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    #1257 - rannklb
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    (07/22/2013)[-]
    i understood there's M&M that instead of a peanut in it they just put peanut butter in it...
    i understood there's M&M that instead of a peanut in it they just put peanut butter in it...
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    (07/22/2013)[-]
    heh

    thanks goodnight!
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    User avatar#1279 to #1278 - rannklb
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    (07/22/2013)[-]
    20C is an average house temperature
    and in israel it's 25C
    and my room is right now 24C
    and your room?
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    #1281 to #1280 - rannklb
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    (07/22/2013)[-]
    what are you wearing?   
aren't you cold?
    what are you wearing?
    aren't you cold?
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    (07/22/2013)[-]
    well then you shouldn't be cold...
    i'm wearing t shirt and shorts... but only my feet are cold because i'm not wearing socks
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    User avatar#1285 to #1284 - rannklb
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    (07/22/2013)[-]
    no socks are great... in the winter

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WqvYZiEDrM
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    (07/22/2013)[-]
    yes and i really like that song   
   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO8a51gYhLk   
(2001)
    yes and i really like that song

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO8a51gYhLk
    (2001)
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    (07/22/2013)[-]
    the 90's were the top time for israeli rock
    then psy trance become pop and then the ****** eastern music that is pop today...

    the hip hop was nice... would be nicer if i could understand

    first metal song was great, second kinda boring

    hmm yeah i understand what you're talking about.
    the second song was really annoying the first was cute

    my friends mostly listen to metalcore so i get to listen to a lot of asking alexandria, bullet for my valentine, bring me the horizon and stuff like that

    i really like the lyrics in this song and also asking alexandria vocalist voice is just amazing in my mind

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSbAuvL7Fwk
    this version is much better
    youtu.be/kN45frAwq-Y?t=11s
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    (07/22/2013)[-]
    they're nice when you're drunk

    well, infected mushroom latest stuff aren't that good tbh...

    i don't know what you are talking about in this two paragraphs...

    nope
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    (07/22/2013)[-]
    pop/rock/metal core is better when you're drunk

    their old stuff is better

    i really didn't understand...

    i don't listen to them :\
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    #1314 to #1313 - rannklb
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    (07/22/2013)[-]
    i don't    
   
anyway from tomorrow we're repainting the house and i won't have a computer for a few days since it will be unplugged...   
   
so i'll be on skype if you wanna talk
    i don't

    anyway from tomorrow we're repainting the house and i won't have a computer for a few days since it will be unplugged...

    so i'll be on skype if you wanna talk
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    User avatar#1316 to #1315 - rannklb
    (07/22/2013)[-]
    good (don't forget to log in, srsly i'll kill you if you won't log in this week)

    yeah i'm gonna shower and then to bed.... they start tomorrow at 7am
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    (07/22/2013)[-]
    but it's good   
   
i want relatives from america...   
   
i'm alright and you?
    but it's good

    i want relatives from america...

    i'm alright and you?
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    User avatar#1261 to #1260 - rannklb
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    (07/22/2013)[-]
    like?
    we also got some stuff here in israel... there's one really tasty chocolate bar but that's it

    alright that would be great

    hmm, we don't have driving ed classes.... we got a driving ed test that you need to learn for it by yourself and then the driving lessons
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    #1263 to #1262 - rannklb
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    (07/22/2013)[-]
    sounds awesome   
   
alright   
   
well yeah but not because of that, the tests are actually pretty hard...   
it's because people aren't patient, and because some people are just really lucky to pass the driving test...   
the ed test costs about 10 euros per test and the manual test cost about 100 euro per test...   
   
also after you past the test you have to do 3 months (now they changed it to 6) of driving with someone that has atleast 5 years experience of driving    
   
you're extra cute today i dunno what's making you like that though
    sounds awesome

    alright

    well yeah but not because of that, the tests are actually pretty hard...
    it's because people aren't patient, and because some people are just really lucky to pass the driving test...
    the ed test costs about 10 euros per test and the manual test cost about 100 euro per test...

    also after you past the test you have to do 3 months (now they changed it to 6) of driving with someone that has atleast 5 years experience of driving

    you're extra cute today i dunno what's making you like that though
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    (07/22/2013)[-]
    there's this chocolate bar that's actually a waffle filled with caramel with chocolate covering and it's really good
    and i like twix and snickers a lot but they're not israeli

    not really, the US model is very different considering you can only get your license here at age 17 and the lessons are with a teacher and not your parents.

    the ed stuff you learn at home from a website or a book and the manual lessons... you have to do 28 minimum before attending the test and only the teacher can attend you if he thinks you're ready

    there's not that much stuff here, in your driving lessons you're likely to drive at night and the teacher is with you to prevent you from crashing the car...
    i'm not sure what's advanced vehicle handling but the slippery thingy is kinda useless here as it rains for about a total month here and it's like pretty lame rain and it snows only in the mountains... and not every year...

    so cute i just want to cuddle you all night
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    #1267 to #1266 - rannklb
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    (07/22/2013)[-]
    it's not really waffles... it's hard to explain...   
   
oh   
   
if you wish   
   
but i heard scandinavia has hard summers
    it's not really waffles... it's hard to explain...

    oh

    if you wish

    but i heard scandinavia has hard summers
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    (07/22/2013)[-]
    well i used to be friends with a norwegian and a swedish on here and both told me the summers are really hot, like 30~40C just like here in israel
    well i used to be friends with a norwegian and a swedish on here and both told me the summers are really hot, like 30~40C just like here in israel
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    (07/22/2013)[-]
    oh well then it's like here
    summer is like 30~40 for 3 months
    spring and fall 20~30
    winter 10~20
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    (07/22/2013)[-]
    well then that's sounds horrible
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    (07/22/2013)[-]
    idunno if it's really cold for me in out winters....   
in your winters i'd just stay by the fire the whole time
    idunno if it's really cold for me in out winters....
    in your winters i'd just stay by the fire the whole time
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    User avatar#1277 to #1276 - rannklb
    (07/22/2013)[-]
    the fire i will make to stay warm

    >18C
    >warm

    choose one
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