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Date Signed Up:2/24/2009
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ooh girl you are like a newly blossomed flower, twinkling in the the sunlight from the morning dew, i want to pick you up and admire your beauty, so sweet and innocent, a bright light in this dark world, and pick you apart limb from limb and leave you to rot on the sidewalk, nothing so pure should have to live to see the hate and ugliness that violates this earth

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#60 - anon (02/23/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #771056 at Friendly **
Jesus is life. Real men love Jesus, the men that actually have hair on their chest, but do not act like Austin Powers.
#44 - anon (02/23/2014) [-]
to validate the whole eating people thing? doesn't seem like a good thing at all.(this bread is my flesh, this wine is my blood thing)
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#41 - hoskins (01/31/2014) [-]
I actually just got home from doing both in back booth. Fun stuff.

This is how I see it.
Smokers are the worst people that come through.
But people that come through with their happy dogs cancel out the bad people.
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