Not to mention the only reasoning they can give me is generalizations and stereotypes. So please, flatter this American on why we shouldn't exist.
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#313 - manofbeardliness (03/17/2014) [-]
Wall-mart serves it's purposes very well. It pumps money that normally wouldn't be spent into our GDP directly from the lower-middle/lower classes (who pay the least taxes). Gun laws are local government controlled so they vary greatly state by state. As for the "arrogance" claim, that's not entirely true. Yes, a small group of them get a little too patriotic over it, but they all know it wasn't just us. If they don't, they obviously didn't pay attention in school and are stupid, so who gives a shit what they think.

So you don't like my country because of circumstantial laws and assumptions? You need to reevaluate your views on other countries man. Hope you don't get offended easily, because you seem retarded.
#215 - xtremedeath (03/17/2014) [-]
tbh, Wal-mart if really only for poor niggers to shop at. i can't stand even looking at them build the new one down the street from me. Wal-mart is the biggest shithole store there is. Yea, most americans believe that our country is the greatest place on earth, run by the shittiest people on earth. Both are true. However, have you ever stopped and looked around at your own country? Sure america has its good and bad, but your country has the same thing. Perhaps before criticizing america to death calling us pussies and pathetic excuses, try looking around your own country and all the pussies that live in it. Americans express their freedoms and even our shit with passion, which is clearly what your countrymen lack.
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#220 - xtremedeath (03/17/2014) [-]
well to be 100% honest, citizens are fine. The laws are mostly fine depending on location, its the politicians running everything thats the problem. America may be a Capitalist government, but it runs like a socialist one.
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#90 - kommandantvideo (03/17/2014) [-]
He can't cuz he really doesn't have a clue what he's talking about
#51 - milkmad (03/16/2014) [-]
fuck with america tossa we are fucking crazy people we may not be smart but we will file are teeth into points and rip ur throat out so fuck with us
#36 - infinitereaper (03/16/2014) [-]
Shut up Sweden
we can't all be as perfect as you
#146 - anon (03/17/2014) [-]
quit sucking viking dick
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#38 - baitman (03/16/2014) [-]

Only if you're an asylum seeker or faggot.
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#59 - Loppytaffy (03/17/2014) [-]
Or Eurovision fan.
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#94 - baitman (03/17/2014) [-]
But that falls into the faggot category...
#289 - meinneger (03/17/2014) [-]
Finland's last eurovision was a doom metal band called Lordi.
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#96 - Loppytaffy (03/17/2014) [-]
Oh please Finland's last win.
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#99 - baitman (03/17/2014) [-]
I don't really watch eurovision... context?
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#317 - Loppytaffy (03/17/2014) [-]
Abba was made famous by winning Eurovision for Sweden. It's one of maybe ten things I can name from Sweden.