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The thing I hate most of all is when some duchebag idiot is arguing with you on the internet, and after they make a fucking stupid as fuck argument, they say "Cheers :)" to somehow make themselves feel like they have moral high ground and feel classy or whatever. Does anyone else just want nothing more than to reach threw their computer screen and strangle anyone who says "Cheers!"? I know I do.

Whats up!

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb:
12.
One to screw it in,
one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination,
one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination,
one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like",
one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic,
one to blame men for not changing the bulb,
one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it,
one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs,
one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs,
one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians,
one to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men,
one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.

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**tonyri rolled user ohiobro **

I like how you turn that spidy tread into a spidy/pony tread.

Wanna post ponies?

How I feel about YOU:

There's lots of pretty people here / Sharing stories and passing letters and
There's lots of questions answered and / Metaphysical astronomical
Songs were printed all on papers that / Seem too mystical, it's so magical!
People that dance and copied that. / No one's better than you.

There's kings in distant cities who / Rule their persons and make them happy and
We won't forget about all the / Servicory, congragatory
Even the animals know that something's brewing/ and they're all cooing,
'Cause in the end I'd like to say / Noone's better than you

I hope you're happy now I've revealed the truth / I've even written this whole song about you
And not about me... And not about me

Please don't just laugh and clap right now / This is serious I'm not delerious
I've waited very patiently / Just to let you know who should run the show
'cause we all know these are the facts / Nothing to retract nothing too abstract
Concluding in this song let's say / Noone's better then you
Noone's better than you
Noone's better than you

~The Whole World & You, by Tally Hall

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