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#58 - It's a goddamn disgrace. My ******* dream car, an…  [+] (1 new reply) 1 hour ago on Like mother like daughter +1
#62 - shaze (1 hour ago) [-]
Wait from the size of those tires how did they turn to get into the driveway?
#56 - You break the suspension so it's about an inch lower than stoc…  [+] (4 new replies) 1 hour ago on Like mother like daughter +2
User avatar #67 - kellzzzz (1 hour ago) [-]
Im curious as to why they do it. Is it for looks? If thats the case than they are complete morons.
#57 - shaze (1 hour ago) [-]
Wow that seems like seven kinds of retarded. Thank you for explaining.
#58 - torchrose (1 hour ago) [-]
It's a goddamn disgrace. My fucking dream car, and this punk bitch ruins it with daddy's money.
#62 - shaze (1 hour ago) [-]
Wait from the size of those tires how did they turn to get into the driveway?
#19 - Sometimes I wish this would happen to me just so I can e… 1 hour ago on Fuck this shit 0
#50 - I ******* hate stanced cars and unfortunately her…  [+] (6 new replies) 2 hours ago on Like mother like daughter +3
#55 - shaze (1 hour ago) [-]
What's a stanced car?
#56 - torchrose (1 hour ago) [-]
You break the suspension so it's about an inch lower than stock then put too big tires on it that rub against the wheel well. You can't steer, you're suspension is fucked, you burn through tires quickly, and in some places it's illegal

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User avatar #67 - kellzzzz (1 hour ago) [-]
Im curious as to why they do it. Is it for looks? If thats the case than they are complete morons.
#57 - shaze (1 hour ago) [-]
Wow that seems like seven kinds of retarded. Thank you for explaining.
#58 - torchrose (1 hour ago) [-]
It's a goddamn disgrace. My fucking dream car, and this punk bitch ruins it with daddy's money.
#62 - shaze (1 hour ago) [-]
Wait from the size of those tires how did they turn to get into the driveway?
#66 - Wow it's like you want to be wrong 2 hours ago on The future is now +1
#84 - "He's six" "Actually I'm seven" 2 hours ago on This has happened to often... +3
#43 - >We get to city >decide we're going to split up and … 13 hours ago on D&D Stories #9 +3
#42 - So this world we created is like a high fantasy, but magic is …  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on D&D Stories #9 0
User avatar #43 - torchrose (13 hours ago) [-]
>We get to city
>decide we're going to split up and have smaller campaigns until the next time everyone can get together
>I end up DMing for Valen
>he goes into a pub
>Ends up getting into an argument with another guy
>rolls to cast spark to light this guy on fire
>succeeds
>Many rolls by pub patrons to notice him setting the guy on fire
>all fail
>Roll to notice him on fire at all
>all fail
>guy burns to death while nobody notices
>Valen rolls to drag his body from the pub
>Succeeds, starts dragging body down the street with pub goers not noticing
>decides to dump the body in a well
>make him roll every time he passes someone for them to notice
>7 people pass by
>all fail perception check
>successfully sets a guy on fire in a bar, drags him down a street, and dumps him in a well while about 30 people go about their business without noticing

And that was the last time I DM'd for anyone
#41 - >Party continues >they stop at a lake to rest &g…  [+] (2 new replies) 13 hours ago on D&D Stories #9 0
User avatar #42 - torchrose (13 hours ago) [-]
So this world we created is like a high fantasy, but magic is rare because a mage did some weird shit to change the moon's orbit and fucked up the entire planet, so people prosecuted them. A city called Sanctuary became the main mage hunters, sending a large army everywhere to kill all magic. My character was in the Sanctuary army, but ended up getting knocked out in a battle and left for dead. He hated mages with a passion. Another person in the party, Valen, was a mage from a giant boat filled with mages, but had to keep his mageness secret for obv reasons. Also in the party was my partner, who was a tank but had horrible aim. A bard/healer, a jewmerchant, and a rogue who could do no damage.
User avatar #43 - torchrose (13 hours ago) [-]
>We get to city
>decide we're going to split up and have smaller campaigns until the next time everyone can get together
>I end up DMing for Valen
>he goes into a pub
>Ends up getting into an argument with another guy
>rolls to cast spark to light this guy on fire
>succeeds
>Many rolls by pub patrons to notice him setting the guy on fire
>all fail
>Roll to notice him on fire at all
>all fail
>guy burns to death while nobody notices
>Valen rolls to drag his body from the pub
>Succeeds, starts dragging body down the street with pub goers not noticing
>decides to dump the body in a well
>make him roll every time he passes someone for them to notice
>7 people pass by
>all fail perception check
>successfully sets a guy on fire in a bar, drags him down a street, and dumps him in a well while about 30 people go about their business without noticing

And that was the last time I DM'd for anyone
#40 - >playing GURPS with friends online (GURPS is like DnD but n…  [+] (3 new replies) 13 hours ago on D&D Stories #9 0
User avatar #41 - torchrose (13 hours ago) [-]
>Party continues
>they stop at a lake to rest
>I'm still tied up
>they get attacked by like 30 worm monster things
>everyone except my old partner doing only 1 damage
>the 'hidden mage' (will go into detail later) goes to untie me
>I punch him, jump out of carriage, murder all worm things in a few turns
>they decide to keep me
User avatar #42 - torchrose (13 hours ago) [-]
So this world we created is like a high fantasy, but magic is rare because a mage did some weird shit to change the moon's orbit and fucked up the entire planet, so people prosecuted them. A city called Sanctuary became the main mage hunters, sending a large army everywhere to kill all magic. My character was in the Sanctuary army, but ended up getting knocked out in a battle and left for dead. He hated mages with a passion. Another person in the party, Valen, was a mage from a giant boat filled with mages, but had to keep his mageness secret for obv reasons. Also in the party was my partner, who was a tank but had horrible aim. A bard/healer, a jewmerchant, and a rogue who could do no damage.
User avatar #43 - torchrose (13 hours ago) [-]
>We get to city
>decide we're going to split up and have smaller campaigns until the next time everyone can get together
>I end up DMing for Valen
>he goes into a pub
>Ends up getting into an argument with another guy
>rolls to cast spark to light this guy on fire
>succeeds
>Many rolls by pub patrons to notice him setting the guy on fire
>all fail
>Roll to notice him on fire at all
>all fail
>guy burns to death while nobody notices
>Valen rolls to drag his body from the pub
>Succeeds, starts dragging body down the street with pub goers not noticing
>decides to dump the body in a well
>make him roll every time he passes someone for them to notice
>7 people pass by
>all fail perception check
>successfully sets a guy on fire in a bar, drags him down a street, and dumps him in a well while about 30 people go about their business without noticing

And that was the last time I DM'd for anyone

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