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Date Signed Up:9/14/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
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#180 - Mine's red and black, pretty nice looking but I prefer that fi…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Mom's cleaning laptop +3
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#181 - xxkelevraxx (01/11/2016) [-]
LOL only if I had an enclosed case with no window
#17 - I accept death and anything like that because it happens to ev… 01/11/2016 on What is love? 0
#78 - IUnderstooodThatReference.png 01/11/2016 on fish nipples 0
#177 - Back when motherboards were colourful. I miss it.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Mom's cleaning laptop 0
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#179 - xxkelevraxx (01/11/2016) [-]
they still are colorful... just they're color coordinated now and don't look like a 3 year old tried to dress themselves
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#180 - topheavymonkeyy (01/11/2016) [-]
Mine's red and black, pretty nice looking but I prefer that fisher price shit. Makes me feel like it's special
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#181 - xxkelevraxx (01/11/2016) [-]
LOL only if I had an enclosed case with no window
#22 - mannlicher please sticky this 01/10/2016 on Guess the name of the song 0
#22 - Not technically maths ******* muricans dropping t… 01/10/2016 on Edgy +1
#20 - You do have a point. But if you carry in condition 3 (I … 01/10/2016 on step up nigga. +3
#16 - I don't know what you have against Glocks. They work. An…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/10/2016 on step up nigga. +4
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#18 - ideletedmyotherone (01/10/2016) [-]
It's all fine and dandy until the single action trigger with no safety fires a round because you slightly bumped the trigger guard against something.
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#53 - thatoneiranianguy (01/10/2016) [-]
Sorry but if you negligently discharge your Glock and then use the excuse that it doesn't have a manual safety you're fucking retarded and probably shouldn't own a gun.

It's incredibly hard to discharge a Glock negligently or accidentally with all the manual safeties it has, especially with its trigger safety.
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#56 - ideletedmyotherone (01/10/2016) [-]
What I'm saying is that accidental discharges that could have been prevented with a safety will happen in a Glock because it doesn't have one.
And don't give me the "You're fucking retarded and shouldn't own a gun" bullshit, accidents can happen, and I'm not exactly confident on a gun whose only "safety" is a trigger pull of half a ton.
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#58 - thatoneiranianguy (01/10/2016) [-]
OK, let's go over your comment and your new comment again:

1. Negligent discharges, not accidental. There's a difference.

2. Negligent discharges as what we are discussing here specifically. These are caused by gross negligence, not mechanical failure.

3. How would bumping the trigger GUARD make the weapon go off?

4. That isn't the only safety on a glock, you might want to try doing some actual research:
us.glock.com/technology/safe-action

5. Glocks from factory tend to have somewhere between a 5.0lb - 6.5lb trigger pull excluding installed 3.5lb connectors and NY connectors. An average of 5.0lb-6.5lb is a safe enough trigger pull weight - and realistically at that point the only time your firearm should be going off is when you are ready to fire.

If you some how negligently discharge a round with the Safe Action trigger release safety plus a 5.5 average pull weight well: repeat after me - "you're fucking retarded and shouldn't own a gun."

And you're right, negligent discharges can happen - because people are negligent. That is not a reason to throw away a platform that has proven to be safe and successful for decades now. Practice, be safe and vigilant of what you are doing and train, train, train, and train - oh and did I mention train?
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#63 - inyerfase (01/10/2016) [-]
this the the most complete and utter smackdown I have ever witnessed
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#32 - isolovegames (01/10/2016) [-]
You have to do a lot to mis-fire a glock man, maybe jam a stick in the trigger guard. It's almost impossible unless you get a trigger job for it. Just sayin'.
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#20 - topheavymonkeyy (01/10/2016) [-]
You do have a point. But if you carry in condition 3 (I think that's what it is when you have safety one, no round in chamber and not cocked) then it should be Gucci. Don't be dumb with firearms and you'll be fine.
#459 - Vexaton 01/09/2016 on MEMES falling from the sky! 0
#31 - It werfs flamen 01/08/2016 on F in school +5

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User avatar #27 - bogbean ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
I thought you were baiting for red thumbs.
#26 - krasnogvardiech (06/01/2014) [-]
I knew you were a good one.
I knew you were a good one.
#25 - ssheinrich ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
**ssheinrich rolled image*** WHAT WAS YOU FACE WHEN KIDS GOD DAMIT
**ssheinrich rolled image*** WHAT WAS YOU FACE WHEN KIDS GOD DAMIT
#20 - topheavymonkeyy ONLINE (06/02/2013) [-]
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