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say dat 2 mi face

I wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill

Sum dai.

You better be, cause I'll do things to you!
Things n stuff.

That's what I like to hear.

I'm going to bed now, I'll cya later, L!

Yep, I'll **** on the FLAC DS.

Please do.

Also.

*** .
A lot of *** .

No, I mean you're posting lots of *** .
I like *** .

Though I'm more of a boobs man.
Cause guys don't have them. And boobs are awesome.

Though she does have *** too. I'm sure it's a very nice one.

You're right, it isn't. Though it depends sometimes.

Not as fun?! Whaaaaaaaaaaaat!
I've held small ones and I've held big ones, and the big ones are BEYOND fun!
They are SO much better!

See what I mean by contradicting opinions?

But just out of curiosity, have you tried both sizes? One really big pair and one really small pair?

It depends on the girl.
Most would say boobs though.

Tut tut. Bigger is better!
I know! It's better to look at, it's better to the touch.

So how's that album coming along?
Album art included?

1 hour left? Daaaaaaaaayum...

If that pic was intended for me, consider it done.

What kinda speeds do you get?

Speak English, Leo!
Either you wanna sex me or you don't.

Dude, forreals?

Can you believe it... I lived in America when it came out.
And the earlier ones, well... they're old.

But this song is great.

Here we go again.

I think it's ******* A.

Heh, minimalistic. Okidokiloki!

I'll be back later, dinner calls and I'm starving!

I'm not stupid, Leo, I know what it means...

That you're into minimalism.

Chillax, I'm fine.
I went to work today, got back a few hours ago.

It's just that everything I'm into, you're into the complete opposite of.

Nope, it was a quiet day.
So I spent the day chatting with a co-worker there.
She's very nice. Very quiet though.

Well, music is where that's different, but everything else, I like one thing, and you like the opposite.
It's the age old thing of opposites attract.
I'm glad to hear that about ******* Pit!
Now for Fun.

She's an okay girl. She's been there two months. She's short, skinny, with black hair.

I have no doubts.

Customers are average fashion-aware youth and 25-50 year olds with a good bit of cash to spend. Our Bvlgari's been getting attention, but it's the Ray Bans and Oakleys that really shine.
Personally, I like the Armanis more.

Yes. But she's not cute, she's hot.

Of course I'll get to know her better, I'll be working alongside her various days of the week.
Not in that way, though, because she has a boyfriend.

Which one? Alda, the Albanian chick? She moved back to Albania.
Katie, another one I've had my eye on, I get to see and talk to her in a few parties, but it's been a while, I'm just waiting for my chance. Probably when she gets pissed.

Well. Yes, I suppose.
Yeah, I guess she's very cute, then. Cause her voice is soft, like Fluttershy's.
Sometimes I had to lean in just to hear what she was saying.

Yeah, not gonna happen, though. I've seen him. He looks a bit like you. Tall, muscular, strong.
But they've been together for over a year. I know what it's like to have a girl taken from you by another guy, so I'm not gonna do that.

Waiting for a chance means waiting for another party.
There's a barbecue on this weekend and she's due to go.
Gonna chat her up then. Hopefully I'll get plenty of time for that.

But of course. You know how much of a charmer I can be at times.

Although! There was this one girl from my last job...
She's chubby, but adorable. Talkative. Very talkative. I like talkative girls.
She's into anime and plays League. She seems like the type of person who would know what a brony is and see nothing wrong with it.
She did seem fond of me. I need to get back to her and see how she's doing.

I was listening to Parov Stelar, but oo, dis be gud.

Butt.
Hehe.

Hah, I can more than handle her. She's the type to laugh at all my jokes and hug hard and be a big cuddle fan.

I was just about to ask you for the album.
Gibe album plox.

Oooo. Me. Booty!

She is. I prefer her over my coworker.

Nah, it's okay, I already got Brothers in Arms.

Aw, I wanted Clapton though!